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>men's world cup
Based
This is the one i want to win, i dont care about bloodstained Qatar 2022
Unironically 2026 is going to be an even bigger spectacle than 2022. The last real world cup was 1998.
>The last real world cup was 1998
Exactly. Korea 2002 killed football.
sounds like the song that was at the end of Shrek or Shrek 2 I can't remember
why is always spanish speaking singers and spanish versions?
>1998
Oh you mean the one that the globohomos rigged so that France and Brazil would face each other in the final?
The French government literally poisoned Ronaldo days before the final
>was 1990
ftfy
Correct
do they seriously plan to host games in Chicongo?
We’ll find out in 3 hours
they are planing to host games in Mexico, so why not
from the at you read I'd still have more faith in Mexico being able to handle tourists outside of beach resorts for a few months than chiraq tbh.
*stuff you read
Mexico is safe.
I’m not joking USA is dangerous.
Chicago is unironically a shithole worse than LATAM cities.
t. visited during my post-grad in Illinois
Chicago is fricking worse than Mexico City.
They will have the national guard cover the area. That means more Black folk can shoot each other miles away from the area.
no, our mayor didnt even put a bid in because shes a Black person homosexual
They've hosted games in Rio de Janeiro and Johannesburg, why not?
Kek they played a world cup in Brazil recently lad
Three countries smaller than Qatar?
what cities do we want to win cumbros?
I want san francisco so I can go to a game
why do the second and third largest countries on earth even have to team up with mexico?
both the usa and mexico could easily host a wc by themselves and virtually no one cares about canada so why even include them?
big countries shouldnt co-host big events
It's part of the first phase of a larger scale economic integration, the North American bloc. That's why "they" are investing lots of money in southern Mexico and central America to keep the lards from Guatemala and Nicaragua from going to the U.S.
CUM union will federate and reassume uncontested global dominance
Canada isn't developed enough to host a World Cup on their own. Same reason they have to piggyback off the various US leagues for different sports too. Could have done without adding Mexico, but considering they're the only CUM nation that actually likes football, it would have been rude not to invite them.
>men's world cup
wtf is going to happen to concacaf qualifiers this year? fricking trinidad is going to play hondurus or some shit? CUM is your whole confederation
Yes, there will be more murderball
>Dood just drive 1 hour from the fanfest to the actual game
what an absolute clusterfrick.
They better have a free amtrak train specifically for the match.
>FedEx Field
Imagine if they had chosen that shithole.
Just 1 of the many reasons why American sports culture is horrible. A gathering spot should be within walking distance of the stadium.
they cant seriously be thinking of putting matches in that shithole baltimore
>men's World Cup
>mutt’s World Cup
When does it get released? Need to see what artificial fields we're playing on. The Clink is going to be ultrakino
Do you really want a bunch of foreigners gathering at Washington DC?
An international gathering of Feds sounds pretty neat.
Not going to the 3rd world shithole that is the US anyway. Just have kickoff times at normal times for the 1st that actually cares about football.
1994 was one of the best received world cups in its history. cope
sorry but you have to have actually won a world cup to make these requests
sorry but I don't give a frick about the Dutch national team. When did you win a world cup by the way, other than in the being fatlympics?
cope und seethe
kwab
>mad he doesnt have elite QT's
Algeria lost to Cameroon in the hot sweaty minute of 120+4'
KWAB
>Rose Bowl
SOUL
>SoFi
gross nu-football shithole literally in Inglewood
>MetLife
gross factory of sadness but it will be home for Italians when they meet cousin Vinny and their long lost brothers in Joisey
>AT&T
cringekino
>Arrowhead
will only be funny if we do the chop and if Indio countries play there
>Denver
will only be funny if the lowest altitude countries play there but a nice place to visit
>Houston
soulless football shithole in the worst city on earth
>Baltimore
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>Atlanta
meme stadium, all hail the robot anus
>Philly
bland handegg stadium in a meme city
>Nashville
Tourists may have the most fun here but the stadium is bland
>Seattle
SOUL, need the loudest fans to play here
>San Fran
dogshit place to play, especially since Mexico will play in Mexico lol
>Boston
Shit since the stadium is in fricking foxborough
>Cincinnati
shit bland stadium in prime flyoverville
>Miami
lol
>Orlando
dead stadium, bland as frick
Daily reminder that Green Bay, New Orleans, LA Memorial, the Rose Bowl, and the Cotton Bowl should've gotten it. And the myriad of other college stadiums but
>muh hotels!!!!!
nvm the rose bowl did get it I'm just moronic. Everything else still stands. Jerry is a b***h for snubbing the cotton bowl out of this.
at least the bay area has public transportation, homosexual. enjoy your traffic jams getting even worse when everyone uses rent a car to go up the 5
Don't worry everyone will be riding motorized bikes at that point since gas will be $35/gallon in California
not my fault SF has zero stadiums worth going to
>AT&T
>candlestick (RIP)
>Sharks arena
>whatever the warriors are calling their new arena, I dont care enough to google it
>the coliseum is honestly fine for a baseball team, but the new one proposed at Jack london looks comfy too
>At&t
great but can't host world cup
>candlestick
dead
>sharks
no hockey stadium is good, also can't host world cup
>warriors
same as sharks but for basketball aside old college arenas, some good ones still remain
>the coliseum is honestly fine for a baseball team, but the new one proposed at Jack london looks comfy too
holy fricking shit dude, no. also they're going to Vegas. Sorry but it's true. Owner is a c**t.
if that shithole in the bronx can host NYFC, AT&T can host some games
The Rose Bowl is the worst stadium existence particularly in the month of July
But all the history anonnn
What history? Amateur handegg?
