What was so "Perfect" about him?

What was so "Perfect" about him?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He could perfectly kick your ass, fatty

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His promos, his workrate, his psychology, everything.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His friendship

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was nobody really he couldn't work with.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His taste in women.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Get the frick out of here with that shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She was probably still swimming goopy in her daddy's balls when he died.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a perfect delight

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He bowled a perfect game. Every other sporting accomplishment was moot.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did he really?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why couldnt he? He is Mr. Perfect.
        A perfect game in bowling is called a turkey i think.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Gobble, gobble. It’s turkey time

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >bennifer

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He had a perfectly symmetrical 7½ incher.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hits a half court shot backwards first try
    >throws a 50 yard touchdown pass to himself
    absolutely perfect

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He would have been huge on tiktok.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why hasn’t Paul made a Ms. Perfect for the zoomer crowd. Maybe he’s saving that for one oh his daughters

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >his daughters
          Steph/Paul's kids are, uh, not cute? Don't mean to sound like a pedo. But Shane's kids are Alpha Males. Really hoping Deacon starts training for the ring after graduation.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can't make a new Mr. Perfect. Nobody's perfect, but he was.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's why you make a Ms Perfect and make her a parody of "perfect" influencers.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I like where your mind is at. So you're saying, Izzy should come into NXT as "Ms. Perfect" Izzy Hennig, a social media influencer and wrestling prodigy.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Now THAT, is a Perfect idea

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kek, based. You're now my perfect friend, ooooh yeah!

            Do you think she needs a "Cool Mom" manager? Breast implants? I want her debut to be... perfect.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he was the perfect jobber

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    look at his body you mark

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He could throw touchdown passes to himself.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Silky smooth worker that could sell better to perfection such that he could put anyone over. He was also great at promos and had a natural charisma, albeit as a heel. He never really worked as a babyface despite a few attempts to make him one.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mr. Perfect

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