What does he do?

What does he do?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lose to Slovakia

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Three Lions on a Shit

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the most talented manager of all time
    >in terms of calculating the path of least resistance

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gets lucky draws and blunders his way into finals and semi-finals

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it happens once then you can claim he's lucky. If it happens 3 times then maybe he's on to something.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His achievement before the NT job was relegating Middlesbrough. Its beyond ridiculous compared to the other top teams

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Argentina's manager (the one that finally started winning stuff after years them of choking) had only coached the Argentina U20 team before taking over the senior team.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was rigged. All of it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Soufgate is not Scaloni. He tried and he failed as a club coach. Disregarding his awful setup, he tells his team to fall back during a 1-1 against shitters. The man has a team stacked with attackers and he makes them play like jelly. Scaloni at least knows the players available and how to use them. Soufgate is like a kindergartener combined with a cautious 90yo playing with a rocket engine.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Good point we should poach him after Southgate

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Happened once in the World Cup and once in the Euros. Meanwhile, 2000s England had to face peak Brazil in QF in 2002, the Golden generation of Portugal in 2004 at their home stadium (even got ref balled) and in 2006 QFs. Southgate barely beat Columbia in 2018 on penalties lol.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're right, he's good a beating teams significant worse than England in knock out games, and he's very lucky that somehow he's gotten to a final and semi final without face a decent team.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unironically England did it despite Southgate
        With the players he has it's all on him
        Yeah he's better than Eriksen but how the frick you guys let him waste a generation of footballers I'll never know

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the media are keeping him in because he's their pro-diversity poster child

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah southgate is a politician not a football manager

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go undefeated and make armchair managers seethe

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can one man be so lucky kek

    He's gonna slurp his way to the Final again due to shit opponents on the way, then lose the Final, but the English media will praise "the effort" and claim England "didn't really lose" and boom, there comes another contract extension lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who's poland playing in r16?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        England

        You're our extension, Jozef

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >dirty russian scum rape baby tries to leech of another's success
          yeah, no thanks. stay in your lane, vatnik.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >all those non-sensical buzzwords as if I was pro-Russian for some reason

            You don't make any sense, Jozef
            I realize you're probably drunk from celebrating, but do keep some braincells intact at least

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >as if I was pro-Russian
            no, you are the russian, ivan.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            There go another million brain cells...
            Please lay down your Zlaty Bazant already, Jozef

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's a painter tape, you dumb gypsy

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you say vamos in english?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Come on / Let's go / Get going

      ('Stay back' in Southgate's dialect)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How do you say vamos in english?
      WE GAAN

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SLOOOOW DOOOOWN

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll tell you what he doesn't do, racism

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Encourages black men to sleep with his daughter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this really just a meme or did he actually said it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he just told me last night in a pub

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the weird thing about this answer is he was asked about what formation he was likely to play. he brought this up completely unprompted

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Makes Fhite seethe

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    says 'it's a speed limit, not a target'
    quadruple checks his mirrors before moving off
    reads the terms and conditions in full before agreeing to them
    packs an entire extra suitcase of clothes on holiday 'just in case'
    over pronunciates the names of dishes at italian restaurants

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You joke but these are the men who keep civilization running.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      admirable fellow

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what a genius
      the absolute calm and brilliance by which he understands the game
      not even Rangnick can compare

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If Denmark scored here then England would be playing Germany in the bracket of death. Realistically Denmark were the most likely team to challenge us for the top spot, so ensuring we didn't have a negative H2H record against them was vital. He is 100% justified in telling the players to stay back.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hi gareth

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Call me old fashioned, or stupid, but if you want to win the EURO it shouldn't matter who your opponent is. You want to be the best, you gotta beat the best.
        Nobody wants games like the disgrace of Gijón.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You’re old fashioned

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    quintessential pedo look

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    be shit but somehow manage to get easy draws in every competition

