Why does it feel like they're going to to be absolutely shit next season?

Why does it feel like they're going to to be absolutely shit next season?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because they'll sell all their players to moronic PL teams

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they are gonna lose the Germany cup to poopenfarten this weekend also

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So if they beat cologne then what will you say? I'm part German btw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Union Berlin also had one good year and then completely collapsed last season. The only reason why this is different is the scale. They won win anything next season.
      also this . Lautern will unironically beat them to complete the meme season

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >name one good team they beat this season
    >name one memorable match from this season that isnt leverkusen scoring a lucky goal at the end
    >post one good leverkusen team goal from this season
    not saying they dont exist before germans start getting upset

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because anon is usually wrong

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because they don't have any top rated players on fifa and you're 12.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because >we already had freak seasons and one year wonders multiple times, see 1FRICK, that one timer in eplel and so on

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just Leicester 2.0

    nothing ever changes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Uhm sweetie, 50 years ago there was Celtic and Derby County in the UCL semi-finals. Things change.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alonso should have been smart and moved to Real/Liverpool/Bayern at the peak

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Real Madrid
      a crown and no lions
      >Liverpool
      a bird
      >Bayern München
      no lion, just a circle
      >Bayer Leverkusen
      TWO lions! TWO!

      Guess who has more lions?
      That's right, Bavaria. Four lions and a panther.
      Too bad that they don't have a football team (well, except Bayern München).

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Abduhali Muhammad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Xabi's a smart guy, he's waiting for Klopp or Ancelotti's successors to fail first

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Leverkusen are going to win the Champions League.
    Screenshot this post.
    Check this 7.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they ran out of meme magic

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    luck always runs out

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Regression to the mean. When you're at the top there's nowhere to go but down.

    It's like apple having 100% of the phone market. You can't have 150%, there will be a slip to 90% or whatever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you seriously saying you believe Apple has 90% of the smartphone market share?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In America yes, and mutts only think about their shithole

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Life must be hard as a brainlet

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Napoli v2. going to be hilarious. literal big pharma club. muh "werkself" pure reddit

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cause cristiano will join them next season

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if Xabi leaves, it's too similar to Napoli

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are people calling this team reddit now? Thought you all hated Bayernwinslol league.

    Either way I also think this was just a Leicester moment. Doubt they will reach this zenith ever again.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Benefitted heavily from Dortmund and Munich being terrible this season but there’s no reason they can’t be atleast Germans 3rd best team going forward

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