ULTIMATE ENGLAND XI

These positions are NON negotiable.

Who should fill the remaining positions?

• CB
• CDM
• RW

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    boring bait

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you mentally deficient?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >talking about a national teams line-up is bait
      have a nice day

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wheres de bruyne

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is why there have been zero good English managers in 30 years, all discussions revolves around what player should start, ad nauseum in all mong media.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt Southgate made this thread, moron. Football fans should discuss their best players.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What a dumb fat c**t you are

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a dumb fat c**t you are

      You have no self-awareness

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Branthwaite
    Wharton
    Palmer

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LCB Options
    >Maguire
    >Branthwaite

    CDM Options
    >Mainoo
    >Gallagher

    RW Options:
    >Saka
    >Palmer

    For me it would be branthwaite, mainoo, saka.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot Wharton, returd. he's the best English player since Quansah. you also forgot Quansah

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        poundshop ollie arblaster

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he'll probably start with Gallagher, Saka and Maguire. Palmer and Mainoo will be subbed on if it's not going well

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shaw non-negotiable
    He's injured bruv

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guarantee Shaw starts if only to play 60 minutes per game. He's England's best LB by a mile so it's worth playing him for as long as possible. Trippier looked lightweight there tonight.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Guaranteed an injured player starts

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fat sack of shit shaw in 2024

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Harry Maguire
    >Mainoo
    >Palmer

    I say Palmer over Saka as he chokes in big games

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is Palmingz ready? He bottled a goal tonight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what will Penmer do when Kane is on pens?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cry

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just play Eze/Grealish LW and Foden/Shaka on the right, rotation style

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Branthwaite
    Wharton
    Palmer

    Simple as.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wharton was invisible tonight

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's his job, he's supposed to let others shine. Wharton played world class to day by doing nothing of note, rotation style

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All I saw was him getting bullied off the ball. Don't think he's ready for this level.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you don't understand what rotation style is, do you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the english firmino

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You don't understand what a CDM is do you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you don't understand what rotation style is, do you?

          Right but if Wharton was black you'd be saying he was a useless shitter for that exact performance.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you've got me there 2bh

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Wharton's 30 minute cameo:
            >36 Passes Completed
            >100% Pass Accuracy
            >2 Chances Created
            >5 Passes into Final Third

            Couldn't have been a stronger performance you clown

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When Mainoo won MOTM you said he was shit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            mainoo got motm for his goal alone
            he was anonymous other than the goal and the goal was 99% down to bruno and 1% his tap in

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Against Belgium

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wharton looked better than bellingham and mainoo next to rice even in his short cameo

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What, did you expect him to score a hat trick?

            [...]
            Is Robertson significantly better than Tierney?

            Belgium are quarter final level, that's nothing to sniff at

            Same people sucking Whartons wiener are the ones who say Mainoo is shit for winning MOTM against Belgium in his first Englans start.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he got motm in a pointless friendly against belgium's second team
            he only got it because he's black, he wasn't particularly good in the game

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Mainoo is mid lad, get over it
            Just because all the B-team blacks are outclassed in every position on the pitch is no reason to seethe

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wharton will be starting as the main man in the champions league final by the time he is 25
            mainoo will be on the bench for crystal palace in the championship by the time he is 25

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Saying Mainoo is shit
            But I'm not

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Belgium are quarter final level, that's nothing to sniff at

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that is because i am racist. That doesnt mean wharton wasnt class

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            zoomers cannot see players that don't score goals or get into attacking positions frequently

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What, did you expect him to score a hat trick?

