Bayern dumped him TWICE. he is not a serious footballer. there is a reason no one has ever rated him among the best centre backs in the world, throughout his career. boateng was always his master.
surprisingly good longevity though. one of the last players of his generation. most of that WC 2014 squad are now retired.
>garden-variety football thread >instantly devolves into random and incoherent racism and essentialist nonsense
(Captcha: JRWSGV autocorrected to 'israeli' ahahahaha)
why did they divorced in the first place? fell out of love? also, I heard his wife is the reason why he went back to Bayern. how true is that?
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her social media presence got too cringey
she did a Playboy shoot (with her sister) right after the divorce
that should tell you how desperate she was for attention
Mats is from Munich himself so I dout that was it
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honestly, those 3 years at Bayern still feels like a fever dream to me. I think he would've been a bigger Dortmund legend than Reus had he stayed the entire time.
Ballack isn't German, he is Sorbian (Slavic tribe). His skin color was also lighter than Hummels'.
Now consider this
Back in 97, Dortmund endured dozens of shots against United and won both games 1-0 IIRC, maybe this is history repeating itself? Hummels is the new Kohler.
Ngubus can't score.
my beautiful southern german boy
most technically gifted centerback of his generation
Hummels was blonde as a child
Seethe more shitskins
Is that actually him? How did he end up so swarthy, it's unnatural
Hes not actually swarthy, he just has dark hair
95% of Germans are
So was I
>tf
>tp
you alright, buddy?
Pure 100% German white boy (brown Italian)
Unless you’re a Portuguese immigrant, you as a fellow German should know that South Germans often look like this
South Germans are Roman rape babies.
Other way around. Germanic rape babies.
Luxembourg was part of the Roman Empire as well you mong
Didn't know Al Andalus reached Germany
based wog
And they say footballers don't look like men anymore
Is Mats Hummels white?
looks turk tbqh
Would Mats Hummels be considered White in USA, Canada, United Kingdom, Australia and New Zealand?
he passes as italian here. so yeah he's pure aryan stock.
Nah. We’d probably say he was turk. Maybe posh Iranian with good dad
Why did you include us?
Uhh why would I not? Are you not anglos aswell?
i know an iranian guy that looks exactly like him
Too tall to be Turkish
Turks are either really tall or midgets no inbetween thats why they like basketball so much
has anyone asked Mama Hummels about her solo trip to Turkey in early 1988?
He‘s 1.92m tall, he cannot be Turkish. So don’t doubt his Celtic South German genes
He's a prime son of the Roman Empire. Some legionnaire left his seed there.
>1.91m
>Chad face
>Multimillionaire football star
>World champion
it's not fair bros
Imagine comparing yourself to a literal 0.000001%er. There are more billionaires on Earth than a Hummels level specimen.
>mfw he and Schlotterbeck won't go to the Euros because some Ngubus need to play
Do japanese men and women think Hummels is sexy?
My gf is Chinese and she said he was hot when they were lining up before the match
I'm an asian woman and I'd let him to unspeakable things to me
I am Japanese
That bald roach is ugly
Not sexy at all
What does japanese Guy doing in Korea?
Vacation
I had sex with many Japanese women and they think he looks Indian.
My chinese-swiss gf and japanese fwb both say he's hot
my half japanese, half puerto rican tailor says he's handsome
My half Korean daughter thinks he’s sexy
I'm haf Mongolian, half Japanese and this fine gentleman makes my slanted eyes big as your gf-s BBC friend
I have a nord korean femboy cleaning lady and she says she let him suck her dick.
God I wish I was white and like Hummels
Bayern dumped him TWICE. he is not a serious footballer. there is a reason no one has ever rated him among the best centre backs in the world, throughout his career. boateng was always his master.
surprisingly good longevity though. one of the last players of his generation. most of that WC 2014 squad are now retired.
where is boateng now, anon? oh wait he got obliterated by messi and just checked out of the sport
Boateng won his last CL in 2020, Messi won his last CL in 2015.
>cough league
*
>Bayern dumped him TWICE. he is not a serious footballer
hes seriously in the CL final
aryan god
if you told me this homie was syrian i wouldnt doubt it
Could pass as local in my country
if you ever stepped foot in south germany you would know that hummels is definitely a german
reminder that the right bank of the Danube = balkan
>most Turkish looking guy in the German NT is considered the best looking
We are the most cucked country in the world
He has many Germanic traits including his height compared to all your nigerian mutts
T. Mehmed
my mom was his teacher in high school in Neubiberg.
how big was his wiener?
i'm pretty sure ive seen this post before
is this your gimmick
>garden-variety football thread
>instantly devolves into random and incoherent racism and essentialist nonsense
(Captcha: JRWSGV autocorrected to 'israeli' ahahahaha)
This roman god defended weak and sissy germs from the muzzie ngubu menace
ein volk
he's making the right choices in life
>Fischer
So his wife was already israeli
Its a german name
Yeah everyone with a German last name in Germany is israeli
I knew it!
No wonder the Austrian painter tried to have all of Germany nuked out of existence with his impossible to win war.
thats what Poland thought and then they lost in 6 weeks
Putin said poland started it though.
he left a once-in-a lifetime trophy wife for an IG thot to follow his most basic desires. I kind of respect that.
Footballers truly aren't the sharpest tools.
tßh Mats is kinda famous for sleeping around
his "wife" even made jokes about it
people couldn't believe they stayed together this long
they are divorced now but she still wears the ring on a necklace btw
They can't forget chad
why did they divorced in the first place? fell out of love? also, I heard his wife is the reason why he went back to Bayern. how true is that?
her social media presence got too cringey
she did a Playboy shoot (with her sister) right after the divorce
that should tell you how desperate she was for attention
Mats is from Munich himself so I dout that was it
honestly, those 3 years at Bayern still feels like a fever dream to me. I think he would've been a bigger Dortmund legend than Reus had he stayed the entire time.
hummel-based and frick your pretensions otherwise pilled
>ditch moronic skellington
>return to world class
many such cases
Whitest german
stop living here please.
I have that jersey :3
One of the best kits in history imo. Too bad I got a shitty chinesium replica and it is disintegrating after each laundry.
Come home balkan man
Of course /misc/lution carries over a player appreciation thread even if it isn't saka or mbappe
yeah, i only started this thread because he was literally MOTM
Of course
So go back homosexuals
He was really good in Pirates of the Caribbean but he was also really good in The Lord of the Rings as well.
Why is everyone losing their shit, Ballack was swarthier
Cos everyone on here is a braindead zoomer
Ballack isn't German, he is Sorbian (Slavic tribe). His skin color was also lighter than Hummels'.
Back in 97, Dortmund endured dozens of shots against United and won both games 1-0 IIRC, maybe this is history repeating itself? Hummels is the new Kohler.
>Hummels is the new Kohler.
accurate
both played for Bayern, both are buttholes
Now consider this
Bruder we made it
Ngubus fear the 45 yo old white boomer chad
The ONE and ONLY
Mutts
Summers
*clapclap clap*
Looks like a de-turkified Gundogan.
There are BBC cuckold threads less gay than the average soccer thread.