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this is nuts
Are you all meming or do you morons really believe that moving to the Indian third division to
>score sum fackin goals
still counts?
it's just memes m8 lighten up. penaldo will be playing sunday league at 60 and still claiming his goals count towards his record.
It doesn’t matter. Ronaldo will do anything for that 1000. He’ll be playing until he’s 45
now say it without crying
seethe and cope
it's literally one guy with a VPN
This. He needs to be institutionalized under professional care. We have a similar one that shits up /mlb/ and /nfl/ constantly
he cute
actually he needs 1001 to surpass Pele
>533 goals in 10 appearance
i kneel......
Silly of him to retire when he was in that kind of form
Pele has more than 1200 tbh
1200? What do you mean Pele only has 1300 goals? You forgot to count his games in favela pick up games to his 1400 goal tally. Yeah Ronaldo is still far away from breaking Pele's 1500 goal record haha.
Erwin Helmchen has more than Pele
And he didn't do it against
>Bolivian coast guard
>Juventus de Paulistaville
>Cuba's U16 NT
> Estonian's boy scouts
> Luxembourg's Pensioner Club
> Andorran Hill Farmer's League
"Non friendly matches" btw
seethe
You forgot Al-Shawarma and Al-Bundy
TSUUUUUUUU
That's like, two seasons, maybe three. Totally doable
>No nagging wife, if Georgina makes one wrong move she's out
>No annoying children, Jr. seems /strongmind/ as frick already
>Grief from a lost child turned into strength
>32 goals in the league alone this season already
Not just doable, he's unironically going to do it.
NUTS
He has 5 more games this season. If he can squeeze out 2 goals per game, thats only 100 goals remaining. He hasnt said a word about retiring this season, so he's playing the next one. If he has a similar season to this one, its only going to be ~50 more goals to 1000.
You really think a player like Ronaldo would quit at that point and deny himself the MILLENIUM GOAL? We got at least 2 more seasons with this homie.
Don't forget euro 2024, more goals for sure
The only real thing that could stop him is an injury tbh.
at least he'll finally retire after that twitter post that no doubt will get like 3 million likes
100 to san marino
really hope the 1000th goal wont be scored in a desert shithole
even the US or some chink country would be better
>mentions the USA
Are you aware of the prophecy? In a bit over two years he’ll be at 999 goals. He’s in the USA. The crowd goes silent as he approaches the ball to take the free kick.
The 1000th wins Portugal the World Cup.
>The crowd goes silent as he approaches the ball to take the free kick.
*penalty
1k what?
Not happening
Read
That's assuming he maintains his level despite already being in decline and has no injuries.
He's 39, and has been pushing himself harder than anyone for longer than anyone, he's gonna break down any second now.
>doubting the goat
he is addicted to fitness
Fitness dick in his ass
Thats what they've been saying ever since he joined Juventus.
Another perfectly hetero soccer thread
Tha GOAT
some might ask: "why always shirtless photo?"
And I can't really explain this thing..
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
how many cup victories does he have? how many wc wins?
.
How many goals against countries bigger than 200000 km2?
Forget about those milestones. He has zero goals in the knockout stages of the WC
There are countless of world cup winners out there. But not a single person has ever achieved 1000 career goals that follow the IFFHS criteria. We also have footage of every single one of his goals, unlike others who claim military division goals to their tally.
1000 career goals is a legendary achievement in football. Imagine being the first person in over 200 years of this sport to achieve that.
>There are countless of world cup winners out there
Yeah, but Penaldo isn't one of them. Lmao
>There are countless of world cup winners out there
so he is worse than countless players? got it
No it just means its a bad metric. By your logic a player like Kevin Großkreuz is better than Maldini, Cruijff, Zico, Puskas, etc.
Grosskreutz is definitely elite. My man can can play in every position known to man
Is that good?
>the mentally ill bringing up messi
trained like dogs
this moron is seething about messi in over 10 threads and writing antonella NTR fanfics as we speak and he calls other people mentally ill
Welcome to South Korean 2nd Division 44 years young Ronaldo!