Why didn't Rob invite his brother Jean to any shows?

Why didn't Rob invite his brother Jean to any shows?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are the same person dumbass

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No they’re estranged brothers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      agreed

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jean would heem'd Rob into oblivion.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      eh idk about that but I'd like JCVD and RVD have a split-off. see who's got the better split.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      JCVD is an actor, no professional fights on his resume. RVD has none either, but he was working a full time roster. RVD would have sent him to the shadowrealm dude, don't deny it.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    because its highly likely that some idiot would try to start shit with JCVD and it would end with JCVD beating up the entire locker room and making wrestling even more embarrasing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There’s rumors (on his wiki) that he was a fake tough guy and his tournament wins were lies. I don’t believe it but the seed of doubt was planted.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chick Zito did the Sicily thing and sucker punched a drunk JCVD in the bathroom. Van Damme is the real deal.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jean Claude stole his gf when they were young... it's a long story, then she died and RVD never truly got over it because he didn't had to chance to talk his feeling over.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rob Van Dam looks a lot like my dead father and one time when I was scrolling on Twitter he posted a selfie of himself that looked so much like him I actually had a panic attack

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Show us anon kun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And the other one is a little

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Kostas Gangstar

    My parents still laugh at me and think I'm restarted for saying they are brothers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they are brothers
      maybe on planet restart

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JCVD is the most emotionally honest yet dimes action film star of all time.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought he was a coked up butthole but he seems aight. I wish I could see him shoot kill Seagal

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        did you read the story of him being high at a party and running around trying to find segal to fight him
        and segal ran away, sounds pretty funny, jcvd sounds like a sensitive man

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if at one point you didn't think they were brothers you weren't human

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      humans are typically morons so checks out

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Long story short, Jean Claude Hollywood Van Dame becomes too wienery after Street Fighter and Kelly Minogne affair. Rob don't speak with him since that days.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean surely they'll still meet during family gathering right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Chun-Li Laughs

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they stopped speaking after he started training with goldberg

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well we know why his cousin Cletus wasn't invited.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because they no brother family, jean clod is movie star not relations with roby van dam the wrestler ecw but sandman was better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thank you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Roby Van Dam
      Is definitely the name of some Dutch Boatman out of Gronigen.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you seen any JCVD movies? Inviting him to one of your fights means you die

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In Double Impact they co-starred together as long lost twins, and RVD cucked JCVD with the lead woman so they never worked again.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My mark ass as a kid shoot though they were brothers

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm honestly surprised Jean Claude never solicited Robbie V for gay sex, as far as we know.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Van Damme was supposed to play Johnny Cage in the 90's Mortal Kombat movies
    We were robbed of Kino..

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