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UFC is literally working a Papa Shango Black magic voodoo gimmick in their main event as champ vs a European Monk named Jerry. Holy kekola we turned them into sports entertainment!

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Come on Jerry heem this witch doctor

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang
      >Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bang bang

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the story

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jerry lost the first match but Alex used black magic. Jerry wants a clean 1 vs 1 with just skills and training and no voodoo for the 2nd match but Alex declined and is using voodoo anyway.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek what a heel

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not even memeing either. They straight up have not shut up about the black magic

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shit was funny. Jiri begged him not to use the voodoo and he was just like "nah"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jiri Prozac grew up in a poor farming community in Greece and had dreams of becoming the 34th best fighter in the world. One day, while paddling his canoe to America, Jiri came upon Perreira Shango in his own canoe. Jiri extended his hand in friendship and Shango slapped him with a sacrificed chicken and called him a can. Ever since then, there's been bad blood.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Perreira Shango is one scary motherfricker. I've watched mma for years (lost interest the past few) but he has power you almost never see in MMA. Probably why he's a two weight kickboxing champion as well. Seeing him paste Black folk with the equivalent of jabs is hilarious.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know it's a meme at this point, but I really, really wanna see if he can win gold at heavyweight. He might unironically become a GOAT contender if he does that, even if his overall MMA skills pale in comparison to an Anderson Silva or a Jon Jones.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He might be the one of the few examples of an mma fighter that doesn't need overall skills. Only other person I can think of like that was prime Carwin. You know that meat truck never practiced jits a day in his life but he never needed to

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Alex is a world class kickboxer though even without the voodoo. Carwin was an engineer who fought as a hobby

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The standards have shifted though. You couldn't be a literal Carwin in today's UFC.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah you really couldn't be unfortunately. That was sort of a rare time in MMA, Carwin's meaty KO streak and finally meeting his match against Lesnar

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The heavyweights are still kind of cans but they're at least taking it seriously now

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I miss the days of the no name can heavyweights, like jobbers that just appear in the ring with no music. They'd always have b***h breasts, love handles and a slipknot tattoo or some shit on them. Miss those days

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alex has godlike power. The black magic thing might be real

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >PERREIRA HAS SERIOUS, SERIOUS VOODOO MIKE AND ELVIS SINOSIC IS PLAYING A DANGEROUS GAME STEPPING INTO HIS ALTAR LIKE THIS
        >THAT'S RIGHT JOE AS A BOY ALEX LOVED TO THROW VILLAGERS INTO THE SPIRIT PIT ALL DAY LONG
        >THIS FIGHT BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE TRANSPORTER 5

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a feeling Jerry is about to get heemed unless he secures a takedown. I don't think voodoo works if you are on your back

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jerry has to get him down here. The voodoo is too powerful when he's standing up

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn Jerry about got heemed at the bell with the voodooman punch

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Voodoo was too strong

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol God damn Dean stop the damn match

        frickin head lookin like a paddle ball down there

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cro Cop used to do this on a whim.

        And all this talk on moving up to HW like its some feat when UFC LW division today is Wes Sims tier.

        2016 Mark Hunt would eat his lunch.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mark Hunt is a hoe who shed the UFC because he lost to Bork

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        herb dean does it again

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How amazing would it be if Perreira is finally the one to give Jon Felonious Jones an earth-shattering pants-shitting KO and then uses his voodoo magic to doom Jon to eternal sobriety

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol need to find a gif of the commission having to try and hold Jerry's half-dead carcass up

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