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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THANK YOU

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shit thread

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Loopycel (Jack YaDong, OP of this thread) is an obese black pedophile. He follows over 20 transsexuals on his twitter account @mootses

      Almost 4AM in Britain btw

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      agreed

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maria Lupita Guadalupe 'Loopy' Godinez Gonzalez

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shartria Poopita Menstralupe 'Poopy' Gopeenez-Fartzalez

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She’s pretty

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Loopycel (Jack YaDong, OP of this thread) is an obese black pedophile. He follows over 20 transsexuals on his twitter account @mootses

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I made this thread. I saved that image from the last thread and used it. Sorry for the confusion

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like an average poster to me. His only crime was being a namegay.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >ended round one with gnp making rob bleed
    >heemed him with a jab next round
    oh fer sure b

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was at 290 and hammered and loudly telling everyone in my section that Rob would outclass DDP and win 30-27 without breaking a sweat

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just remembered the british poster has an accent… hehehehehehhoohoohohahahahah

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Fans are stupid. Like they, they can't - they are. Like, you guys write an article, and they don't read the article. They just read the headline and they just make up the rest in their head. Like, if they actually read it, almost everything I say makes a lot of sense. Umm, every once in a while maybe I have some crazy takes, but it's not that often. And honestly, me and my friends play a game: like, what kind of crazy sh*it can I say to see what the fans will say? Like, then they just play into it. So it is what it is. But they can't separate me as an analyst and me as a, and me as an athlete. So... I've just gotten to the point where I really don't care. I-It doesn't matter. Like, the fighters know that I'm speaking the truth. 'Cus you don't see anyone coming up in hallways trying to fight me about it. They know I'm right. Uh, an-and that, that's totally fine. I, I think some of it is, ya know, I get a little bit crazy with Michael on the BYM a little bit (chuckles). We go crazy, but it is what it is." - Anthony "Lionheart" Smith

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anthony you are 37-19

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who even cares about this tattooed moron bum
      u guys keep posting him, its insane

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          GENETIC ABOMINATION

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I’m gonna break diamond brazza

    SOON

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, that's a blatant gimmick post supporting a heavy favorite. Return to previous posting and cease or I'm gonna have to stop it.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    finna sleem

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dios mio

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like his t-shirt. Must be nice having a culture

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /heem/ is slow because we're all in guru's chat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      4:12AM in Britain

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      absolute bum
      this is why /box/ thinks we are a joke

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're almost out of WEC/Strikeforce guys. Pretty soon there will be no guys left from the pre-Reebok fight kit era

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who's left from wec? Besides Cub.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dustin

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Aldo has one last fight this weekend, Cruz is still ranked somehow, Yahya fought on the last apex card, Miesha Tate is still hanging around. Arlovski fought in strikeforce a few times.
          Pretty sure none of them are still there in two years top.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    slows down the minute loopy makes the thread, what a surprise

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone know the time?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      8:20 b. Come over, Im about to burn an phat joint and play some SonSon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I told you I only play Sega Dreamcast

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I told you I have an dreamcast with like 17 games you just dobt want to hang out and discuss Angela Hill related topics you disingenuous frick. Respectfully.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            all due respect but no one of sound mind would set foot in your building let alone your hoarder apartment

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'd have to see the games first. I could bring my own collection too maybe we could do some swaps

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how about we do not slander the legends of our sport this thread?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sir, you can't expect good strawberries 30 minutes before closing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I literally just bought some delicious strawberries at 930 and ate the whole pound because they'll get moldy by tomorrow

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well lah tee dah don't we have our fancy britches on?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you guys think jon still misses his boyfriend?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heem me
    heem you
    heem him
    heem her
    heem them

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think Jon is a mature or immature finisher with his boyfriend?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love her so much

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=l2FY98cgpaQxfEco
    PART 2 IS UP

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Buy an ad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off ginger

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hi! Mark here. Let's spar.
    your honest reply?

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a black man cant have a prison boyfriend?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Hi! Mark here. Let's spar.
    your honest reply?

    nice gimmicks guys
    bet your fat dead mothers are proud, homosexuals

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HE'S MAD

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      u mad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Turn off your VPN, Changnada

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you had to do it to em

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Goooooooot eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is that BMF?!?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *mogs you*

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            *bites*
            WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAWWWWW

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            *bites*
            WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAWWWWW

            >mmmm wow that's the best Topuria I've ever had

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They hated him because he told the truth.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this post say everything you need to know about the current state of MMA

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ritual posts can be funny, these ones really do suck though

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uh oh the 'cord is scrambling for a comeback! Quick post a Ganescholar meme!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      put me in the screencap

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh so this is why the trooncord is spamming gane now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The 'cord did NOT like this one. Not one bit.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    how do you be 21 and have the dance coordination of an old lady?

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    RAPE WALMART prostituteS
    ENSLAVE WALMART prostituteS
    BEHEAD WALMART prostituteS

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does Bib have pretty blue eyes? :3

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My Leafs won
    My Knicks won
    Now my Smiff must win

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which side? Classy family man from spain or cte bussin fr fr speaker from hawaii

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neither of these guys dared to step into the octagon with Darren Elkins, why do we care about these shitters?

