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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesse, let's cook

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If his name was Racooninho, he would win the Ballon d'Or

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this. he's miles better than ficticius

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >rating some shitter for beating Bournemouth
        Atleast Vinicius can score against Bayern

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bossard scored against bayern too you fat c**t

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't look up who scored against Bayern in the first leg against arsenal bro..You're gonna take a big L here just log off

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can Martinelli not play right wing? Absolute shame to have to bench one of Martinelli or Trossard while a shitter like saka is on the pitch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Martinelli should be played at striker

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No strength. Can't hold off a CB and make the ball stick. He's much better out wide to exploit his pace.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Martinelli is a pecho frio shitter who can't finish

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what a forward young man he is

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trossard is gonna cook hard for Belgium at Euros. Him and Doku on the wings will be a lethal combo.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, we're back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      another disappointment

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >alderweireld
      Yeah and Van buyten while we're at it.. That position will be for Koni de Winter for the coming years

      >de Ketelaere, Vermeeren
      kek, it will be Mangala and Onana (and Lavia when he'll play again)

      >Doku, Trossard, Duranville, Fofana
      Absolutely based no defense will be able to stop this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >alderweireld
      Yeah and Van buyten while we're at it.. That position will be for Koni de Winter for the coming years

      >de Ketelaere, Vermeeren
      kek, it will be Mangala and Onana (and Lavia when he'll play again)

      >Doku, Trossard, Duranville, Fofana
      Absolutely based no defense will be able to stop this

      You always choke

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is Vermeeren's IQ

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Take De Bruyne out and that team sucks ass LMAO
      Look at the defence BHAHAGAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do I get the feeling that you deliberately tried to trim down the amount of black players that will be in your team when your actual manager makes the picks and selections

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Debast looks like he used to be the face of Roman Empire's coins.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like a racoon

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he look like a lesbian?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if he didn't suffer from insomnia

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is football twitterspeak all about cooking and everyone is called bro?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      listen, broski, it's all about about cooking your opponents even though they're your brethren you know them way there fäm.

      You got to slow roast them if they're chatting shit all week and then they get put in a spliff by some midtable united fc, you feel me bruv?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what is bro cooking???

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