"Fans are stupid. Like they, they can't - they are. Like, you guys write an article, and they don't read the article. They just read the headline and they just make up the rest in their head. Like, if they actually read it, almost everything I say makes a lot of sense. Umm, every once in a while maybe I have some crazy takes, but it's not that often. And honestly, me and my friends play a game: like, what kind of crazy sh*it can I say to see what the fans will say? Like, then they just play into it. So it is what it is. But they can't separate me as an analyst and me as a, and me as an athlete. So... I've just gotten to the point where I really don't care. I-It doesn't matter. Like, the fighters know that I'm speaking the truth. 'Cus you don't see anyone coming up in hallways trying to fight me about it. They know I'm right. Uh, an-and that, that's totally fine. I, I think some of it is, ya know, I get a little bit crazy with Michael on the BYM a little bit (chuckles). We go crazy, but it is what it is." - Anthony "Lionheart" Smith
Aldo has one last fight this weekend, Cruz is still ranked somehow, Yahya fought on the last apex card, Miesha Tate is still hanging around. Arlovski fought in strikeforce a few times.
Pretty sure none of them are still there in two years top.
I told you I have an dreamcast with like 17 games you just dobt want to hang out and discuss Angela Hill related topics you disingenuous frick. Respectfully.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
all due respect but no one of sound mind would set foot in your building let alone your hoarder apartment
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'd have to see the games first. I could bring my own collection too maybe we could do some swaps
why are /box/ers now doing public courses for mma fighters, i've seen colby and garcia in the same exact situation
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/H3ws8V8H4Pw
Colby and Ryan are both trump voters
Masvidal and Canelo are both fugg you meng style fighters
They naturally align with each other
The serious answer is that over the last decade or so boxers have started to come off their high horse and started to acknowledge MMA and spar with MMA fighters
Aljo trained with Crawford for a bit, Aspinall and Fury are constant spareing partners
Whittaker spars with Tim Tszyu a lot
Strickland and a bunch of other guys at Xtreme Couture do long spars with former and active boxers all the time, I think there's a video of Strickland putting hands on a former world champion somewhere out there
A lot of up and coming guys also have been messing with boxers way more
There's a lot of young unranked projects in the UFC who legitimately train with olympic level boxers
Payton Talbott is someone in specific who supposedly has a lot of boxing experience apparently
It's a weird thing, not much word gets out about what happens in these spars, but they are definitely happening
It's a duck reverso
Ankalaev said he wanted to fight in october, Alex said he wants to fight early, and clearly since Ankalaev wants to set the date that far back, he won't be ready in time.
He knows that ank will take him down and finish him in under 3 mins.
Of course poatards, being the worst fan base in mma right now, will cope and claim that ducking is based, actually
Ankalaev has no submissions on his record and has shitty ass ground and pound
I actually don't remember him trying for a submission once in his entire career
Charles also ducked Gamrot today.
We just have to accept that belts are marketing tools and that we know who the best fighters in the world actually are.
It is kind of crazy that boxing fans are making up so many excuses for Ryan
You never saw this level of cope for Jon
I have to side with Gooby on this one, weight classes exist for a reason and drug testing needs to be enforced
“I don’t want to fight at the end of the year.” Pereira told Guilherme Cruz of MMAFighting. “I want to fight sooner, so maybe that shows he won’t be ready. I don’t know why he said that.”
“This guy is complicated. Honestly, I have to see what’s best. I’m here to fight but I don’t understand best about other things like where is best (to fight) and where isn’t. If I have to fight there, I will, but if it’s not a date I want then it’s not best for me, I can say no.” Pereira added.
What is it going to take for you people to realize Ankalaev is dogshit? Can you even point to a performance of his that you think demonstrated the skill you believe him to have?
Jamahawl is unironically better and has at least demonstrated skill through good performances. I can't think of a single good performance of Ankalaev's.