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OHHH GODNE WITH THE SPONTANEOUS SEETHE INDUCTION

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are /box/ers now doing public courses for mma fighters, i've seen colby and garcia in the same exact situation
    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/H3ws8V8H4Pw

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MMA guys get more out of boxers advice than the other way around. How is Meng still fat despite being in camp?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They always wanted to, they just were scared of Tony.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Colby and Ryan are both trump voters
      Masvidal and Canelo are both fugg you meng style fighters
      They naturally align with each other
      The serious answer is that over the last decade or so boxers have started to come off their high horse and started to acknowledge MMA and spar with MMA fighters
      Aljo trained with Crawford for a bit, Aspinall and Fury are constant spareing partners
      Whittaker spars with Tim Tszyu a lot
      Strickland and a bunch of other guys at Xtreme Couture do long spars with former and active boxers all the time, I think there's a video of Strickland putting hands on a former world champion somewhere out there
      A lot of up and coming guys also have been messing with boxers way more
      There's a lot of young unranked projects in the UFC who legitimately train with olympic level boxers
      Payton Talbott is someone in specific who supposedly has a lot of boxing experience apparently
      It's a weird thing, not much word gets out about what happens in these spars, but they are definitely happening

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bro wrote a thesis to say boxers spar with mmartists

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guru can’t help but be an anglo, for as wretched as he goes about things nothing seems to quite get him chomping at the bit more than a moral crusade

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >exists
    >makes bongs seethe

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gane is like salt, any amount is the right amount

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What cocaine does to a mfer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Conor McGregor threatening to ride Sean O'Malley?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking based reboyed gooby
      most coawrdly shit i seen that strategic weight cut let alone the PEDS

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ill ride you both

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      GOOBY VS SEAN
      HEEEm
      HEEEEEM
      HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There’s enough gay shit going on but apparently not enough for Gooby

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      last sentence fricking sent me. i really wish canor would write a stream of consciousness novel

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actual mad man

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IT’S GOOBY FIGHT SEASON, GET THE LOBSTER PASTA READY!!!!!!!!!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Book both fights, cuck chandler out of red panties again.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always get Black Forge and Black Lodge mixed up

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bill Haney himself deserves a life ban from coaching or anything involving boxing for not throwing the towel, same for the referee

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the conster never misses

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what is it with the Irish and the +100 buff to writing?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gayest post of the thread

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wtf how could he say mean words on heckin twitter!
      have a nice day too

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't like this

      Was that somehow the funniest part for anyone else?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >GET YOUR HEAD TOGETHER OR have a nice day

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    UFC 301 official prediction: we will see the first crash bandicoot style double spinning fist heem. lock that shit in

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even know who the frick Ryan Garcia is.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >GET YOUR HEAD TOGETHER OR have a nice day.
    we are so back!

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ya little fewl

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do we feel about Poatan ducking Ank for Jiri?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's fighting Jon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i despise that homosexual sped gayosped and i want only bad things for him so it's cool in my book

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We just saw Pereira heem a shitter, Ankalaev can get KO'd after the well deserved Jiri rematch

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a duck reverso
      Ankalaev said he wanted to fight in october, Alex said he wants to fight early, and clearly since Ankalaev wants to set the date that far back, he won't be ready in time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He knows that ank will take him down and finish him in under 3 mins.
      Of course poatards, being the worst fan base in mma right now, will cope and claim that ducking is based, actually

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ankalaev has no submissions on his record and has shitty ass ground and pound
        I actually don't remember him trying for a submission once in his entire career

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pereira was wrestlefricked by Adesanya for 5 minutes and got a black belt

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >He knows that ank will take him down and finish him in under 3 mins.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Charles also ducked Gamrot today.
      We just have to accept that belts are marketing tools and that we know who the best fighters in the world actually are.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I work at UFC Inc and I saw top secret document out of envelope that read Aspinall vs Lesnar is a done deal

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is kind of crazy that boxing fans are making up so many excuses for Ryan
    You never saw this level of cope for Jon
    I have to side with Gooby on this one, weight classes exist for a reason and drug testing needs to be enforced

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nty you french b***h
    never.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last time Ankalaev tried to lay and pray he got submitted at the literal last second

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, I pull up.

  45. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “I don’t want to fight at the end of the year.” Pereira told Guilherme Cruz of MMAFighting. “I want to fight sooner, so maybe that shows he won’t be ready. I don’t know why he said that.”
    “This guy is complicated. Honestly, I have to see what’s best. I’m here to fight but I don’t understand best about other things like where is best (to fight) and where isn’t. If I have to fight there, I will, but if it’s not a date I want then it’s not best for me, I can say no.” Pereira added.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Quack Quack

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  46. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ank was robbed vs Jan
    Jan was robbed vs poohand
    LEVELS

  47. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ankalaev panic sniffed and still lost against Blachowicz KWAB

  48. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muzzies wanting a title shot in abu dhabi

    makes me sick

  49. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    brazza you must fight me october abu dhabi

  50. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Muzzles could disappear from the sport tomorrow and no one would miss any of them

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would miss aiemann zahabi

  51. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *Looks around*
    WOW, SO MANY HANDSOME POSTERS HERE TONIGHT.
    Get in my guard aha just kidding.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zesty

  52. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The champion has a name.

