>be Tom Brady
>6'4
>athletic
>super rich
>super famous
>attracts hot supermodel
>still gets cheated on
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>be Tom Brady. >6'4. >athletic. >super rich. >super famous. >attracts hot supermodel
Hard to feel bad for Brady when he got a girl pregnant and left her
he still gets cheated on tho, theres no hope for us Fhiteers if the top 1% males is not enough for these b***hes
Honestly if you're an athlete who makes a lot of money I would almost expect the odds of you getting cheated on to be higher than normal
the women get better but so does the social circle and men you hang around, of course it does unless you chain them to the house. this only works if you're Tom Brady wooing some random 7/10 townie girl that's never been around anyone like you
His wife was a post wall old hag. He should have just married an 18 year old girl he met in church club or the library and have multiple children with her.
quintessential berkay post
I don't know what that means, but if you are implying i'm a turk, why would i want a church gf? Stupid moron.
he didn’t abandon the kid though
Moynahan>Bundchen fr
that said Brady is literally autistic and only cares about football so it's no surprise Giselle felt unappreciated/alone/whatever
Yeah the problem was he somehow found a way to date a girl who was richer than him lol
Sudden weight loss.
Aids?
Nobody's got aids! I never wanna hear that word in this thread again!
All of these movie stars, athletes, musicians, etc. are just rich simps. They’re the biggest marks. Zero game and sexual psychology IQ.
>you have to spend years studying psychology and manipulation to have a relationship
Everyone thinks youre a freak
you get no b***hes
did gisele actually cheat? thought it was a rumor
she was confirmed to have gotten gaped by bbc
got a source for that, Florjan?
>attracts hot supermodel
She's ugly as frick
Women use sex as a weapon you moron. They will frick a dude in a wheelchair to get back at you.
>be in a wheelchair
>get endless sloppy seconds
only 1 of those is looks related moron
Brady is a nonce he doesn't care
>athletic
>be Tom Brady
>invest in English soccer club
>they get relegated
K W A B
Yeah mate, Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen are just like you and your potential girlfriend. So are Will smith and Jada Smith, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard and other celebrity couples. Their relationship troubles are just like ones your average people face. It's over, you should stay single and die alone.
*copies Ryan Reynolds to play Football Manager irl*
*team gets relegated*
Giselle looks like an ugly man, she isn't hot, especially now
My gf has a fetish for me getting other women pregnant so if I had Brady level success I would be good to go. The only problem is, I’m poor haha.
my wife is literally a cuckquean. she enjoys watching me frick another girl. had like 7 girlfriends while married.
Frickin loser blackpill scum should frick off this board.
Top 1% is bullshit be your own man and worry about yourself
Guy's gay and it's so obvious now that he's always on TV.
Who else dates a mannequin, sport is the last bastion of beards in the western world
>Invests in FTX
>Invests in Small Heath FC
Why does he make such bad decisions?
Works both ways
>"Show me the most beautiful woman in the world and I'll show you a man who's sick of her shit."
>Fhite drools about this ugly D Y E L incel athlete
you guys are pathetic
~~*~~*Fhite sends their regards*~~))
If only you people were as obsessed with substance as you're obsessed with looks and materials. lost souls, I pity you
Adulthood is realizing that LeBron is the smartest superstar athlete.
>MUH ""POWER"" COUPLE
Just marry some girl from your hometown who's down to live a peaceful life raising children.
Brazilians are prostitutes, this isn't even controversial. Infidelity is very common in south america especially brazil, literally ingrained in their society.
He should have known better
She cheated because he was never around. If he wasn't such an autust that hated spending time with his family then maybe she wouldn't have cheated.
Reminder to support Tom Brady's Le Mans team this year.
what a quq
gisele gave her monkey aids