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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the man is cursed, I almost expect him to get into some sort of unfortunate accident that removes him from the England Euro squad then watch as England win the whole thing without him and he gets no medal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if he is cursed, then how do you explain the almighty audi cup?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Audi Cup is a big thing here

        He already reached Legend-Status.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          would you say it's bigger than the mercedes cup and the bmw cup?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your club probably could only win a Honda Cup

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hondas are amazing. I want the civic type-r but it's out of my price range. So I'll take the honda cup

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >England winning
      yeah haha, sure!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unless that unfortunate acccident also involves the death of Southgate I just can't believe it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >England winning
      we all see what you did there

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kane must go!
    cursebros, they've rumbled us

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kane is not a teamplayer. He gets goals but he makes the team worse. Spurs is better without him and Bayern is worse with him. Only the english rate Kane because of racial pride.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Only the english rate Kane because of racial pride
      'Arrys Oirish tho
      it was the Gyspys did for him as a child, because he wouldnt keep his mouth shut

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go back to somalia you bobble headed moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's going to be so funny when he goes to United and wins them nothing as well

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf is a striker supposed to do other than score a lot of goals you twat? It's the embrownening of the rest of Bayern that is costing them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spurs is still Spurs though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek frick kane, spurs and hunchen but that's a crock of shit, he's not the type of a striker to actually make his team worse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean he doesn't press which is a problem, but lots of forwards don't press and still win trophies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black person what are you talking about? Kane is basically like having an extra midfielder compared to someone like Haaland

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes he's a striker trying to be a midfielder in a team that doesn't need an extra midfielder and it destroys the team balance. You can thank him for Bayern's first trophyless season in over a decade. Maybe he should take lessons from PL record breaker and treble winner Haaland.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's like saying a Yellow Apple is sweeter than a Green Apple

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An english club will definitely buy Kane for 100m, and Bayern needs the money to fund players in other positions. Kane is going to Man United

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >/mug/ now featuring the 'ArryKane
      this might work, on the double negative principle
      theyd be fricking insane to pay £100m to find out tho

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Come to Galatasaray

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should have done a Sol and go to Arsenal, would have easily won the league and maybe CL this season.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kane is not going anywhere. I bet this is some clickbait tabloid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ex-Liverpool and Manchester City midfielder Did Hamann has raised questions about the Bundesliga giants' decision to break the bank for Kane and even encourage them to part ways with the star forward after just one season, even though he has scored a whopping 44 goals in 45 matches across all competitions for the club.
      >Speaking to Sky Sports, the 50-year-old said: "How many titles have they won? Bayern scored more goals without Kane last year than they have now. He also had his price. That's a very high salary and it cost over 100 million. If [Mathys] Tel had played up front, would they necessarily be in a worse position? I don't blame him at all for it being his fault - of course not."
      >He went on to suggest that Bayern could consider selling the striker in the upcoming window as he added: "But the club sold a lot of jerseys. That was the star purchase. The club would admit that it was a mistake in quotation marks - you can argue about whether it was a mistake. I would definitely ask the question internally: Are you better positioned with 100 million in the bank and him back on the island?"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Did Hamann
        obv still upset about WWII

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      carabao cup is as much of a cup as the audi cup is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He also won Serie A

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kek that's even less of an actual trophy then the carabao cup

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The frick? Why?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The New Manager wants 'Arry, simple as

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is bullshit btw

    Nobody wants to get rid of Kane

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    teams win trophies, not individuals. makes me laugh when i look at individual players on wikipedia and look at their "honours", seeing team achievements. the only honours an individual can win are individual honours.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heartbreak Harry only wants to play for PSG and City
    Let my man go ;_;

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've got a weird feeling that a shite club like Yanited would actually win him a trophy. Probably FA Cup or something.

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