>Back on the New Japan Road shows already
>New T-Shirts and banners made for him
So, he's actually fully signed with New Japan now, right? Now we're stuck with this shitter.
>Back on the New Japan Road shows already. >New T-Shirts and banners made for him
They're just maximally cashing in on him fast because they know it's not going to be very long before people get bored of a tweeting about sushi gimmick
Hope this dude is just a fad that quickly dies out. He sucks.
Lots of signs of his on the crowd today, though.
white people are really ugly
Front page of the shop is selling Alex Zayne chopsticks
Meanwhile they already added a t-shirt and a sports towel. Oh, and socks.
>Get the stolen socks back!
>Alex Zane's first socks are ready!
>At the request of player Zayne, the socks stolen by El Phantasmo are now available as a new original item!
>Designed with gorgeous embroidery in his image color red.
Jesus. They milking this dude.
based sauce getting fujo dimes
this
How can you do this to me Kitto? How could you betray my trust like that?
who's he going to SAUCE next now that he's back in Japan
He had his eyes on Mina, Hazuki and Maika last time he was there
I must've missed the Hazuki tweet
I saw the Mina pudding one and Maika with her magazine
Hazuki tweeted a picture of food and he commented on it
As long as she didn't reply back, we're safe.
you just FINNA KNOW
It's a cute shirt design. Looks like the official logo of some cult classic fast food chain from Osaka you never heard of before.
Much better than the garbage that unofficial pro wrestling t-shirt sellers in Japan were already selling back in the BOSJ. Pic related.
Oof
Why is he FRICKING A TACO?
it'a WRASTLING
He's driving a taco
that's a piledriver!
Vibrant looking dude who does a few flips, is sort of big and seems like a nice guy. He's going to be massively over in Japan.
He has socks? Damn
That one is better than the official one.
>That one is better than the official one.
cringe
what is his gimmick? that he likes hamburgers and shit moustaches?
A weaboo tourist. Seriously
He seemed to be smiling so much during the main event, I think he just really enjoys what's going on, power to the lad and I am glad others like him
I feel happy for the dude, but pretty sad for all of us who have to watch him now.
Why didn't Yuta get this over bros?
cuz AEWist forced pushed him
Zanye got a likeable gimmick, Yuta's gimmick doesn't fit him that much he was better as the best friends loveable pin eater
Dude is constantly getting pops in America. Think he will take that than working japan to actually get a modicum of momentum
He was the worst guy on the show most nights and got mogged by green young lions, anon.
Couldn't even find a baseline connection with the Jap crowd despite a headstart by sharing blood with them lol.
it’s been over a month since the tournament ended you can let him leave your heads now
>Replying to someone else that brought him up means he's in my head
you’re encouraging it so yes he’s still in your head
Guess I live in your head rent free since you're replying to me, then.
yuta is great in the ring just bland promo and the tough guy gimmick isn't a good fit
Doesn't have a wacky look. Simple as.
cope
He's bland
Akira doesn't have a wacky look either and he was more over than Yuta.
Unironically just a matter of time until he's an actual sponsor of Japanese Taco Bell
This is happening. They've been sharing his posts on social media and asked him about what a custom meal under his name would be.
I knew it
Swerve wrestled circles around this dude at that ROH ppv
thats buddy matthews stupid brother
Just watched and man that boy sold a lot of towels.
zayne is great, the problem is you have too many cruiserweight guys in new japan now especially gaijins
>the problem is you have too many cruiserweight guys in new japan now especially gaijins
That's why I'm so bummed Coughlin got injured, he'd be such a breath of fresh air in NJPW proper
But Coughlin is a cruiserweight
Nah.
>That's why I'm so bummed Coughlin got injured,
hear me out. maybe he should stop doing these power moves.
Then there'd be no point in Coughlin existing.
I like the guy, but he doesn't need to Gotch lift every fat frick in the business
It's his gimmick. Injuries happen to other people too.
Yuta fell right into the Jap uncanny valley. He looks like them, so he doesn't have any exotic look that stands out to them. But he can't speak Japanese, so he's a foreigner anyways. Literally the worst of both worlds.
And he's a bland green wrestler that got hyped up by the trannies as the second coming of Christ. He never had a shot.
Meant for
This dude is absolutely awful. Might be the most generic indy shitter in all of wrestling right now along with Blake Christian.
So his gimmick is that he's gay?
Gay Pirate that really loves Taco Bell
Gamechads taking over Japan
What a gay
KWAB
>So popular in Japan he actually gets a decent looking Ribera
what happened to lance archer
He transitioned. But also, he'll be at the G1.