>your penis is...

>your penis is... LE SMALL

This has to be one of the worst builds going into a Wrestlemania ever

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This has to be one of the worst builds going into a Wrestlemania ever
    but enough about your penis size

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KWAB

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SLAY QUEEN

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When the Rock shows up expect things to get really childish and stupid. Sadly its what his subhuman fans want so Cody is giving them what they want to see.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Twenty minutes worth of things to pick at
    >You choose to focus exclusively on the words "little dick"
    You okay lil bro. Did the Codemeister hit a little too close to home?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Making fun of someone's small dick is kinda rare these days especially in the PG era so it's going to stick out. But imagine if the roles were reversed. Wonder what would happen if one of the female talent said another female has a huge cavernous pussy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So you are saying Rocksuckers are pussies in addition to having small dicks?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gigi Dolin literally tweeted about making smashburgers out of Arriana Grace's roast beef after c**t punching her on NXT last week

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Holy frick I have to start watching NXT.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It is pure moron kino. Like imagine all the dumbest gimmicks from the new generations era, mob boss, dirty cop, insane asylum escapee, Nigerian warlord. Got that in your mind? Now imagine Vince Russo was writing all the dialog and plots. Got that in your mind? Now imagine DX Shawn Michaels was booking it.

            That is what current NXT is. Vince's gimmicks, directed by Shawn, and written by Vince Russo's son Johnny. It is the dumbest show imaginable, but it is also the most entertaining (sports) shit you could imagine. It is like if someone crossed an early 90s gimmick sitcom like Weird Science with early 00s non-sequitur anime like Excel Saga and throw in a hefty dash of South Park style crudeness. Basically the American version of HUSTLE.

            It is absolutely a personal taste thing. You either love it or you hate it, there is no in between.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rocksucker subhumans are seething tonight.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Small dick energy.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That really hit a nerve with you OP, huh?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hell yeah dude

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still think Roman and Brock fighting for the belt was way worse.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HHH had a hand in making that promo and he has a small dick.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek not according to the ring rats from the 90s.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not true. The ring rats from the 90s is how we know he has a small dick.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rocky literally brought out a fricking men's make up brand yesterday and Cody didn't mention it once. The material writes itself, and Dwayne would've surely loved the free publicity. Instead he went for ur dick is small lol.

    Is Cody moronic?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. It's not like Cody couldn't have fired back with something better than he did.

      Maybe. He just. Isn't. That. Good.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think he was likely scared to offend his trans fans by mentioning it. Cringed hard at "yespeople"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >men's make up brand
      And people will still claim this dude isn't a gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. It's not like Cody couldn't have fired back with something better than he did.

      Maybe. He just. Isn't. That. Good.

      Cody is really bad on the mic

      rocksuckers are boilin' tonight

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. It's not like Cody couldn't have fired back with something better than he did.

      Maybe. He just. Isn't. That. Good.

      Dwayne is absolutely not going to let someone frick up his endorsements for a fricking wrestling promo lmao

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. It's not like Cody couldn't have fired back with something better than he did.

      Maybe. He just. Isn't. That. Good.

      You're both moronic. His businesses would've been off-limits, because any negative mentions would affect their value.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That still doesn’t mean anything to the point of Cody could’ve said anything else but felt he had to resort to crying about booking and reminding the audience of character roles (clap for me and boo The Rock guys!). It feels like a desperation or frustration move.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          worked.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make-up brand? It’s soap/deodorant/tattoo lotion. Please take a shower.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DJ gonna start shilling penis cream to cure LDS now. It's a prime carny move to get that sweet dicklet money!
      Drain The wiener Johnson.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember when they tried to make Rock/Austin 2 about Debra? shit build doesn't always kill the match

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That match fricking sucked. People only remember it because of My Way

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Horrible take. That match is loaded with some of the best storytelling in wrestling history and is basically a career retrospective for Austin up to that point.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is moronic specially considering everyone in the locker room knows the rock doesn't have a small penis

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes he does
      http://web.archive.org/web/20010224072738/http://ring-rats.com/rock.htm

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he does not enjoy oral sex
        grim

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The small dick jab was just something Cody said because he had nothing else he could say so he went with the one thing he could say about anybody.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he went with the one thing he could say about anybody.
        So what you are saying is that Cody has a massive penis?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How tf did anon gather any of that out of what was said lmao

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >One thing Cody could say that he could say about everyone
            >that thing is small penis
            The only way that this is logically consistent is if the Codemeister dickmogs the entire WWE lockeroom. Which I am inclined to believe since he exclusively fricks black women and they all love him.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Cody has a massive penis?
          Someone post the pic

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Listen they don't call him Chodey for nothin

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What if like Boogie Nights Cody just whips his dick out and it's like halfway down his leg. And he's like bruh you think I give a shit bout your IG disses I got a tripod

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you kidding? The Rock has a notoriously small penis. It was a joke back in the AE. Rats talk and The Rock fricked a lot of rats

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh wow lol so all this time all this "easy big fella" talk was bullshit and Cody is hitting him right where it hurts?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does Cody know about Rocks wiener?

