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>best match
>worst match
>zack sabre jr's opponent
>match with the worst botches
>biggest moment of the night
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What will be:
>best match
>worst match
>zack sabre jr's opponent
>match with the worst botches
>biggest moment of the night
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>IWGP
>Womens
>Caludio
>All Atlantic
>YA HEAR THE BATTLE CRY
>best match
OC vs Ospreay
>worst match
Probably the womens
>ZSJ opponent
I think it’ll be Cesaro, just praying it’s not Gargano
>worst botches
Probably the Sammy match, between him and Eddie and Wheeler I can see some botches
>biggest moment
Tanahashi winning the interim title
damn king thanks for saving me the trouble of typing all that, that's exactly correct
i agree with all but best match, why do you think the pockets guy will have the best match?
No idea I jus think it’ll be entertaining. I enjoy both Ospreay and OC and think they will put on a match that might end up surprising people. Call it a dark horse pick.
OC and Ospreay is a dark horse. It could go anywhere from "kinda disappointing" to "MOTY"
Because Freshly Squeezed is heavily underrated.
Every time I see people who claim to know about wrestling write him off as a joke, I'm just baffled. If they at least admitted he was good, but they hate the gimmick, I'd respect that.
I get why he looks like a comedy gimmick at a first glance, but he just has a really different style of wrestling is all. Anyone who's seen one of his matches should know that he can go with the best of them.
But so many just... don't seem to. Are they all boomers who just because no one pulled anything quite like this when they were kids hate it? I just genuinely don't understand.
Then again, some of these fricks can't understand. "Why would friends want to compete against each other for a championship"
Haters gonna hate. I'm just gonna keep on enjoying the kino. Hope TK gives him a run with the strap. Even if it was short, I guarantee it would be better than Page's run.
I'd like to see him with the TNT belt but I don't think he'll ever get anywhere close to the championship.
Yeah I think an OC workhorse run would be better. Especially if he was getting increasingly frustrated about being told he has to wrestle every week.
He's already gotten shots at it from both Jericho and Omega, I think it would be a really feel-good moment at the very least to see him go over unexpectedly.
His match against PAC still holds up as one of AEW's best and most entertaining.
lol
lmao
I can't take anyone seriously who doesn't understand Orange Cassidy. He has the most easy to understand psychology in the world. He works his opponents into a seethe live and on stage for the audiences entertainment.
>inb4 someone else drops out before the show starts
>>best match
White vs. Page vs. Okada vs. Cole.
match
QT Marshall and Aaron Solo vs. Goto and Hashi.
>>zack sabre jr’s opponent
Cesaro/Claudio.
with the worst botches
Rosa vs. Storm.
moment of the night
Kenny Omega’s return.
>best match
Probably the ZSJ match if he gets a half decent opponent. Otherwise based ace will drag Moxley kicking and screaming to a watchable match
>worst match
Queef Lee is going to yuck it up
>zack sabre jr's opponent
Christian
>match with the worst botches
Queef Lee's match
>biggest moment of the night
Only thing I'm looking forward to is seeinf Okada selling for atom smole
how much you getting paid ojama?
have sex
upon further review i will just be wafching to shit on everything because they made sure every match has some garbage shitter opposite the guys i would like to see
are both the atlantic and iwgp matches fourways?
Yes
are they fricking stupid?
They'll both be bangers.
Meltzer adores these multiman matches so Tony Khan makes sure to put lots of them on his shows
I figured. It will be phenomenal to see Cole next to Okada, I genuinely don't know why the frick that dimeless geek is held in so high regard
It won't even be the first time Okada & Cole have been in the same ring lol
I really hope they play the IWGP Heavy intro with all the past champs, you guys think they'll show it?
It's hype as frick
Would be cool.
>best match
OC vs. Ospreay
>worst match
IWGP match
>zack sabre jr's opponent
Yeah it's probably Cesaro but I want them to swerve us and have it be Joe.
>match with the worst botches
Womeme's undoubtedly, wouldn't bet against Rosa sandbagging again.
>biggest moment of the night
Inoki comes out and chokes out Sting again or Tanahashi title win.
>>best match
Probably Assplay vs Pockets
match
womeme
>>zack sabre jr's opponent
Probably Cesaro. Anyone but Gargano, please for the love of Allah.
with the worst botches
womeme again
moment of the night
The mountain of further injuries this frickfest is sure to rack up plus ACE carrying 200 pounds of shit to a decent match.
Even as someone that loved New Japan from like 2013-2018 Tanahashi is fricking washed man. It won't be the worst match by any means but I think it could end up being one of the most disappointing.
