>WRESTLING ISN'T REAL!!! >THE ROCK IS A HEEL AND I'M A FACE

>WRESTLING ISN'T REAL!!!
>THE ROCK IS A HEEL AND I'M A FACE
>YOU TRIED TO GET YOURSELF BOOKED TO GO OVER ME
god what an awful fricking promo

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >u have a widdle peepee

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >its okay when Rock breaks kayfabe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's not homosexual. This whole feud has become the drizzling shits

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >has become
        it always was

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it wasn't, did you miss the board shitting on him for that tweet?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He broke kayfabe on twitter.
      Cody broke kayfabe on raw.
      See the difference?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Rock has 17 million followers on Twitter. Anything he posts is liable to get more eyes on it than RAW.

          I'll help you out. Johnny Depp can post whatever he wants on twitter, and everyone knows he's not Jack Sparrow, and he can even talk about Jack Sparrow as Johnny Depp. That's fine. But if I'm pirates of the Caribbean had Jack Sparrow wink at the camera and start saying he's just method acting as Johnny Depp, that's fricking cringe. Understand the difference now?

          Everything Cody said was coded and you wouldn't know what it means unless you already knew what it meant.

          Cody clearly defined the terms he was using moron.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He said a heel is a bad guy. That's not even exclusive to wrestling. People used to say "You're a real heel." And they've been referencing Rock's instagram posts all during the build. Its all part of the story and Cody's done way less of that stuff than Rock.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like a personal problem. I'll pray for you.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Rock has 17 million followers on Twitter. Anything he posts is liable to get more eyes on it than RAW.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >followers on Twitter
          >TV ratings

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everything Cody said was coded and you wouldn't know what it means unless you already knew what it meant.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Rock doesn't break kayfabe on TV. The fact that Cody had to use the Cena style of breaking kayfabe to own a 50yo Rock is pathetic.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We told you guys he sucks but you didn’t listen

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you have a small dick lol
    This is your wrestlemania storyline codygays?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You pop when the Rock says it. He’s just doing the same thing Rock does. Still sucks.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At what point did Rock talk about Cody's dick in his last promo? Go ahead. Give the time stamp.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rock used to talk about dick all the time. The point is the petty childish insults
          >CODY YOU’RR A CRYING b***h WITH A GOOFY DOG
          >OH MY GOD WE LOVE YOU ROCKY BASED GOAT

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah right. Rock highlighted how corny and hokey Cody's entire schtick has become at this point like he fricked on Hogan when he was Hollywood Rock. MY point at least is how Cody responds to Rock's prior promo. Rock showed how Cody's "finish the story" has become hokey, contrived, forceful cornball shit with fake crying and all for sympathy cheers. Not that we still all don't want to see Cody win the belt as its overdue but like Rock clearly highlighting how Cody's story and gimmick is all overdramatic sunshine, rainbows and babyshit gumdrops.

            Cody literal has nothing else to say but "That was pretty good but I bet you have a small penis because you're so fricking good and remember YOU'RE the bad guy for trying to book against me. I'm the hero remember!"

            He has nothing to directly counter what was said.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That’s like comparing Jimi Hendrix on the guitar to Richey Manic or Cliff Burton or Les Claypool on the bass to Sid Vicious

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did he really say that?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, he brought up all the old rat rumors about Rock's baby dick. Wrestling Observer even did a breaking news subscribers only thing on it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Wrestling Observer

          would’ve been more credible if you’d left this part out

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's like daniel bryan. Most of us know he sucks but ya'll won't get the memo until it's too late

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Danielson is the GOAT. It's ok though, people below 80iq generally won't get him

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Above 140 IQ: Daniel Bryan is a manlet b***h
        >Midwit: Daniel Bryan is the goat!! You just don't get him
        >Sub80 IQ: Daniel Bryan was raped lol

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sizequeens are sub80 too

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Daniel is a based heel and his Road to WM XXX was Vince baiting smark.
      This is a trainwreck because Cody cried like a b***h.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hes cried in every promo for 10 years. Every promo is exactly the same

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you know if this board had ips this thread would be like 3

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That promo was AEW levels of "who gives a shit, the fans already know its a work".

    In other words it kind of fricking stunk. The fact Cody has to resort crying over booking decisions (big fricking whoop guess Rock ultimately didn't get booked to go over you) shows that he doesn't have much he can throw back at Rock. Just sweet nothings like questioning his penis size for some fricking reason and crying about booking.