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seff's "diarrhea dwayne" comment didnt help either

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cody is really bad on the mic

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You just know Rocks gonna hit him with "this white boy is seriously saying a black man has a small penis? Projection you little white boy b***h

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rock isn't black

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Who is Rocky Johnson?

        Rock is half black and half Samoan. How are we not with this program in 2024?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Rock is half black and half Samoan.
          He's half-Canadian and half-Samoan

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Grim

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well this makes the Toronto promo a little awkward

            Also
            >Black Canadians don't exist

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not only that, his dad was a Black LOYALIST Canadian with some Irish blood in him while his mother was the adopted daughter of the Maivia guy who was the pact brother of the Anoai family head. The Rock is not American nor Anoai.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you saying Rocky Johnson wasn't a black man?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He was mixed race, mostly Sub-Saharian African but mixed.
            Plus he was Canadian, not USAtian.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't ask if he was African specifically or about his nationality. Is Rocky Johnson black? Simply.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, he is a mongrel

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A ton of people are mish mash of various lineages though. Is the point here that only people that are pure blooded Africans with pure blooded African ancestors can be considered black? This is such crazy conversation if I'm not missing anything here lol.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's a weird discussion. Basically Indians (dot, not feather) heard Cody Rhodes make a joke about The Rock having a small dick. Something Cody probably didn't even think about that much at the time he said it since he is trying to promo battle probably the greatest promo guy the business has ever scene while wearing the handcuffs of his face role

            There is an absolute insane amount of seethe and cope over the whole little dick syndrome comment, something that Cody has used a bunch of time in both his personal and public lives. He probably doesn't think it is a big deal because by all accounts from multiple locker rooms and even Brandi herself Cody is extremely well endowed. In his real life he probably just sees it like telling a normal person telling someone on reddit they need to take a shower

            However, for some fricking reason, Indians (dot, not feather) have collectively (700 million men) chosen to adopt Roman Reigns as their spirit animal to the point where something said about Roman is as if it was said about them

            So when Cody just threw out that remark as a little bit of shade to buy sometime while he tried to think of what to say next all 700 million Indian men decided that was a dig at them personally

            So now we have Pajeets arguing the the mutt Dwayne Johnson, son of the mutt Rocky Johnson, is some how some BBC icon despite basically every backstage and rat story from the 90s saying he has a needle dick. At the same time we have (I guess white or latino guys?) saying that the mutt Cody Rhodes's reportedly large dick is somehow about them or something

            I don't know, it is a lot of little dick energy from everyone who isn't named Cody Rhodes tonight.
            But yeah you either are something or you aren't something. If you are White you are White. If you are Black you are Black. If you are a mix of anything you are not the things you are mixed from, you are something else. In the English language the words we use to describe that state are mutt or mongrel

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cody's not white

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you one of those 'one-drop' morons? I can see why your canaanite ancestors got left behind and turned into a different people entirely

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do I really have to be the one to say "Just look at him and tell me he's not black".

            Yeah fricking Kyrie Irving and his fricking mini fro isn't black either he's just an Australian with a tan.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Australian aborigines are the real blacks you racist, they're the most direct relatives to the creators of every black race on planet earth you bigot

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I’m sorry. You’re a very special snowflake and you’re so brave for respirating.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            turn your monitor on, you're not standing in front of your mirror affirming yourself

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            LOL yeah okay anon whatever you say

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're still weeping uncontrollably about this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cody is confirmed to sexually satisfy women with his BWC
      >Rock will not have sex with black women out of fear of not being able to satisfy them with his tiny samoan schlong
      Cody is blacker than the Rock.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        On what planet is Brandy black, that b***h looks like a burnt cracker

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >burnt cracker
          clever compliment for a br*wnoid

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who's got the Microchimerism meme

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cody is a gusano

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because it is going to be really funny when he tries and Attitude Era guys that aint never getting legends deals like Val Venis, Lance Storm, and Jericho all mock him for being a dicklet while even the guys over at AEW acknowledge that Cody has a massive dick.

      Like I know you probably don't watch any Elite stuff, but back when they were over in NJPW they made an entire series of BTE videos about how Cody's dick is way too big for a White guy.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did CAWdy even mention Rock being on the cover of the gay magazine? Did he even ask Rock how unhung men cope?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is loosing at Mania 1000%

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >LDS
    >LDS
    >LDS
    >LDS

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >literally threatens to beat him in front of his Mom and give her the belt he beat Cody with
    >rambles for 20 mins and call his dick small
    Cody shouldve chewed Rock out but instead all he sas his "i like your mom :)"

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did we go from this to diarrhea and penis sizes? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEh0FCYw3Dk&pp=ygUVbXkgd2F5IG9yIHRoZSBoaWdod2F5

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That feud was literally about MUH DEBRA and was equally as shit for the build up.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was expecting better from the codester tbh, "le small dick" insult is literally a feminist comeback to losing argument.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Bro that can't be real

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ‘fraid not

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jfc its real
        No wonder women are so creeped out by Indian men and why Indian men are basically all rapists. There are 700 million of these baby dicked motherfrickers out there and they are trying to take over the world.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >times of India
        Buried by their own people

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What’s with his cadence? Is he trying to recote a Shakespeare play?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A true Shakespearian play would sound like rhythmically rhyming pirates.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I HAVE TO FINITH YOUR PENITH
    Wrestling has more than one gay wrestler....

