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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    humiliation ritual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's hilarious how fast shit here gets turned into a meme. At first I actually kinda took it serious but now everytime I see it posted I just laugh.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He tried to humiliate Drew but it totally fricking backfired.
      While Punk was failing at everything Drew perfected his craft on the indies.
      Then Sef comes in with his lifts towering over Punk.
      Holy moly.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to bed, Drew. Your internet banter doesn't work here.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No refunds dronie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      None wanted. Enjoy your 3k- lardasses smelling in your bingo hall. Us and Punk will enjoy the 18k people in RAW.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you tell me
    i don't watch e-slop

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's my day off. I don't watch slop. I watch wrestling lol. Are the old guys talking about Social Media?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what happened i wasn't watching

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cornette mention
    >Punk daring Drew to mention Vince
    >curse words
    >Insider stuff
    >Punk butting his head with the mic
    >Seth wearing platform boots
    >Drew sitting on the desk
    >Drew telling Punk he'll get cancelled if he mocks his skirt
    Lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >curse words
      PG brother

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino. Dropping bombs. A love story. Transphobia. Swearing. Action.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one in that segment is a lady boy. Seth is a homosexual though.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im officially worked now. It's a triangle of shoot hate.
    The only people talking during that segment that don't hate each other for real were Pat & Cole

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pat and Cole hate each other what are you talking about?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Worst girl.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        maybe on planet moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah that's Fuuka.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2nd best girl
      Mitsuru is best

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I get the impression Phil actually dislikes Drew & the shitposting gimmick on Twitter is legit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i got worked

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you try to get somebody to mention your ex boss whose still undergoing trial for shitting on a woman’s head?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This. Punk was worked into a shoot. Drew probably wanted to fire back with something but knew the smart thing is to not mention him at all. Something like "I think he's the same guy who you texted every night".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To be good at your job.
          Fricking worked.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Vince ain't on trial yet, still just accused. Of not paying a prostitute, not because of what he allegedly paid the prostitute to do. Not to mention that the act itself wouldn't be a crime. That's if said prostitute is telling the truth.

          You have no clue what you're even offended about.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Roman did it with Theory.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For the pop brother

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because they work in a biz where you can turn backstage drama into money you fricking moron

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are the dumbest fricker alive

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          For the lulz

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Specifically for smarks like you who think they wouldn't dare to. Punk is the line toeing mic bomber. Who better to dangerously hint it? It makes perfect sense. Even the lines seem set up. This is such a prime example of a great worked shoot and it's genuinely good. It's legitimately good writing. WWE can pat themselves on the back for once.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because that's what Vince would've wanted

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because Punk only knows how to work-shoot. Mentioning it gets no one over, classic Punk

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would say that is usually true but it's Punk so there's a 50% chance that he's shoot pissy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone knows plenty of people shoot hate Phil. (I mean, how could you not.)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep he does.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i fell the frick asleep what did i miss

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drew shoot decapitated Punk with his Claymore

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://x.com/thechrisgardnr/status/1772438301481259405?t=O3--kbvUxzhSKLaR744L9w&s=09

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Great segment.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >listening to a CM Punk promo while watching classic battlarts while petting a kitten
        Life is good.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"For someone who never does drink or drugs you spend most of your time in rehab"
    Huge kek

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can't wait for Bryan to rip this segment in half on WOR tomorrow

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was great till seffety

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seff being the momentum killer in everything is just a common thing since 2018

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was fricking great and I love it

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dimes or drawing money. Something Punk has done worldwide except for one place.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >22 minutes segment
    Great wrestling, guys

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop wrestling with your gender

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry it wasn't a 20 minute heatless banger between stablemates for you bro

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek This troony boiling that Phil didn’t hit a tope el con Hilo suicida Meltzer dive and kick out at 2 mid promo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If Phil attempted that move he'd frick it up and be out for over a year.

        Specifically for smarks like you who think they wouldn't dare to. Punk is the line toeing mic bomber. Who better to dangerously hint it? It makes perfect sense. Even the lines seem set up. This is such a prime example of a great worked shoot and it's genuinely good. It's legitimately good writing. WWE can pat themselves on the back for once.

        It's not a believable shoot until Drew mentions "worker's rights"

        >have an extremely entertaining talking segment in a wrestling show that gets the crowd hot
        >this violently confuses the AEWtist

        Phil got outpromo'd by Mox, Hangster & Edkin

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Outpromod by mox
          I dont even have to bother with the rest
          >*grunts*
          >"I am hardcore!" in his slightly nasal voice
          >Yeah! My whole body is an edge! Knifes!! Hardcore!!!"
          >"I am a master of Death Jitsu! Yeah!"*grunts*
          >"I am darkness!! Yeah! Death Jitsu!!!"
          Hes a good comedic jobber but thats it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'd like to see him try

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unfiltered unscripted 0 plan kino

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hypocrite in a skirt threatening to cancel someone
    >a flaming gay in high heels
    >a straight edge man addicted to rehab

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >threatening to cancel someone
      Not what happened, ya seething moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He literally said that in 2024 Punk calling Drew's kilt a skirt / making fun of man in skirt could get Punk cancelled. Did you change channel?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >don't say that it could get you cancelled
          That's warning him and making a joke out of cancel culture, not threatening to have him cancelled. Mong

