A literal muppet is unironically more attractive than 90% of the Marigold roster. Is Rossy purposefully hiring unattractive women for his promotion? Why?
A literal muppet is unironically more attractive than 90% of the Marigold roster.
A literal muppet is unironically more attractive than 90% of the Marigold roster. Is Rossy purposefully hiring unattractive women for his promotion? Why?
Denise Salcedo is an ugly pig. She barely passes as a female let alone be prettier than any biological female from any wrestling promotion out there
Maybe to you Hotwheels-sama
why do you want me to frick this puppet so badly
It was funny when someone said the face looks like Skye Blue. Because it's uncanny. But the more this thing gets posted yeah. I'm with this anon. Keep your fetish to yourself man
god forbid an anon try something new
show me her six breasts or frick off
Kek
jesus christ
What is your obsession with this Muppet?
homies simp for anything on this board smdh
virgin
>you don't simp for a puppet???? VIRGIN
the absolute state of sexless mf's on this board
did you get rejected bro?
>sexless
>simping for a puppet
You're still just using your hand at the end of the day man
You ever imagine what it'd feel like for a muppet like that to give you a blowjob, with like the puppeteer voice/miming it and gripping your wiener from inside the mouth and everything?
Hmm
It'd just feel like felt man. Two felt covered ends pinching your dick between them. It ain't gonna be good
Yeah but it's not the same without the puppeteer handjob behind the blowjob, along with them voicing the slurps and gags. Envision the whole presentation, especially if it's by a professional who puppets a major character and has been doing so for a long time.
It's still just a felt puppet bro. It doesn't have a throat. Or lips. That shit is all felt. It's not even going to be a handjob because you're not getting the hand. You're just getting the two felt covered mouth parts. Might want to just leave this one as a fantasy because that shit sound super disappointing
Aren't there any ventriloquist prostitutes in your area?
How do you find out such a thing?
You put it in as a request with a regular prostitute, usually they'll be glad they don't have to do real work.
you can literally just go frick a puppet bro, there are no laws against it
what is this? not a joke what is its name and what does it do in relation to wrestling?
I forget the characters name but there was a based newer Muppets show on tv for a while and that's where it came from. Absolutely frick all to do with wrestling. Unless you consider all piggies edrones in which case
uh sauce on the muppet? guys i really need to goon my cumcannon
jerk my chicken if you will.
pull my pork if you must
spank the monkey if i do so declare
uooooooooooooh erotic muppet player!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Burn in hell furgay
The answer is simple, Tossie is an idiot!
are Chucky and Cookie in the 10%?
I don't think that OP is a furgay, his gimmick seems to be that a muppet is more attractive than a good number of womeme wrestlers
Her name is Denise the Pig, so it started with him saying that Denise the Pig is hotter than Denise Salcedo