The Euros won't understand
The 1994 World Cup final
A 0-0 borefest only really known for the Baggio miss?
I guarantee Arabs are going to rig the draw to get Miami so they can get instathots nearby and poo on their chests
Is this actually a thing?
You dont think those mid butterface hoes make all their money from the average simp and advertising revenue, do you? Naive
>>muh hotels!!!!!
only a moron would downplay the travel and logistics part of hosting a world event in favor of subjective aesthetics for attendees for 2 hours.
Can't judge the stadiums, but as far as the cities I'd like to visit out of those:
1. Miami
(mostly for that sweet Cuban and other Latina bunda, but I think in general it'll also be a great place for a WC game, especially if we were to play a Latino country. I'd probably go there in such case even I didn't have a ticket)
2. Boston
(seems comfy and one of the few SOVL cities in the US and probably also a fun city to be watching the WC in, even if you didn't have a ticket)
3. Los Angeles
(I know that many Americans despise the city, but I feel like you have to go there at least once to see if it's really that bad and to check out Hollywood, etc. I guess)
4. NYC
(already been to NYC 6 years ago, but even though the city apparently turned into a crime-ridden shithole now, I had lots of fun there last time, so why not)
*Power break*
5. Washington D.C.
(not really enthusiastic about it, but just to see the White House and that giant ass Lincoln statue and that one big Dildo I guess)
6. Dallas
(always wanted to go to Texas, although according to some Americans on here not much is left anymore from the traditional Texas and its cowboy culture, which is a shame. But just to see for myself I guess)
7. San Francisco
(just to see if it's really as bad as people say and full of drugs, homeless people and human shit. Also kinda want to experience the overall vibe of how Silicon Valley is, which, as I understand, is nearby)
8. Seattle
(it's apparently a city full of Antifa and hipsters, but there's also Amazon and Microsoft, which makes the city seem like an interesting mixture. Also probably easy to get some Democrat pussy there as a foreigner if I just say how evil America and capitalism is)
9. Denver
(Colorado in general seems like one of the comfier states in the US. Not sure if it's really a great place to experience a WC, but meh why not)
Not really interested in any of the rest of the cities there tbh
Especially not fricking Baltimore, I've seen the Wire.
the homeless druggies are really only along one long street of the city. If you ignore it you'll probably like SF
Seattle has a serious drifter element, but it's a cool and beautiful city overall.
>pioneer park
Boston is a great city. Just stay away from areas like Roxbury and Dorchester for obvious reasons and you'll have a great time. Especially if you're interested in historical stuff. Probably the closest any American city comes to being similar to a European one
>Miami
Yeah visiting that place is dope, gonna be hot as frick though
>Boston
Yeah agreed, very European-style with the streets and walkable areas with no cars
>LA
Just got back from there, Hollywood is hugely overrated, best part about the place is nightlife, everything during the day there is miserable but you can drive to places like it's GTA V if you want
>NYC
was always a crime-ridden shithole
>DC
lol
>Dallass
Yeah go there for a few days and then wonder why we're all fat. Enjoy visiting Texas but in the middle of summer count me out. Been in early November once and it was beautiful. I like going there for cons
>SF
silicon valley is more palo alto and menlo park but SF has japantown which could be fun. Muir Woods are great if you can get there
>Seattle
yeah that's all true, it's kind of like Colorado but if Colorado took a bunch of heroin. listen to some local bands if you get there
>Colorado
All true, hope to move there soon
>The Wire
Did you see We Own This City too? Loved it too, a good modern take
>you can drive to places like it's GTA V if you want
switching from car to car, pulling their drivers out in the process and occasionally shooting one?
well, you'll have to drive down a little more south to compton, but yes
Compton isn't even that black anymore. Its been in the process of being ethnically cleansed by Mexicans (so had all of LA, but in a much more forceful way) for the last ~30 years
whats your point? mexican gangbangers are just as awful
par for the course in LA
>Did you see We Own This City too?
No, never even heard of it tbh
Is it also about life in Baltimore?
focuses on corrupt cops that stole drugs and sold it themselves. all the stories were based FBI and police reports of the actual corrupt cops. Baltimore is truly a shit show
Cool, will check it out
Is it on HBO Max?
I don't know much about Nashville, but I guess I'll take it if you say it's comfy
>LA
I don't give a frick about seeing celebrities (unless it's one of the very few cool ones left in Hollywood), it's just mostly about being in a place that you see in movies and TV lots of time and basically being able to say you were there
I realize that the city itself probably doesn't have much to offer
>DC
Literally only because it's your capital and I feel like maybe some things there are worth seeing
But I guess that's one day worth of sightseeing and that's it lol
yeah it is, series ended 3 weeks ago
>I realize that the city itself probably doesn't have much to offer
there's a lot to do in LA. The only issue is getting around. Traffic is a b***h and
It is a truish sorry of a sect of Baltimore police that was the biggest symptom of the disease that is modern policing goals/oversight, and good statements about American police and society relationship taking place in "modern" times 2014-2017 with some events taking place prior. Very much worth a watch. 6 episodes each an hour.
