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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I watched a 5 star match stoned, unbeknownst to me that it was a 5 star match and completely forgot about it
    So who's the KWAB, me or Meltzer?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i was sleepy and decided I'd watch it later and never got round to it. missed another 5 star classic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      drug users never win
      aka losers

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Marijuana isn't a drug it's a part of a plant that grows in the ground.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pls stink elsewhere, loser

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You know what else smells? Farting and heating up fish in a microwave.

            You srent throwing people in prison for microwaving a fish or farming in public so why do it with weed

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You srent throwing people in prison for microwaving a fish
            We should be. Microwaving fish is way more offensive than smoking weed

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This. It isnt like those drugs created by abusing mother Gaia. Cannabis is a plant and its a healthy one like your vegetables man.. Mary Jane is something different and we all know it. The original cave man found Mary Jane and probably toked it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek society is full of drug users, all of which are doing better than (You).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Meltzer, despite your best efforts. Try getting cucked or something the next time if you want a shot.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only 5
    What's the cope gonna be?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/jXF6bTY.jpeg

      Where the BEST come to wrestle

      Damn this must have been an 8 star match if ~~*meltzer*~~ was willing to give AJ styles 5 stars

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Five star general Cody

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    current Memeltzer 5 stars is the equivalent of old Memeltzer 3.5 stars at best

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cody remains a 3 star general when adjusted for meltzflation
      midcarder's gonna mid

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >midcarder's gonna mid
        Almost 80% of le hecking starino matches are in the mid card.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    drew mcintyre vs cm gonna break that record plus dave knows cm punk is a good wrestle with lots of experience

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing Phil's gonna break in that match is a bone.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > a loud audience must mean the match is good!
    Jeez I thought Meltzer had more insight than this tbhu

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he has rated more 5 star matches in the past 5 years than he did from the 1982 to 2016

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Think of the true 5-star albums before and after 1966. It's a lot like that.
        >Kenny Omega is the Beatles of wrestling

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The audience can't be the reason since everyone b***hes about him giving that Rock/Hogan match 3 stars or something

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Meltzer obvs got mindbroken since then. He is a husk of himself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope not. The audience wouldn't stfu and was actively distracting from the match

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based AJ carrying the Codester. He still got it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cody has four five star matches, AJ only had one before this one. We can tell who carried who here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cody was carried through all of them.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you really saying Cody was carried by Sammy Guevara?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sammy was the highlight of that match so yes he did.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that AJ got MOTY on a 4.75 in a year with 5s should tell you all you need to know about Meltzer stars when even his own readers told him he was wrong.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >carried by Seff
        >carried by AJ
        >carried by Sammy
        >carried by Dustin

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Carried by Seth Rollins, who Meltzer notoriously hates because Seth called his star ratings worthless and called him out for publishing a fake story and forced Dave to give him a public apology? That guy carried Cody?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kek based Seffmeister curb stomping that little lying israelite

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Meltz BOWS down to SETH FREAKING ROLLINS.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You forgot the best part, which is that Seth trashed his ratings the same week he got that five star match, and Dave got genuinely upset over it because he couldn't understand why Seth still hated him. Like he really thinks his opinion matters that much, kek

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I don’t want to spread misinformation
            >even though I already did and got my cuck fans to pay for it
            He’s such a weasely jee

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          by Sammy
          yikes

          Carried by Seth Rollins, who Meltzer notoriously hates because Seth called his star ratings worthless and called him out for publishing a fake story and forced Dave to give him a public apology? That guy carried Cody?

          LMAO israelite BTFO

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cody has four five star matches, AJ only had one before this one

        The fact that AJ got MOTY on a 4.75 in a year with 5s should tell you all you need to know about Meltzer stars when even his own readers told him he was wrong.