    Is this your top babyface? Dude's promo was fishing for fan sympathy so fricking hard.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You really seem to have fixated on that one line about dick size in a 20 minute promo.

      Kinda struck a nerve, didn't it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      atleast with AEW it's all wink and nod crap, this was late stage WCW shit, to just blatantly complaining about booking decisions on tv

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Rock is an insecure b***h who broke kayfabe
    >Keeps mentioning he's on the TKO board
    >Cody has to wrangle him back in
    >This is somehow Cody's fault
    Low IQ board.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rock saying he has a stake in the company doesn’t break kayfabe you dumbass

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, he broke kayfabe on social media. And then constantly brings up that he has pull backstage.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >No, he broke kayfabe on social media.
          Almost every wrestler does this, kayfabe on social media doesn't work when you have a barrage of fans breaking kayfabe in the comments section, this isn't a problem during live events because you can't hear the fans breaking the mystique in the audience.
          >And then constantly brings up that he has pull backstage.
          Like the greatest wrestling villain Vince McMahon?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It reminded me to the average cringe MJF promo

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This entire fricking Rock/Cody angle has been a worked shoot and every segment has been a worked shoot. You got Rock bringing up the fricking Netflix deal in his Twitter promos. Why is it bad now?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The entire storyline has been morons on Fhite getting worked while they insist they are not getting worked.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is mentioning the Netflix deal breaking kayfabe? Rock's character is now that of the executive boss. He's pretty much the new Vince Mcmahon.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cody exposed Rock when he reminded everyone about the fact that the bell is eventually going to ring.

    Have we all forgotten how much of a trainwreck Rock is gonna be when he actually wrestles?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know this is gonna come as a shock to you but nobody gives a flying shit about the actual wrestling. No one is gonna even watch it until the end when it actually becomes exciting.

      Also we know Roman is gonna do 80% of the match and Rock isn't a bumbling moron so he won't risk himself in moronic spots just to pop the marks. Match will be a 3 stars and that will be it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I know this is gonna come as a shock to you but nobody gives a flying shit about the actual wrestling.
        This is where you're confused. Nobody cares about muh workrate, but if you're bad enough it definitely matter. If wrestling didnt matter at all, undertaker and kane vs hhh and michaels in saudi shouldve been incredible, but because they all looked terrible the match is a joke. Maybe Rock's btter conditioned than he looks, but if its bad enough it will be embarassing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No but we're also reminded that the top stars in this program are struggling to fricking survive against a Rock who is 50 years old and 20 something years removed from prime if not more. Who realistically expects 50 year old Rock to be as good as or move like he was when he was in his 20's and 30's at this point?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not letting this fly under the radar. WWE’s top stars are fighting for their lives against The Rock at 50 fricking years old. I mean I know it’s still The Rock but these young guys should be embarrassed.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Love Rocks promo/heel work since coming back but he will literally die in the ring at this rate with how blown up he is just cutting said promos which is why so many of them are taped from his gym

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rock is going to shoot kill cody in 3 seconds

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly don't know if he's got it in him as much anymore, 50+ is that time where he'd be putting out more and more stinkers than often because of needing younger dudes to carry him through

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rock in 2004 was awful
      Imagine 20 year later

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn’t know what real awful was until I had sit and watch Super Cena beat all of our favorite wrestlers for however many fricking years and commentary is still trying to convince us he was an “underdog” when he wins all the time and like nobody was allowed to pin him clean. But yeah kids remember Hustle, Loyalty, Respect!

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They ran out of story to tell far too quick and have to improvise now

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bros what if wrestling is actually real and WE are the ones getting worked

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the homelander line was funny.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This reminds me of the Triple H promos on Batista a few years ago.
    >DAVE BAUTISTA YOU ATTACKED MY FRIEND RICHARD FLEIR EVERYTHING ELSE IS FAKE BU THIS IS REAL

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a HEEL...

