>Wash my balls

>Wash my balls
How do you respond to this without losing your wrestling career?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wash his balls and jack him off as a rib

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did the NJPW dojo really force their young wrestlers to wash old farts’ balls and consume ice cubes made of old farts’ semen?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You thought wrestling was any less gay just cause it was in japan?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing gay about washing your daisenpai’s balls. That’s respect.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      apparently in the FMW dojo they cummed in the trainees rice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no
      EVIL just did it because he's a queer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual maybe?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          r-fraid so

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's gay.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            didn't he date io?
            is io a man?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, he didn't.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ya seethe b***h?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nah that's you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know if you know

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Care to extrapolate?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shoot /HEEM/ the old fake tough b***h and take my balls to AEW

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fake tough b***h
      Nakanishi is a straight shooter, moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nakanishi would eat you for breakfast and shit you out the next morning, bucko.

        Here is full color video showing Nakanishi and his young lions demonstrating kicks, in an attempt to intimidate you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nakanishi is a big man for a Jap, actually. He's 6'1.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nakanishi would eat you for breakfast and shit you out the next morning, bucko.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give him the best ballwashing of his life

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “Nah.”

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather wash Tanahashi's balls.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    spray him with a fire hose

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see two little balls but where's your pe- Oh...
    Oh.
    *holds in muffled laughs*
    T-there it is... How ya doin' down there "big guy"? I almost didn't see ya there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nakanishi canonically has the biggest dick in NJPW

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting trivia

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay, but still. Viewed through a western lens it may still be a shy l'il guy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You'd be surprised.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WE MISS YOU GOAT
    >*wash his balls thoroughly*

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wash it

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