>be Tom Brady. >6'4. >athletic. >super rich. >super famous. >attracts hot supermodel

>be Tom Brady
>6'4
>athletic
>super rich
>super famous
>attracts hot supermodel
>still gets cheated on
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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hard to feel bad for Brady when he got a girl pregnant and left her

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he still gets cheated on tho, theres no hope for us Fhiteers if the top 1% males is not enough for these b***hes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly if you're an athlete who makes a lot of money I would almost expect the odds of you getting cheated on to be higher than normal

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the women get better but so does the social circle and men you hang around, of course it does unless you chain them to the house. this only works if you're Tom Brady wooing some random 7/10 townie girl that's never been around anyone like you

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His wife was a post wall old hag. He should have just married an 18 year old girl he met in church club or the library and have multiple children with her.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          quintessential berkay post

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know what that means, but if you are implying i'm a turk, why would i want a church gf? Stupid moron.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he didn’t abandon the kid though

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Moynahan>Bundchen fr
      that said Brady is literally autistic and only cares about football so it's no surprise Giselle felt unappreciated/alone/whatever

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah the problem was he somehow found a way to date a girl who was richer than him lol

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sudden weight loss.
    Aids?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody's got aids! I never wanna hear that word in this thread again!

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of these movie stars, athletes, musicians, etc. are just rich simps. They’re the biggest marks. Zero game and sexual psychology IQ.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you have to spend years studying psychology and manipulation to have a relationship
      Everyone thinks youre a freak

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you get no b***hes

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did gisele actually cheat? thought it was a rumor

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she was confirmed to have gotten gaped by bbc

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        got a source for that, Florjan?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >attracts hot supermodel

    She's ugly as frick

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women use sex as a weapon you moron. They will frick a dude in a wheelchair to get back at you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be in a wheelchair
      >get endless sloppy seconds

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only 1 of those is looks related moron

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brady is a nonce he doesn't care

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >athletic

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be Tom Brady
    >invest in English soccer club
    >they get relegated
    K W A B

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah mate, Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen are just like you and your potential girlfriend. So are Will smith and Jada Smith, Johnny Depp and Amber Heard and other celebrity couples. Their relationship troubles are just like ones your average people face. It's over, you should stay single and die alone.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *copies Ryan Reynolds to play Football Manager irl*
    *team gets relegated*

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Giselle looks like an ugly man, she isn't hot, especially now

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My gf has a fetish for me getting other women pregnant so if I had Brady level success I would be good to go. The only problem is, I’m poor haha.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my wife is literally a cuckquean. she enjoys watching me frick another girl. had like 7 girlfriends while married.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frickin loser blackpill scum should frick off this board.
    Top 1% is bullshit be your own man and worry about yourself

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guy's gay and it's so obvious now that he's always on TV.
    Who else dates a mannequin, sport is the last bastion of beards in the western world

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Invests in FTX
    >Invests in Small Heath FC
    Why does he make such bad decisions?

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Works both ways
    >"Show me the most beautiful woman in the world and I'll show you a man who's sick of her shit."

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fhite drools about this ugly D Y E L incel athlete

    you guys are pathetic

    ~~*~~*Fhite sends their regards*~~))

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If only you people were as obsessed with substance as you're obsessed with looks and materials. lost souls, I pity you

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Adulthood is realizing that LeBron is the smartest superstar athlete.
    >MUH ""POWER"" COUPLE
    Just marry some girl from your hometown who's down to live a peaceful life raising children.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brazilians are prostitutes, this isn't even controversial. Infidelity is very common in south america especially brazil, literally ingrained in their society.

    He should have known better

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She cheated because he was never around. If he wasn't such an autust that hated spending time with his family then maybe she wouldn't have cheated.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder to support Tom Brady's Le Mans team this year.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what a quq

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gisele gave her monkey aids

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