    I'm guessing you think that's a shoot promo too.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ..I don't watch Rawtism. Did he actually say this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he just called Rock a heel, that's pretty much it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t even give a frick that they’re openly using terms like face and heel openly. More so flabbergasted that Cody thought crying and whining about booking politics on national television would be a great idea that would make people feel sorry for him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rock called himself a heel on a promo he cut on instagram. Cody said he ain't a heel, he's just Roman's side chick and brought back the little dick rumors on the rock. Also he threatened to "go homelander" and rip paul heyman's throat out.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People complain about AEW being for internet indie nerds, but that whole promo sounds like it was literally for people terminally online.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it was literally for people terminally online.
          walk around any population center and count the people on their phones. our whole species is "terminally online"

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cant believe it took you morons this long to realise CODY FRICKING SUCKS

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This entire Cody run has been directly sourced to Cody wanting nothing short of being the top John Cena babyface. It’s why he left AEW (fans wouldn’t let him and wanted him to turn heel) and why it will be REAL interesting to see what actually happens if the fans turn on Cody’s gumdrop hokey act at some point like they did in AEW. Because years ago he showed he’s rather leave his whole ass company than abandon his babyface dreams. If that changes sooner than he anticipates I wonder if he’ll react as a badly.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fans are already turning, along with anyone who reports on wwe. The fake crying dead daddy promos make him just look like a psycho rather than make people love him.
        The thing with cody and brandi is they cant be genuine in anything they do and everyone can see right through their shtick but they dont know that. Its truly a fricking mystery

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >fans wouldn’t let him and wanted him to turn heel)
        AWhos aside , this is really the point.
        When this happened to Seff It was a hilarious trainwreck and seeing Cawdy being a psychopath I can see him seething hard the moment people start to boo him

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The icing on the cake was when they threw codys weight belt back at him, eventually andrade cracked the shits big time

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love the Codester, but I have to agree.
    >AHAH IT'S ALL FAKE, BRO, WE ALL KNOW THAT
    >BUT I DISLIKE YOU FOR REAL, ROCK, NOT LIKE ALL THE OTHER TIMES I AM JUST ACTING AND PRETENDING TO HATE OTHER WRESTLERS
    Makes himself, wrestling and his opponents look like a joke.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reception outside Fhite seems to be warm on the promo, but Fhite hates it. curious

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fans are already turning, along with anyone who reports on wwe. The fake crying dead daddy promos make him just look like a psycho rather than make people love him.
      The thing with cody and brandi is they cant be genuine in anything they do and everyone can see right through their shtick but they dont know that. Its truly a fricking mystery

      This entire Cody run has been directly sourced to Cody wanting nothing short of being the top John Cena babyface. It’s why he left AEW (fans wouldn’t let him and wanted him to turn heel) and why it will be REAL interesting to see what actually happens if the fans turn on Cody’s gumdrop hokey act at some point like they did in AEW. Because years ago he showed he’s rather leave his whole ass company than abandon his babyface dreams. If that changes sooner than he anticipates I wonder if he’ll react as a badly.

      I cant believe it took you morons this long to realise CODY FRICKING SUCKS

      I'm convinced none of you watched the promo and are just rattling off Stan letters from two years ago. Cody is the most over wrestler on the planet and Tony couldn't keep him.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its the discord troony league. they think spamming something makes it over

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Cody is the greatest top babyface since Steve Austin and Roman is the greatest and most dominant WWE champion of all time.

          There. Does that sound about over and fair to you?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this shit isn't even meta or being smarky, it's just flat out insulting to the people watching, this is as bad as late Russo WCW crap, why the frick would Paul let this shit go to air in the build up to mania

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Trips asks Cody what he’s going to respond with in this promo before he walks out from gorilla
      >”Trust me ;)”
      >Proceeds to cut an absolute mess of a promo that’s a cross between a begging hissy fit and a demented meltdown that is taking the piss out of the business and also begging the fans to remember the “roles” assigned to he and Rock
      >Comes back through gorilla to an angry HHH and all Codester can say is “They’ll definitely cheer me now. I told them Rock was the heel and he has a small pee pee and that I’m supposed to be the hero with a giant wiener! See they were confused who to cheer for and boo but they’ll get it right now!”

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in WWE promos have to be approved if not written by people other than the wrestler, and this definitely reeks of Paul playing to the smarks crowd

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope both main events are squash matches that see CAWdy get pinned in 30 seconds

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cena btfo'd the rock back in the day as well by breaking kayfabe. people were also crying about it lmao.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Breaking kayfabe is the way to go if wrestling is to become relevant today but not like this, its too hollow like everything WWE does. Using shoots like Punks fight with the Elite and making it into a worked program was a hugely missed opportunity. And it's fricked because they had it going till Rock exposed it as a complete work when he seethed about getting booed them people lost interest in it being a shoot power struggle

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dwayne killed this story after he broke kayfabe on twitter to defend his persona from being tarnished for the 28 elections . It was only going to go downhill from there.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i'm about to go full Homelander
    Cringe moron

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