Do you think that Dave even believes these? Or is he just doing it for the reactions?
Do you really think he believes the dogshit Jericho Hook match was better than Rock Hogan? There is no actual way to explain how it would be better in any way. The crowd was chanting for one of them to retire, most of it was awkward to watch, and it had business exposing botches as well as a flat finish and shit build.
Okay, so you're saying he rated a dogshit match 3 stars. Not a good look for Dave. I'll hear you out though, where were the botches and how was Jericho Hook better in any way?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>he rated a dogshit match 3 stars
Because of the crowd >where were the botches
lmao where aren't there? Hogan can barely walk, can't bump, made Rock's offense look like shit the entire match. Everything after le faceoff is the drizzling shits.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>everything about the match sucked >the live crowd loved it >the people watching it on TV loved it >it's been 20 years and people still talk about the match >everything about the match sucked
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
now tell us about how much you think Taylor Swift and Beyonce are the greatest artists of your lifetime
2 weeks ago
Fair-minded Anon
Looks fine compared to the whiff and botch with Hook coming off the stairs to hit Jericho, especially when that webm is at 75 percent speed. So how was Hook Jericho with a bad crowd reaction better than Rock Hogan?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>HoganNXT.webm
lmao this homie is eternally seething
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>look at this slowed down webm of a match Dave rated 3 stars
Okay, doesn't look so bad, really. Hogan tried to go over the top, bounced off and bump low. Doesn't take me out of it.
Hey, check out this slowed down webm of a match Dave rated 6.5. Oh wait it's not slowed down LMAO
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Hogan tried to go over the top, bounced off and bump low. Doesn't take me out of it.
because WWE is for morons and children
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
But enough about your sexual preferences
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>etard fails no pedo fantasies for a day challenge
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
the hesitation before he finally does the flip makes the entire thing look idiotic. why does everyone move like this, these days? the apprehension, it not only looks bad, it makes thing more likely to end in injury than a quick fluid motion would.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
this webm actually shows the difference between today's shitters and real wrestlers like Hogan
If today's flowchart gays would have botched the flip out of the ring they would have immediately after done some obnoxious backflip for no reason, or just redid the entire spot and completely break any form of immersion.
Hogan is an actual worker though, so when he can't do the flip out, he makes it look like he took an especially hard shot, falls to the ground, sells for a half second to shake the cobwebs, and then rolls out without breaking any immersion in the match
This webm is literally a showcase of high tier pro wrestling, but your brain is fried and you simply watch to see twinks do fliparinos because you refuse to be immersed in the product and have to constantly remind yourself everything is fake anyway because you're embarrassed you like pro wrestling
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah, I agree. It's a botch but he covers it up nicely.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
frick off pig
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Good sell
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
worse than Moxley, actually
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>he rated a dogshit match 3 stars
Because of the crowd >where were the botches
lmao where aren't there? Hogan can barely walk, can't bump, made Rock's offense look like shit the entire match. Everything after le faceoff is the drizzling shits.
>guy didn't do a backflip >guy didn't spike himself for real on a head bump
is this all you watch wrestling for? you can literally watch backyard feds from 2000 and see people do that shit better than the slow plodding unathletic dweebs do today because wrestling was actually popular then and the yardtards used to be athletic jocks
Of course not, but he needs AEW to succeed as it’s literally built to cater to his taste, and it failing proves his ideas about professional wrestling don’t draw.
Probably not but he desperately wants AEW to last as long as possible so that he has more to write about and more ‘content’ to provide to the suckers that pay to listen to him trip over the English language
Yeah what is even the point of the rating system at that point? Five out of five is perfection, it can't be any better. So what does six stars even mean?
Giving half points was always stupid. What's the difference between a 2.5 and a 2.25? You use a 5 point system because it's easy to follow. 1 is garbage, 2 is below average, 3 is average, 4 is above average, and 5 is amazing. It's that easy. Dipshit meltzer making things too complicated for no reason.
people in your neighborhood will still be talking about how the fire department had to knock down a wall of your house to extricate your morbidly obese corpse 20 years from now
At this point he's just rating these things like it's a Tony Hawk or DMC run, just keep doing combos to get a big score. Guy probably has some multiplier going up in his brain and if there's a botch, the combo ends. Nothing to do with if it's actually a good match
crazy how this guy is just getting started and literally putting better matches then kurt angle EVER did ...on a weekly basis...6 star bangers every month guys. i think the rushmore of wrestling already is rock/hogan/flair/ospreay
I actually watched the first Okada vs Omega the other day, that Ospreay match was not close, the action was worse, slower, it felt like they were half-assing for 30 minutes while Okada vs Omega was 47 minutes of top class execution.
