What's the best possible card you could book right now, with AEW's roster.

What's the best possible card you could book right now, with AEW's roster. Assuming everyone's healthy, one that could sell out any stadium

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Omega vs Okada V
    Swerve vs Ospreay
    Danielson vs Zack Sabre Jr 2/3 Falls
    Young Bucks vs Edge & Christian
    MJF vs Hangman Page
    Mercedes vs Hayter
    PAC vs Takeshita

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would do a mostly similar card but Bryan vs Omega II, MJF vs. Cole in some stip match, and Hangman vs Okada

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Change - Mercedes vs. Hayter to Hayter vs. Shida II, and you have a brilliant card.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hayter
        >Nowhere to be seen in nearly a year and likely out pregnant with no sign of returning in sight
        Shida
        >Has become a shitter to the point of being relegated to ROH
        And yet you expect to materialize a worthwhile feud between the two of them for a match that would be bigger than any other women's match they could offer within 5 months? The Shida and Hayter fans really are moronic

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anon just admit you're racist and you don't know how to draw dimes it's ok

          So this is Sasha's fans, huh?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon just admit you're racist and you don't know how to draw dimes it's ok

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Swerve Strickland vs Will Ospreay
      Samoa Joe vs Kazuchika Okada
      Kenny Omega vs Bryan Danielson
      Hangman Page vs Jay White
      Young Bucks vs Edge and Christian
      Kensuke Takeshita vs Jon Moxley

      >Swerve and Ospreay

      I like Swerve but cmon he's not on that level

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He is and he’s winning the strap at Dynasty

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He is and he’s winning the strap at Dynasty
          why would Swerve be the guy to sell tickets for wembly?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because of the inevitable Match with Ospreay.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's over as frick and everyone wants the match with Ospreay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Swerve Strickland vs Will Ospreay
      Samoa Joe vs Kazuchika Okada
      Kenny Omega vs Bryan Danielson
      Hangman Page vs Jay White
      Young Bucks vs Edge and Christian
      Kensuke Takeshita vs Jon Moxley

      Not a single dime kekekek

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        grim

        jEalousy

        An entire company Battle Royale with every single male and female wrestler in the ring at one time.

        And then a muzzle boom boom boy screams allahu ackhbar and.... well, you know.

        You wake up on a floor futon with dried cum on your belly?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      grim

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    parker vs the entire roster for 3 hours

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You get the entire roster in the ring, and you crash a plane into them.

    Best PPV ever

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't matter who's available. Just book 10 heatless bangers and it'll be fine.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Swerve Strickland vs Will Ospreay
    Samoa Joe vs Kazuchika Okada
    Kenny Omega vs Bryan Danielson
    Hangman Page vs Jay White
    Young Bucks vs Edge and Christian
    Kensuke Takeshita vs Jon Moxley

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they have to keep the belt on Joe until All In if im being honest, build up Swerve to beat him at All In to establish it as AEWs Mania, Joe can have filler title defenses against Bryan,Mox,and whoever else in the mean time

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Swerve-Ospreay
    How did this become the #1 "dream match" for bugmen

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they did a dance together at an indie. Not even joking.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What a gay fanbase.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not that it’s a “dream match, it’s more that Swerve will likely be champion when All In rolls around and people think Ospreay should win the title there.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HAYTER v TONI (WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP)
    SARAYA v MONÉ

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Off the top of my head?

    Main event:
    Omega v. Okada v. Ospreay for the AEW title: doesn't matter who goes over, it would be insane to watch

    Jericho v. Swerve in a Hell in a Cell - Jericho takes a mick Foley bump and we write him off screen for months, Puts over Swerve hard since be the reason Jericho is gone

    Edge and Christian v. Mox/Bryan: Tag team ladder match, Mox Bryan go over, Edge and Chrisrian retire

    Adam Page vs OC vs Pac vs Samoa Joe for the all Atlantic title: have Page go over

    Opener:
    Skye Blue and Saraya in an body lotion match; winner is whoever can completely cover their opponent in lotion.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Edge and Chrisrian retire
      Why?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because they're old as frick and Edge's nostalgia run might be a contender for WOAT

