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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ngubus can't score.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my beautiful southern german boy

    most technically gifted centerback of his generation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pure 100% German white boy (brown Italian)

      based wog

      Is Mats Hummels white?

      has anyone asked Mama Hummels about her solo trip to Turkey in early 1988?

      Hummels was blonde as a child
      Seethe more shitskins

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that actually him? How did he end up so swarthy, it's unnatural

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hes not actually swarthy, he just has dark hair

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        95% of Germans are

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So was I

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >tf
          >tp

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you alright, buddy?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pure 100% German white boy (brown Italian)

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unless you’re a Portuguese immigrant, you as a fellow German should know that South Germans often look like this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        South Germans are Roman rape babies.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Other way around. Germanic rape babies.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Luxembourg was part of the Roman Empire as well you mong

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't know Al Andalus reached Germany

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based wog

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And they say footballers don't look like men anymore

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Mats Hummels white?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      looks turk tbqh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Would Mats Hummels be considered White in USA, Canada, United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he passes as italian here. so yeah he's pure aryan stock.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah. We’d probably say he was turk. Maybe posh Iranian with good dad

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why did you include us?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Uhh why would I not? Are you not anglos aswell?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i know an iranian guy that looks exactly like him

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Too tall to be Turkish

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Turks are either really tall or midgets no inbetween thats why they like basketball so much

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone asked Mama Hummels about her solo trip to Turkey in early 1988?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He‘s 1.92m tall, he cannot be Turkish. So don’t doubt his Celtic South German genes

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a prime son of the Roman Empire. Some legionnaire left his seed there.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >1.91m
    >Chad face
    >Multimillionaire football star
    >World champion
    it's not fair bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine comparing yourself to a literal 0.000001%er. There are more billionaires on Earth than a Hummels level specimen.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw he and Schlotterbeck won't go to the Euros because some Ngubus need to play

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do japanese men and women think Hummels is sexy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My gf is Chinese and she said he was hot when they were lining up before the match

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm an asian woman and I'd let him to unspeakable things to me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am Japanese
      That bald roach is ugly
      Not sexy at all

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What does japanese Guy doing in Korea?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Vacation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had sex with many Japanese women and they think he looks Indian.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My chinese-swiss gf and japanese fwb both say he's hot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my half japanese, half puerto rican tailor says he's handsome

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My half Korean daughter thinks he’s sexy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm haf Mongolian, half Japanese and this fine gentleman makes my slanted eyes big as your gf-s BBC friend

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a nord korean femboy cleaning lady and she says she let him suck her dick.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I wish I was white and like Hummels

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bayern dumped him TWICE. he is not a serious footballer. there is a reason no one has ever rated him among the best centre backs in the world, throughout his career. boateng was always his master.

    surprisingly good longevity though. one of the last players of his generation. most of that WC 2014 squad are now retired.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where is boateng now, anon? oh wait he got obliterated by messi and just checked out of the sport

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Boateng won his last CL in 2020, Messi won his last CL in 2015.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cough league
          *

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Bayern dumped him TWICE. he is not a serious footballer
      hes seriously in the CL final

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    aryan god

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you told me this homie was syrian i wouldnt doubt it

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could pass as local in my country

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you ever stepped foot in south germany you would know that hummels is definitely a german

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a prime son of the Roman Empire. Some legionnaire left his seed there.

      Unless you’re a Portuguese immigrant, you as a fellow German should know that South Germans often look like this

      Didn't know Al Andalus reached Germany

      reminder that the right bank of the Danube = balkan

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >most Turkish looking guy in the German NT is considered the best looking

    We are the most cucked country in the world

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has many Germanic traits including his height compared to all your nigerian mutts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      T. Mehmed

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my mom was his teacher in high school in Neubiberg.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how big was his wiener?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm pretty sure ive seen this post before
      is this your gimmick

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >garden-variety football thread
    >instantly devolves into random and incoherent racism and essentialist nonsense
    (Captcha: JRWSGV autocorrected to 'israeli' ahahahaha)

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This roman god defended weak and sissy germs from the muzzie ngubu menace

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ein volk

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's making the right choices in life

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fischer
      So his wife was already israeli

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its a german name

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah everyone with a German last name in Germany is israeli

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I knew it!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No wonder the Austrian painter tried to have all of Germany nuked out of existence with his impossible to win war.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thats what Poland thought and then they lost in 6 weeks

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Putin said poland started it though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he left a once-in-a lifetime trophy wife for an IG thot to follow his most basic desires. I kind of respect that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Footballers truly aren't the sharpest tools.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tßh Mats is kinda famous for sleeping around
      his "wife" even made jokes about it
      people couldn't believe they stayed together this long

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they are divorced now but she still wears the ring on a necklace btw

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They can't forget chad

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why did they divorced in the first place? fell out of love? also, I heard his wife is the reason why he went back to Bayern. how true is that?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            her social media presence got too cringey
            she did a Playboy shoot (with her sister) right after the divorce
            that should tell you how desperate she was for attention
            Mats is from Munich himself so I dout that was it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            honestly, those 3 years at Bayern still feels like a fever dream to me. I think he would've been a bigger Dortmund legend than Reus had he stayed the entire time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hummel-based and frick your pretensions otherwise pilled

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ditch moronic skellington
    >return to world class
    many such cases

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whitest german

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stop living here please.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have that jersey :3
    One of the best kits in history imo. Too bad I got a shitty chinesium replica and it is disintegrating after each laundry.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Come home balkan man

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of course /misc/lution carries over a player appreciation thread even if it isn't saka or mbappe

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, i only started this thread because he was literally MOTM

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, i only started this thread because he was literally MOTM

      Of course
      So go back homosexuals

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He was really good in Pirates of the Caribbean but he was also really good in The Lord of the Rings as well.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone losing their shit, Ballack was swarthier

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cos everyone on here is a braindead zoomer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ballack isn't German, he is Sorbian (Slavic tribe). His skin color was also lighter than Hummels'.

      Now consider this

      Back in 97, Dortmund endured dozens of shots against United and won both games 1-0 IIRC, maybe this is history repeating itself? Hummels is the new Kohler.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hummels is the new Kohler.
        accurate
        both played for Bayern, both are buttholes

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now consider this

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bruder we made it

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ngubus fear the 45 yo old white boomer chad

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The ONE and ONLY
    Mutts
    Summers
    *clapclap clap*

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a de-turkified Gundogan.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are BBC cuckold threads less gay than the average soccer thread.

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