It's funny to me that normally, whichever hobby board you try picking up and browsing, Fhite is generally contrarian central and a sizeable amount of people have a groupthink thing that's totally different from le normies they can all generally agree on being good except /aspw/ which almost unanimously agrees that the most popular fed is probably the best. That tells you all you need to know about how garbage Meltzerslop is, most people can't even pretend to like it lmao
Because people with working eyes can see that the flippy shit Meltzer worships doesn’t look good. Everyone knows wrestling is fake but the shit meltzer worships blatantly acknowledges that it’s fake and doesn’t care
Why do you morons keep saying this?
Fhite rags on arthouse cinema, Fhite rags on indie games. Metrical arguments are used on every board.
It also doesn't help that the alternative for "mainstream" pro wrestling just happens to be absolute fricking trash. I'm sure if AEW was a genuine high-quality niche you'd see the discourse you'd expect, but AEW is both less-popular and awful dog shit.
>it's another 'drones have a melty about a guy's opinion again' episode
I thought he was an irrelevant hack? Why is it fans of the red hot fed, who are all about the mainstream and casual appeal, concern themselves with the opinions of a guy who writes a news letter for a few thousand smarks?
It just a matter of time before ospreay will have had more 6* matches then the entire wwe,wcw and tna have 5* matches combined. Literally a living legend. In 20 years well remember the ospreay era like we remember the attitude era now
>the oceanspray era will have an enduring legacy
It's already popular as hell on planet rerard my friend. Sadly though, their collective memory is like a goldfish. Long before oceanspray has met his misawa fate, they will have found a yummy new flipperino self insert. Look at the way they (including dave) already turned on kenny like yesterday's news.
Finally, the real ratings. Who cares about tv ratings or attendance, all we care about is Meltzer stars
What's the highest he's ever given?
7 for one of the Okada/Omega matches iirc
7 stars for Omega vs Okada 2 out of 3 falls.
6.5 makes it the second best match ever in his opinion.
It was 8 stars Dave. Do better.
nope, 15.75 stars.
Okada Pac was better than Ospreay BD
I also felt that way.
Do you really think he believes the dogshit Jericho Hook match was better than Rock Hogan? There is no actual way to explain how it would be better in any way. The crowd was chanting for one of them to retire, most of it was awkward to watch, and it had business exposing botches as well as a flat finish and shit build.
Rock Hogan was also dog shit and had more botches
>Rock Hogan was also dog shit
sorry you don't know anything about pro wrestling 🙁
It’s literally the greatest professional wrestling match of all time. If you do not like it you fundamentally do not get professional wrestling.
Okay, so you're saying he rated a dogshit match 3 stars. Not a good look for Dave. I'll hear you out though, where were the botches and how was Jericho Hook better in any way?
>he rated a dogshit match 3 stars
Because of the crowd
>where were the botches
lmao where aren't there? Hogan can barely walk, can't bump, made Rock's offense look like shit the entire match. Everything after le faceoff is the drizzling shits.
>everything about the match sucked
>the live crowd loved it
>the people watching it on TV loved it
>it's been 20 years and people still talk about the match
>everything about the match sucked
now tell us about how much you think Taylor Swift and Beyonce are the greatest artists of your lifetime
Looks fine compared to the whiff and botch with Hook coming off the stairs to hit Jericho, especially when that webm is at 75 percent speed. So how was Hook Jericho with a bad crowd reaction better than Rock Hogan?
>HoganNXT.webm
lmao this homie is eternally seething
>look at this slowed down webm of a match Dave rated 3 stars
Okay, doesn't look so bad, really. Hogan tried to go over the top, bounced off and bump low. Doesn't take me out of it.