    Alex Quackreira

  53. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO FIGHT ANKALAEV SO HE CAN BORE EVERYONE TO DEATH FOR THE 50TH STRAIGHT TIME

  54. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is it going to take for you people to realize Ankalaev is dogshit? Can you even point to a performance of his that you think demonstrated the skill you believe him to have?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The one where he went life and death with Bruno Silva

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mate he's another shitter like Jamahal people are going to pretend is a beast until Pereira flatlines him

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jamahawl is unironically better and has at least demonstrated skill through good performances. I can't think of a single good performance of Ankalaev's.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jamahal punches hard and looks slick against shitters, makes me wonder how he beat up Glover as bad as he did
          >can't think of a single good performance of Ankalaev's
          Hugged Blachowicz on the floor after he had his biggest weakness exposed

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >makes me wonder how he beat up Glover as bad as he did
            Glover was fricking old and coming off a years layoff
            He had a good run late in his career but time was going to catch up to him eventually

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What is it going to take for you people to realize Ankalaev is dogshit?
      not being filthy inbred muslims

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Circles we know it's you no point in larping that's it not you up at 5:30 in the morning

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I posted this in the 'cord why did you steal it from me?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alex can't wrestle

  55. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the inbred has a name

    gayosped wankaguyov

  56. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is testing like in Abu Dhabi?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dr Zabit say lettle bet meldonium fine brazza

  57. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember that time Jan literally made Ankalaev cry with leg kicks
    Or that time Ankalaev was incapable of taking Johnny Walker down

  58. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember that time Adesanya took down Pereira and was beating the shit out of him for an entire round

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was Alex's fourth mma fight. He's a mature finisher now.

  59. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are you guys incapable of seeing the obvious
    Alex is fighting at 301
    Ankalaev won't be ready
    Jiri will be
    Jiri vs Alex at 301 has been in negotiations since 300 ended

  60. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >OOOOOOOHHH X LANDED A LEG KICK ON Y!!! Y CAN BARELY WALK THIS FIGHT IS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO BEING STOPPED!!!!

    *Y wins*

  61. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Incredibly painful anal sex with Rose Namajunas while she cries, screams bloody murder, and yells "I'M THE BEST!" when she cums

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very grotesque image please stop posting it my fellow countryman

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All I'm saying is I've never seen Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle and Rose in the same room with Pat Barry.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These posts are my least favorite kinds of posts on heem. Absolutely vile shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you can’t appreciate /heem/ at its worst, then you don’t deserve it at its best

  62. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ankalev is that homie

  63. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ankalaev sucks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong
      See

      Ankalev is that homie

  64. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ankalaev isn't all that great.

    Can still very easily beat Pereira.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too bad he won't

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes sadly Pereira is ducking. Understandable though, his whole gimmick dies when he gets blanketed by the hillbilly.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When you're the challenger you don't get to pick the time and place of the fight, he can wait on the sidelines till he's ready to get heemed

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pereira is the only one rejecting a fight outright before a contract has even been offered.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Alex Pereira after UFC 300:
            >I don't want to fight Jiri I want to fight Ankalaev in the Summer
            Ankalaev then said he'll only fight in Abu Dhabi in October, effectively rejecting Pereira's fight offer

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he'll only fight in Abu Dhabi
            Completely made up

            [...]
            Lmao thanks for being an example of my claim

            And you just proved mine, again. Literally riding this dude's dick pro bono.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't understand the homosexual rigmarole buddy let's keep your fetish in

            [...]

            Are all Pereira haters like this?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't understand the homosexual rigmarole
            Because you are gay.
            >Pereira haters
            Just proves my point again. You are a homosexual.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have a feeling you haven't watched Ankalaev fight
      There are very obvious weaknesses that someone like Alex can easily expose

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Me
        >Ankalaev isn't that good, he can still win

        You
        >Ankalaev isn't that good

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, you really don't get it
          The guy has a hyper one dimensional grappling game with very little real threat in it
          He's not a guy like Islam who has a 1000 ways to take you down, his entries are mediocre and mediocre
          He has no fight IQ and constantly chooses the worst options available
          His legs are made of straw
          He gets overly emotional
          There's just a lot wrong with him

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, he's not that great. Neither is Pereira.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There are very obvious weaknesses that someone like Alex can easily expose
        his absolutely moron mode fight iq that would lead to an easy round 1 ko for pereira

  65. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Magomed Ankalaev is an anagram for "bum shitter"
    It's true, look it up

  66. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We're starting this cycle again
    I feel like everyone Alex has fought in the UFC has been the guy to expose him and then suddenly they're worthless trash when the fights over

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's because the people who hype up Pereira's opponents simply hate him for whatever reason. That's usually the case for the best/most popular fighters

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. You're just a homosexual projecting your not so latent tendencies onto Pereira and taking anything that isn't glazing him as a personal insult.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          projection: the post

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Deflection: The Poster Almost Reaching 6AM local time

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hyping up your boy's opponents should be a norm. It would make his wins look better than they should.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When I hyped up Josh Emmett it made his loss to Yair even more pathetic though

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is more like when everyone says Pereira is le unbeatable peach beast killer and he actually does get exposed. Again.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. You're just a homosexual projecting your not so latent tendencies onto Pereira and taking anything that isn't glazing him as a personal insult.

