You mean they couldn't compete so they picked up different sports that England didn't care about. America is the single biggest prime example of it. Even worse is that they slightly altered the rules of existing sports that England didn't care about just so they could be the best in the world* at them.
>Take a game for children, something like rounders >Call it "baseball" >Take a game for women, something like netball >Call it "basketball" >Take a game for men, something like rugby >Remember you aren't men so you have to wear lots of padding and call it "football" (which it isn't anyway) >Take a game for children and women, something like hockey >Remember you don't have any grass so play it on ice instead, then remember you're bigger pussies than children and women and have to wear padding anyway
You mean they couldn't compete so they picked up different sports that England didn't care about. America is the single biggest prime example of it. Even worse is that they slightly altered the rules of existing sports that England didn't care about just so they could be the best in the world* at them.
>Take a game for children, something like rounders >Call it "baseball" >Take a game for women, something like netball >Call it "basketball" >Take a game for men, something like rugby >Remember you aren't men so you have to wear lots of padding and call it "football" (which it isn't anyway) >Take a game for children and women, something like hockey >Remember you don't have any grass so play it on ice instead, then remember you're bigger pussies than children and women and have to wear padding anyway
Rather we picked up every sport Britain has and then proceeded to wipe the floor with them for over a century.
Thrashed in Cricket so bad it became infamous
Poms still haven't recovered. They hate us because they are just so jealous
How in the world did UAE give Australian more of a trouble than Peru? Peru couldn’t even pass properly. Is Asia underrated and South America overrated?
Chinese were never good at team sports
. China has actually spent massively on soccer but the chinks are terrible at team sport because at a young age they are always told to snake each other to get ahead
Because the world cup is not the best 32 teams in the world. You basically get affirmative action type qualifying so countries like you and Canada can play.
There's a thing called seeding, if you are a good team and earn it by getting good results, you get first seed. The USA would be third seeds if they were in UEFA and have one of the top teams in the world in their group along with another team like Switzerland, Poland, or Sweden and they'd have to finish second just to get to a play off. They'd never see the world cup again.
NZ piece is missing
I can't wait... burn the gay sport down from within
your kids will play soccer
they will watch ronaldinho highlights on youtube
they will eat the messi burger
and you will be happy
My kids will play soccer until 10 and then will pick a real sport. Soccer is for small children and women.
until then real sports will be banned (FIFA is trying to kill Football with CTE propaganda)
Brazil always make the handegg World Cup
I wonder how the after game showers are haha
>every anglo offshoot of England hates soccer so much they pick up different sports
You mean they couldn't compete so they picked up different sports that England didn't care about. America is the single biggest prime example of it. Even worse is that they slightly altered the rules of existing sports that England didn't care about just so they could be the best in the world* at them.
>Take a game for children, something like rounders
>Call it "baseball"
>Take a game for women, something like netball
>Call it "basketball"
>Take a game for men, something like rugby
>Remember you aren't men so you have to wear lots of padding and call it "football" (which it isn't anyway)
>Take a game for children and women, something like hockey
>Remember you don't have any grass so play it on ice instead, then remember you're bigger pussies than children and women and have to wear padding anyway
pretty sure field hockey is no contact
what's cricket then?
England is a choke artist fricking joke who already got 2nd in the USA's group after talking shit.
The US is winning the group. Southgate out after the three shit kitties lose in the knockout round. Anglob Owl.Get hype.
Remember when some old British hag invented soccer because the men didn’t have anything to do while they cooked lol
point on
Rather we picked up every sport Britain has and then proceeded to wipe the floor with them for over a century.
Thrashed in Cricket so bad it became infamous
Poms still haven't recovered. They hate us because they are just so jealous
How in the world did UAE give Australian more of a trouble than Peru? Peru couldn’t even pass properly. Is Asia underrated and South America overrated?
Imagine the butthurt if one of us wins or at least gets far. It makes me hard
imagine if the sporting nations gave a shit about soccer
Chinese were never good at team sports
. China has actually spent massively on soccer but the chinks are terrible at team sport because at a young age they are always told to snake each other to get ahead
Yes yes, however
Great, its usa dont care about futebol thread number 500
Best part is: usa has more people who cares then peru since peru is a small country
cope
you thought wed suck your wiener like euros and beaners do
is this year's cup going to be anglosphere-ball?
>not being a multisport chad
ISHYGDDT
feels good famalam
soul
Nations of immigrants eventually become good at soccer
Why is the canadian team filled with Black folk, while the australian team is filled with aryan hyberchads?
Canadians are weak effeminate cucks
Why would slaves be bought to an island of British exported slaves and criminals?
Because the world cup is not the best 32 teams in the world. You basically get affirmative action type qualifying so countries like you and Canada can play.
>Two microstates, three impoverished ex-Warsaw Pact nations
So what's England's affirmative action handicap?
There's a thing called seeding, if you are a good team and earn it by getting good results, you get first seed. The USA would be third seeds if they were in UEFA and have one of the top teams in the world in their group along with another team like Switzerland, Poland, or Sweden and they'd have to finish second just to get to a play off. They'd never see the world cup again.
alot of coping itt