>cowboy culture
You're looking for Arizona, including even Phoenix.
yeah western cowboy culture is way more authentic than texas memes
most small utah towns have a good local rodeo
>(always wanted to go to Texas, although according to some Americans on here not much is left anymore from the traditional Texas and its cowboy culture, which is a shame
me too
maybe youd still find something like that in the small towns but theyd probably be dead
a real shame
I lived in del rio texas in the 90's, I am sure some small towns will have a version of cowboy" culture hanging around. I am actually a western new yorker but got to explore parts of the country. you can find shit if you look hard enough. just go in packs so you don't get robbed/killed
>just go in packs so you don't get robbed/killed
honestly the other reason i dont have much interest in going to the usa
you frickers are unironic 3rd worlders
been to ny nearly 10 years ago and liked it a lot but it was also at its safest
now your country is a mess and the only place id consider going to now is boston
stop getting your information from the basement dwellers here.
i dont
i watch the news
lots of your country is unironically 3rd world tier, and its only exaggerated as of late
miami and vegas are probably both fine as well, as are boston and ny, but other than those your cities either were always shitholes, like philladelphia, or recently became them, like san francisco
you do have great natural wonders which would be fine to visit as well
again, you've been drastically misled.
let me clairify. I lived in the hood a lot of my younger life, as long as you do not venture late at night in sketchy spots and do not make eye contact with undesirables and keep close to your hotel or whatever, you'll be fine. it's just texas freaks me out because anybody could have a gun. the mass shootings are not common but put on display for political reasons, so it makes it seems like everybody everywhere is just shooting the frick out of each other. but you still need to not be careless in higher density areas. my city now I can go to parks and shit but once it's sunset, I am going back home unless we have a festival. it's all a luck of the draw.
I don't understand what point you're trying to make here but what you're describing is indeed a third world country like Portugal was saying. Go to fricking Switzerland or whatever and ask them if you actually have to avoid "venturing late at night in sketchy spots" or "not making eye contact with undesirables", that's fricking scary and not normal in actual first world countries man. You probably think it is because you live there but believe me it's not.
glad to see someone else corroborate this
though southern italy shares a lot of those aspects doesnt it?
also the same behaviour the americans are showing here is the same the brazilians who are arriving at Portugal talk about
everyone of them couldnt understand at first how we would go out alone at night, or how there were no gated communities, or how we left a couple belongings at our towels when we went to the beach
thats how it should be, and only in 3rd world would that be weird
I guess lol it's just how I was raised. I had to watch me and my brother alone by age 13 and never had problems when my parents taught me this shit. idk what else to tell you, but I made it this far without one problem, people respect or don't think about you if you don't give off any negative energy
That guy is still explaining things wrong. Think of it this way, you would never ask someone where NOT to go in a city you’re visiting. You’d first ask where are the worthwhile places. Anything with any sketchiness to it is already extremely far out of sight and out of mind if you’re a normal person just going about your life and looking to enjoy yourself. I’ve never thought once about danger in my whole life in a “violent” city when any danger is hyper concentrated in places that would never cross my mind (or yours), because there’s already so many more worthwhile places to go to. Anyone who thinks first in terms of where to avoid danger is simply paranoid or already trying to brush up with danger. I don’t need to tell you or anyone to avoid Overtown, because they are already having fun in Coral Gables.
see? a lot of that is pretty 3rd world like
of course you should always be careful and not overly naive, but that "keep your head down, dont look at anyone, dont leave the hotel unaccompanied, and be back before sundown" mentality simply does not exist here
Lol what
Miami has way more gun violence than most cities in America and obviously it’s still safe for tourists
You’re just totally misinformed
Even in a city like Philly you can walk all around the downtown area without any danger as long as you don’t go to specifics areas after like 11pm
>Miami
If you want Latina pussy, then you've indeed come to the right place. And as a German you'd probably be scoring lots of it there (if you're not socially autistic).
But keep in mind it gets ridiculously hot there and, what's worse, humid as frick. As a player having to actual play in the games, Miami would be last on my list. Probably will affect the quality of the games.
>Boston
Yep, Boston is our most European city. It's how we built our cities before we lost our way.
>LA
By all means, go there, but don't expect too much. Southern Cali has a lot to offer in terms of nature, but LA is basically the absolute worst place to be there. Oh and Hollywood celebrities aren't just hanging around on every corner there either btw, the live in their gated neighborhoods in the hills and only come down to the plebs sporadically.
>NYC
If you liked it then, you'll probably like it still. Manhattan for example is still relatively safe.
Keep in mind tho that the WC games will take place in New Jersey. They just say NYC for marketing reasons (hard to advertize for something when it takes place in fricking Jersey).
>D.C.
Absolute worst place to have a WC or any sporting event lol
Hope it gets dropped, that city has no soul and is just a corrupt cesspool.
>Dallas
Soulless city as well. Austin would have been a better choice for Texas (though Dallas is a better choice over Houston, that's for sure).
>SF
There are still places left in SF that are fine. It's actually a really beautiful and unique city 2bh, just completely mismanaged unfortunately.
>Seattle
Yes, but that "Democrat Seattle pussy" will also be crazy and could quickly accuse you of rape if she has any regrets after you're done with her...
>Denver
I agree that Colorado is comfy, but Denver increasingly is not sadly.
I'd add Nashville to your list btw
Very underrated city and perhaps not well known among foreigners, but it has lots of (Southern) SOVL and would definitely make a great place to experience a WC.
Will American cops be able to handle football fan banter?
This could end up in a disaster if nobody tells them what to expect. As trigger-happy as they, some fans will likely get shot. FIFA needs to school them how to relax a bit and not shoot immediately when some fans do something stupid or cheeky.