        Lmao thanks for being an example of my claim

  67. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh im shittin bum

  68. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Magomed Ankalaev has learning difficulties.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In Dagestan, every bus is short.

  69. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Magomed Anakalev isn’t fighting tomorrow so why are you talking about him? Talk about Steve Erceg.

  70. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bo Niggle

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He rocked Bo with the first punch of the fight.

  71. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bo Nickal vs Joe Pyfer for the Biggest Project Belt

  72. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ankalaev could very easily KO Alex standing. Something worth considering.

  73. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did jon ever end up fighting stipe's shambling corpse for his "legacy"

  74. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lucas Tracy's size revealed

    ?t=605

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he cover his face in the picture when he shows his face on camera?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hes blocking the light so we can see the image moron

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The light just so happens to only hit where the face is and no other part of his phone?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hes making a shield above the phone screen

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The concept of the video is funny, yeah most "badass warrior" from history would be shit in a fight with a trained fighter, so it's a funny premise.
      However, he starts the video by saying there was no boxing in ancient Greece.

  75. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ank will be at least -200 vs perreddit
    This is not a close fight

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This is not a close fight
      No it will not be close, Pereira will most likely heem Ankalaev with the first clean strike that connects

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        stop signing your posts b***hbreasts

        Homosexuality. Unbridled. Indisputable.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you are gay and fat and have double d tiddies

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You need to fantasize about men having breasts as a cope for your gayness. Oof.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            actually im calling you a fat pig

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're calling me your mother?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            your breasts are larger than hers

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We went over this. You fantasize about men having breasts as a copeness for your gayness like the bong whose been here for 18 hours uninterrupted to 6AM

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            your breasts jiggled when you posted this put a bra on you fat b***h

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stick to the Gamrot spam, gayboy.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            jiggly tittied b***h lmao

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you imagine Pereira with breasts too?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            obese piggy squealing at boogeymen still

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You sign your posts at the end, not the beginning.

  76. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shartkalaev got his legs kicked apart for 3 rounds by THE can blacowshit

  77. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE heckin leg kicks?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *in Joe Ragans voice
      theres that leg kick *moans*

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >*moans*

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Zesty ah homie

  78. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Circles larps as both muslim and a muslim hater. The common denominator is that xe stays up 18-20 hours a day on /heem/ MINIMUM. It will be going to take a brief nap soon.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stop signing your posts b***hbreasts

  79. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GODeria is gonna chama all over bawdalaev

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that sounds gay asf

  80. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine cumming on Poatan's face and he just goes "chama"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Merle probably experienced that A LOT, Poatan is a real pussy eater

  81. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did this thread get so gay all of a sudden

    did the bones brigade arrive

  82. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine Marvin Vettori with massive breasts

  83. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In light of the recent revelations, I wonder, what else did Jon make him do? Did Jon make him his live-in girlfriend? Colbybros.....

  84. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The gayness epidemic has increased tenfold. What happened

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your breasts have expanded tenfold, lose weight

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        KEK bugboy having a mental breakdown at every American poster now
        He'll be gamrot spamming in no time

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          sorry your posts are too recognizable
          maybe if you lost weight i wouldn't be able to tell a fat b***h wrote this

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gay bugboy getting angry. Gay bugboy off its meds! Gay bugboy need gamrot spam!!! Gay bugboy gonna gamrot spam?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            fat b***h having a obesity induced psychosis episode i see

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >a obesity
            Kek dumb gay bugboy. Pereira with breasts.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hey gay bugboy. Pereira with breasts.

            a a a no more snacks for mr b***hbreasts

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >a a a
            What did the gay malfunctioning bugboy mean by this? Did it just bust to Pereira with breasts?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            a a a do your breasts jiggle clockwise or counter clockwise when you smash your keyboard with your cheeto fingers

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yo gay bugboy. Pereira with breasts.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            now post that without your breasts jiggling

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you imagining Pereira's breasts jiggling?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why do you have breasts as a male

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All humans have breasts, gay bugboy. But you're the only one that imagines them being fat and jiggly on men!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            youre the only man in existence with breasts you fat b***h lmfao

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes we know you like fantasize about your men having breasts, gay bugboy.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            do you fondle them

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Let me suck them, please.