Hey, check out this slowed down webm of a match Dave rated 6.5. Oh wait it's not slowed down LMAO
>Hogan tried to go over the top, bounced off and bump low. Doesn't take me out of it.
because WWE is for morons and children
But enough about your sexual preferences
>etard fails no pedo fantasies for a day challenge
the hesitation before he finally does the flip makes the entire thing look idiotic. why does everyone move like this, these days? the apprehension, it not only looks bad, it makes thing more likely to end in injury than a quick fluid motion would.
this webm actually shows the difference between today's shitters and real wrestlers like Hogan
If today's flowchart gays would have botched the flip out of the ring they would have immediately after done some obnoxious backflip for no reason, or just redid the entire spot and completely break any form of immersion.
Hogan is an actual worker though, so when he can't do the flip out, he makes it look like he took an especially hard shot, falls to the ground, sells for a half second to shake the cobwebs, and then rolls out without breaking any immersion in the match
This webm is literally a showcase of high tier pro wrestling, but your brain is fried and you simply watch to see twinks do fliparinos because you refuse to be immersed in the product and have to constantly remind yourself everything is fake anyway because you're embarrassed you like pro wrestling
Yeah, I agree. It's a botch but he covers it up nicely.
frick off pig
Good sell
worse than Moxley, actually
>guy didn't do a backflip
>guy didn't spike himself for real on a head bump
is this all you watch wrestling for? you can literally watch backyard feds from 2000 and see people do that shit better than the slow plodding unathletic dweebs do today because wrestling was actually popular then and the yardtards used to be athletic jocks
>one of the three biggest matches of all time was dogshit
unironically find a new hobby than pro wrestling if that's what you think
>>it was good because it was popular
>the thing meant to entertain people was immensely successful in doing so
yes
>I base my personal enjoyment on other people's opinions because the fed said I should
aewtrannies do be having wwe tats
>>I base my personal enjoyment on other people's opinions because meltzer said I should
>the greatest professional wrestling match of all time was shit
You need a new hobby moron
>>the greatest professional wrestling match of all time
on planet moron
But enough about your whereabouts
>five star system
>can go above five stars
?
Hasn’t been a 5 star system since before you ever even heard of it.
It was a 4 star system long before Dave ruined it.
>Dave gonna get shat on for that Willow/Julia score
Was Kazuchika Okada vs. Pac really as good as Cody vs Roman?
No, it was better
answers from people who don't live on planet moron only
It was better.
none of the dynaslop matches were
different promotions have different curves.
Do you think Tony brings up the meltzerino stars when he's negotiating the tv deals?
It's confirmed he uses cagematch ratings which are even less meaningful so I'm sure
Do you think that Dave even believes these? Or is he just doing it for the reactions?
Meltzer has been engagement trolling ever since 2016.
Of course not, but he needs AEW to succeed as it’s literally built to cater to his taste, and it failing proves his ideas about professional wrestling don’t draw.
Probably not but he desperately wants AEW to last as long as possible so that he has more to write about and more ‘content’ to provide to the suckers that pay to listen to him trip over the English language
he's doing it because le star heckin ratings is the only cope gAyEWtroons have left
In hindsight, Dave must regret breaking his scale
In the 80s? Cause that’s when it broke.
He likes that Toni/Rosa match better than most
I didn't see the show, but was that Jericho match terrible? That appalling Adam Cole match got 3.25 too.
hecking audiencerino is unhappy jericho won
Out of 10? Pretty bad.
piggies finna squeal
Rating anything 6.5/5 makes you either a seven year old girl, or a spazz.
Yeah what is even the point of the rating system at that point? Five out of five is perfection, it can't be any better. So what does six stars even mean?
Giving half points was always stupid. What's the difference between a 2.5 and a 2.25? You use a 5 point system because it's easy to follow. 1 is garbage, 2 is below average, 3 is average, 4 is above average, and 5 is amazing. It's that easy. Dipshit meltzer making things too complicated for no reason.
Its a 4 star scale sweetie not 5
Your and idiot. Just because some israelite movie reviewer gave 4 stars. Go suck some circumcised israeli dick
>according to meltzer, every match on this card other than the Julia Hart one was better than Rock vs Hogan
he's right
yeah people will for sure still be talking about Toni Storm vs thunder Rosa 20 years from now
people in your neighborhood will still be talking about how the fire department had to knock down a wall of your house to extricate your morbidly obese corpse 20 years from now
>lost the argument and went rogue
yep
At this point he's just rating these things like it's a Tony Hawk or DMC run, just keep doing combos to get a big score. Guy probably has some multiplier going up in his brain and if there's a botch, the combo ends. Nothing to do with if it's actually a good match
Meltzer doesn't know what good professional wrestling looks like
Dave is shoot moronic. We've known this for years now.
