>Yes I will have five (5) individual handburgers, please.

>Yes I will have five (5) individual handburgers, please.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a fairly small amount of burgers for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sliders
      You're usually meant to have more than one anon. Not sure about 5. But they're smaller than the average burger

      >americans think eating 5 burgers in one sitting is normal

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        LMFAO fat fricks

        I wouldn't WANT to eat a quintuple helping of burgs in that timeframe, but I could easily.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I could too. Especially if I had been travelling all day

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he lives in a country where he can't even imagine eating 5 hamburgers in one sitting
        Look at this guy
        He was hand fed 4,000 calories of deep fried meat by a big tiddy bimbo
        God bless the USA

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >God bless the USA

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        LMFAO fat fricks

        [...]

        The marks are on Fhite

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Europeans be like
        >How can I enjoy such an indulgent meal when there are newly arrived Turks in my country who need free dental and luxury apartments?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair that is a luxury meal in any part of the non-western world

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Got em
          Nobody in the world respects bongs or queefs. The cheeseburger jokes are just childish and baseless. I've been to the UK and the amount of fat people was roughly the same. The amount of stupid inbred morons much higher though.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sliders
      You're usually meant to have more than one anon. Not sure about 5. But they're smaller than the average burger

      LMFAO fat fricks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh my god, it's Movie-Bob! Here on Fhite

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >most intelligent and nutritious American

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sliders
    You're usually meant to have more than one anon. Not sure about 5. But they're smaller than the average burger

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >handburger
    >it's another Indian seething over beef thread
    GOOD MORNING SIR

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you hold them with your hand so what else would you call them?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they're called HAMburgers, Ranjeshiva

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But they are made of cow not pig

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Handburgers makes far more sense. Americans really are morons

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Evil fricking country

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Handburgers makes far more sense. Americans really are morons

            Hamburg Germany, Rajesh.

            Go back to your fricking slum and get off the internet you shit stain.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They are american not german, Timmy.

            How can the people of your own country be so stupid they do not know of the origins of their own food?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            then it should be Hamburgeren,

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have many cousins in Hamburg and they do not eat these "hamburgers" there, so what is the deal with these Handburgers?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That isn't even close to Cornettes final cheeseburger form

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one wants to worship cows here anon

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Don't diss Bob Chipman or he will purge you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Movie Blob is shoot massive. 6'4" 380 lbs. He could genuinely frick someone up.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Not recognizing classic memes

    please go back

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Exposing the business
      kek Based Jerk just don't miss

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    newbies

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KWABONF
      Also I would I eat double or triple that amount for 3,500 dollars. What kind of hypothetical is that?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ifunny
      why would anyone know some esoteric ifunny meme on here?
      This isn't reddit or twitter

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not an "esoteric" ihomosexual meme. Movie Bob is a classic lolcow. This tweet made the rounds and that's probably how it ended up with a watermark.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know about 5 but I'm finna heat up the cast iron for a couple smash burgers in a sec

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, I'm waiting until 20 minutes before Raw and then door dashing me up an animal style from the knockoff In-n-Out we got in my town.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gotta love the cornster

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do they call him "Corny" because he likes to dig the corn out of his bull's shithole?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pulls up to the drivethru
    >"I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 larger, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda."
    >passenger in the back inquires if they can get a banana split without the banana's

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Corny is in better shape than 99% of the AEW audience

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