            Gay bugboy getting desperate. I really revved you huh?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i think you should lose weight

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hey gay bugboy. Pereira with breasts.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you said that several times i think you're malfunctioning
            for a b***h with massive breasts you sure have a tiny cranium

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gay bugboy getting angry. Gay bugboy shouldn't be signing its posts! Lol

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            same posting format for tiny cranium fatty

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your English is getting more broken by the second, gay bugboy...

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            fat tittied b***h with another abhorrently structured post...

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            uhhhhh a pooru structure post ching ching pereira wif breasts ching chong!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Let me suck them, please.

  85. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jones comment about his boyfriend in jail made me realise why he gets himself in trouble so much

  86. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you think Jon Jones gave Colby a reach around squeeze of Colby's huge knockers

  87. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it illegal to climb the cage and do this in the middle of a fight?

  88. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    6:30AM in Britain. What time does the job center open?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      10.30am

  89. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Same Canadian who larps as spammy, a hoarder, spams gamrot, and as being chinese. What an embarrassing life this b***h leads, almost as pathetic as circles. Getting there...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same fat b***h screaming over fake people

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hey gay bugboy. Pereira with breasts.

  90. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine Gamrot with breasts
    now that's a fighter

  91. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i cant get perry hitting the left under 4mb

  92. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The absolute state of this thread. You muthafrickas need Allah. I'm going to bed.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KWAB heemed by AmeriGODS bantz

  93. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's seriously a bummer that I didn't go into MMA like I was planning. I got ripped nice and tight, even went to a baseball field and started pitching baseballs to work on my arm strength for punching hard. My sights were set at that time on the UFC Featherweight division, Chad Mendes specifically. As the years go by I little doubt I would have torn through that division like a lightning strike through shitty toilet paper, but alas, our paths diverged. I even picture clearly as I type how I would have caved in that wienery midget's face with the most sniper hands the UFC has ever seen.

  94. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    going to have a heterosexual meng heem to KK's massive milkers

  95. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Going to have a heterosexual meng heem to Steve Erceg's dick nose.

  96. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  97. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      circlesforever to b***hbreasts

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Im not the ameribro arguing with you. Just thought the image goes hard.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We read left to right here, gay bugboy.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i think you should lose weight

          Hey gay bugboy. Pereira with breasts.

          you said that several times i think you're malfunctioning
          for a b***h with massive breasts you sure have a tiny cranium

          Okay that's enough

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            frick that prick

  98. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get your shit together or have a nice day

  99. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *in Peter Griffin's voice*
    Geez Lois

    this reminds of that time Alex Pereira was left frozen like Elsa in the Octagon

  100. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oooooo hermosa

  101. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any others doing this pose?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not you, gay bugboy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        uh oh the fat boy is arguing with the wrong poster he's gone full schizo

        uhhhhh a pooru structure post ching ching pereira wif breasts ching chong!

        more proof

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hey gay bugboy. You rikey pereira wif breasts ching chong ding dong!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            mei shen me ur tiddy too fat

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Id make french fries from the grease on your breasts

            All rook same
            All soun same
            I call it gay bugboy hivemind
            But you same gay bugboy!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            mei shen me fat piggy having full fledged meltdown now what an obese yaoguai

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dinga dinga wing ching chong wung you a gay bugboy!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Id make french fries from the grease on your breasts

  102. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Wheres the wheem here

  103. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Conor McGregor, official owner of BKFC

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      part owner*
      wonder what he's actually going to bring to the company

  104. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jizzybros.. we were supposed to have recovered instead of /panicattack/

  105. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hold the line Ameribros

  106. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    combat sports general

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      austim offs are the purest form of combat

  107. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ovW-DpI9zp0
    Real mmaguru tell it like it is

  108. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    chinese food is dog! me no eat dog gay bugboy! wung fung chong ding dong!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fat piggy scarfing down piles of food feed entire chinese village shen me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        feed chianese village wif plate of bugs, gay bugboy eat heself, gay bugboy bad donga wonga chunga wing ping pong!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Suck an long grain of rice out of my smegma coated foreskin like your mother before you. Respectfully.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            frick you

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            don't be rude

  109. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You're low T and a b***h if you nope out or if it "kills" your "modd"

  110. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Full card for ONE Friday Fights 61 today

    Petsukumvit Boi Bangna vs. Duangsompong Jitmuangnon (Muay Thai – flyweight)
    Suesat Manop Gym vs. Abdallah Ondash (Muay Thai – strawweight)
    Brazil M Eakchat vs. Samanchai Sor Sommai (Muay Thai – strawweight)
    Chalawan Ngorbangkapi vs. Petpattaya Silkmuaythai (Muay Thai – 122-pound catchweight)
    Petsaenchai M U Den KhonmaiBaowee vs. Ruayjing Sor Wisetkit (Muay Thai – flyweight)
    SingUbon Or AudUdon vs. Petnakian Phuyaiyunan (Muay Thai – 132-pound catchweight)
    Pichitchai PK Saenchai vs. Ramadan Ondash (Muay Thai – 121-pound catchweight)
    Kabilan Jelevan vs. Muga Seto (Muay Thai – 137-pound catchweight)
    Chloe Cooke vs. Hanna Palmquist (MMA – atomweight)
    Anton Salchak vs. Haryuki Tanitsu (Muay Thai – 119-pound catchweight)
    Min Kyaw Za vs. Ryohei Igado (Muay Thai – 143-pound catchweight)
    Ilyas Eziyeu vs. Joji Goto (MMA – bantamweight)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not fair that Petnakian Phuyaiyunan has to prepare for two guys

