Grim. Cringe even.
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who is this group meant to feud with? they cant possibly be put in main events when its only shitters like the names listed here
Jugmint Dat
>Dexter Lumis
For frick's sake Paul just give up on him
They should just put him on Smackdown and reform The Way
He was getting over during the Miz fued, but Gargano unironically completely killed it
Better look than Kross
Lumis is Kross but actual dimes
GACY CHADS GTF IN HERE
Shame they finna ruin Joe Gacy's career before it even began
There's nothing to ruin there
he's a 15+ year vet, it's now or never
>Bray Wyatt intellectual property
So much humor in that part alone. I guess Alexa is staying separate since Summerslam is in Ohio
Alexa is never going back unless they give her way more money and they have multiple women to replace her in NXT
She said she's coming back and started to train. Also peopel overrate NXT so much lol. They only created Tiffany in the last 3 years
Two more weeks
Two more months since Summerslam is in Ohio
>Also peopel overrate NXT so much lol. They only created Tiffany in the last 3 years
>the developmental talent is developing
One name. In three years.
They just called up Bron and Melo. Give it a minute. Both those guys could easily be mega stars. Ilja is going to be a work rate God in the mid card and will get title shots every now and again. I could see him getting a run as WHC.
>no braun or alexa in the stable
doa unless they do a recruiting angle
I'd be happy to see Nikki Cross again
it certainly is nikki
My guy! I do enjoy her, atleast ill have a reason to watch the howdy stuff.
Don't care if you are the best booker in the world, spooky shit is too cringe to get over
Wyatt Family and Undertaker say hi
wyatt family is some of the most cringe reddit shit in history
Not even that long ago people on here were saying the Wyatt Family storyline involving Orton and Daniel Bryan was the only good thing in all of WWE. You're a newhomosexual and very likely from reddit
You know what's the worst part? If people will hate on this (because it's gonna be shit lol), they will all cry on Twitter and say "Are you disrespecting Bray's tribute? How could you?"
>dexter
Wasn't he running a school
>Grim. Cringe even.
According to who?
in the modern era spooky guys never work and don't feel like they fit in with the rest of the show. bray always felt like he existed independently from all the other wrestlers which is why none of his matches ever got over
Or he and his gimmick were shit
They never felt like they fit in with the show even during the more cartoonish Hogan era. Ultiimately wrestling is still grounded in reality as an athletic competition. I can (somewhat) buy a cop or a plumber wanting to wrestle. I can't buy a guy with magic powers wrestling though because why is he bothering? Why is he doing clotheslines and bodyslams instead of back magic? Why is he even bothering with wrestling in the first place? It's incredibly stupid.
People like you are why we can't have any fun and everything is so homogenized.
>undertaker never existed
Carder was gay and cringe and only bearable as a biker with no spooky shit.
So you're from planet moron, good to know
wow nikki cross is so good at running around in a circle and yelling. this is HUGE
>WAAAAH WHY IS PAUL DISRESPECTING US WE'RE GENUINE JOURNALISTS WHY IS PAUL BEING SO MEAN TO US?!?!!?!?
>btw here's a spoiler for the next month of paul's product
It's too bad that WWE writers are terrible and they won't be able to formulate anything interesting.
Undertaker
>Total shit
Papa Shango
>Fricking sucks
Kane
>Decent until he loses a match, then pointless
Bray Wyatt
>Supergay
Finn Demon
>Pure crinfe
Supernatural gimmicks are shit, have always been shit, and will always be shit.
They are a Vince fetish because a) Vince hated wrestling and b) he loved to make people accept and pretend to like total garbage that he thought up, just to assert his dominance.
Supernatural shit in wrestling is lower than midget wrestling and even women's wrestling.
I stopped reading after the first two things you said, you're a jabroni that needs to get a clue
papa shango was pure dimes.
Fricking state of these zoomers
Yeah, you can't diss Papa Shango like that. He made Ultimate Warrior leak black goo. Made me cry.
How about explaining why they're "shit" and "supergay"? Instead of just throwing those terms around without justification. All were dimes drawers though some may have had dumb moments for sure.