It was a great match, but second greatest match of all time???
crazy how this guy is just getting started and literally putting better matches then kurt angle EVER did ...on a weekly basis...6 star bangers every month guys. i think the rushmore of wrestling already is rock/hogan/flair/ospreay
>star bangers
more like 607k
>6.5
Dave's ratings are so fricking funny
It’s crazy how apparently from 2017 to now we’re in the greatest era of professional wrestling even though no one is watching
>that eddie kingston match
>4 stars+
LMAO
Ironically it was a good match.
Besides Eddie.
I actually watched the first Okada vs Omega the other day, that Ospreay match was not close, the action was worse, slower, it felt like they were half-assing for 30 minutes while Okada vs Omega was 47 minutes of top class execution.
How many tickets did they sell?
Less tickets and PPV buys than their last one lmao
>-.5 for this
And you all claimed this webm didn’t get over. It clearly effected meltzerberg
It's funny to me that normally, whichever hobby board you try picking up and browsing, Fhite is generally contrarian central and a sizeable amount of people have a groupthink thing that's totally different from le normies they can all generally agree on being good except /aspw/ which almost unanimously agrees that the most popular fed is probably the best. That tells you all you need to know about how garbage Meltzerslop is, most people can't even pretend to like it lmao
Because people with working eyes can see that the flippy shit Meltzer worships doesn’t look good. Everyone knows wrestling is fake but the shit meltzer worships blatantly acknowledges that it’s fake and doesn’t care
Why do you morons keep saying this?
Fhite rags on arthouse cinema, Fhite rags on indie games. Metrical arguments are used on every board.
It also doesn't help that the alternative for "mainstream" pro wrestling just happens to be absolute fricking trash. I'm sure if AEW was a genuine high-quality niche you'd see the discourse you'd expect, but AEW is both less-popular and awful dog shit.
I prefer the cagematch ratings, thanks.
Pure desperation from Meltzer.
>greatest ppv of all time according to meltzer
>no 700k for the dynamite that followed it
hmmm
Hook/Jericho was fricking terrible. No way was it above 2 stars. Meltzer is out of his fricking mind.
Ospreay/Danielson was more around 4 stars or so.
>it's another 'drones have a melty about a guy's opinion again' episode
I thought he was an irrelevant hack? Why is it fans of the red hot fed, who are all about the mainstream and casual appeal, concern themselves with the opinions of a guy who writes a news letter for a few thousand smarks?
He's extremely fun to laugh at. Remember when he wrote that a man had his brain removed in surgery? Lmao.
>NOOOOO STOP DISCUSSING WRESTLING RELATED SUBJECTS ON A WRESTLING BOARD
why come wwe fans in ya head rent free
>6.5 stars
>ratings plummet and is forgotten about next day and not even followed up on Dynamite in any away
LMAO
>6.5 on a 5 point scale
Memeltzer's moron star system.
Now he is adding more start to justify his stupid biased opinions
why are you typing out messages you quote? are you a moronic zoomer who has never used a PC and doesn't even know how to use the clipboard?
It just a matter of time before ospreay will have had more 6* matches then the entire wwe,wcw and tna have 5* matches combined. Literally a living legend. In 20 years well remember the ospreay era like we remember the attitude era now
who
>In 20 years well remember the ospreay era like we remember the attitude era now
>the oceanspray era will have an enduring legacy
It's already popular as hell on planet rerard my friend. Sadly though, their collective memory is like a goldfish. Long before oceanspray has met his misawa fate, they will have found a yummy new flipperino self insert. Look at the way they (including dave) already turned on kenny like yesterday's news.
>In 20 years well remember the ospreay era like we remember the attitude era now
Ah, the weekly "I have no taste" announcements from Meltzer. What on earth would we do without them.
>I had a five star match
>um well actually I had a 6 star match
>ok well I had a 6.5 star match
It's like a toddler arguing