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Big Sam was playing turgid football (like he did in his only game in charge of England) and getting us deep in tournaments, everyone would call him based. People just hate Southgate because they disagree with him politically.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i've never actually seen southgate be very political

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he's not a raging racist moron so thats called taking a political stance for the rrmorons

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well according to some people, saying Bukayo Saka is a gentleman makes you woke.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mate he literally wrote a letter to England fans telling them to get behind the team but also if they don't agree with his stance on race and diversity they're on the wrong side of history. They made a fricking play out of it because it wasn't already middle-class enough.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i've never actually seen southgate be very political

      he's not a raging racist moron so thats called taking a political stance for the rrmorons

      Well according to some people, saying Bukayo Saka is a gentleman makes you woke.

      >not publicly announcing that you're a cuck makes you far-right in the UK

      KWAB, you're a bunch of Black person worshippers, and they're not even playing good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me you don’t have sex without telling me you don’t have sex: the post

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Antonio Conte said the same thing about Morata and no-one gave a shit. He means that Saka is a nice person, and anyone who thinks it's deeper than that is just projecting their own interracial fetish onto others.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          At least Morata is kinda good-looking and tall. Saka is a living racist caricature from the 30's. Who the frick wants their grandchildren to look like that?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Saying something =/= believing it. I doubt he just came out and said that out of the blue, so what do you expect him to say to the media when asked a leading question like that?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't believe what happened is real and would now like you to explain to me what you believe would've been his correct course of action in the made up situation that I have supplanted reality with in my mind.
            Lol.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >"stop asking me leading questions"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's talking about his daughter not his wife? How is that cuckolding?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He is betraying his people

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            British aren't people

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *hits pipe*

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wins the UEFA European Cup with England scoring exactly 7 goals in the entire tournament

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Slurp Semen until semi final

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Southgate entire principle is built upon him leading as a human being and creating a nice atmosphere. To be fair he's good at it, but he's not a great football manager.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Southgate entire principle is built upon him leading as a human being
      He is not a human being though. He is like an AI, saying exactly what he need to dodge criticism. Watching him is like watching a robot repeating "cumbaya".

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's basically a real life david brent of the football world

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the disgusting threats about him have shown that British people MUST bin the knives.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >მარიამ ღვთისმშობელი დედაშენისნაირი ვითომ ქალიშვილო იყო, აი ბედინამ რო მიუძღვნა სიმღერა, ყველა პატიოსნად გიცნობსო. არადა დედაშენივით ტრაკში ტყნაურობდა სამგორი ბარახოლკის ბომჟებთან 31-ე ქარხნის სადარბაზოებში.
    His strategy is impeccable, he will eat your children.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gives handouts to poor africans
    included but not limited to : his daughter

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    demolish his opponents

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >forgets sunglasses in the glove box
    >sits down and puts on the seatbelt to get them

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Southgate puts his phone on battery saver when it's at 99%

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    England are going to THUMP Slovakia 1-0. Defensive masterclass incoming

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >1-0
      >defensive
      Calm down lad

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    win

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Promotes diversity.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fake (I guess)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      real (probably)

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    great at politics, shit at coaching

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Calls up African players to play for England

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    keeps the plastic cover on the couch
    puts his slightly scratched teflon into the hazardous bin at the hardware store
    puts balls in the condom
    mows the lawn with a mask on
    prefers the new bottle caps "because he doesn't lose them"

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    looks inside the crisp packet every time he goes to take some out "just in case"

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's pretty entertaining. I find myself rooting for him to stay as far away from scoring as possible.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    carefully constructs the parallels between football and ww2 then loses to Italy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      b4 the whole commonwealth came along with free france and USA + brownoids fron colonies, they didn't win shit in NA.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's healing the world. He's making it a better place. For you and for me and the entire human race.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Luke Shaw is back in training, it's time to unleash the real England who are objectively better than teams like Netherlands, Italy, Switzerland

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Parks buses

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    engage handbrake during traffic lights

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