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like i'm set up to summon a malicious demon if i read this out loud

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Petsukumvit Boi Bangna
      >Duangsompong Jitmuangnon
      >Chalawan Ngorbangkapi
      bitchbreasts ate all of that for dinner today

      feed chianese village wif plate of bugs, gay bugboy eat heself, gay bugboy bad donga wonga chunga wing ping pong!

      and we're not even talking seconds

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I no cannibal i no eat bug like you gay bugboy!

        Suck an long grain of rice out of my smegma coated foreskin like your mother before you. Respectfully.

        Ching wung dung fung pung wung lung tung bung cung gung jung

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there's literally nothing wrong with eating maggots and termites

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you motha eat it from dog butthole when she stir fry it
            dong gong wong ling ching ping pung

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chatri said ONE MMA was going to make a giant comeback at the start of 2024.
      What the frick happened? Why is it nothing but these low budget muay thai shows? Why are their cameras downgraded to potatoes? They used to have the best cameras. Now their MMA roster is even smaller than it was last july when he said this.
      Is it finished?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't ask questions you already know the answers to.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They partnered with the Thai govt to put on a certain number of shows at Lumpinee a year I think, the fights are better in my opinion so I'm not bothered tbqhwy.

        There's a fight night card tonight as well that has a few MMA fights on it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >bong discord troon ONE spammer has everyone make fun of him when he ONE spams

          no one cares as im sure you know. make a new general or something im sure people will go to it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're not even going to have enough money for that. Chatri will likely move to a more successful business career before long, so you won' be getting these much longer.
          The MMA shows and name value likely helped keep the lights on, securing more money. It will soon be over for ONE, sadly.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Their main investors are going away in 2 months. They're going to either downsize even more to a local muay thai poo show or get a new investor to try it one more time. Also Chatri lowballed ngubu and that's just bad karma.

  111. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    if shes been raped that's just foul. disgusting

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >if shes been raped that's just foul. disgusting
      She never used the term rape but I'm sure it happened with her uncle which is why this completely kills it for me.. like wtf... I could mention how I'm not ok with this as it over steps a boundary of mine but then she may eventually cheat on me to satisfy some stupid fantasy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you're even thinking she'll cheat then why are u in a relationship. just be single and frick whenever it's convenient

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She's never broken my trust I doubt she would cheat until she just laid out this weird fantasy which I may not be able to reciprocate. I figure telling her it's not healthy especially after what she said happened with her uncle would be a massive screw up. Just a shitty situation over all

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If as a man you find "rape" or CNC weird you might actually be into women/homosexual/jon jones

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            might actually not be into women*

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you have two options. fix her and lead her or break up and fwb. anything else is always a disaster

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How would you attempt to "fix" her and lead her

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it's honestly just intuitive. if you love someone and you man up it will just happen naturally. you don't really "learn it", and 90% of online advice is andrew tate moron shit

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She doesn't need "fixed" you fricking dweeb, being ""raped"" and dominated is very common bedroom roleplay

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dominated? Sure, but role-playing rape (when a girl got raped) is pretty disturbing

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            is having breasts as a man normal?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >and dominated is very common bedroom roleplay
            this is so obvious it just points to you being a permavirgin lol
            >being ""raped""
            someone with trauma from being raped or molested wanting to recreate that is a thoroughly broken person who should be avoided. normal cnc is whatever. most girls treat it like food, they think they can handle a lot more than they can in reality but if they are too extreme that's also a red flag

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can promise I'm not reading that or taking you seriously at all, you have no idea what an embarassing gay you are or how obviously you're the only virgin here

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >hey virgin did you know girls LOVE BEING DOMINATED IM A CHAD IM A CHAD
            lol, fat ugly short moron. the act of sex itself is domination. talk about embarrassing, you're pretending you date crazy chicks and act like you get your view of women from memes. ctrl+f now

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Based truther.
            Anon is scared of allegations is all, cnc is the MOST common fantasy for women

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Intimate sex is literally less common for me than grabbing a b***h by her throat and pretending like it's forced, it's not even a fetish it's just how women like to be fricked. What that guy's girlfriend is probably telling him is just to be more physical, it's probably not even so much about a "rape" fantasy. Shocking to see guys in here acting like she's crazy, what a bunch of limp dicks

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            OP of that post here, you could be on to something maybe I do need to be a little more dominant and assertive when we frick. I take bluechew and have 25min+ frick sessions nonstop not including foreplay. She cums 2-3 times so I guess I got complacent

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, if you're uncomfortable with explicitly "rape" roleplay just table it and be more physical, my bet is it probably won't come up again

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes thanks, I figure least I can do is pull her hair a bit while doggy or carefully choke her at base of neck (not to a point she taps out) also throwing her into different positions instead of telling her

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Basically half imagine you're fighting her. Never enough to actually hurt her, but grabbing her by the throat, spanking her ass, grabbing her by the hair, dictating positions. Just up the aggro a little

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is good advice but a lot of women do just want the rape roleplay the guy's gf was asking for. I wouldn't diminish that aspect.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            flip her into missionary from doggy and then elbow her in the teeth until the ref stops you

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wow Canadians are fricking AWESOME thank you for posting this!!! Thank you.