I worry especially for the fans from England and the Balkans.
>I worry especially for the fans from England and the Balkans.
I worry that we won't shoot enough of them.
cops will probably drink with tourists and dance on the street.
I want Cinci to host some purely to take the hour drive down there to see Black folk get pissy with the banter
>Will American cops be able to handle football fan banter?
This isn't sissy Europols who stand and let riots happen you're dealing with. This is American cops who will shoot you dead upon ANY sign of rowdiness.
unless you're a n-word
CUM chads...I never felt a brotherhood as strong as today. We CUM alone, or we all CUM stronger together...
Cut the leafs out and just let the Amerisharts and Mexic**ts handle this.
Checked, agreed, we only have like 3 good stadiums in the whole country
Hearing rumours that the games here will be taking place in Vancouver (B.C. Place) and Toronto (once they expand BMO Field). Edmonton with their Commonweath Stadium is an outsider.
Let's see what happens, I will be going to all the games in Toronto for sure if I can get tickets. I know those scalpers with bots aren't gonna make it easy
Are you guys actually pissed about the stadiums? Other than the DC Baltimore meme the selections are honestly pretty good. If it was up to me I wouldn’t do any domes tho
We’re getting dc Baltimore aren’t we?
Apparently 10 stadiums for the US is most likely to be selected with 2 alternates if something happens (i.e. ultra race riots) where someone can't host.
Pick the 10 best stadiums to host the world cup ameribros
The soccer field down the street from me where cute girls play.
No order
>candlestick
>rose bowl
>seattle
>kansas city
>miami
>nashville
>israelite york
>pittsburgh
>green bay (kino)
>chicago
Frick LA and frick domes
>candlestick
Anon, I..
Frick i meant levis or whatever the niners play in
>the big house
Forgot about this one
>lsu la fed ex and domes
Shit taste
Levi's is a shithole, and sunnyvale is a gigantic pain in the ass to get to. And I say this as a 9ers fan
Well we have to include commiefornia somehow and frick LA
Don't worry man they'll expand the Bart to actually cover the full area any day now! Your taxes are hard at work!
lol I dont live there, I have to drive in from inland. BART has been expanding tho, used to only go to fremont and now it reaches all the way to San jose.
Quakes stadium or AT&T
>Rose Bowl
>Cotton Bowl
>LA Memorial
>Lambeau Field
>Seahawks Stadium
>Michigan Stadium
>LSU Stadium
>Robot Anus Park
>The BYU stadium that's always posted in aesthetic stadium threads
>FedEx Field (only if no stadium improvements are made for the next 4 years) (designated for England to play here)
Detroit
Chicago
St. Louis
Memphis
Baltimore
DC
Oakland
New Orleans
Philly
Cleveland
gullible tourists btfo'd (literally)
>oakland
Having to watch soccer with Raidspics fans is punishment enough
Anon, basketball americans dont watch soccer
>LA
>NY
>Dallas
>Miami
>Chicago
>Orlando
>Cincy
>ATL
>Denver
>Nashville
Well in Mexico we already know what cities and stadiums are going to host the games.
>Guadalajara (Akron)
>Monterrey (BBVA)
>Mexico City (Azteca)
Azteca will undergo a remodel and that's it. Highly recommend foreigners to only go to BBVA or Azteca, they're more accessible.
theyre not gonna alter the azteca's thin air aspect, are they?
Why are we sharing this shit? We don't lack stadiums. Hell we could give every game its own stadium
are YOU ready to pay $200+ for nosebleeds?
>foreigners actually think they're going to be able to afford tickets
lol! lmao!
wish I had this experience
I think in England the cap for stadium ticket is 30 pounds. They are in for a rude awakening here.
There’s a lot of soccer players/fans in Philly and the only thing our public transportation does well is getting people to the stadiums. The broad street line is kino on game days.
i believe the philly games will be based af
Why are they doing this moronic 3 team group format?
>when you see a German in miami roasting like a lobster in June
We can fit in a tidy little housing crisis between then and now
we've been fitting that in since 2020 m8
I don't care but they will be playing on real grass, right? there's no way I'd play on artificial turf
North Americhads it’s our soccer century.
Join us for the #FIFAWorldCup Host City announcements at 17.00 (EST)
twitter or youtube stream?
I dont know, this is just what FIFA's twitter says
it's on FS1 and Fifa+
translate that to gmt
or to bongs from now
10PM I think
cheers
>DUDE YOU CAN'T JUST WALK AROUND AT NIGHT IN THE SOUTH SIDE OF CHICAGO, YOU ARE A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY
b***h why the frick would I ever be there, none of you idiots will be either if you come here
Kansas City confirmed
euros will love our flyover city!
hope so, then euros can finally learn how boring the midwest is and stop fellating it as "real america"
ORLANDO CHADS WE IN HERE
honestly hoping Baltimore gets picked so I can shitpost for 4 years with the wire
https://www.cp24.com/video?clipId=68596
stream
>that domain name
its toronto's news station
>cp24
Is CIA really the governor of Baltimore?
mayor
governors are states my zoomer friend
Carcetti was based on Martin O'Malley who did become governor after becoming the mayor. He was an utter moron and I'm glad he got BTFO in the Presidential primaries
puliGOD with the fit
>it changes cities
lol. lmao. laughs in 2010, 2014, and 2018
>starts at 2:15
blatter you [redacted]
>cop siren on the street shoot
BASED FORESHADOWING
>MUSICAL PERFORMANCE FOR A STADIUM SELECTION SHOW
I went to Russia and had no real concern of danger. There's almost a certainly going to be a shooting in 2026 right?
