*wins UCL and ballon dor without performing in a single knockout game*

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is zero chance he win over Vini

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there is zero chance vini wins over him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They all shit that got the Madrid tax , I genuinely stopped rating any Madrid player until they perform outside it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vini is not European and not as popular as Messi so he won't win it over Bellikek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not as popular as Messi

        Of course he isn't. Yet he got a lot of media for being a crybaby muh racism.

        Despite of that he is a top player and way better than Bellingham so my bet is still on him to win it fair and square assuming he will easily score against Shitmund

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Vini was injured in the beggining of the season
      Bellingham carried them, it's a popularity contest and he was the face of the team for 70% of the season despite vini being more clutch at UCL
      Also he doesnt really have bad games, he just ghosts and when they win no one will remember that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If England wins the Euro (not unlikely) and Brazil does not win the AmeriCup (possible), the Ballon d'Or may end up being a close race between Bells and Messi.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What if Dortmund wins (heh) but England also wins the Euros?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Conundrum fr bro

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No way Messi touching it again

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's literally a popularity contest, Messi is still extremely popular, and FIFA will want to shill Messi some more before the revamped Club World Cup in America next year.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          World Cup 2026.
          Be there or be square.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          O my sweet summer child

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not unlikely

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      England is winning the euros if Kane doesn't play. Brazil has 0 chances of winning copa america

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seriously, how will the Madrid dressing room cope when Mbappe joins and they have three guys trying to all win the ballon d’or?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only one of them will have a realistic chance anyway
      mbappé is much, much, much, much better than vini and jude
      this year is the only time in the next 5 years we'll see a ballon d'or winner not named kylian

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Vini was injured in the beggining of the season
        Bellingham carried them, it's a popularity contest and he was the face of the team for 70% of the season despite vini being more clutch at UCL
        Also he doesnt really have bad games, he just ghosts and when they win no one will remember that

        there is zero chance vini wins over him

        Euro flags won’t frick you Whindersson.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >uh why is other person saying somefin dat wont get dem laid
          >oogaboogerson doesn't understand opinions no based on have sex
          >why is dey not finking sex fricky frick

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They still wont frick you pardo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mbappé is much, much, much, much better than vini and jude
        Yes, but you are forgetting that Mbappe is not a 9 and he will play as a 9 in Madrid.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He will bench vini. He plays better as a team player

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >bench vini
            Of course, you’re american

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >doesn't know who mbappe is

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is that the guy who ghosted both matches against Dortmund and then got eliminated?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah. Same guy who has more goals than vini in CL and in general.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wow. He must have more UCLs then.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He will once they ship vini once mbappe comes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then you woke up…

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mbappé is much, much, much, much better than vini and jude
        mbappé is finished, he doesn't try to make individual differences anymore, he's too pedictable, real getting mbappé will be their biggest mistake, well I can see him combining well with vini but real as it is now is already doing good

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's far from predictable. most of the chances came from him. He knows how to pass way better than vini and is surrounded by shitters like ramos, and dembele. The only decent player in PSG besides him is vitinha

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Problem with Vinicius is he's too inconsistent, sometimes he'll score three, others he'll spend the entire match doing nothing but hit random pigeons flying over the stadium.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            is there any current "top player" who isn't inconsistent tho?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he had a good game even if he didn't score

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's literally their worst player

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