        Dannae matter. We'll pipe you

        Is Robertson significantly better than Tierney?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dannae matter. We'll pipe you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How does it feel to be better at football than Wales and Ireland m8?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >struggles against Gibraltar

        Seething sassanach sissies

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Soft slobbering Scot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >struggles against Gibraltar

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does Tierney really not make it in to your team? Even out of position he must be better than those other shitters

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tierney is a good lad, friend of mine met him while he was walking his dog.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eze
    Wharton
    Branthwaite

    Palace will win us the Euros, just like West Ham won us the World Cup

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Gareth Southgate
      >winning anything

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think plamer is a more talented player than saka
    saka plays on a better team and is a little more mature/polished/trained but palmer passes the eye test more than anyone in england

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is the only valid lineup

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's 2 darkies in there mate

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not a racist mate just genuinely picking the best players available

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Right well you didn't since you picked a player that isn't even avaliable

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know Palmer's grandfather is from the windrush generation right

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          white genes are so powerful

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Happens with filipinos too. They get completely bleached.

            Clearly his black father was cucked by a white man because there is no chance he is a quadroon, i'd get a paternity test if I was him

            His father and his sister certainly look more mixed

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just learnt of Cole Palmer's sister

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Happens with filipinos too. They get completely bleached.

            [...]
            His father and his sister certainly look more mixed

            I'm a Palmer paternity truther

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            both he and his dad have the same dimwitted expression

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What you are describing is fetal alcohol syndrome

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Clearly his black father was cucked by a white man because there is no chance he is a quadroon, i'd get a paternity test if I was him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is statistically England's best team by G/A

      What is it with you morons? Shaw is not fit to play. It's not a form dip, it's not an opinion, it's not a "he hasn't had support" or whatever the frick; HES INJURIED. HES NOT AVALIABLE. WONT BE THERE.
      I swear to fricking god it's like everyone just thinks he's been pretending or some bullshit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why did southgate pick him then?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why did southgate pick him then?

        Shaw is training with the England team RIGHT NOW and is confirmed to get minutes against Serbia.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They "confirmed" on channel 4 when that hes only 40% likely

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            40% is a lot higher than 0%.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a lot lower than 1

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            40% likely to be fit is 60% likely to be unfit. Being only 40% makes him unlikely

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You only need 1% chance to make it

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saka should be one of the first names on there. Been England's best player for the past few years

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saka
    Mainoo
    And that guy that plays in Italy. I don't remember the name, T - something

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      timori on ac milan? he's good. i heard southgate doesn't like him

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yup that guy. He should be in the team 100%

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be from Scotland
    >be called SCOTT McTominay
    the state of these frickers

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think I watched Mainoo get bullied by Belgium and become the b***h of Brazil while also watching Wharton become the ghost of St James Park.

    They were shit. Get over it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. We're going to make these c**ts look like right bems

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does rightfully pointing out Mainoo ain't it in an England shirt make the stans throw a b***hfit? This happened in the matchthread too. Has Mainoo hired a fricking PR firm? Because he was shit for England so this isn't grassroots

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      some mongs will just defend any player because of the colour of their skin
      even if they're shit and it's plain for everybody to see
      the fact is that the blacks are the worst players in the england team because a. they're not as talented as the white players and b. they don't give a shit about england because they're not english and they would rather be playing for whatever mud hut riddled swamp their parents came from

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mainoo has performed in big games for his club and won MOTM against Belgium.

    Fhite expects me to believe Wharton is better because he was okay against Bolivia.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some people just blindly support based on the colour of the players skin. Also doesn't help he's a United player.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      his trajectory is much better than mainoos currently
      the fact is that black players burn out a lot quicker and 99% of them never reach their potential that they show as teenagers
      also he is probably in his early-mid 20s because all those africans fudge their birth certificates

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also, consider taking penalties
        :. Mainoo starts in the knockouts and Wharton comes on to avoid the choke

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mainoo has more experience in high pressure games.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes like the unforgettable battle for 8th place

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stopped liverpool in 3 separate encounters and scored the winner against City in the FA Cup final.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Also go raped by Brazil but sure I guess they'll somehow play Liverpool in the euros mr pr employee

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >England C team loses 1nil in tight game against Brazil
            >raped

            That's exactly what I'll do to you, moron.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you do to me what Brazil did to Mainoo you'll be in jail. Because they made him their b***h