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hypocrite in a skirt threatening to cancel someone
      imagine missing the point this hard lmao

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GREATNESS
    ON A
    DIFFERENT LEVEL

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ah prayed fer this
    >Ah prayed fer this
    >lol you're injured
    >dark knight joker reference
    >eminem reference
    I don't get the Drew hype at all.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I popped for the DM Hunk shirt. it was very witty. if Drew browses Fhite itd be hilarious

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's been around for a month and already been buried.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah this shit isn't a work
    Mcntyre's promos and shit are getting to Punk and Pun's fragile fricking ego is actually going to snap any day now.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this is 2024 ya wanna get cancelled
    And he's still wearing the tombstone shirt that LA Knight buried. What a fricking shitter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LA WHO? LMAO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The far more charismatic wrestler that burned Drew to a crisp in a two minute backstage segment and the useless scotch c**t couldn't even get the better of him, proving that he's an overhyped shitter that has to use muh Punk as a crutch.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Knight is dimes on the mic, it's not fair to Drew to compare them.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He's fair game given all the undeserved praise being thrown his way for being epic shitpost man. When he can't use Punk references in his promos, he can't back his shit up.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's fair game given all the undeserved praise being thrown his way for being epic shitpost man. When he can't use Punk references in his promos, he can't back his shit up.

          nah, Knight is overrated af too

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          L
          A
          WHO??????

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            L
            A
            Buried Drew in two minutes segment, lmao.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >typo
            >inb4 GOOOD MORNING SIRS homosexualry

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nobody remembers this
            just like they don't remember LA WHOOOO????

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They choose to ignore it because it exposed Drew for the shitter he is.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            based drew making knightetty relevant for a few seconds
            such a guy for putting over LA WHO???

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            homie looked like a startled child after being ethered by LA Dimes lmao.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >fades into obscurity when he's not attaching himself to one of the big boys
            OH NO NO NO
            LA SISTERS WHAT'S OUR RESPONSE?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >got himself over without an artificial company push
            >still gets some of the loudest pops
            >demoted for being too based
            Our response? He can draw more dimes than the other top homosexuals and creative knows it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >exposes and buries your potential new WHC
            lmao no wonder he's not getting a title match.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            both came out of that promo looking good

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            L
            A
            Buried Drew in two minutes segment, lmao.

            The TNA guys are gonna steal the show.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mega yummerino worked shootola

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kino. The segment of the year

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >managed to work trannies into shoot with crossdressing references
    >managed to work rightoids into a shoot by threatening cancel culture
    >managed to work smarks into a shoot by alluding to Vince
    Segment of the year tbh

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first fun thing I've seen in WWE for a long while

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have an extremely entertaining talking segment in a wrestling show that gets the crowd hot
    >this violently confuses the AEWtist

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that was an aew style promo seg though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >AEW invented worked shoots
        You're embarrassing yourself.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they popularized them

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they didn't even popularize the show or populate the arenas anymore. Frick off.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ser

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And where did AEW get the idea from?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s crazy how obese smarks still get worked by wrestling.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drew mogged the shit out of Punk in his precious home town. Punk was seething, couldn't even get the crowd to boo McIntyre and is going to catch shit for bringing up Vince. Also Rollins was there.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice head canon. The crowd boo'd Drew, chanted Punk's name several times and the shit Joker reference and his "PG brother" line fell flat.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        whatever you say, Phil

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Only posting facts, Drew lad. Nice angry, shouty ending, btw.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Chicago boo this man.
            Nothing. Pretends he can't hear over non existent response. Pretty much says it all.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    qrd on shoot heat between these three? I wasn't watching wwe during 2005-2015.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rollins used hating on Punk to establish himself as "THE" WWE guy in the late 2010s. That's it, there's no actual shoot heat between any of them. They're all adults who get paid to pretend to hate each other.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was absolutely based.

    >Punk drew the house
    >crowd was going wild for everyone
    >sold Drew's player hating by being absolutely malding at him
    >Drew turns out to be an actual heel who's obsessed with punk and not just an edgy badass
    >also furthers the hypocrite angle by being so obsessed with punk he took his eyes off Rollins (mirroring what he did to Rollins)
    >tasteful swearing and use of taboo subjects to raise the stakes further and make this feel special
    Fricking amazing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      swearing

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was great lol
    It just got longer and crazier and off script the longer and longer it went
    was some real old school shit

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Setting up Punk to cost Drew the WHC and ensure SEFFWINSLOL.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Phil and his constant work shoots and wink wink nudge nudging is tiresome

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just realized that Phil cut an AEW promo in WWE.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally all the smark promos are lifted straight from 2012 Phil. For like 5 years, smarks worshipped the ground he walked on and it influenced basically everyone in NXT and the indies.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drew won this segment by a mile. Punk was good. Seth needs to lose his belt and frick off for a while.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Drew won this segment by a mile.
      >Joker reference, Eminem reference and more lol you're injured
      >PG brother
      Nah.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Brother Hogan

    Something aew has a hard time of doing, which is be entertaining.

    Try not posting stupid shit, I know it's hard to do that because it's Fhite but it's probably better not to seem like an idiot.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ya homies don't like shit but crying.

    That was a classic AE segment with three people who hate each other getting one in on one another.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A kino segment

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