How would you know? You haven't watched New Japan in years.
>>best match
Zack Sabre Jr VS Claudio
match
Womeme? Don't know, won't watch it. From the matches I'm watching, I think it's gonna be the fatal four way for the all-atlantic title. Too many troony on troony action and Clark Connors is gonna be too ignored. Feel bad for the guy to go from Ishii to this.
>>zack sabre jr's opponent
Has to be Claudio or Tony is the biggest moron in the world.
with the worst botches
Womeme?
moment of the night
For me: Jay White doing a Blade Runner on Adam Cole and beating him and technically Okada and Page as well
For most people: DEAN beating the Ace after he gets carried by him into a 4 star match
>best match
it'll be one of the men's 1v1 matches, all have a good chance
>worst match
goto & yoshi hashi fighting jobbers
>zack sabre jr's opponent
cesaro
>match with the worst botches
women's match
>biggest moment of the night
omega's return
>Pre-show Survey
Does it matter? I just listened to Cornette's Forbidden Door preview on YouTube, and he brings up a good point about how half the participants are all unknowns. Adam Page was JUST recently the AEW champion and now he's going to have to sell for Okra.Jericho's in a 6 man with literal whos.
obese american hands typed this. sad.
>decrepit fossil too old and demented to google shit up
>good point
>I just listened to Cornette
>cucknette cultist
Immediately discarded
Why does it feel like NJPW is the only one putting in the work promoting this show at all? AEW can't even be bothered making something like this? It's so simple yet pure kino.
They did an entire 23 minute countdown show of previews, and spent the past 6 weeks of television on it? How is that not equivalent to a 2 minute YouTube clip?
the countdown sucked
nah you do
There is no reason for this show to be happening. What a waste of time.
There is no reason for anything to be happening. Frick is your point?
>Best Match
Ospreay vs Orange Cassidy
>Worst Match
Thunder Rosa vs Toni Storm
>ZSJ's Opponent
Cesaro
>Worst Botches
Miro kills Clark Conners
>Biggest Moment
Kenny Omega returning
>best match
ZSJ vs Cesaro [if its him, otherwise] Will vs Orange
>worst match
Women
>zack sabre jr's opponent
Cesaro
>match with the worst botches
3-team tag match (Trent & O-Khan in particular)
>biggest moment of the night
Kenny Omega returning
>match with the worst botches
3-team tag match
Looking good so far
Casual AEW watcher, I don’t know who any of these asiatics are.
>best match
triple threat tag
>worst
womens and preshow matches aside, OC vs Will Osprey
>ZSJ
everyone says cesaro, I do not care who it is.
>botches
Jericho vs Eddie
>biggest moment
Bullet club orgy or FTR do some homosexual mark shit
As long as Tanahashi beats the drunk, I’ll be a happy man
If Kenny returns is he going to challenge for the IWGP? That'd be a hell of a turnaround if NJPW is wanting Kenny for even one match again.
It really kinda depends on how far out he sees himself being from a full return, I'd say. Let's say Jay loses because of Cole's interference, it could be Kenny coming out to gloat.
>No Punk
>No Omega
>No Danielson
Yeah I'm real hyped
>not getting hyped for OC vs Ospreay
at what point did all joy leave your existence?
>Have literally everyone on the indy roster on your show
>Tony books your comedy gimmick to face the best wrestler in the world on your first ever inter-promotional match
Wow gee I wonder why I'm not jumping up and down with excitement
What could be entertaining about a comedy gimmick guy who's entire thing is surprising his opponents with how good he is vs. a bad guy who takes himself too serious?
Why the frick would Tony do this to his producers? How will they ever put this match together in time?
>>best match
Maybe ZSJ if his opponent is Cesaro, other wise nothing on the card.
match
Every match on the card, but the biggest ones as Asspreasy vs Pockets, the Women's match, or whatever Jericho is involved in.
>>zack sabre jr's opponent
Should be Cesaro but knowing Tiny Khan it will be Johnny Reddit
with the worst botches
The Bucks or Queef Lee
moment of the night
More injuries derailing more of Tiny Khan's booking
seething dronie is seethins
>>best match
Zack sabre against whoever
match
the six-man involving the young cucks
>>zack sabre jr's opponent
Cesaro
with the worst botches
the six-man involving the young cucks
moment of the night
Omega's return if it does happen
When the frick did the jay white match get announced? I must have missed it cause all that happened was Okada came out and that was it. I dont remember them saying it was a match
It was just announced later in some graphic along with all the others
Booker of the year lol. Jesus that's so bad, no build up or nothing.