>Carder drew
>Shango drew
>Kane
>Bray drew
>Finn drew
Kek you dumb b***h. Nobody ever bought a ticket solely to see any one of those Kookie magician characters
>Nobody ever bought a ticket solely to see any one of those Kookie magician characters
For Undertaker, yes they did. Objectively.
Carder tanked every WM main event he was part of
Facts. Only times Taker was dimes was ABA and Big Evil. I always cringed when he did the spooky eyes and the tongue shit, like come on
Brock, Seth, and Roman outright rejected any involvement with Bray. Cody may be such a company guy that he actually feuds with these people
I think he had a feud with Rhea's jannettey's spooky group in AEW so he probably will.
my problem with this group is since Bray is IRL dead I don't see how they can't be cheered by the audience.
It was just Malakai.
Seth feuded with the Fiend the frick you talking about
None of those people should have jobs with the WWE
The return of the fireflys right Michael Cole?
>spooky is now a race
>having to watch joe gacy and other shitters but now with mood lighting
that aint gonna work for me brother
Ideally its grief stricken Bo recruiting people to take over WWE and using some of Bray's theatrics to do so (also because he is grief stricken he wants to creep people out, play mind games too). Worst case, its played as legitimately spoopy with shit like Bray possessing Bo.
Why do smarks always book company takeovers or invasions?
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The first idea could be good which is why it's going to be the second idea which is pure morono.
Feel bad for Gacy. Finally found his groove as Joker Foley and is now being put back into dimeless spooky shit.
Wasn’t his gimmick Bray lite for a bit in NXT
Yes and it's where everyone started hating him. He even had his own cult group until GYV got released and Ava was made GM. Then he just became a weird schizo guy who beat up by Dijak but was so crazy he was almost immune to pain and that was pretty good.
>joe gacy in another spooky stable
goddamnit. just bring back the hardcore division and have him feud with Dijak and whoever else is on the midcard on RAW for the hardcore title
>Dexter Lumis
I swear, there is just a subset of dimeless homosexuals that will forever be protected under Haitch. Lumis, Kross and DIY off the top of my head
Love Nikki, Dex and Joe.
Never seen anything good by Bo or Erik so they'll probably ruin it with acting that's too fake or "funny".
>Never seen anything good by Bo
Holy FILTERED.
>Joe Gacy
Isn't he the guy who rapes children and kills girl?
please let this be true, alexa can do real shit and not this nonsense
>who am i kidding, she will be fed to bagley
all I want from this is them talking to Bray in the empty chair and acting like he's there and speaking back. schitzo kino.
Holy frick that faction is gonna be a mid-card jobber act within a month of it debuting.
Seeing that is the group makes complete sense why Strowman and Bliss aren't involved.
>until the group debuts, WWE can always tweak their plans
Oh there it is, classic. Didn't Haitch just shit on PWinsider for getting shit wrong yesterday?
NO MORE SPOOKY SCIFI SHIT IN MY WRESTLING
Supernatural shit doesn’t work in wrestling because you need a Circe de Solei budget just for that group. You can’t convince audiences of spooky shit with red lighting, fire, and turning the lights off anymore.
It could be done, obviously. but the cost is just too astronomical for what you get back. And to spend that much up front and then perform new routines/set pieces on different shows for however long just doesn’t make semse
Just proves that gaitch has no ideas and just copies shit from the past that was made under Vince. No one wants to see this group of jobbers and their lame tribute act to someone that is already forgotten
kek alexa piss BTFO
Sad I was hoping to see bo blowing her back out
Explain this then
https://twitter.com/MHPWrestling/status/1787193140916412526
I'm sure she wants to be surrounded by those dimeless jobbers
Gacy and Lumis aren’t spooky, they’re psycho, there’s a difference
this sounds fricking horrible, they need at least one decent sized name or they might as well be confirmed for main event and then catering. Frick, let them take over Judgment Day and make The Demon their ace
based lexi avoiding this shitshow
The insider was right
WWE's hot new stable are 4 literal shitters
Yeah I'll stick with the new Elite
>how to say you suck wiener without actually saying it
>Mike Johnson is just reposting something off of Fhite from last month
>Until the group debuts, WWE can always tweak their plans...
Then why tf report it now?