not really. it's pretty apparent whether he's injured or not, because he wouldn't be playing. calculated risk.
Lmao
So whens his WC debut?
Oh thats right
Kek
RING RING
yeah, shame he couldn't qualify with perennial wc contenders *squints* Norway. Also van Bronckhorst lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
Didnt ask+youre not dutch+they lost the final anyway+dilate+RING RING
2 years ago
Anonymous
>conceding a robben header
2 years ago
Anonymous
Youre really mistaking me for a uruguayan that doesnt know youre an arab lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
cope
2 years ago
Anonymous
Nice pic of your gf lmao
2 years ago
Anonymous
THE HAND THAT ANSWERED THE CALL
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Weak feminine hand
Dutch "people" should be exterminated
2 years ago
Anonymous
you turn into a right diva when you're hungry
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not dutch, hes algerian
Algeria choked to Cameroon in the hot sweaty minute of 120+4’
KWAB
Kek
2 years ago
Anonymous
he is in fact a fricking Algerian
>Weak feminine hand
Dutch "people" should be exterminated
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Lmao
So whens his WC debut?
Oh thats right
Kek
RING RING
>international level
the same one where he couldn't get Norway to the WC? >euro competitions
What the frick have Dortmund accomplished on Europe
How has he not coasted Norway to 2nd in this group?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not dutch, hes algerian [...]
Kek
What's the difference?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>t.west england
2 years ago
Anonymous
nafri hands so soft and feminine
2 years ago
Anonymous
that's what your mother always says
2 years ago
Anonymous
looooool that ring finger is shorter than the index finger, clear sign of low test
2 years ago
Anonymous
Lol this. Low prenatal test in the womb. Time for that anon to neck himself
>international level
the same one where he couldn't get Norway to the WC? >euro competitions
What the frick have Dortmund accomplished on Europe
How has he not coasted Norway to 2nd in this group?
bong is right
dortmund and city are considered "top clubs" but they're separated by several levels
it's the difference between the opposite team willing to attack and give you spaces (playing at dortmund) and having to face a parked bus every week (playing at city)
haaland just happens to be a physical freak who shines in counter attacks and sprinting towards spaces, he won't get a lot of that playing for city
He is unironically too much of a meme to flop. Also, what's the worst that can happen? That they pay 50 million for a 10-15 goals a season player? That's not even awful in today's market.
>He will be the biggest flop in history
he didn't cost enough for this to be possible
like he could never play and multiple barca signings would still be worse
He's going to be shocked at the sight of a penalty box with 10 men in it
This
Hes going to be benched by the 6th match because he cant help with the ball movement
strange meme. his quality also shows at international level and european competitions. if he flops it's probably down to injuries.
Lmao
So whens his WC debut?
Oh thats right
Kek
RING RING
>Already making up excuses
not really. it's pretty apparent whether he's injured or not, because he wouldn't be playing. calculated risk.
yeah, shame he couldn't qualify with perennial wc contenders *squints* Norway. Also van Bronckhorst lol
Didnt ask+youre not dutch+they lost the final anyway+dilate+RING RING
>conceding a robben header
Youre really mistaking me for a uruguayan that doesnt know youre an arab lol
cope
Nice pic of your gf lmao
THE HAND THAT ANSWERED THE CALL
>Weak feminine hand
Dutch "people" should be exterminated
you turn into a right diva when you're hungry
Not dutch, hes algerian
Kek
he is in fact a fricking Algerian
What's the difference?
>t.west england
nafri hands so soft and feminine
that's what your mother always says
looooool that ring finger is shorter than the index finger, clear sign of low test
Lol this. Low prenatal test in the womb. Time for that anon to neck himself
just checked and my ring finger is longer phew
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>international level
the same one where he couldn't get Norway to the WC?
>euro competitions
What the frick have Dortmund accomplished on Europe
How has he not coasted Norway to 2nd in this group?
not indulging these useless flags sorry
t. soon to be Onderaterlands
Algeria choked to Cameroon in the hot sweaty minute of 120+4’
KWAB
bong is right
dortmund and city are considered "top clubs" but they're separated by several levels
it's the difference between the opposite team willing to attack and give you spaces (playing at dortmund) and having to face a parked bus every week (playing at city)
haaland just happens to be a physical freak who shines in counter attacks and sprinting towards spaces, he won't get a lot of that playing for city
No refunds
no one can flop harder than hazard and joao felix
He doesn't even have the pressure of a huge transfer, so no
Anons, he's pointing at us. We're the flop.
I just need more time
YOUUUUUUU
If he flops my sides will be in fricking orbit im telling you
This fricking Haaland wank EVERY DAY by EVERY sports page is pissing me off
checked
and screenshotted :^)
Darwin Nunez looks READY
>mutton chops
yeah, READY to frick his first counsin
He is unironically too much of a meme to flop. Also, what's the worst that can happen? That they pay 50 million for a 10-15 goals a season player? That's not even awful in today's market.
Yes that gives room to spend another billion dollars in a CL semifinal exit kek
He will flop because of the hype, not the money.
Yes, they spend that kind of money to win what Pellegrini already achieved lol
>Screenshot this post
gotchu bro
He'll flop because pep is going to play him as a false nine/midfielder.
Wait until you find out how much Liverpool paid for Andy Carroll
Weird to think that a decade ago £35m was considered a big transfer fee.
>you're only supposed to win the premier league once
that liverpool mindset
>He will be the biggest flop in history
he didn't cost enough for this to be possible
like he could never play and multiple barca signings would still be worse
He is playing for city. There is no way he doesn't score at least 20 goals.
No.
God I can't wait for him to bully that b***h Ben White
City creates so many chances that it's not possible for him to flopp unless he's worse than Sterling (and Gaysus).
Norwegian united customer here. I unironically believe he is going to be elite in the prem. He have some series instinct in the box.
The only thing that could stop him is injuries. If he avoids that the he will be the goat of goats
could see it
i have this feeling his first season is gonna be like grealishs
He will be unlocked at Citeh.
Biggest disappointment since Tony Martial
Biggest dick flop on Liverpoop's face
albino down syndrom andy carroll
>Eden Hazard
>Kepa
>Lukaku
75m on a striker is too low for the biggest flop in the modern era.