>best match
OC vs Ospreay
>worst match
Rosa vs Storm
>zack sabre jr's opponent
please dear god not gargano, really hoping for cesaro
>match with the worst botches
I wanna say the atlantic title match, since it seems especially cursed
>biggest moment of the night
MJF comes out and beats down Mox after the main event
>Yes i am watching the forbidden door tonight, how could you tell?
Jesus, aside from based Ass Boys that buy-in is weak as frick.
Max Caster is great too, I like him and the Asses teaming up. Can't believe QT marshall is still employed though
>QT marshall is still employed
hes the litteral trainer
And that explains why everyone is greener than goose shit and now getting injured
orange
tag
Castagnoli
thunder puta
how the frick could I know Black person I don'tbookthis shit
>best
Will vs OC
>worst
It's easy to pick on the women, but I get the feeling that 4-way is going to be a disaster. Forget the literal who, something about the combination of the people in this just feels clunky. Also, how the hell did Aaron Solo even get on this card? I don't give a frick that it's the buy-in.
>ZSJ
Anything other than CSRO is a disappointment.
>worst botches
Three-way tag. GOK is based but he's a fricking shitter. You're going to something objectively worse here than in the women's match.
>moment
Either MJF or Kenny showing up and "ruining" the main event.
Wait, it's today?
Yeah 6pm ET. I never know whether AEW shows are saturdays or sundays.
>best match
ftr tag match
>worst match
mox vs tanahashi
>zack sabre jr's opponent
cesaro, they're nothing if not predictable, and the man in the mask fricked it up
>match with the worst botches
rosa vs storm, not even really fair though
>biggest moment of the night
i hope not, I want all the titles to stay the frick away from each roster so a show like this never has to happen again
overall, this card is not worth ordering, if it doesn't have MJF, it's not worth it. i don't really care about any match on the card. MJF was right, NJPW sucks and isn't worth watching. i'd rather watch the next wwe premium live event.
>biggest moment of the night
HANGMAN REUNITES WITH HIS BULLET CLUB BROTHERS
Hope that Okada, Hangman, and Jay White beat the living hell out of Adam Cole.
kek
Where's that?
The United Center (home of the Chicago Bulls and Blackhawks)
Ah. If only anyone other than me in bongland liked basketball when I was a kid, I might have actually stuck with it for more than a few months.
Where is a good place other than baked to stream this joint
>best match
ZSJ vs. Cesaro
>worst match
Not counting womeme, QT marshal match
>zack sabre jr's opponent
>match with the worst botches
BC vs. Sting's team
>biggest moment of the night
MJF returns and costs Mox the AEW championship
okay here are my full predictions
main event who cares
iwgp heavy don't care
iwgp us don't care but obviously oc will win because muh people muh what want muh rapist bird man
iwgp tag team actually could not care less
aew womeme thank god there's no troony or uggo (rosa only counts as an uggo with facepaint off), I will actually watch this one, rosa will definitely win
aac absolutely do not care whatsoever
mystery match care even less than before
trios match care just a very small amount, don't know who wins
trios match 2 don't give a single frick
buyin 1 don't care
buyin 2 i might watch for the lucha guy if he's good
buyin 3 i will watch max caster's gay rhyme
so to answer OP's gay questions
>best match
the womeme match with no uggos
>worst match
jericho kingston triple autism
>mystery opponent
Unless it's Maki Itoh skipping her same old song and instead locking her legs around this guy's neck and pissing down his back, I do not care
>botch
winner takes all will be the botch kino
>moment of the night
darby coffin drop onto a bed of nails outside of the ring for no reason at wrong angle and sawdusts himself
so basically the only thing you're predicting that might come true is that you're a homosexual and is not watching this; thanks
Shut up b***h
Please be nicer buds
nah you are
>Mox vs Ace
>The Jericho one
>Some irrelevant dude, not Claudio
>The Jericho one
>Kenny come out with Devil's sky facing Jay White
>best match
ZSJ/Cesaro. 99.9% sure it's going to be him. It will be the best wrestling of the night, but OC/Ospreay might be more fun.
>worst match
Close between the Queef Pee and Jericho match. Atom Small will give the worst individual performance though.
>zack sabre jr's opponent
Cesaro like I said
>match with the worst botches
Rosa/Storm
>biggest moment of the night
Omega or MJF returning, that's if either actually happens. I'm pretty confident about Omega
>best match
No clue but maybe the all Atlantic championship match
>worst match
Womemes or the Black person match
>zack sabre jr's opponent
Some roh shitter no one knows if its not cesaro
>match with the worst botches
Iwgp match where i prayed last night adam cole explodes
>biggest moment of the night
Something unannounced