Allah willing
>FIFA still showing Russia highlights and pictures of Moscow
wtf that's not legal
To all Euros here:
If Nashville is selected, you must go. It's the Bachelorette party capital of the country, and copious amounts of drunk women looking to get laid for the night. It's an excellent time.
stream?
Why a new thread for this?
Lets just stay here tbh
why don't they just build a massive offshore megastadium complex in the waters off the coast of the california-mexico border
STARTING
>ana jurka
you cannot suffer in mejico
TELEMUNDO MOMMY
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOO
>soccer
>soccer
>soccer
This WC is going to mindbreak non-Americans so hard.
Seattle, and Atlanta are locks
who let these fricking LEAFS in my country
THE MIDDLE OF A GLOBAL PANDEMIC AND THESE CHUDS ARE MASKLESS
>So desperate to say you're in New York you'll play in New Jersey
Lmao
andres cantoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrr
>MLS grew to be one of the best leagues in the world
>my home city miami
lmao, inter cant even play there
It will be at the hard rock and also a home game for any CONCACAF/CONMEBOL team
Is Las Vegas a nominee?
no
probably not, the lights only have an amateur field and its hot as frick
They don't play at soccer specific stadiums lol. They could play at the brand new Raiders stadium.
have the cities been announced yet?
it just started
it's FIFA so they spend an hour jerking themselves off
>Toronto
You already knew it was going to happen
sexo
I don't understand why Mexican and Canadian federations jumped on the "2026 sorry for being corrupt papa US, here is your WC" bandwagon, Canada and Mexico will only host like 10 games
be grateful that those 10 matches will merit an automatic qualification for your teams.
We play in CONCACAF mate, a joke confederation outside the top 4 and in 2026 more teams will qualify anyway
Canada would have never gotten one on their own and Mexico already hosted twice, so probably wouldn't have gotten it a third time alone either
Canada is a proxy state of the US and Mexico probably decided it would be best to not have to pay all of the necessary bribes themselves.
This is in the Fox News Studio kek
>NYC
>LA
>Seattle
>Atlanta
>Dallas
>Mexico City
>Guadalajara
>Toronto
>Vancouver
>Montreal
are all locks tbh
Monterrey Black person
ai mami
So what stadiums can I open carry at?
Any of the ones in Texas.
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Cinci
>Seattle AND Vancouver
Cringe
Hongcouver is CONFIRMED!
Hobo-attle is Confirmed!
GayFran Cisco is CONFIRMED
Los Spiceles is CONFIRMED
Guacamolajara is Confirmed
cope
frick lori lightfoot and all the monkeys that make my city a violent unappealing SHITHOLE
Seattle was a lock
god damn mexicans are annoying when they talk
EAST SHIT, LOS ANGELES
NORCAL CHADS WIN AGAIN
>
U WERE SAYING?
POST LINK PLEASE
>WESTERN REGION
>vancouver
>seattle
>san francisco - levi's
>los angeles - sofi
>guadalajara
Seattle is going to be unbelievable. That stadium is so kino.
LETS GOOOOOOO LA CHADS
Telemundo mami ay caramba
>Not Rose Bowl
ABSOLUTELY SOULLESS
>SoFi
I'm gonna have an aneurysm
Western host cities:
VANCOUVER
SEATTLE
SAN FRANCISCO
LOS ANGELES
GUADALAJARA
why did they divided like this?
literally all west coast cities were chosen
they’re doing central and east next
c'mon kcmo
Vancouver
Seattle
San Fran
Las Angels
Lamahara?? Mexico
ROSE BOWL BTFO
(it wasn't chosen because it doesn't have enough luxury boxes)
Unironically true, all FIFA care about when choosing stadiums is that they can host enough sponsors/FIFA execs
It's great for the Rose Bowl game, shitty for literally everything else
It's better the Soullessfi stadium
God damn I didn’t even think about this, definitely the main factor
how much did Kroenke pay to get it away from the Rose Bowl?
100 pounds of andenochrome
his wife paid senpai. she's the one with the money
gay ass bald homie
based Magic
>San Francisco Bay Area
whats your point?
Levi's in the summer would be disaster kek
shut the frick up homosexual, 85 degrees isnt hot
First 5 cities confirmed:
Vancouver, Canada
Seattle, USA
San Francisco, USA
Los Angeles, USA
Guadalajara, Mexico
Seattlebros.... We fought & won
PORTLAND BTFO
B
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F
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Hosting some World Cup games
Something that portland will never do
some months ago there was an article about SoFi not being large enough for soccer... will FIFA change the field dimensions requirements or will they reform SoFi?
>implying the rasm would remodel the stadium for some mickey mouse bullshit like the world cup
https://www.latimes.com/sports/soccer/story/2022-06-16/world-cup-2026-stadiums-locations-venues-rose-bowl-sofi-stadium
There's also the 2028 Olympics. I believe they'll change the dimensions requirements.
S E X
E E X
X X X
DOUBLE SEXOOOOOOOOO
Seattle is going to be so fricking kino frick Portland
In 2026 im going to be 22yrs old.
Bring on the european puuuussy to me BOOOOISSS.
Hope don't get aids tho
COOOMMMM
>global superstar Becky G
literally who?
