To all the idiots who said this fricker can cut a promo last week, watch this weeks promo, this time YES, it's actually great!

To all the idiots who said this fricker can cut a promo last week, watch this weeks promo, this time YES, it's actually great!
Last week:
>yells about being the best
Wow, such a good promo! Frick off, morons, as if you've never seen a wrestler do that. yawn...
This week:
>apologizes to Canada
>asks for maple syrup
>Danielson shoe joke references
>mentions his many pets and current life
NOW THIS is actually something entertaining and interesting!

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shut up b***hbreasts

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah but if you scream everything into the mic it counts as good promo skills. That’s the secret. Manufacture “emotion” by being fricking loud.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Manufacture emotion?? I AM THE EMOTION, BRUV!!

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thank you for taking this one off our hands Tonikan

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and he does all that while showing off the people he drew to the arena

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He got a little Jimmy now

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people pretend to like him?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dave told them too

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are aew fans really that mindless and, dare I say, drone-like?????

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Osgay is not a good promo, he just yells and swears. He's great at in-ring emoting but his "promos" are only good insofar as being fooled by a funny accent.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    E-Drones need their stars to speak very slowly, deliver lines like they're coming off a script, and repeat what they said in the past 10 weeks. Otherwise, no good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The pea brained elite hog is trying to sound smart again
      KEK bless his heart.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont forget the slow motion captioned sing-along replay of what was just said 5 minutes after the promo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont forget the slow motion captioned sing-along replay of what was just said 5 minutes after the promo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dronEs shit on Osprey but shit piss and cum over GAY TOWN DOWN and every other WWE promo who has the same cadence for ‘What?’ chants but not the improv skills (or permission) to react to them
      I’ll take chav moron over boring written promos.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cum over GAY TOWN DOWN
        They really don't lmfao AEWtards are so delirious

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he is an alright promo, both you groups of gays arguing about this need to have a nice day

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >generic wrestlers
    As opposed to what? What wrestlers are cutting amazing in-depth promos now other than The Rock?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      watch how cody, sami and drew built to their mania matches this monday. they get the story over, they get their character over and, most importantly, they get the match over. just because its not as high energy doesnt mean its not better than the ha ha nonsense ospreay did about shoes and syrup

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cody
        Yeah, that’s what I want. A guy talking about his mom and dad every week in the cadence of a Shakespeare soliloquy. It’s the most unnatural thing I’ve ever heard.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          im sorry you think that wrestling is about getting like emojis on twitter rather than drawing a crowd

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t care about that, I just think it sucks and comes off as corny.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry brov but I don't remember anything about their promos except Cody saying something about his mom being a tough b***h.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post the link. I ain't tracking down a Will Ospreay/Tony Schiavone interview.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't be a good promo when it consist of shit like "aym da best wreslah I got a kid, a morghage, a whife, ay whas bhad lhass time ay whas en Chanda"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better than I AM THE BEST YOU ARE BAD AND ON THIS AND THAT BIG EVENT, I WILL BEAT YOU!!

      Post the link. I ain't tracking down a Will Ospreay/Tony Schiavone interview.

      Why are begging me to watch this Omega light guy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Better than I AM THE BEST YOU ARE BAD AND ON THIS AND THAT BIG EVENT, I WILL BEAT YOU!!
        No, at least that's comprehensible as a language

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          indeed, most wrestling fans are at a grade 5 literacy level after all...

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's above whatever the frick language Osprey was trying to speak

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >apologizes to Canada
    so he's a heel? kwab

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are begging me to watch this Omega light guy.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I AM THE FEELING was a career-defining promo dumb dronie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      E Drones cant understand things like conviction

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