>WHO CHOSE YOU?

>WHO CHOSE YOU? WHAT WAS HIS NAME?
how do you respond to this

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your mom

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    by showing him the bible and disintegrating him

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based punkster. Drew’s face was priceless

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I simply say God, there is no comeback.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Being God's Chosen
        You'd get crucified for this or worse.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >there is no comeback
        Because you people are delusional and moronic

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *sips fedora*

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Gaytheist calling anybody moronic.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >NPC immediately starts sperging over atheism like he has been brainwashed to do
            See how fricking dumb you are?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not brainwashing, it's pattern-recognition.
            Atheists are contemptible homosexuals

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I forget but I think you spent many sleepless nights texting with him. Enlighten us Punk.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the guy who was your text buddy

      Are you trying to get Punk to crack?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the guy who was your text buddy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the first thing that came to mind was 'the guy who made you a millionaire' or some shit like that. this is better though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drew would most likely make it sound ghey due to his thick scottish accent. "Da guy woo waz ur sext budde"

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"The guy who fired you on your wedding day"

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I was chosen by God himself, Punk! To rewrite the page a lesser man once wrote, I am a wrestling GOD!
    Throws heat onto the character, buries JBL, gives a decent comeback.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me. I chose me. I did it all myself and forced everyone else to fold to me.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So you don't know?

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT WAS HIS NAME?
    Doesn't matter, now listen.
    THE GOOD DOCTOR HAS TO PAY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When you say he was a monster
      When you set fire to his name
      It does not matter where you hear it from
      Whether truth or lies, it gets said all the same
      WHATEVER'S ON THE TABLE PLAYS
      God now I want a wrestler gimmick of a gritty dystopian time traveler who wears a cape. It would be SICK.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You tell me.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Vince Mcmahon, the guy you probably would have hugged and shared a picture with if he was in charge when you came back. You cried after hugging HHH, only to discover Rocky runs the show now kek. Btw Vince has some weird fetish, just like you. At wrestlemania you will sit on a chair and watch two other dudes realise your dream in the main event. Is this what you also do with AJ at night ? Now drop my music

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have aspergers

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fine speech

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You tell me.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I say "Vince McMahon" and when they b***h about it backstage I say "Punk went off script"

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a higher power

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BARTY CROUCH

    ...JUNIOR

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    10/10 segment. Might be segment of the year.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shamans Harvest made me!

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Me

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also abortion is subhuman frick you homosexual, forgot to add

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You know bloody well who chose me, and you refuse to believe in Him
    >You see, I prayed for your injury and my prayer was chosen to be fulfilled
    >I'm the chosen one, which you can never be

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vince McMahon.
    >get nuclear heat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >heat
      nah that's a pop brother

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BBC lovers pop everywhere at their representative vince mcsissy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/6WNIJVh.jpg

      >WHO CHOSE YOU? WHAT WAS HIS NAME?
      how do you respond to this

      The reason Drew didn't say Vince McMahon, is because I'm certain he was forbidden by WWE. And that's because it would have been met with CHEERS. Vince is still beloved and no one there will care about Janel Grant's accusations, if they've even heard of them. Cheers for Vince, or worse, the crowd chanting his name, would have been a disaster for TKO.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >And that's because it would have been met with CHEERS
        WWE will do anything for a pop, to the point of piping in pops where there are no pops. So it's not that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're delusional, most wrestling fans do not give a frick about shit on-screen characters do outside of wrestling. Sure there's a lot of homosexual libtard modern day fans, which is why Jinder got booed for laughing at Japs, but most people don't care if Vince abused some prostitute that took money to get fricked by everyone at WWE. It's not like he raped her and held her in a basement like Joseph Fritzl

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The same one that screwed you out of your Wrestlemania main event

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man, it's fricking funny as frick that Hangman Page of all the possible people buckbroke Punk so much. This whole feud is basically Punk's headcanon of getting back at Page.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"HANGMAN could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this airport before. There could be COWBOYS anywhere." The cold wind felt good against his bare calves. "I HATE HANGMAN" he thought. About Damn Time reverberated through the air, making him pulsate even as the Nitro Pepsi circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of cowboys outside of work. "With a plane, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick are you?
    will someone get this pedophile out of the ring.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh, you think it's a no-no word, that he's persona non grata? That I don't have the BALLS to say it?
    >Vince McMahon chose me, and then Vince McMahon FIRED me. Like he fired you, on the day of your wedding, no less. When you were married to a five foot flat Gilbert Gottfriend lookalike. You are I aren't so different in that regard, he canned us both, used and abused us. The difference being, I bet on myself, nose to the grindstone, stayed with this industry, worked my way back and main evented Wrestlemania.
    >You, Punk, you quit the business for the better half of a decade, returned in the bush leagues, threw temper tantrums until they finally fired you too, came crawling back and begged that sick son of a b***h to re-sign for more than your worth, and almost immediately got injured, by ME. Now you're gonna be looking on, watching two more wrestlemania main events pass you by as that old body gets closer to expiration.
    >That's the difference, I'm not ashamed he chose me, because I proved him wrong, I stuck to my guns. You, on the other hand, after a decade of failed endeavors, a decade of stewing to yourself, you gave in and you conceded to that tyrant.....
    >So who chose me? I chose me, b***h.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dimes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Vince Mcmahon, the guy you probably would have hugged and shared a picture with if he was in charge when you came back. You cried after hugging HHH, only to discover Rocky runs the show now kek. Btw Vince has some weird fetish, just like you. At wrestlemania you will sit on a chair and watch two other dudes realise your dream in the main event. Is this what you also do with AJ at night ? Now drop my music

      Holy dimesola

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Q

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sneed

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you tell me

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