Sebastian Lletget's cum dumpster
>nothing interesting to say about Kansas city
kek
Arrowhead chads, we won
it's funny but without mahomes I don't think KC gets the world cup.
>CENTRAL ZONE
>kansas city
>dallas
>atlanta
>houston
>monterrey
>mexico city
I wouldn't watch a world cup take place in such a place.
Only would watch the matches in Mexico
Don't recall asking
>dallass
>houston
time for gun bowl
aren't the temperatures there bretty high in the summer? is this world cup being moved to winter again?
Yes Black person what? You are pussy that can't withstand 40c°?
>40c
Mild compared to texas
That is the melting point of white people
Pussy texans withsand more
Both stadiums have retractable roofs
then how do i shoot my gun in the air?
>houston
literally why. Denver would make more sense
God I hope Seattle gets US vs GB. The shitposting would be legendary.
I HATE Black folk SO MUCH YOU RUINED MY CITY LORI LIGHTFOOT YOU UGLY IMP Black person
>he hasn't moved out yet
t. 2014 refugee
every winter I look at jobs but then the summer comes and I enjoy it
t. lake view yuppie
where did you move to
out of the state for college
shan't ever be returning
I will eventually chicago is dying a slow death
Will Europeans be able to survive the strip club environment of Atlanta?
Blue demon lol
Guadalara stadium
looks pretty defensible for a stadium, i like it
needs a moat and some sort of designed killing field on the largest entrance
Central cities:
Kansas City, USA
Atlanta, USA
Dallas, USA
Houston, USA
Monterrey, Mexico
Mexico City, Mexico
How is Atlanta a central city?
because they wanted to load up the east coast and couldn't have like 8 cities in the east.
>called central group
>all southern cities
Atlanta is on the east coast kek
Where else would they have games? Winnipeg? Central north america is pretty bare
why are they showing all those non-footballers?
It's a normoid circlejerk
in USA only celebs make our sporting events relevant
BLUE DEMON
WHO Fhite HERE
What cities have gotten cucked so far?
portland, denver, uhhhhh Minneapolis?
TJ/San Diego
san diego doesn't have a stadium and tijuana is scary
Denver, Cincinnati and Nashville
Nashville is way better than Houston
So probably
>Toronto
>New Jersey pretending it's New York
>Miami
>Baltimore pretending it's Washington
>Either Boston or Philly
I hope to god Baltimore doesn't get it, what a shithole
They will because "we have to play in the capitol!" even though it's fricking Baltimore and people will get mugged lmao
Lmao at including Atlanta as a central city
My city, Monterrey, will host games, lads! So fricking happy!!!
Congrats, that stadium deserves WC matches
Im from MTY too, are you are chiriguillo? If so i hate and get out of hereeeeee niggeeeerr reeeeeeeeeeeee
Frick no, I'm a proud 100% chad regio
*high fives*
That's great fren, white gigachad here too, let's see how many white pussy comes to Mty, im gonna COOOOMMM so HARD.
All those beautiful European women will finally meet our proud North Empire.
>US stream
>lets have guys talking in spanish
Lost that battle a long time ago amigo
bro have you not been paying attention the past 20 years
US doesn't have an official language, moron
The final better be in Mexico
so now its pretty much confirmed the east zone is boston, ny, toronto, miami, and dc, right?
>all these euros afraid of temps when we have A/C
>bombston
PHILLYCHADS GET IN HERE
>all she can say about boston is Bennifer
lmao
>EAST COAST
>toronto
>boston
>philadelphia
>miami
>new york/new jersey
Toronto
Boston
Philadelphia
Miami
New York/New Jersey
Orlando Chads.... what went wrong?
too many gay nightclub shootings, they were worried about player safety
Being a Disney resort surrounded by a dumpster fire probably didn't help
Too many Puerto Ricans who can't into soccer
We don't want it here anyways... City's become way too overcrowded. Plus the Camping World Coliseum is a glorified dump that would've needed extensive work anyways to be fit for the WC which would've meant grifting a.k.a. more stealing more of our taxpayer dollars in order to make the necessary improvements, i.e. build some sort of roofing for both players and fans, in order for FIFA to approve the stadium to be playable for 2026.
ehhh they usually have a huge stock of money from travel they mostly spend on improving roads along I-Drive and Disney. They could've used the tax money they make from hues and yuropeans visiting Disney to invest in Camping World. I live within walking distance so I was hoping to go. Although I do agree, too many buttholes keep moving here. It's becoming too expensive
Cincinnati, Nashville, and Baltimore btfo
Gonna jerk off to this presenter chick later
i missed her name what is it
Ana Jurka
now I want to frick her more
I'm gonna JURKAff to her pretty soon haha get it
Get it?
wow, DC/Baltimore got fricked. Based
Phillychads rise up
>toxic waste dump FC
>"The city that never sleeps"
>East Rutherford New Jersey
>no orlando
LMAO
>Philly
Based. Now the rest of the world gets to meet the fans that threw batteries at santa
World Cup now has SOVL
Hope all the tourists get to try Wawa and Tastykakes
Wow, sounds hardcore, bro. Honestly, I think the world will get to witness other kinds of savagery in Atlanta, Houston and, indeed, Philadelphia.
Will all stadiums have A/C on the pitch like Qatar?
The absolute state of Ohio
Eastern cities:
Toronto, Canada
Boston, USA
Philadelphia, USA
Miami, USA
New York/New Jersey, USA
Baltimore/DC and Orlando KEKED
>Seattle
>Miami
Very kino
2nd rate """"cities"""" in a seethe
Miami probably the worse to play in with the humidity.
