Celtics bunker thread

Welp bros… how the frick can we fix this shit????

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The lead has been cut to 10

    Have some faith m8

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lakerchads win again

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you can't. its over.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    young core, 2nd best team in the league, its not all gloom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad the young core fricking sucks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Young core isn't worth shit in the super team era

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        All the “super teams” got blown the frick out in this post season and last. GS isn’t a super team btw, since they drafted a majority of those guys, or picked up ones no one else wanted.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU GOTTA BELIEVE!! GO CELTICS!!!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not even third quarter warriors yet LOL

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many child blood sacrifices did the Warriors perform to be this lucky?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Trade Tatum

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    brutal, curry to much

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shutup. We will win. Mark my words and these digits.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh my god, we still in this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not even dubs can save you from the Dubs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just wait and see, anon. I am never wrong. 🙂

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hello anon, are you ok anon?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I’m great. 🙂

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >double dubs

      There's a chance...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Digits and Celtics won't win another title till 2057

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i want to believe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh my god, we still in this

      Checked

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ahh yeah im thinking we back. WE BACK Black person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's not working lol
      just go to sleep and forget everything

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LAbros....... I don't feel good...

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    have a half court offense that isn't complete shit might be a start

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Need a point guard

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Odds and Timelord game winner
    Evens and Draymond game winner

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Brady leaves town
    >Boston stops winning anything

    hmmm...

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Silver will make the call. 7 games

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember my sister forcing me to wear a Celtics cap in primary school because I would make friends with black people

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the bost inceltics

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Start all over

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Celticbros...I'm scared.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s been over since the first quarter bro

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tough to watch bros

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The absolute state

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the Celtics so pathetic?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys need a point guard.

    Smart should come off the bench.

    Dunno why you guys and Kyrie couldn't make it work.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because kyrie is a mentally ill selfish jackass homosexual? the LAST thing ANY winning team should want is kyrie's homosexual ass

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Find me the team that could make it work with Kangrie. Does not exist.

  25. 2 years ago
    _ADE-COUNTY

    LMAOOOO tatum and celtics what they are doing best just fade away when the games are getting big

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    boston has less than 20 minutes of game time to turn a 20 point deficit into a 8 point deficit and then lose it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it happened.

  27. 2 years ago
    WarriorsMonster

    He Incelshits
    I'm waiting for your apology

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Congrats to Curry for his second ring.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Trade Smart, cut Pritchard, teach Brown how to dribble, teach Tatum how to shoot a layup. Robert Williams don't jump for every shot fake.

  30. 2 years ago
    Ohayō

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick basketball lol

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How can one team have so many fricking turnovers in one series/post season…holy shit!! How could this happen?

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was a good run bros, lets just be happy with that

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gayson Gaytom is a fraud, Jaylen "Butterfingers" Brown is a fraud, cut them homies immediately

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    teach tatum to get some fricking balls. bleach his skin darker or some shit hes a fricking pussy that just wants to suck kobe's dead wiener all night

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. They needed to get him some fricking thot or something. Dude had no motivation other than, the horrendous Kobe LARP. Needed to get some bad b***h on the court or something. He's not a first option. I don't think Brown is either, but together they could've done something if they got on the right page.
      This was such an easy path to the finals and this team picked the hardest fricking route to get there. They shouldn't have made it to 7 with Bucks, because they should've been beaten in 6 if they didn't make stupid plays. Same thing with the Heat.
      As for the Warriors, the exact moment Tatum threw the series was when Brown was getting hot and he froze him from the ball in Game 4. The moment they lost Game 4, they lost the series. There was no coming back. Tatum cared more about winning MVP than winning a title.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well boston bros.... if celtics cant do it, who do we trust next?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Sox are on a winning streak

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just stop turning the ball over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They can’t

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HOPE YOU LIKE IT HOT

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Trade Smart and Tatum for LeBron, Avery Bradley and Westbrook and a bunch of first round picks

    Tatum can then continue his kobe wankfest, and LeBron and Westbrook will play their hearts out in a last ditch attempt at a title (which is what the celtics where missing this series, urgency)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lineup of westbrook, brown, Lebron, Horford and Williams III would win 2 champions

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t commit 20+ fricking turnovers a game.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They've peaked. They'll never replicate being this good again and that lucky with injury bugs and yet still couldn't get it done. Goodbye forever celshits 🙂

  43. 2 years ago
    Michlan

    I bet on the Cs winning it all.
    They choked hard with that 21-0 run. That's all there is. At that particular time they were spooked and they never recovered from it.

    The Cs were playing like the Cs only in the first few minutes of the 1st Q, and late in the game

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Trade Tatum. Build around Smart. Extend Horford.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >build around turnovers machine #2
      What drugs are you on?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Horford's like 37 or 38

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More like trade everyone not named Brown and Horford.

      They wouldn't have beaten the Bucks without him, let the dude retire in Boston in peace.

      Tatum is the worst case of manufactured "superstar" and Smart is the worst DPOY.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lebron breaks contract and goes to Celtics

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is Tatum going to receive a Ben Simmons bus throwing/tantrum combo or will he bounce back?

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What value is there for Tatum?
    Out of
    >Horford
    >Smart
    >Brown
    >Williams
    Who do you keep? Who do you trade?

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just sign Ricky Rubio and hope another bucks player gets injured and you can lose to the west in 7 next year

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