Jamahal punches hard and looks slick against shitters, makes me wonder how he beat up Glover as bad as he did >can't think of a single good performance of Ankalaev's
Hugged Blachowicz on the floor after he had his biggest weakness exposed
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>makes me wonder how he beat up Glover as bad as he did
Glover was fricking old and coming off a years layoff
He had a good run late in his career but time was going to catch up to him eventually
How are you guys incapable of seeing the obvious
Alex is fighting at 301
Ankalaev won't be ready
Jiri will be
Jiri vs Alex at 301 has been in negotiations since 300 ended
When you're the challenger you don't get to pick the time and place of the fight, he can wait on the sidelines till he's ready to get heemed
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Pereira is the only one rejecting a fight outright before a contract has even been offered.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Alex Pereira after UFC 300: >I don't want to fight Jiri I want to fight Ankalaev in the Summer
Ankalaev then said he'll only fight in Abu Dhabi in October, effectively rejecting Pereira's fight offer
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>he'll only fight in Abu Dhabi
Completely made up
[...]
Lmao thanks for being an example of my claim
And you just proved mine, again. Literally riding this dude's dick pro bono.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I don't understand the homosexual rigmarole buddy let's keep your fetish in
[...]
Are all Pereira haters like this?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I don't understand the homosexual rigmarole
Because you are gay. >Pereira haters
Just proves my point again. You are a homosexual.
No, you really don't get it
The guy has a hyper one dimensional grappling game with very little real threat in it
He's not a guy like Islam who has a 1000 ways to take you down, his entries are mediocre and mediocre
He has no fight IQ and constantly chooses the worst options available
His legs are made of straw
He gets overly emotional
There's just a lot wrong with him
>There are very obvious weaknesses that someone like Alex can easily expose
his absolutely moron mode fight iq that would lead to an easy round 1 ko for pereira
>We're starting this cycle again
I feel like everyone Alex has fought in the UFC has been the guy to expose him and then suddenly they're worthless trash when the fights over
That's because the people who hype up Pereira's opponents simply hate him for whatever reason. That's usually the case for the best/most popular fighters
The concept of the video is funny, yeah most "badass warrior" from history would be shit in a fight with a trained fighter, so it's a funny premise.
However, he starts the video by saying there was no boxing in ancient Greece.
You need to fantasize about men having breasts as a cope for your gayness. Oof.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
actually im calling you a fat pig
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You're calling me your mother?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
your breasts are larger than hers
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
We went over this. You fantasize about men having breasts as a copeness for your gayness like the bong whose been here for 18 hours uninterrupted to 6AM
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
your breasts jiggled when you posted this put a bra on you fat b***h
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Stick to the Gamrot spam, gayboy.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
jiggly tittied b***h lmao
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Do you imagine Pereira with breasts too?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
obese piggy squealing at boogeymen still
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You sign your posts at the end, not the beginning.
Circles larps as both muslim and a muslim hater. The common denominator is that xe stays up 18-20 hours a day on /heem/ MINIMUM. It will be going to take a brief nap soon.
Same Canadian who larps as spammy, a hoarder, spams gamrot, and as being chinese. What an embarrassing life this b***h leads, almost as pathetic as circles. Getting there...
It's seriously a bummer that I didn't go into MMA like I was planning. I got ripped nice and tight, even went to a baseball field and started pitching baseballs to work on my arm strength for punching hard. My sights were set at that time on the UFC Featherweight division, Chad Mendes specifically. As the years go by I little doubt I would have torn through that division like a lightning strike through shitty toilet paper, but alas, our paths diverged. I even picture clearly as I type how I would have caved in that wienery midget's face with the most sniper hands the UFC has ever seen.