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And Wharton has more experience putting 4 past said high pressure scarecrow

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's laughable

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Does shit in an England shirt
    >b-b-b-b-but muh league
    That's nice. Shame this is the Euros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I agree. Wharton was shit for both.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wharton was the only reason CP improved second half of the season
        wasn't down the the blacks (who were there at the start of the season) or glasner (overrated fraud)

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Palmer over Saka
    You mongs let racism cloud your judgement of everything. Picking a one season wonder over a player who has delivered consistently at the highest level for 4 seasons is moronic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Picking a one season wonder over a player who has delivered consistently at the highest level for 4 seasons is moronic
      Shame Chielini's retired otherwise he would break that buck in the euros again

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Palmer is still questionable for England. Also, they're both black

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You racist motherfrickers just want Mainpoo so you can have another racist ass 3 lions to spam monkey emojis to

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >play for palace
    >absolutely no pressure
    >don't play any important games

    He will crumble under the first half decent team. Just like the white shitter he is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man Utd are not as important as you think they are

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watch neither of them make the final 26

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Media would have a shitstorm if breakthrough Man Utd player didn't get called up

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Albino ass homie

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gallagher when he's not playing against Bolivia

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >paying even the slightest heed to google rankings

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Branthwaite and Mainoo are the only new players I want to see playing for England this tournament.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actually Mainoo is 100% getting called up because Southgate left out Rashford. Southy needs his young bucks for his daughter

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no legitimate criticism about mainoo
    >just racist comments

    I hate mayo monkeys so much.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are you seething so hard?
      it's just a fact that white people are better at football and always have been

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >whites
        >good at sports

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          99% of balon d'or winners are white

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >argentian
            >white

            >Le pacey black
            He's shite m8, just pure mid at everything, just like Rashford and every other Ngubu, they all hit the wall at 19 and don't develop any further

            walker is in his 30s and still running over homies

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            messi is italian

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            messi is a 5'0 manlet before injections, he's not wihte

            Walker is lucky Ben White refuses to be called up otherwise he wouldn't be in the starting XI either, in fact Trippier may start in front of him too, because as usual football is more than just being a sprinter, it requires intelligence which blacks famously lack.

            yet vini is winning a balon d'or by just sprinting kek. Uruguayan players and sergio ramos are considered world class

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Walker is lucky Ben White refuses to be called up otherwise he wouldn't be in the starting XI either, in fact Trippier may start in front of him too, because as usual football is more than just being a sprinter, it requires intelligence which blacks famously lack.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Walker is Guardiolas chosen RB. This is a man with an unlimited budget.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ben White > Trippier > Walker > TAA
            Simple as.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You think you know more than Guardiola lmaoooo

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Guardiola works with what he has and has a quota for English players

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            messi is italian

            Messi is an italo-catalan mutt

            messi is a 5'0 manlet before injections, he's not wihte
            [...]
            yet vini is winning a balon d'or by just sprinting kek. Uruguayan players and sergio ramos are considered world class

            >Uruguayan players are considered world class
            Oh nevermind you must be uruguayan

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            suarez is good but a mong, valverde is good but a mong. sergio ramos is one of the defenders of all time but he's a fricking moron. i can go on all day about this, but these poverty fricks can pick up a ball and with limited education and become an idol yet juan mata is a literal who to zoomers shows you about intelligence in football

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ramos isn't uruguayan, he's a fricking andaluz (which is why he's moronic). Also most blacks are shit at the sport, barring exceptions like Pele. Obviously I can't count mixed like neymar or ronaldo. An actual african like lukaku is dog shit at the sport.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Uruguayan players and sergio ramos are considered world class
            hence why I said "and" in my initial post. also, there's tons of good black players like vini, rudiger, drogba, kante, henry and the such. If intelligence mattered then we would see more players like mata

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Vini is overrated. 176 appearances over 6 years and 49 goals

