Which of the big 3 wrestling autists would you wanna hang out with the most and the least?

Which of the big 3 wrestling autists would you wanna hang out with the most and the least?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tony seems like the easiest to get a long with cause he doesn’t come off as egoic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tony seems like the easiest to get a long with cause he doesn’t come off as egoic

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dave meltzer is too much of a smart ass old ass nerd
    Cornette is too negative and foul-mouthed
    Tony actually kinda seems like a cool friend to have, so i’d say him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Tony actually kinda seems like a cool friend to have

      kek

      KEK

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jim
    He'd probably be fun to eat a burger with. He has that charismatic boomer storyteller thing going for him. He probably wouldn't even care that I'm an AEWtist because I know his schtick is a work
    >Dave
    Only if he bought spaghetto. He seems like the flavor of autistic is impossible to have a real conversation with
    >Tony
    He has the exact same taste in wrestling as me and I'd like to quiz him on some things regarding the NFL. I'd probably pick him.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TK throws awesome parties and the other two are boomer nerds

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. Cornette is the least socially awkward and knows how to tell good stories and jokes.
    2. Tony is like that entertaingingly autistic nerdy friend who ends up being really good at video games and trivia.
    3. Dave would be the least fun, a bit like Tony but doesn't have funny sperg outs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the correct answer. Just listen to Meltzer fight with Bryan over mundane shit, I don't know how Bryan deals with Meltzer's autism.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tony because he’d probably give me money

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In Mox's book he told a story about Cody and Tony coming to visit him for the first time and their uber driver recognizing them. Tony paid him $200 to keep it quiet lol

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tony's rich so maybe he'll take to some rich people thing
    dave hits the gym so maybe he could be a gym bro
    jim might try to get me to frick his wife

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tony seems the most normal, also he'd let me have some of his cocaine

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jim and it's not even close. Even if you don't like him, he's the more bearable because of the stories he would tell.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Majority here are saying Tony?
    i mean
    i agree, but that’s surprising to see

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tony and Dave. Cornette seems like a miserable butthole. Tony's a nice autist and Dave is kino in his own way.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jim is a insufferable liberal homosexual. I doubt we would get along since he gets worked into a shoot by politics

    Dave looks like he never goes out

    Tony obviously, billionaire with a taste for the white powder? way cooler than the two other dorks.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would love to talk to Cornette about anything before the 90s. He's 100% right about modern wrestling, but it's so obvious and there's no way to fix it so what's the point? Does it really matter if I can convince him that Will Osprey is a D+ instead of an F? But he his a living history book and as an actual fan of wrestling and not a cartwheel fan I think I could learn a lot from him. Maybe get copies of some of his really old stuff.
    Dave I think I would just end up berating, and he'd be too dumb to feel bad.
    Tony, I would also want to berate, but I also want his money so I'd probably kiss his ass and feel bad afterwards. Lets face it, I don't love my job, and the pay is just OK, but no matter the wages I'd be miserable being a yes man to his shit.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tony, easily

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tony easily
    Dave would be dull as frick and Corny would be actively irritating

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tony because I'd get to live the rich life for a day and he'd throw money at me and show off his rich yacht and shit just for my approval.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most is Meltzer, don't agree with all his opinions but he's a fountain of knowledge
    Least is Cornette, we're not compatible

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd do coke with Tony. Cornette seems insufferable.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tony because at least I could use his private jet and go to some coke parties. The other two seem miserable.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna pick Meltzer for the memes but I know I couldn't stand his umm uhh routine after 2 minutes.
    So either Cornette or Tony unfortunately

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cornette wouldn't let you get a word in and would just talk and talk and talk
    Meltzer wouldn't say a word
    Yeah Tony would be spergy and awkward but is a happy medium

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tony so I can fleece him
    Dave because he's seems like an annoying moron.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tony for sure. He seems like the type of guy you just hand you was of cash for spending time with him. Meltzer is funny to listen to but actually interacting with him seems like it would drive one to violence. Cornette is the same but at least he has some personality and charisma.
    1. Tony
    2. Cornette
    3. Meltzer

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tony 100%
    The guy is a moron millionaire desperated for friends and be validated.
    I will speak all the night about how smart is all his book in aew while ask for the most expensive deluxe prostitutes and cocaine.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jim and tony have actually been in the business. Dave has as much credibility as any of us. Likely less.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meltzer is the easy answer, plus his face warts are probably contagious.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of the three, whom would you frick, marry, kill?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the bigger question is if Vince has dildos in his collection named after them and which is his favorite

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The BBC - the big blacked Cornette

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      marry cornette because because he's a cuckold anyway, kill dave and then frick tony because it has to be someone i guess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Marry Tony for the money, and then by default fricking Dave because I ain't fricking Cornette

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick Dave because he's pleased a lot of Joshis so he probably knows his way around in bed plus he's pretty muscular
      Marry Tony for the Money
      Kill Cornette as he's the only one left

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Corny because I can use hard R and he wouldn't care.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whats interesting is that these three represent the three different categories of autists you find:
    >Cornette - The one with a hyperfixation and autistic obsession who collects all the memoribilia and knows all the trivia but constantly spergs out over it especially if it changes from his childhood
    >Dave - The quiet autist who just mumbles and doesn't speak, would rather spend a night in his room alone with his fixation
    >Tony - The outgoing spergy autist, you know the one, the one thats really outgoing despite being autistic but he gets made fun of a lot because of how loud and brash he is and isn't that socially aware, seems to have no concept of embarrassment or taking the hint

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >would you rather hang out with a rich cokehead who flies all over the world for tv and football or two miserable old shut ins who don't have any interests outside of wrestling

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