>all tennis players are bisexual

>all tennis players are bisexual
Is this movie accurate, sportically speaking?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have never even heard of a female tennis coach, not even at bush league

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      let a lone a black female coach

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      neither actually, that's weird
      i guess they often retire into motherhood? i could see serena or someone becoming a coach in 10 years maybe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Conchita Martínez was Mugu's coach

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Andy Murray had one for a while, I forget her name but she was a former French player

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Amelie Mauresmo but SCAM is also a virtue signalling beta cuck.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mauresmo coached Murray

          that's a man

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mauresmo coached Murray

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeeeeeahhh upwardly mobile white guys with top tier genetics debasing themselves to compete for the love of zendaya and also buck broken to the point of being homosexuals frick man you just can't help but love hollywood

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i remember being like 6 and watching that "I just want to say hello" clip about a guy exerting his being with all he had in a tennis match to impress this woman in the audience and then he somehow wins the match and at the end she just leaves with a blakc guy. what can I even say? i love america

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think that was a music video

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Martin Solveig is French

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do white racial politics matter to you at all, Pedro?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >tf
        >tp

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >tf
          >tp
          As-salamu alaykum dear friend have you done your prayers today?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sports movie
    >let's have two dudes frick each other lol
    not watching

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. I've seen enough soccer movies as it is

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't even frick they just make out and fondle each other for her enjoyment.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no cum kiss no watch

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        jesus christ why are you still watching movies

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh thats boring

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >From halle berry to zendeya

    Wtf is ~~*their*~~ problem? Stop casting uggos

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not put her name cent(re)er? And the respective actors on each side...jesus christ..Anyone who has anything could do that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lead always goes on the left

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because we read left to right, so you read her name first, didn’t you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Billing goes left to right, top to bottom. In rare cases of stars being picky about it they have some tricks like pic related

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zendaya is not attractive and i'm tired of not saying it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah and when you google what the obsession with her is the answer comes back that she didn’t get uppity when some fashion police called her out for wearing ugly ass braids. I seriously don’t understand why that is still relevant but she has become mainstream.

      They don't even frick they just make out and fondle each other for her enjoyment.

      Who wrote this crap? Is this 50 shades fan fiction?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think she is

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m bisexual I like to frick guys and gals! Maybe I should play tennis!

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a loose remake of Y Tu Mama Tambien.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      American productions are just catching up. Like I don't think mainstream audiences in the US would've enjoyed a movie with bisexual male themes in 2001 unless it was played up as a joke

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        God you people do? Who is the bisexual male icon in Mexico?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We prefer our homosexuality latent, thank you very much.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >catching up
        more like catching down, all the way to hell

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I worked with a tennis coach who had an accident and he said all the female tennis players frick eachother all the time

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, it's a Guadagnino movie kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Guadagnino
      >Born in Palermo in 1971 to an Italian father originally from Canicattì (in the province of Agrigento), Gino Guadagnino, and an Algerian mother, Alia Boutaher, he lived in Ethiopia until the age of six, before returning with his family in the Sicilian capital
      Tell me Sicily isn't africa one more time

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sicilian culture is literally what everyone knows italian culture for.
        Without them you’re soulless

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe on planet moron

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine zendaya getting gaped by tiafoe

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cant have real close up picture of zendindu on the posters because of her ugly monkey hair
    kek'd

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard this was based on a true story of Emma raducanu getting gangbanged, except the guys were black and homeless

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wearing a cross necklace in the middle of a a bisexuality threesome
    This bawd is dead to me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's based on Raducanu's personal life

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        raducanu is a virgin

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this is cruel intentions for zoomers
    absolutely grim

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      seriously what the frick was the spaghetti thinking? "haha I'll replace Reese Witherspoon with another thirsty dude willing to homosexual up for a whiff of Zendaya's pussy haha"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >this is cruel intentions for zoomers
        absolutely grim

        isnt it just another version of Les Liaisons dangereuses?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No it's Y Tu Mamá También for zoomers

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all tennis players are bisexual
    that's hot but only for women

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Men are even more bisexual than women

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, they're just autistic, every single one of them.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the movie is a great view on greed and the bivalent state of greed and competetivness in life even more so the dating world. The play on a tinder "match" is also the only reason this uses tennis. The sport does not matter for the film really.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      then i'll just watch some twilight hardcore porno
      disingenuous advertising i'd say

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the movie is rarely named accordingly if called a porno. It is a really well done criticism on the ultra individualized space especially young people encounter growing up mainly driven by greed examplified by influencers and tinder being the de-facto route to romantic relationships. In this world the 3rd person or community is lost and the Individuum lives only in contact with the abstract followers in a bivalent state. There is no chance of threesome like in the movie the result in this world is only that of total control, ultimate greed and therefor the bivalent state.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a tennis player. I love wiener sucking and ass fricking and the idea of sex with w*men makes me vomit so it's not accurate, sportically speaking.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't watched a single movie made after 2010

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