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Vini is currently not overrated. He is the best player at the moment.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >best player at the moment
            kek not even the best forward at the moment

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cope. he scored in the final which means more than any other shitty forward has done this season

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >scoring in the final means you're the best player

            So was Havertz the best player in the world in 2021? moronic logic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Even the NBA is starting to be dominated by whites and no white people even have an interest in basketball

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >w-we don't care
            cope. there have always been whites in nba but they would tell you otherwise

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Europeans have zero interest in any American sports, the world plays British sports m8

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            white players play sports all the time, and even in boxiing there was the narrative of great white hope because some random ngubu was beating whites in the early 1900s
            imagine if a black guy said this about white genetics

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            2024 boxing is dominated by white men lmao
            Don't worry Ngubu you still have the 100m for now

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nah not historically and currently

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the best boxer on the planet is black mate

            The two alpha heavyweight fighters on the planet right now are Usyk in Boxing and Tom Aspinall in UFC

            Blacks are dominated even in fighting when that is all they do all day

            Even Mike Tyson is about to get sparked out by a zoomer milk boy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there's more black champs than whites in boxing and the UFC president said this about a black fighter kek. historically and currently blacks are the best in boxing. they have several advantages like not getting cut as easily, faster reflexes and longer reach on average

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the best boxer on the planet is black mate

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Usyk?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bud

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no legitimate criticism for Main Possession Loss
      Lmao absolutely rattled

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Le pacey black
      He's shite m8, just pure mid at everything, just like Rashford and every other Ngubu, they all hit the wall at 19 and don't develop any further

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *slowly jogs back while 4 attackers hone down on the back 4*

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who was that guy that tackled taapland in the FA final? he is decent

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking hell the Mainpoo's PR firm is really shilling it tonight

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >brainlets fighting over whether Wharton or Mainoo are the getting the cut
    >too midget mind to realise they're both getting cut

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah but for real they're going to commit hate crimes getting the ball off that boy so much

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is statistically England's best team by G/A

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >213 G/A

      If England don't win the Euros this time, they'll never win it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >1
      I see what you did there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      England's best team by a MILE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Statistically Shaw is injured

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn’t work as Foden and palmer would both come inside. Could work if you pack the centre with Bellingham. You’d need to play Trent instead of Walker if that was the case

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You need wingers to cut inside. That's how they assist the striker or take a shot

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Walkers black?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always thought he was a paki until just now lmao

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought he was egyptian

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s as black as Maguire is. Pure Sheffield lad. The only black in him is his Jamaican cheating heritage

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Right. Im convinced Wharton is England’s second best midfielder after Rice after watching that game. He needs to play next to him.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else
    >excited
    now?

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Test

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason hes shitting himself over insisting Shaw is going to play is because hes too fricking lazy to go back and change it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Says a lot about England's scouting techniques.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    give it to me straight bongs, is it really coming home this time?

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    incredible how bad that defence is

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Konsa
    Gallagher
    Greenwood

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shaw
    >Pickford
    >Rice
    Yeah 3 holes is all this team has

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Stones
    >Walker
    >Kane
    Only 3 holes that is, 3 positions other teams in the world can't compete with

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bellingham
      >Foden
      Just on good clubs

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Foden Kane Palmer
    Bellingham
    Gallagher Rice
    Trippier Stones Maguire Walker
    Pickford

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kieran Trippier
      Benjamin White
      Stones
      Chill well

      James Maddison
      Rice
      Foden

      Jack Grealish
      Kane
      Cole Palmer

      Bonus no blacks

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uh oh MAINOO has mogged the frick out of wharton...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jack Hinshelwood is unironically better than these two and if he was fit should be in the England squad

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can Walker really not play on the left? England has 3 top tier RBs.
    I'm guessing White will never play for the national team as long as Soufgate is in charge

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For the best really. According to good sources, Ben White is a prick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Walker sucks now

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Morning x

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Branthwait
    TAA
    Palmer

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where is my boy jlingz?

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