>already doing precope
>No DC
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Miami chads we did it!
>Chongas
>Home game for any LatAm team
>ass and breasts everywhere
>1 (one) midwest city
>gloria estefan, some literally who on the pats, the roots, brian williams and john stewart
who the hell picked these people
Gloria is Miami royalty
>LOSERS
>Edmonton
>Cincinnati
>Orlando
>Baltimore
>Nashville
>Denver
>Rose Bowl
wtf Denver got cucked
Why not denver tho?
Calgarian here, thank you for not choosing Edmonton.
PULISGOD ON
flyover chuds blown the absolute frick out
the only non flyover cities on that list are NYC and LA.
Why no Montreal?
French-speaking part of NA totally cucked
>Live dead center between KC and Philly, distance to either is the same south to Atlanta
FRICK
>the absolute state of the Midwest, Alberta, and Quebec
>Not choosing Denver
Massive mistake. KC is awful
this, Denver/Colorado at least has character. KC is a literal who place
KC has better food than Denver, Pot is legal in Seattle and Canada. Denver is irrelevant and isolated compared to the other locations. Makes sense.
KC's food is only marginally better than Denver, if at all.
It has a smaller airport, literally nothing to do around it, and dogshit public transportation. Denver has the mountains for tourists to appreciate that portion of the US, is a top 10 airport in the US, and has pretty solid public transport.
KC couldn't be more forgettable of a city and is easily the worst choice from the US cities. Did they decide to give Canada a third in Edmonton instead of taking Denver?
It is old as shit. In theory it's a great venue, but in practice it's going to be average as shit and it's 25 miles away from downtown with no public transit.
Denver chili and omelettes blow the frick out of whatever KC calls BBQ (which is just shittier Texas BBQ, they even get mogged by Carolina BBQ which is just zingy mustard)
is Arrowhead Stadium good enough for a game. It looks old as shit
they don't want Bolivia to have an unfair advantage
>skipping out on the capital because it's a total shithole
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
what do all the bad cities have in common? hint, it rhymes with BELLY JIGGERS
PuliGOD MY KING
>TFW no World Cup in Hersheypark Stadium
does puli even like philly or is he a yinzer?
Midwest locking in their status as flyover states, lmao
Portlandbros... we lost...
thought you were soccer city USA what happened
>Thinking Fifa wants all the tourists and their big clients getting attacked by Antifa
but they put games in seattle
>implying the host cities won't have security up the ass with cops and cameras everywhere
They don't have a stadium
The biggest one is the timber stadium which seats like 25k
>2 cities in Texas
Absolutely based my bros
frick yeah
CONFIRMED HOST CITIES:
>Western:
Vancouver, Canada
Seattle, USA
San Francisco, USA
Los Angeles, USA
Guadalajara, Mexico
>Central:
Edmonton, Canada
Kansas City, USA
Atlanta, USA
Dallas, USA
Houston, USA
Monterrey, Mexico
Mexico City, Mexico
>Eastern
Toronto, Canada
Boston, USA
New York/New Jersey, USA
Philadelphia, USA
Miami, USA
3 Canadian cities, 3 Mexican cities, 11 US cities
Thoughts?
Oops, Edmonton hasn't made it actually
Make sure you do Seattle, the stadium is incredible
>almost all American host cities are soulless globohomosexual coastal shitholes
I’m sorry
>t. suburban weenie
>t. Cletus from backwater louisiana
sorry it's not Des Moines, Iowa, grandpa
friendly reminder to all the chicanos, you’re not american, you’re not mexican, you have no identity, we don’t want you, the mexicans don’t want you, you work low skill jobs, you’re fat, you smell, and you’re ugly
As someone born in mexico but nevertheless not a mestizo, i can confirm that no one likes chicanos alias "ponchos"
how do I buy tickets before those scalper n*ggers get them all
Dallas getting the final calling it now Mexico city gets the opener
Final will be in LA I bet
>Some team has to fly cross-country for the final
No that sucks too much
semis and finals will be in the same stadium probably, also too fricking bad
Semis in LA & NY
Final in Dallas
Fair for everyone
>by 2026 soccer will be #1 in this country
Really hope not, i like more nfl
fatcollidegays btfo
>kc
>Seattle
Absolutely kino
I get why they picked sofi but LA has two other stadiums with actual sporting history.
FIFA doesn't pay the bills with sporting history
Those two venues don't have corporate suites though
why would you put it in KC and not st louis
it makes sense they chose all the cities that are beaner infested shitholes, they’re the only ones that watch this sport
>seattle
>vancouver
>san francisco
>mexican
>Implying the city in California isn't beaner
San francisco literally isnt unless you specifically go to the mission district, moron
>they're
THEY ARE THE ONLY ONES
dumb fricking wetback
their their, no need to be upset 🙂
I would frick Becky G if you know what I mean
she's dating a MLShitter, you probably got a shot
Pero que pinche asco
She's the goblina meme in realife
You will never frick a woman like that in your lives, morons.
Lmao i only frick white girls thx indio but no
>GOBLINA
>REGGETONERA
INTO THE TRASH IT GOES
>no games in Bismarck, North Dakota
Sad!
Which city gets the final? If it's the biggest stadium then it's Dallas, right?
the one with the most luxury boxes so fifa can sell them for $100,000 each
When do they announce it? FIFA are experts at dragging shit out for as long as possible.
probably not until the pot draw in 4 years
So most likely SoFi
Opening game and final Game
I'd bet East Rutherford
Does North America have good transit systems?