  112. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Kys gay

  113. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what happened to reyes? why was he the closest to beating jones but then fades into obscurity?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ching chong chang cheng chung long ding dong!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        bros...he broke

  114. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i fricked her and her breasts were smaller than b***hbreasts

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bros...he broke

      frick wif what??? you dick tinier dan bugs you eat gay bugboy! yo no frick girl! you rike pereira wif breasts!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there's literally nothing wrong with having a micropenis

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why are you thinking about dicks?

          he wants to know what they look like because he's never had the chance of seeing his own

          Embarrassing effort. AmeriChad W

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why are you thinking about dicks?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he wants to know what they look like because he's never had the chance of seeing his own

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            gay bugboy gay bugbrain fried
            wung fing fong dong chung dung!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            [...]
            Embarrassing effort. AmeriChad W

            im circlesforever

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            is having breasts as a man normal?

            you eyes closed! open eyes gay bugboy! you no see you dick no matter whaaaaa gong hong ding chong!

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're not even English, how could you pretend to be me? You fricking rim-job. The next question is why? Who in their right mind wants to be me

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            im speaking english right now you racist motherfricker

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're speaking french with a translator that's why your grammar is messed up sometimes

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            circles is scottish you larping homosexual

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How'd you work that out?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there's literally nothing wrong with having a micropenis

          gay bugboy hivemind break
          gay bugboy need daily dose of gay bugboy to eat

  115. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dead sport

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait till you learn about PowerSlap

  116. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  117. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AmeriChad went into the seventh layer of hair to pull this victory out. Extremely well rounded mixed martial autist performance.

  118. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's probably just the tip of the iceberg. Cut your losses and look for somebody who isn't insane.

  119. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Excellent thread

  120. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE Petsomeb***h boing boing bongwang?

  121. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >grabbing their throat or hair is the same thing as cnc im not a virgin!!!
    porn addicts ladies and gentlemen. zero experience with a woman

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Describe what you think CNC stands for.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ching nunchuck chong

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        consensual non consent. that isn't grabbing their throat or hair moron, it's simulating rape. being rough isn't cnc. you would know that if you weren't a larping porn addict. actual second hand embarrassment just post a schaub meme while this discussion comes up from now on

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Consensual non-consent, wow thanks. So, pretending like it's forced? Search this page for "pretending like it's forced" and let me know which post it leads you to.
          This is what happens when you chop off half of what someone says to try to own them. You're not only an embarrasing dweeb, you're a fricking moron too. Congrats

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            are you having a stroke while typing this? idk if it's late in america but you need to go to bed porn addict. your wife (hand) wants you to go to your room

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically nothing more concerning than men who think rough and "forced" sex with their significant other is "weird" or "disturbing" or a "red flag" that she might have some personality disorder
      He has to either bite and spice up things or accept the inevitable and break up with her

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1. you're brown
        2. you're moronic, being rough =/ cnc. being dominant =/ going too far and enabling a woman's mental illness. quit your goat porn

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All true. When marriage is no longer about financial convenience and monogamous relationships revolve primarily around sexual fulfillment you can't be caught lacking these days. Up your game and be a fulfilling partner or b***hes will find one. It's not even wrong of them, it is what it is.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it's true but people like you are never the ones to keep a good girl around. the closest people to you are mulatto andrew tate wannabes

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're the dumbest person itt buddy it's time to log off. I don't like Andrew Tate and barely even know who it is.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you're a porn addicted mulatto who has never had sex lol you're fooling no one

  122. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you take a girl into the bathroom of a club just to ginger her?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick would you go to a club you gay deano lookin gay b***h I bet you listen to EDM

  123. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GET YOUR HEAD TOGETHER OR have a nice day.

  124. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Actually I decided now I'm IN for the gay Jones guru arc. This big dopey son of a b***h, I always come around to his point of view eventually.

  125. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /heem/ I need you to engage!!

  126. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Id spit in the mouth of any american or british here and they would smile and thank me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  127. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is shitting yourself a valid heem tactic?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if the ref notices it’s a TKO

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      na cuz the shit pancakes against yo booty cheeks and when it starts to slide out of your shorts the ref will disqualify you for wielding a foreign object in the octagon

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but it's not a foreign object, i made it. blood and sweat aren't foreign objects so logically i should be able to shit myself to get out of guard

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ask yoel romero

  128. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  129. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A real martial artist asks for consent. Always.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed.

