Y'all realize that your not actually wrestlers, right?

Y'all realize that your not actually wrestlers, right?
You don't have to work a gimmick, protect the business, pop the boys, wear cowboy boots or any other wrestler related activities, right?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black person

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey varg

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you don’t have to… pop the boys
    how fricking dare you

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I pop the boys and wear cowboy boots not because I think I'm a wrestler, but because I am badass. Something a European, like you, could never understand.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mmmmmmmmmm thanks take

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mmmmmmmm so close to being a Baddass

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you pop the boys anal cherries

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This board is more important to the business than you realize

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Care to extrapolate?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        'Fraid so.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I was on the road with another worker and I did the whole "I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD" gimmick when Nemeth came up in the convo and he immediately knew and yelled Black person with me. Other than The Insiderz I don't know who else is /here/ but I'm willing to bet the answer is the classic "More Than You'd Think, Less Than You'd Hope"
      In an industry built around secrecy and insider jargon, it makes a whole lot more sense than the gay ass forums people used to be on.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wake up every morning and post a 92 thread.
    During work I think of how best to annoy both WWE and AEW fans
    When I get my hour lunch, I post WEBMs of botches
    After 3pm I stop working altogether, turn on my cellular data to not use the work WiFi, and post in coomer threads until the end of work
    After work, I go home and post in the gamethread for whatever show is happening that night, and shit all over it while praising the other company.

    Before bed I post Goodnight Hulkamaniacs. During the weekend I tell people to have a Badd Ass weekend.

    slash pee dub is my life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Company man. There's a lad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Am I supposed to be reading this to the tune of Tik Tok by Ke$ha, because I am reading this to the tune of Tik Tok by Ke$ha.

      hey varg

      Euronymous promoed so hard Varg got worked into a shoot.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        euronymous never drew a dime, he had no mind for the business, he got worked by the image of bm into becoming a shoot satanist. Varg's got it right. Can you imagine oystein ever making the type of music varg made during and after his stay in the elimination chamber?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well yeah, it's well established that from '93 on Euronymous had massive go away heat in the territory from booking himself at the top of the card at Helvete even though he wasn't drawing. If Varg hadn't have shot on him, someone else might have. Varg was an old school shootfighter though, Euronymous shouldn't have thought the threats that worked on the Swedes would scare him away.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i think also going into business for himself after dead died pissed people off more honestly

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Euronymous just tried to keep kayfabe real to the point he got got bruiser brody'd

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My gimmick is that I like to falseflag as both sides in order to sow discord, then sit back and watch as mark morons fall for my various angles.
      It's fun to create a thread, samegay for exactly one minute, and come back hours later to a 300 reply BANGA

      Company man. There's a lad.

      This is that guy who replies to a bunch of random posters. He tries to be a good guy and do the job.

      >Just happy to be here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Money and miles.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My gimmick is that I like to falseflag as both sides in order to sow discord, then sit back and watch as mark morons fall for my various angles.
    It's fun to create a thread, samegay for exactly one minute, and come back hours later to a 300 reply BANGA

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *you're

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Worked

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You don't have to work a gimmick
    Life is a gimmick brother.
    >protect the business
    Not the wrasslin business.
    >pop the boys
    Not your boys.
    >wear cowboy boots
    I'm from texas.
    >any other wrestler related activities
    I know I don't have to. I do it because I want to. Black person.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >listening to anything that Varg says

    KWAB

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Not listening to everything varg says

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Video could be accurate. Varg was handled by russian/Kremlin assets during his final part of prison time. They ran all his online presence and controlled his statements.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was a rib

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >y'all
    >your
    kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      huh? what u mean?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >your'e'll

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no tag team called self defense with Scott Hall

    Missed chance

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Understanding wrestling is unironically the key to understanding modern life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Life doesn't require any skill involving shit ribs

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