110 goals left to 1k

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is nuts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's like, two seasons, maybe three. Totally doable

      NUTS

      >No nagging wife, if Georgina makes one wrong move she's out
      >No annoying children, Jr. seems /strongmind/ as frick already
      >Grief from a lost child turned into strength
      >32 goals in the league alone this season already
      Not just doable, he's unironically going to do it.

      He has 5 more games this season. If he can squeeze out 2 goals per game, thats only 100 goals remaining. He hasnt said a word about retiring this season, so he's playing the next one. If he has a similar season to this one, its only going to be ~50 more goals to 1000.
      You really think a player like Ronaldo would quit at that point and deny himself the MILLENIUM GOAL? We got at least 2 more seasons with this homie.

      Are you all meming or do you morons really believe that moving to the Indian third division to
      >score sum fackin goals
      still counts?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's just memes m8 lighten up. penaldo will be playing sunday league at 60 and still claiming his goals count towards his record.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn’t matter. Ronaldo will do anything for that 1000. He’ll be playing until he’s 45

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        now say it without crying

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        seethe and cope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's literally one guy with a VPN

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This. He needs to be institutionalized under professional care. We have a similar one that shits up /mlb/ and /nfl/ constantly

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he cute

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    actually he needs 1001 to surpass Pele

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >533 goals in 10 appearance
      i kneel......

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Silly of him to retire when he was in that kind of form

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pele has more than 1200 tbh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1200? What do you mean Pele only has 1300 goals? You forgot to count his games in favela pick up games to his 1400 goal tally. Yeah Ronaldo is still far away from breaking Pele's 1500 goal record haha.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        actually he needs 1001 to surpass Pele

        Erwin Helmchen has more than Pele

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And he didn't do it against
    >Bolivian coast guard
    >Juventus de Paulistaville
    >Cuba's U16 NT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Estonian's boy scouts
      > Luxembourg's Pensioner Club
      > Andorran Hill Farmer's League
      "Non friendly matches" btw

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        seethe

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot Al-Shawarma and Al-Bundy

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TSUUUUUUUU

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's like, two seasons, maybe three. Totally doable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No nagging wife, if Georgina makes one wrong move she's out
      >No annoying children, Jr. seems /strongmind/ as frick already
      >Grief from a lost child turned into strength
      >32 goals in the league alone this season already
      Not just doable, he's unironically going to do it.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NUTS

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He has 5 more games this season. If he can squeeze out 2 goals per game, thats only 100 goals remaining. He hasnt said a word about retiring this season, so he's playing the next one. If he has a similar season to this one, its only going to be ~50 more goals to 1000.
    You really think a player like Ronaldo would quit at that point and deny himself the MILLENIUM GOAL? We got at least 2 more seasons with this homie.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget euro 2024, more goals for sure

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only real thing that could stop him is an injury tbh.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at least he'll finally retire after that twitter post that no doubt will get like 3 million likes

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    100 to san marino

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    really hope the 1000th goal wont be scored in a desert shithole
    even the US or some chink country would be better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mentions the USA
      Are you aware of the prophecy? In a bit over two years he’ll be at 999 goals. He’s in the USA. The crowd goes silent as he approaches the ball to take the free kick.

      The 1000th wins Portugal the World Cup.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The crowd goes silent as he approaches the ball to take the free kick.
        *penalty

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1k what?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not happening

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Read

      He has 5 more games this season. If he can squeeze out 2 goals per game, thats only 100 goals remaining. He hasnt said a word about retiring this season, so he's playing the next one. If he has a similar season to this one, its only going to be ~50 more goals to 1000.
      You really think a player like Ronaldo would quit at that point and deny himself the MILLENIUM GOAL? We got at least 2 more seasons with this homie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's assuming he maintains his level despite already being in decline and has no injuries.
        He's 39, and has been pushing himself harder than anyone for longer than anyone, he's gonna break down any second now.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >doubting the goat
          he is addicted to fitness

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fitness dick in his ass

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thats what they've been saying ever since he joined Juventus.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another perfectly hetero soccer thread

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tha GOAT

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    some might ask: "why always shirtless photo?"
    And I can't really explain this thing..

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many cup victories does he have? how many wc wins?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      .

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How many goals against countries bigger than 200000 km2?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Forget about those milestones. He has zero goals in the knockout stages of the WC

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are countless of world cup winners out there. But not a single person has ever achieved 1000 career goals that follow the IFFHS criteria. We also have footage of every single one of his goals, unlike others who claim military division goals to their tally.
        1000 career goals is a legendary achievement in football. Imagine being the first person in over 200 years of this sport to achieve that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >There are countless of world cup winners out there
          Yeah, but Penaldo isn't one of them. Lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >There are countless of world cup winners out there
          so he is worse than countless players? got it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No it just means its a bad metric. By your logic a player like Kevin Großkreuz is better than Maldini, Cruijff, Zico, Puskas, etc.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Grosskreutz is definitely elite. My man can can play in every position known to man

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is that good?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the mentally ill bringing up messi
    trained like dogs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this moron is seething about messi in over 10 threads and writing antonella NTR fanfics as we speak and he calls other people mentally ill

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to South Korean 2nd Division 44 years young Ronaldo!

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