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're done, might as well end it on a high note/nostalgia match

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not enough flipperinos for you, troony?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Main Event
    AEW World Heavyweight Championship - Kenny Omega (C) (in heel mode) V Will Ospreay - probably the best possible match AEW can produce assuming Kenny comes back well

    >Undercard
    Intercontinental TNT Title Unification Match - Mox (TNT title) v Danielson (Continental Title) v Wheeler Yuta (ROH TV Champion) V Claudio (International Title) - winner take all that unites the cluster frick undercard belts in to a single title which is unveiled at the event. All 4 are retired, the lineage of the TNT title is carried over to the new one. Eventually they're going to do a BCC 4 way and I think it'll be pretty fricking good.

    AEW Tag Titles - Young Bucks (c) v Christian Cage and Adam Copeland in a tornado tag match - the Young Bucks need to hit up their EVP gimmick of breaking the old guys, this should legit be Edges first proper pinfall victory

    MJF V Adam Cole in a grudge match - it just makes sense after last year to follow up a match where they're enemies this time

    Okada V Takeshita - just a good old 35 minute banger slap bang in the middle

    Jack Perry v Chris Jericho - I think this could be a stellar pairing

    Darby Allin v Jay White - no DQ match

    Womens title - Mercedes Moné (c) V Saraya - if Slag is good to go for a 15 minute match, Mercedes should beat her in England for heat

    PAC v Samoa Joe - I think they'd work really well together

    Hangman Adam Page v Swerve Strickland - winner gets a world title shot

    >People who should be nowhere near the card to guarantee best possible chances of success
    Miro
    FTR
    Malakai Black
    Hardy Boys
    Undisputed Mehdom
    Acclaimed
    Kingston
    Dark Order
    Any of the Lucha shitters

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Swerve (C) vs Ospreay
    >Okada vs Omega VI
    >Mercedes (C) vs Jamie Hayter
    >Young Bucks vs FTR (C) vs The Acclaimed
    >Christian Cage (C) vs Hangman
    >Julia Hart (C) vs Hikaru Shida vs Britt Baker vs Saraya
    >Darby Allin vs Takeshita
    >MJF vs Danielson
    >Adam Copeland vs Jericho vs Moxley
    PRESHOW:
    >OC & Best Friends (C) vs The Young Bucks & Okada
    >Willow and Riho vs Skye Blue and Mariah May

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ospreay vs Hangman
    Danielson vs Omega
    Okada vs Swerve
    Young Bucks vs Edge & Christian ladder
    Jay White vs Jon Moxley
    Takeshita vs Pac vs Claudio vs Roderick Strong
    Darby Allin vs Wardlow street fight
    Mariah May vs Toni Storm kiss my ass match
    MJF vs Adam Cole (just finish this feud & turn MJF back heel)
    Pre show:
    Rush vs Orange Cassidy
    Jamie Hayter returns

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mariah may vs toni storm:kiss my ass match
      You’d get your highest buyrates just for that match, smart anon

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gAyEW could never sell out a stadium

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Main Event
    Omega vs Okada
    >AEW World Title
    Samoa Joe vs Swerve
    >Singles Match
    Danielson vs Ospraey
    >No Holds Barred
    MJF vs Adam Cole
    >Tag Titles
    Young Bucks vs Edge and Christian
    >Singles Match
    Takeshita vs Moxley
    >Womens Title
    Toni Storm vs Mercedes Mone

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    John Cena vs Kenny Omega
    rest of the card doesn't matter

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An entire company Battle Royale with every single male and female wrestler in the ring at one time.

    And then a muzzle boom boom boy screams allahu ackhbar and.... well, you know.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Darby Allin vs Mercedes Mone. That's the main event. It makes no sense, it'd be awful in numerous ways, but it would grab peoples' attention and make them fork over their money to witness the debacle. The rest of the card doesn't matter so I just hit the randomize button for it.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tony Khan gets gangbanged by the entire male locker room.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jimmy Havoc vs Will in the main

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