  130. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leave no b***h unboned

  131. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sigh, I suppose I will also chime in with some real advice. Don't try to hard, make sure you enjoy yourself and remember it's not the physical grab/choke/throw stuff she actually enjoys it's the meaning behind it. At least partially because she wants to feel so desired that you lose control and/or because she doesn't feel guilty or whatever for having sex because it's not her choice. Remember men are physical and enjoy visuals women enjoy dirty talk and sounds or scenarios more. Apply that absolute knowledge onto your situation however works, you welcome.

  132. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically based thread. I feel like I'm ready to FRICK

  133. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think women want to be raped

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats where you're wrong, its pretty much all they think about and want

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Incorrecto

        I tried and it didn't work

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sir, you're 132 pounds

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Incorrecto

  134. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I been up 48 hours on methamphetamine, feels tremendous man.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God I love being up 2+ days straight

      That mania feeling where objects are constantly sliding in you field of vision is kino

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You've never stayed up longer than 30 hours

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          30 hours is nothing and I do it withdrawing from other drugs, don't take speed.

  135. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys he has to translate Mandarin to french to English. What an abomination of a person

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      erm it's called cantonese chud

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh you're from Hong Kong specifically? Now we're getting somewhere

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no im not chinese please stop slandering

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            taiwan is china little guy. xi owns you

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            my oriental brother what r u doing in australia

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            im not asian but xi still owns you

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >not asian
            fraid so

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
  136. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hey im a chinless mulatto like andrew tate and im obsessed with sex
    oh i see, how do you do that?
    >have lots of money and be alpha
    okay but why are you broke and 5'5?
    >uhhhh moving on, you need to be a real alpha to keep a woman around or she will just leave instantly this always happens
    why are you single then?

  137. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are front kick KOs not more common? It's fast as hell and guaranteed KO power. you basically can't guard against it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not a heem

  138. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ohhh the British incel who forces personalities onto anonymous posters because he's mentally ill and has no real friends has arrived, lfg!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Talking about me?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If the shoe fits drink a hecking beer from it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What does that even mean? How to you force a personality into someone else? I'm literally getting no work done here because you guys are talking shit not stop. If you're going to frick up my day at least make it interesting.

          Or at the very least make it coherent.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My ass pal

  139. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and yet the question remains , who is the dark horse of the ufc womens bantamweight division?

  140. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  141. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cope

  142. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  143. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    name six ways pantoja can win

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Close, not close, kinda close, epic, super epic, and headkick

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        decision KO submission doctor's stoppage disqualification forfeit

        yup I'm thinking Erceg heems

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      decision KO submission doctor's stoppage disqualification forfeit

  144. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just unleashed an utterly unbearable Kobe Ngannu into the Anthony Smith, vile stuff.

  145. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good heavens they've already had three HUNDRED BILLION, how much more emergency aid could they possibly require?

  146. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another 14 billion for isreal while over half a million Americans are homeless tonight.

  147. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would heem be a good ufc nickname?

  148. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I gotta stop looking into things.

  149. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  150. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hap happy

  151. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  152. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sneed is going to get herself sent to the asylum

  153. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hap already has a higher fight IQ than Conor

  154. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rolling

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

  155. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright well I'm gonna go play some League of Legends, catch yall on the flip side take it steezy

  156. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GAMROT is the most feared man in the UFC

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brainrot is the most feared ailment in humanity

      (She has it)

  157. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I simply do not care about the finances of fight organisations.

  158. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Niggubu is a fake one for not waiting 3 years for me to bulk up to heavyweight!
    >I wanna fight Alex Pereira next!

  159. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    heem sucky

  160. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://x.com/jonnybones/status/1786280916488233198?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQ
    bonessisters, what did he mean by this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=x0XAazSz7_kPXWtN

      He’s not even trying to hide it anymore, in fact he’s dropping hints.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jon it's a YES

  161. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i wonder when the ONEpedo will get tired of spamming for attention lol. kind of a sad existence

  162. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for respecting my wishes. Now I'm just bored with work but at least with this I'm getting paid to be bored

  163. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jon jones being gay is problematic for the human race

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It really is, what the frick do you tell your Son when a homosexual is the best fighter in the World? I miss when gay men were limp writes weirdo looking frickers you could just point without any explanation of why you never want to be like that guy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The best fighter in the world is Tom Aspinall.

  164. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jon’s character arc is reaching its apex

  165. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    even pereira himself knows the jiri stoppage was early and needs a run back

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jiri went limp

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so does everyone who gets dropped

  166. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IF jiri and pereira rematch, I think jiri pressures more + wrestling and gets a finish

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      say that to my face fricker not online, see what happens

  167. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ooohhhhhh big words from Mr. Doesn’t Ever Show Up.

  168. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S OVAAAAH

    THREADS OVAH

  169. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heem myself in the neighbors garden when he comes back that's a nice surprise

  170. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I ain’t making shit. Frick mods.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make it or else I'm making a gane thread.

  171. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    rip heem

  172. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did jones molest colby? is that why he's so unhinged?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Colby got molested by a sauna full of brazzas apparently

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