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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pussy is transient. Gooning is eternal.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more comfortable posting for faceless people on a pro wrestling board than going up to the girl working at McDonalds and asking if she wants to go to the movies tomorrow night

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It must be because I'm from a latino country, but I have a hard time understanding why someone would be a virgin. I'm a turbo autist who can barely talk to woman when it comes to sex, dating or anything like that and I still lost my virginity when I was 19

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It must be because I'm from a latino country
      It is.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did she have a crucifix on her wall?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, she was one of those emo/pop punk girls that were common back then. She was alone at home most of the time, so one day she took me there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >latino country
      You people don’t suffer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We suffer, just in a different way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm Latino too and probably would have lost it at 17 or earlier if I hadn't become a shut-in. Before that I had like 3 girlfriends that came to me and I hardly did anything, but I could never get beyond kissing because my house was so small and my mother was always there. Now I live in a big house and I'm alone most of the time, but I'm too autistic to try to get close to a woman.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're literally me but less lucky. I got lucky around 18-25, then I started to work, I became a shut in and I stopped having sex or dating women. Now I live alone and I have a couple of friends that I see just to drink some beers and play some games.
        Life is weird brother

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are lucky to have kept friends. I became a shut-in when I finished high school and all the ''friends'' I had disappeared, even the girlfriend I had broke up with me before the graduation ceremony. I just got used to the loneliness and now it's really hard to try to meet new people, it's been too many years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm from a latino country too and I'm still a virgin at 25

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Latin country
      Chica says yes more eagerly.
      >America
      Chica calls the cops the moment you start flirting.
      The girls up north are more on edge, brother. Even the easy ones who actively go out looking for a good time with a guy are paranoid about being targeted by the wrong kind of man.
      Too much social media, man. They read worked-up dirt sheet shit about abuse or beatings or getting drugged all fricking day.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have you tried wandering the dark alleys of Detroit?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pay for a bawd if it matther so much, motherfricker

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Age/Income/Living situation/time frame of last date
    Don't do yourself but no one can give you and honest answer without this info

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP but I'm 27, make 20 dollars an hour working security, still live with my mom/never been on a date. My main problems are my health and that I'm obese (280lbs). I sweat a lot and my face is red constantly. I have a balding hairline and my hair is thinning. I've been approached by women but I'm really socially fricked. Speaking to women onlone, I've still been told I'm cute. There's this Colombian girl that tells me how much she loves me, she also makes it clear that she isn't interested in me because I'm American or because of money.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot to add that I have a baby face, imo I look like a giant baby, maybe there's an appeal for that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hit the gym, son

        Also she is 100% interested because you're American or because of money

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just buy a prostitute

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just pay for it, bud. no one really gives a shit anymore in 2024 and you can at least say you lost your virginity, no matter how pathetic it was.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not about the sex they want to have a relationship. They want anybody to care about them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is harder than ever to have decent relationships. And if you can't get a relationship, at least experience sex

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm too fat to have sex sadly.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hit the gym or start making a whole lot of fricking money. Ideally both but if you had to pick one just start making money.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw go to a party with a literal cute 8/10 redhead who's always nice to me
    >realize she doesn't "see me that way" because i'm 32 and she's 24
    >get depressed knowing i will never experience a real relationship

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >32 and 24 is too much of an age gap
      Holy kek american cancel culture really is aweful. That's two fully functioning adults in their prime

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >32 and she's 24
      This is only bad if you don't own your own car or have any savings like me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >one woman doesnt like me
      >its over
      you homosexuals are so dramatic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's just using that as an excuse to let you down easy, dude. Don't be surprised when it turns out she's fricking some 40yo in a month.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m almost 29 and haven’t had sex since college. Not even bad looking or fat. Just super autistic and possibly asexual to some degree. I think I’m at the age where I’m over it. Touch the inside of your cheek, that’s what a vag feels llke.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Almost 29 too, haven't fricked since I was like 24 or 25. 2 girlfriends was enough to convince me that I'm not suited for relationships. b***hes drove me up the fricking wall. I'd rather just play vidya and jerk off.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i lost it at 40 to a prostitute in south east asia
    there's still hope anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking brown beasts aint it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm sorry anon, i don't understand what you're trying to say here

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You CANNOT stop being a virgin if you don't start doing the following things:
    >take a shower
    >brush your teeth
    >go outside
    >talk to girls
    >If you're not good looking, have a personality that is not a chore being around
    This last one takes time to hone, but with trial and error, you'll get there.
    >If some b***h rejects you, just move on to the next b***h and try again. Don't waste an extra second on a girl that isn't enthusiastic about you.
    The greatest thing about trying to frick b***hes is that if you never stop trying it's guaranteed you'll succeed. Nature and evolution is literally on your side.
    Also
    >Professional Wrestling?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I forget how pathetic you people here really are. The fact that you all feel compelled to respond with “helpful” suggestions, or stories about your own virginity. “Just buy a hooker” I saw that “advice” given at least 3-4 times. What the hell is wrong with you people?

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