Can your martial arts get you girls?

Can your martial arts get you girls?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Indirectly because it'll get you out of the house where you might actually meet some

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      unironically
      but apparently cauli ears in Brazil are turning girls on, I think it's mostly Brazil though

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Tatami Maria" have been around for a long time. Because of the relatively high cost of mats and uniforms doing bjj in Brazil is basically shouting to the world you're rich.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Can your martial arts get you girls?
          i mean... i could use my bjj skills to dominate them on bed and find good positions to control them

          >Because of the relatively high cost of mats and uniforms doing bjj in Brazil is basically shouting to the world you're rich.
          what the frick are you talking about, moron? you wont pay more than R$70 in any average gym to train bjj. however, if you are training at a competition-focused gym, it will be twice that price, and if you train at an official gracie family gym it will be way worse

          >tldr
          if you want to learn bjj for fun/self defense, wont cost you more than R$60/70 monthly

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >if you're not part of the new charity programs for poors it's expensive

            Fricking hell

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No because ur gay

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I just roundhouse kick them and drag them to my sex dungeon

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had a friend that constantly got into trouble for causing drama due to hitting on and getting with the mom's of the children we taught.

    So I guess if you already can do alright with women then sure.

    I am autistic as frick so only time I get girls is when doing nerdy shit like going to anime conventions, in which case being in shape and confident from martial arts helps.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly no. Martial arts exposes you to more women but it doesn't fix whatever problems you have.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women are naturally attracted to confident men who can protect them. The one of the fastest ways to lose a woman's interest is to lose a fight.

    So martial arts wont get you a girl but it might stop you from losing one you already have.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    confidence gets you girls, girls are moronic. its not hard, but if you doubt yourself theyll rip you apart, if that idea makes you laugh, you are ready, if it scares you, you are not.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course. After learning how to wrestle they’ll be much easier to subdue.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only whales trying to lose weight and underage forced to learn raep defense by their parents. Eligible Bachelorettes don't train and their primitive brains can't appreciate martial skill. They only see size=strength.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Having friends and having something going on in your life at all would be a start, and marital arts will typically generate the latter condition at the very least.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Martial arts get you boys. (If you are a girl).
    Almost every girl who enters in my club ends fricking the upper ranks or becoming a girlfriend of one (or several) of them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      And they say multiple attackers can't be dealt with

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not directly but women prefer guys who are in shape. Martial arts, weightlifting, any serious cardio sport; the less fat you have the better.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    oxymoron

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