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow it's almost as if The Rock v Roman was the correct choice. Smarks once again ruined everything.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nobody wants another year of coconut theater, but we'll probably get it regardless because that company will never stop sucking off those little dicked Samoans now that Dwayne has his foot in the door

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The promo would've been alright if his voice wasn't so beta and if he actually delivered his promo in a charismatic way. The content wasn't actually that bad.
    I still like Cody though. He's my favorite midcarder.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What did you expect from an unironic redditor

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dicklet detected

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The absolute state of OP

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Us big penis chads are having a laugh while all the tiny pee pee rocky fans shit and piss themselves in anger

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You Black folk have been seething for 14 hours straight. This stopped being funny and has become embarassing since now I have to accept that there are this many people on the board who legit have micro penises. You have exposed the business that wrestling is for small dicked nerds who are so low IQ that the can't evem shut up and pretend they don't have babydicks.

    This is legit embarassing and I don't want to be ascociated with you all dicklets

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cody's not white

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. seething trannoid is mad that people are not accepting his LGBTQ+ hero

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Having a micro pee pee is closer to being a troony than doing a carny shot with a flag. There are a lot of triggered tiny dick havers around these parts. Turning Troon would probably make their lives better. They already have a clit between their legs and have probably been tampered with in the israeli ritualistic style. If you have a teeny tiny cut up pecker just grab a Swiss Army knife and holler Wutang and finish the job.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >seething troon writes a blogpost about dicks
          starting to miss your willy huh?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you're too invested in this shit. Cody has no idea who you are and doesn't give a shit if you run defense for him online.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    e drones went on deranged rants all week for ospreay vs. danielson having a story of “i want to see who is the better wrestler”

    meanwhile the MAIN EVENT OF MANIA feud is “my big fat penis is HUGE compared to your little quivering samoan wiener”

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      grim

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >my big fat penis is HUGE compared to your little quivering samoan wiener
      Is this true?

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dicklet Dwayne marks have been crying nonstop LMAO

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WHOOP THAT TRICK
    >WHOOP THAT TRICK
    >WHOOP THAT TRICK

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My girlfriend calls me Microsoft.
    I take it as a compliment, it's such a huge, virile, powerful company.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s amazing how the Men’s division basically became the Divas division over the course of the last 8ish years.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rocky crybaby's seeithing

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Little Dwayne Syndrome" would've sounded better.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CAWdy is just getting exposed. You could have put anyone into his spot and the anticipation and heat for last year's match would have been the same. He's a pinch upper-midcarder at best and that's what he always will be. Trips is a moron who never should have had him win the Rumble twice in a row.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hard disagree that you could put anyone in his spot. His shoot story of being the WWE reject that built himself back up from the indies to NJPW to AEW is a legitimately cool story. He is 100% getting exposed as not as great as he thinks he is though.

      Rock is lowkey putting Cody through the school of hard knocks. Go toe to toe with 51 year old Rock 20 years past his prime. At LEAST prove you can hang with me as a geriatric and you'll earn the respect/prove you're ready to be the top babyface you so desperately crave to be.

      And Cody is at least partially getting exposed. It's like. If you're in the prime of your career and you're fighting for your life against a 51 year old semi-retired Rock even if you have a good exchange or two do you really fricking win or is it kind of fricking telling that you're struggling to keep up with The Rock that hasn't really been The Rock since like before he left wrestling completely for Hollywood in 2004? Same goes for Cena but less so because was 10 years ago now. It looks even worse right now because Rock will be 60 actual fricking years old before we know it and he's son'ing the top babyface and heel of the company.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fair points, anon

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CINEMA

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dustin cut a better promo on Twitter than Cody did, and it only took Dustin 3 words.
    I don't know what's wrong with Cody. He's phoning it in, but why. He's not that excited for the greatest match of his career so far, why.
    Even if he was told he's not getting the belt, he's a businessman and he knows how wrestling works. Surely he's not such a self-mark that he's a debbie-downer over this.
    The people expect fire from Cody and what they get is a vestige of ember from last night's BBQ.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This has to be one of the worst builds going into a Wrestlemania ever

    People have been saying this every year for a decade. Who started main eventing a decade ago?

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    slop

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >41 hours of dicklet rage
    Based Codemeister really got them steamin

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one asked for the title of your biopic

  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    brandy co-wrote that spitfire of a promo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gotta run back who told you tonight was open mic night b***h? next

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