It's different city to city.
KC barbeque is the most overrated thing in the world. It might only be better than Denver because there's very few regional specialties in Denver. Not quite a foody city.
if by transit systems you mean interstate highways and 4 lane main roads then yes
the east coast cities do, if you don’t mind being harassed by toothless Black folk that stink like shit
Miamigay here. Our stadium is on the outskirts and hood adjacent. The F1 race was there and everyone seethed. Plenty of parking but I'm sure they'll block off a part for VIPs and shit.
On the other hand there will most likely be a fanfest in South Beach so plenty of ass & breasts for your viewing pleasure
So you can’t travel safely by train or bike in all of the cities? I’d be sad
>travel safely by train or bike
>IN MEXICO
our population density is spread out far more than any major place in Europe so that is why we transport differently
now go back to /n/
No, Kansas City public transit covers maybe 2% of the city. They don't have a lightrail around the city. Most of the others have decent public transit except LA, that's gonna be a shitshow just based on normal traffic.
by train or bike
Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
....
Hahahaahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahaha
You gonna get raped blondie
maybe its for the best the Rose Bowl didn't make it otherwise euros would have been in for a surprise
Well you can at least take airplane from City to city cheaply right? Dont you have an equivalent to EasyJet, Ryanair, or whizz where a plane ticket costs you 40-50$? That is what it is from London to Paris which is about the same distance from Houston to Dallas
about the same price to fly from dallas to houston
>august
Anon I..
I just plugged it into google and screenshotted the first result and didn't even look at the dates. I don't care that much haha
Frontier is our cheapest widely available airline, but they charge out the ass for checked bags. It's going to be relatively expensive for foreigners visiting the US to travel to different cities.
You have no idea how shocking it was to see Ryanair’s rates when I flew around Europe. You guys have no idea how easy you have it
Miami in the summer months is the last place you want to do any outdoor activities in
>muh 80% humidity
>muh hurricane season
>muh daily afternoon thunderstorms
Fun fact: our baseball stadium has a retractable roof and has hosted soccer games in the past
Our football stadium has no roof
Matches should start at 7-8 PM. An afternoon kickoff is suicidal and would require water breaks every 10 min.
Yeah I grew up playing soccer in tournaments and when travel teams from north eastern states came they would literally pass out from heat stroke kek
I despise people like you that they built the roof for. The full blast of South Florida heat was the best filter against snowbird fans you could ask for.
Why do you think public transport is unpopular in the US, you idiot?
NY's subway is SHIT tier and getting anywhere by bus takes forever. But its not in NY, its in...SCENIC new jersey
>LA
lmao. just lmao
>SF
BART and muni work fine(caltrans?) but unless the city does something about its rampant homeless problem youre going to see hell on earth
They should've set up a stadium at Monument Valley
Mexican morons thinking Azteca Stadium gets the opening game / opening ceremony
Hear me: the azteca renew will be a dud, everything here is botched
Emilio Azcarraga the thrid speaking of the stadium renews
>full of rethorical shit
>still living in the past
>muh 70's
>muh 86
>muh Maradona
and for the people, remember the toilets in Azteca stadium are 4th world Tier
Edmontonbros... not like this.
I'm from Monterrey and I'm not happy. The US WC's scraps aren't worthy of our BBVA. Only a few games from the groups phase and nothing is the same, except nothing is more dignified than scraps and it costs... well nothing.
And 48 teams my goodness, i can only imagine what kind of matches will take place on the groups phase.
you will host cape verde v solomon islands and you will enjoy it
Aren’t you the one baseball city in Mexico anyways
Yes, but Football is more popular here anyways. Also BBVA is like, literally the most spectacular stadium in the world (going viral rn on Twitter) so it's just going to be wasted on worthless scraps.
Why the hell are even Mexico, Monterrey and Canade included in this anyway?
agreed, any mexican celebrating this shit is a stupid pos
this cup is not canada-usa-mexico wc, it's usa & slaves wc
why host only 10 leftover matches between fodder teams like el salvador vs romania? should have stayed out of this
anyway, frick yon de luisa and femexcuck
and remember the terrible Azteca stadium
Toilets from 4th World, not even Third world
Why would anyone go to a WC scrap match on Mexico City's Estadio Azteca anyway?
Also the stadium is not able to host a WC match and i highly doubt it will be ready in 4 years.
and dont forget the terrible car traffic in that spot
this will be our best shot to make it to a world cup so I'll take it
>el salvador
good luck and checked
you ungrateful fricks are complaining about hosting your THIRD (3rd) (three times) world cup, shut up
>And 48 teams my goodness, i can only imagine what kind of matches will take place on the groups phase.
China vs. Panama
>canada will win the WC before america
feels SO good
Cool
>everyone blasted kc got in
Enjoy nothingness while I get trashed at Denmark v UAE in 4 years, b***h.
>literally america's team
>everyone
just the denvergays seething at big brother again
Should have been Pittsburgh
absolutely disgusting, tbh, not even an MLS squad
WUT'S ALL THIS THEN
>city lost
>be sad
>city won
>shit traffic
imagine not even speaking english and having to navigate houston. people gonna die.
who deserves it for 2030?
Colombia/Ecuador/Peru (for the lost world cup in 1986) or the Southern Cone (for the 100th anniversary of the 1st world cup in Uruguay)