Why didn't he become a model instead?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Infant molestation victim thread

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its pretty insane what a chad he is. Also any other players where a career gets destroyed because of 1 bad game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Colombian player that got shot by the cartel for missing an open goal or something along those lines

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Andres Escobar was his name. Murdered for an own goal during the wc. Colombias reputation took a nose dive. Poor guy

        >1
        Didnt he move to turkey after that and apparently choke even harder?

        Yeah he was kind of bad for Besiktas

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Andres Escobar was his name. Murdered for an own goal during the wc. Colombias reputation took a nose dive. Poor guy
        [...]
        Yeah he was kind of bad for Besiktas

        Escobar was killed because he was a fricking moron

        >Goes back to Medellin during Narcos era
        >Drunk narco spots him and makes fun of him at a restaurant
        >Escobar tries to pose as a Chad and confronts him
        >boom boom

        Mind you, Escobar went to look for the narco at the parking lot when they were living. Absolute Darwin award

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i watched that netflix series once
          Shut up b***h

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not that he was ever world class or anything but that choke game accelerated his downfall 10 times

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >1
      Didnt he move to turkey after that and apparently choke even harder?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >because of 1 bad game?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >because of 1 bad game ?

        arent those two friendlies after that game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >because of 1 bad game ?

        This homie is the perfect example of the halo effect or whatever it's called, had his career fast tracked because of how he looks and suddenly he's being a moron in a champions league final, way out of his depth.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Being 9/10 or better is living life on tutorial mode

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >because of 1 bad game ?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he always sucked and had no business playing on that level

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Just a career
      worse things have happen anon...

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I blame it on that hairstyle, the man bun. When he had the faux hawk he made no mistakes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah frick off Fhite shouldn't you be watching gay porn for the outfit references by now?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man is there even a single flaw in his face? Literally everything seems perfect or am i wrong. No homosexual of course

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >height: 6 ft 2 in

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        6'2 is a great height unless youre in blackpill circles where anything below 6'6 is subhuman

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes it's what i implied
          >dont forget his height too
          he could just frick OF prostitutes for the rest of his life

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok my bad

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i was gonna add
            >just like that connor murphy fella
            but then i found this kek

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Connor Murphy from the Blackhawks?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He earns more by doing less + he's probably already modelling somewhere

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He just wanted to go fast

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nowhere near as attractive as Karius

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hulk from 2018 when he was also 30 also looked better

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kicking a ball pays way more moron

    also athletes frick way hotter women than male models

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would any agency take him after his ruined rep?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Qrd?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks kinda like Kevin Nash here.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    landed Diletta too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks like the average bimbo tßh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but if you are into thin plastic italian bimbos she is money

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        still would

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >UHHHH NEIN NOT LE HECKING BIMBO BLONDE WITH THE KEKERINO BIG BADONGGAGADONGS breasts SHE A HECKING BIMBO NOOOOOO

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          are you ok?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Theyre not that big

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no need to be THAT jealous bro come on

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He once said, he wants to be a successful athlete and not to be a model. And it's well known that almost every male model has to suck photographer dicks to be successful, only homosexuals di modeling

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that he spent most of that final literally concussed by Sergio Ramos

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he spent most of that final literally concussed by Sergio Ramos
      how about his 47 other blunders? 47 concussions?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO RIVERPOOR GREAT SHAME UPON ME GREAT SHAME RIVERPOOR

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He could’ve played He-Man in a low budget live action movie

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