        >The fact that AJ got MOTY on a 4.75 in a year with 5s should tell you all you need to know
        lmfao
        memetzer stars are a fricking joke

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cody Rhodes carrying AJ fricking Styles
        In what world is that a realistic possibility?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In the world where before this AJ only had one five star match 20 years ago, which must've been given out of pity so TNA would have at least one

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I am sure all of Meltzer and smark darlings are on the levels of Angle and Benoit, wrestlers who have 0 stars of David to their name but not even the biggest self mark wrestler would dare to think they are on their level.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kurt Angle is literally a spot monkey that started the whole kicking out of 20 finishers trend. Watch him in his best match where he's carried by Shawn and compare him to Shawn to see how outclassed he is

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Kurt Angle
            >Spot monkey
            Yeah, you're operating on levels of moronation that should be impossible

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Okay now post a gif of him doing a 450 off the stage in TNA or moonsaulting off a cage to make your point about how much in ring psychology he had

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Ohayō

    Meltzerslop

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >E-drones now love le heckin meltzerino's stars
    Hypocrites.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm surprised the hammer no sell didn't make him seethe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dave loves movez and no sells. If anything, the hammer kick out sealed the deal

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was a great match because of AJ. I like Cody, but he is not able to carry the role long-term. Not that AJ could either.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Not that AJ could either.
      he carried TNA on his back, Samoa Joe was never on his level and the fact WWE let him debut on the main roster and Samoa Joe was sent to NXT proves that. Bullet Club peaked with him as leader too, even with Kenny being white hot he wasn't as good as AJ

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are right.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do any of you even engage with Meltzer simps or AEW fans? You might as well be talking to a stop sign.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's fun to mock them and watch them cope

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Meltzer simps
      You mean edrones?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Noooooo! It's not fair
    Meltzer you fricking traitor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek AI Kenny on the poster looking like a fat coomer

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is Dave Meltzer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      An autistic weeb

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a israeli manlet

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So 3 star general is another smark meme that backfired? these homies can't have anything lmao

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no selling burning hammer is 5 star material

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shit was more of an FU than a burning hammer

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ex-AEW midcarder vs TNA legend give WWE one (1) five star match
    >WHERE THE BEST COME TO WRESTLE!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh here's the one troony that always posts Sneedsons memes from 40 years ago

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The Redditsons

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        spicland loves the simpsons, never forget that. dude is probably mexican

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give a frick about memeltzer stars but it's pretty funny that troons have to cope that Cody's a good wrestler now

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >AEW gets a 6.5 star match
    >WWE fans don't care, make fun of the match and use the star rating against it as a point of mockery
    >WWE gets a 5 star match
    >AEW fans go into turbocope overdrive because they take the star ratings seriously
    This is why I larp as an E-Chad 90% of the time, you aewtistic homies let them control the narrative so damn bad

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That match was good, especially by e-fed standards but it was not 5 stars. Feels like Meltzer's making up for snubbing AJ so many years now that he's near retirement.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's not "making up", standards have gotten lower, the scale has expanded.
      4.75 is now "oh that was pretty good", go compare stuff that gets 4.75 now to stuff that got 4.75 pre-2017, it's a wild difference. The AJ/Tanahashi G1 Finals? Literally better than any match that has happened this year and it's not even close, only got 4.75. Same as a heatless forgettable Pac match at the start of Dynasty.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    meltzer is a moron there wasn't much hype going into this match

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ain’t no way AJ had an actual 5 star match in 2024, and with Cody of all people.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only watch WWE and hate trannies and hate AEW, but this wasn't 5* lmao, no way in hell was it on the same level as Cena/Punk from MITB 2011, and the crowd then was infinitely better, they were loud for the actual match and the story, and not just loud to get themselves over. 4* 1/2 is the best I can do, afraid so.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can a match that literally everyone knows the outcome going into it really be considered a 5 star match? Everyone knew there was no way AJ was going to win, so how could you be invested in the match?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being this invested in someone else’s opinion. What a smoothbrain.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't even 4 stars if you take away the crowd.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you took away the crowd it would go up

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many five star matches does Cody have? 3? The one with Dustin, the HitC with Seth, and this one?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the ladder with Sammy too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      none if you take away inflation sadly :/

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nice cope you fricking trannoid. discord is calling you back now

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kino

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