Can they pull the upset?

Can they pull the upset?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >4-0 Chadrid

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God wills it so yes

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no, they are just happy they are there
    Madrid will probably win 4:0

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're gonna choke like always. There's no way they can beat Madrid

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They already did.
    They just have to do it again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mourinho's last season
      >Upset
      Real barely made it past Galatasaray

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah and this season they barely made it past Leipzig, City and the worst Bayern in fifteen years...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Like. 2 years ago..

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They barely made it past Leipzig

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Leipzig are finishing ahead of Dortmund.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yea, but this time there is no Lewangoalski. This time there are just Füllkrug + a bunch of nwords.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Füllkrug is better than Lewa tho

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thank you, now were getting somewhere

          ?t=39

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real have been pretty clinical in front of the goal. Edin is gonna have to overcharge his black magic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Aluminium received a donation of 8 Mln.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they weren't clinical against Bayern, at all

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. I expect Real will win, but saying Dortmund doesn't have a chance just because Real is stronger means nothing ever since Dortmund was supposed to get crushed in groups, then by Atletico, then by PSG.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >biggest cucks in european football beating the strongest strongmind team of european football
    not happening

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it will be another 1-0 UCL final slurper
    turgid goalless first half with both teams feeling each other out
    real score before the hour mark, then more slurping until the end

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No way this shit ends 1-0

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's likely, liverpool vs real madrid ended exactly like that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could honestly see Dortmund falling apart after a few minutes
      I have zero expectations

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If Dortmund doesn't score early and surprised Real, then it's over

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Surprises*

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well, Felix Magath said its better too score late if you want to achieve an upset
          If Dortmund scores early, Real has a lot of time to reverse that

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't think they can hold 0-0 until the last 10-20 minutes

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            well yeah, its grim

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I guess the idea is Real will play with more urgency if they're behind, so they'll be more likely to score, while they might play more save if it's 0-0.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, Felix Magath said that, when he scored an early goal in the european cup final against Juventus, he was afraid "it was too early", because Juventus was the absolute favourite
            kek

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but if Real scores first out of nowhere, I think it's over for Dortmund

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's going to be a 3-0, they will win comfortably and Dortmund won't be able to get a decent attack in

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        people were saying the same about city smashing inter last season

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          and City won

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes but people were saying they would smash them by 3/4 goals, and they didn't
            it was a turgid 1-0 like the finals have been since 2020,even the 2-0 in 2019 was dull as frick

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll screenshot this entire thread just in case

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After the teams Madrid played to get there and the confidence, no

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok anons now let's think together, which situation will generate the most seethe? I.e. which goals on which sides and when?

    I'm thinking a 2-2 with Madrid scoring a goal each in both halftimes, Dortmund scoring their two goals in 90+3 and 90+8, and then Dortmund winning the penalty shootout

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God I hope we get penalties with Reus being the 5th penalty taker for Dortmund and missing giving Real Madrid the win in his last ever touch for Dortmund would be amazing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >which situation will generate the most seethe?
      reus breaking a leg

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ref doesn't whistle
        >real score the 1-0 while he's down

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >which situation will generate the most seethe?
      Reus' knees will explode against fricking darmstadt

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably not but we live in hope

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dortmund is a local stadium baby team, if it was 2 legs finishing at their stadium they would have maybe a small chance, but being in a neutral stadium 1 game there's no way they win

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sad but true
      how high do you think Madrid will win?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Madrid were handed a free champions league win because of that primate that cried all year. They’ll score 4.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If by pull the upset you mean make their fans upset after losing 4-0 sure

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eyes off THIRDÌES

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Making a move against Madrid? No way!

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Real so damn hard

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not? PSG was already an upset.
    The betting odds were strongly in favor of PSG in both matches.
    I wouldn't be surprised, if they did it again, but I equally wouldn't be surprised, if they choked hard.
    This BVB is difficult to gauge, which might just work out in their favor.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why not?
      do we really have to explain why Real Madrid in a CL final isn't comparable to PSG

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Real Madrid in a CL final isn't comparable to PSG
        Remember, remember the 24th of April (2013).

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know OP, can Bayern's wienersleeve beat the team that just knocked out their daddy? Can the team that bottled the league at home in the last game of the year to their bitter rivals against a midtable club stop a 20+ year long streak of LaLiga teams winning finals? Do they have it in them to inflict the first defeat on Real Madrid in 40+ years on a CL final? What would actually be the only defeat they could ever get since the new format started, in the farewell season, and where they've never lost once since it's inception in 1992?

    Maybe not. If you find any site that gives you odds over 1.02 for Real Madrid bet all your belongings and property, it's free money

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dortmund won the last edition of the European Cup/Champions League (when only Champions qualified) before they switched to the current mickey mouse format where non-champions can qualify. They will also win the last edition of the competition before they switch to the new mickey mouse format.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bayern didn't win a trophy for the first time in 4000 years
    >neverkusen won several trophies
    >dortmund winning CL
    would be the crazies year

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they are the biggest cucks in Germany, so no.

    they will bend over to Madrid like they are used to bend over to their Bayern masters

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t think so but I will give them all my powers

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Real has such an abnormal winning mentality that I simply cannot imagine a scenario in which they would lose that match. This is the most one-sided final, perhaps since the Real-Bayer game when Zidane scored that volley.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only 2 possible scenarios:

    >Real win easily
    >Real win by a scrappy goal and/or help by the refs

    Which is why I won't even be watching this slop.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Either slurper or "Kanter"win for Real

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