>all tennis players are bisexual
Is this movie accurate, sportically speaking?
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>all tennis players are bisexual
Is this movie accurate, sportically speaking?
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I don't know.
I have never even heard of a female tennis coach, not even at bush league
let a lone a black female coach
neither actually, that's weird
i guess they often retire into motherhood? i could see serena or someone becoming a coach in 10 years maybe
Conchita Martínez was Mugu's coach
Andy Murray had one for a while, I forget her name but she was a former French player
Amelie Mauresmo but SCAM is also a virtue signalling beta cuck.
that's a man
Mauresmo coached Murray
Yeeeeeahhh upwardly mobile white guys with top tier genetics debasing themselves to compete for the love of zendaya and also buck broken to the point of being homosexuals frick man you just can't help but love hollywood
i remember being like 6 and watching that "I just want to say hello" clip about a guy exerting his being with all he had in a tennis match to impress this woman in the audience and then he somehow wins the match and at the end she just leaves with a blakc guy. what can I even say? i love america
I think that was a music video
Martin Solveig is French
Why do white racial politics matter to you at all, Pedro?
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As-salamu alaykum dear friend have you done your prayers today?
>sports movie
>let's have two dudes frick each other lol
not watching
This. I've seen enough soccer movies as it is
They don't even frick they just make out and fondle each other for her enjoyment.
no cum kiss no watch
jesus christ why are you still watching movies
Oh thats boring
>From halle berry to zendeya
Wtf is ~~*their*~~ problem? Stop casting uggos
Why not put her name cent(re)er? And the respective actors on each side...jesus christ..Anyone who has anything could do that.
lead always goes on the left
because we read left to right, so you read her name first, didn’t you?
Billing goes left to right, top to bottom. In rare cases of stars being picky about it they have some tricks like pic related
zendaya is not attractive and i'm tired of not saying it
Yeah and when you google what the obsession with her is the answer comes back that she didn’t get uppity when some fashion police called her out for wearing ugly ass braids. I seriously don’t understand why that is still relevant but she has become mainstream.
Who wrote this crap? Is this 50 shades fan fiction?
I think she is
I’m bisexual I like to frick guys and gals! Maybe I should play tennis!
It's a loose remake of Y Tu Mama Tambien.
American productions are just catching up. Like I don't think mainstream audiences in the US would've enjoyed a movie with bisexual male themes in 2001 unless it was played up as a joke
God you people do? Who is the bisexual male icon in Mexico?
We prefer our homosexuality latent, thank you very much.
>catching up
more like catching down, all the way to hell
I worked with a tennis coach who had an accident and he said all the female tennis players frick eachother all the time
I mean, it's a Guadagnino movie kek
>Guadagnino
>Born in Palermo in 1971 to an Italian father originally from Canicattì (in the province of Agrigento), Gino Guadagnino, and an Algerian mother, Alia Boutaher, he lived in Ethiopia until the age of six, before returning with his family in the Sicilian capital
Tell me Sicily isn't africa one more time
Sicilian culture is literally what everyone knows italian culture for.
Without them you’re soulless
Maybe on planet moron
imagine zendaya getting gaped by tiafoe
>cant have real close up picture of zendindu on the posters because of her ugly monkey hair
kek'd
I heard this was based on a true story of Emma raducanu getting gangbanged, except the guys were black and homeless
>wearing a cross necklace in the middle of a a bisexuality threesome
This bawd is dead to me
It's based on Raducanu's personal life
raducanu is a virgin
>this is cruel intentions for zoomers
absolutely grim
seriously what the frick was the spaghetti thinking? "haha I'll replace Reese Witherspoon with another thirsty dude willing to homosexual up for a whiff of Zendaya's pussy haha"
isnt it just another version of Les Liaisons dangereuses?
No it's Y Tu Mamá También for zoomers
>all tennis players are bisexual
that's hot but only for women
Men are even more bisexual than women
No, they're just autistic, every single one of them.
the movie is a great view on greed and the bivalent state of greed and competetivness in life even more so the dating world. The play on a tinder "match" is also the only reason this uses tennis. The sport does not matter for the film really.
then i'll just watch some twilight hardcore porno
disingenuous advertising i'd say
the movie is rarely named accordingly if called a porno. It is a really well done criticism on the ultra individualized space especially young people encounter growing up mainly driven by greed examplified by influencers and tinder being the de-facto route to romantic relationships. In this world the 3rd person or community is lost and the Individuum lives only in contact with the abstract followers in a bivalent state. There is no chance of threesome like in the movie the result in this world is only that of total control, ultimate greed and therefor the bivalent state.
I'm a tennis player. I love wiener sucking and ass fricking and the idea of sex with w*men makes me vomit so it's not accurate, sportically speaking.
I haven't watched a single movie made after 2010