*eyes glow murder red*. What do you do?

*eyes glow murder red*

What do you do?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shooting the shoulder seems to work

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe Miz's dad killed him!?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No Milly Madness

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Vice
    Is this like our version of LiveLeak now?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Earthquake episode
    Mid, nothing really "dark" about it other than him dying young. It's fricked that no wrestler went to his funeral but what can you do, they're all carny motherfrickers.
    >Buff The Stuff
    Based episode. Again, nothing really dark about it but he has a really funny lifestory and the way the other wrestlers just outright roast him the entire time made me laugh.
    >Terry Gordy
    Good episode. Fitting for the name of the show but then again, they ran out of ideas long ago (and yet they still won't do Mike Awesome).
    >Brutus Beefcake
    Cringe. Oh Hulk Hogan doesn't like me no more boohoo. You got carnied, homie.
    >Harley Race
    He's a piece of shit but I don't think it's worth an episode. Still funny how he threatened Hogan and Vince with a shotgun. Mid.
    >Chris Colt
    Kino episode, didn't know anything about this fricker so maybe that helps. Goes well with the concept of the show, even when they seem to have forgotten what the show was about to begin with.
    >Chris Adams
    Mid. I didn't know his brother thinks he was murdered though.
    >Sherri
    didn't watch yet
    >Sandman
    there's nothing really dark about him, waste of a spot
    >Black Saturday
    this one will be a bunch of boomers crying over vince killing the territories
    Again, they ran out of ideas long ago and they don't have the balls to tell stories from outside the US (can't blame them though since the FMW episode it's the worst from the whole show since it tells literally nothing interesting)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sherri episode was good, went in not knowing much about her life outside of wrestling so it was interesting. Her son's really fricked up with cancer too, doubt they could've waited another season to do it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thank you based reviewer for saving me the time to watch some of these

    • 2 weeks ago
      Fair-minded Anon

      Surprised there are any good episodes at all. As you said, I felt like they ran out of ideas plus they had heat with many people for some previous episodes and people didn't want to appear anymore.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's the price of editorialising the interviews to present a mark narrative that the interviewed wrestlers are trying to denounce, and using one of those marks as a "credible source" for the things he's wrong about.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what stories don't they have the balls to tell? I swear you crab bucket Black folk are insufferable. Mr creates nothing but has a ton of midwit takes. thank God for you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for the update, reviewtroony

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and yet they still won't do Mike Awesome
      I asked an ECW guy about Mike Awesome at a convention in New Jersey like 12 years ago, shortly after he died. I was told without too much detail that Mike was driven to suicide by his ex-wife in a particularly bad way. She all but tied the noose for him. I don't know if they can do an episode about him, because it would make women look bad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the FMW shit had plenty of really great scummy stories to tell (like onita wanting to have a feud with the guy that murdered brody to apparently lure him to japan so they could assassinate the guy in revenge) it's just that no one wants to whistleblow about things that the yakuza were definitely involved with.
      That's pretty much why there are next to no episodes about japanese controversies even though you could do a whole season and probably more with them alone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Sandman
      >there's nothing really dark about him
      BUT LE HECKIN COKERINO IN THE LOCKER ROOMOLA

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    glow back

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the Sherri episode made me want to go back in time and frick Sherri. god she was hot.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kevin von erich is a piece of shit quoting a david bowie song. theres a reason his family is curse and all died, because theyre lying pieces of shit. lets look at the chris adams doc
    >flight gets delayed for 8 hours with no ac
    >he tries to get off the plane
    >stewardess blocks his path
    >says "move, b***h" in his gentlemanly accent
    >she responds by slapping him
    >he slaps her back
    >the pilot rushes him in a rage
    >chris punches the pilot in self defense
    >"oh my god he was drinking ALCOHOL before this happened, that must be to blame!"

    are you fricking kidding me? its clear that in the 80s, a bunch of red neck hicks from dallas didnt mesh well with an englishman like mr. adams.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and also, that guy "booray" his ended up shooting and killing him, clearly a moronic psychopath. also a dumb ass texas hick

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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