BREAKING: Jurgen Klopp Caught Speeding Around Anfield!

When asked why he was speeding, the German said: "I'd do anything to get 3 points right now."

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hehe hope the Germanons like this playful banter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course! The Germans are famous for their sense of humour.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you dishonored us, we will never forgive you for this

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UPDATE: Jürgen Norbert Klopp reportedly died in a car crash near Anfield, witnesses say the car slipped.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      UPDATE: The wrecked car had its petrol siphoned out by a Merseyside man

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    klassik kult kloppo

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >british “humour”
    grim

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm trying to think of examples of American humour and it really just boils down to screaming the n-word or homosexual like a teenager

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        screaming Black person is funny as frick. get out with your le funny walk

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When you're 16 it is sure, not my problem if the majority of Americans are mentally teenagers on this website. And obviously you are too

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            *ahem*
            *test* *test*
            *one, two, one two*
            okay, seems to be working
            Black person

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you really found this funny you're moronic

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >car
    >Liverpool
    You sure it was driving around, not just parked up on some bricks

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nigel bringing the banter.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Top Gear

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is he still driving Opel?

    In Gaymany we have a saying: Jeder Popel fährt einen Opel

    It means: Only Idiots drive Opel (True)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rude
      t. Opel driver

      also it's called Vauxhall there

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wha? oh
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We like to have fun here 🙂

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This joke was really funny when I first heard it 20 years ago

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hehe

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the IP count no go up?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of these c**ts are regulars in the Arsenal general thread. I recognise the flags.

      >car
      >Liverpool
      You sure it was driving around, not just parked up on some bricks

      Nigel bringing the banter.

      They are eternally seething over having 0 Champions League trophies. Deranged stuff.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Outing yourself as the creeping seether that spends his days in the arsenal thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of these c**ts are regulars in the Arsenal general thread. I recognise the flags.

      [...]
      [...]

      They are eternally seething over having 0 Champions League trophies. Deranged stuff.

      IP count doesn't even exist anymore, what the frick are you on about? morons really just post shit without thinking all the time here

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    These people that obsess over a shit team like Arsenal are no better than their gay little general autists sitting in their safe space all day

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    insecure not only about your foreign owners but also the foreign coaches?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hehe wholesome banter

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