Petsukumvit Boi Bangna vs. Duangsompong Jitmuangnon (Muay Thai – flyweight)
Suesat Manop Gym vs. Abdallah Ondash (Muay Thai – strawweight)
Brazil M Eakchat vs. Samanchai Sor Sommai (Muay Thai – strawweight)
Chalawan Ngorbangkapi vs. Petpattaya Silkmuaythai (Muay Thai – 122-pound catchweight)
Petsaenchai M U Den KhonmaiBaowee vs. Ruayjing Sor Wisetkit (Muay Thai – flyweight)
SingUbon Or AudUdon vs. Petnakian Phuyaiyunan (Muay Thai – 132-pound catchweight)
Pichitchai PK Saenchai vs. Ramadan Ondash (Muay Thai – 121-pound catchweight)
Kabilan Jelevan vs. Muga Seto (Muay Thai – 137-pound catchweight)
Chloe Cooke vs. Hanna Palmquist (MMA – atomweight)
Anton Salchak vs. Haryuki Tanitsu (Muay Thai – 119-pound catchweight)
Min Kyaw Za vs. Ryohei Igado (Muay Thai – 143-pound catchweight)
Ilyas Eziyeu vs. Joji Goto (MMA – bantamweight)
Chatri said ONE MMA was going to make a giant comeback at the start of 2024.
What the frick happened? Why is it nothing but these low budget muay thai shows? Why are their cameras downgraded to potatoes? They used to have the best cameras. Now their MMA roster is even smaller than it was last july when he said this.
Is it finished?
They partnered with the Thai govt to put on a certain number of shows at Lumpinee a year I think, the fights are better in my opinion so I'm not bothered tbqhwy.
There's a fight night card tonight as well that has a few MMA fights on it.
They're not even going to have enough money for that. Chatri will likely move to a more successful business career before long, so you won' be getting these much longer.
The MMA shows and name value likely helped keep the lights on, securing more money. It will soon be over for ONE, sadly.
Their main investors are going away in 2 months. They're going to either downsize even more to a local muay thai poo show or get a new investor to try it one more time. Also Chatri lowballed ngubu and that's just bad karma.
>if shes been raped that's just foul. disgusting
She never used the term rape but I'm sure it happened with her uncle which is why this completely kills it for me.. like wtf... I could mention how I'm not ok with this as it over steps a boundary of mine but then she may eventually cheat on me to satisfy some stupid fantasy
She's never broken my trust I doubt she would cheat until she just laid out this weird fantasy which I may not be able to reciprocate. I figure telling her it's not healthy especially after what she said happened with her uncle would be a massive screw up. Just a shitty situation over all
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
If as a man you find "rape" or CNC weird you might actually be into women/homosexual/jon jones
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
might actually not be into women*
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
you have two options. fix her and lead her or break up and fwb. anything else is always a disaster
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
How would you attempt to "fix" her and lead her
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
it's honestly just intuitive. if you love someone and you man up it will just happen naturally. you don't really "learn it", and 90% of online advice is andrew tate moron shit
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
She doesn't need "fixed" you fricking dweeb, being ""raped"" and dominated is very common bedroom roleplay
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Dominated? Sure, but role-playing rape (when a girl got raped) is pretty disturbing
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
is having breasts as a man normal?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>and dominated is very common bedroom roleplay
this is so obvious it just points to you being a permavirgin lol >being ""raped""
someone with trauma from being raped or molested wanting to recreate that is a thoroughly broken person who should be avoided. normal cnc is whatever. most girls treat it like food, they think they can handle a lot more than they can in reality but if they are too extreme that's also a red flag
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I can promise I'm not reading that or taking you seriously at all, you have no idea what an embarassing gay you are or how obviously you're the only virgin here
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>hey virgin did you know girls LOVE BEING DOMINATED IM A CHAD IM A CHAD
lol, fat ugly short moron. the act of sex itself is domination. talk about embarrassing, you're pretending you date crazy chicks and act like you get your view of women from memes. ctrl+f now
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Based truther.
Anon is scared of allegations is all, cnc is the MOST common fantasy for women
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Intimate sex is literally less common for me than grabbing a b***h by her throat and pretending like it's forced, it's not even a fetish it's just how women like to be fricked. What that guy's girlfriend is probably telling him is just to be more physical, it's probably not even so much about a "rape" fantasy. Shocking to see guys in here acting like she's crazy, what a bunch of limp dicks
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
OP of that post here, you could be on to something maybe I do need to be a little more dominant and assertive when we frick. I take bluechew and have 25min+ frick sessions nonstop not including foreplay. She cums 2-3 times so I guess I got complacent
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah, if you're uncomfortable with explicitly "rape" roleplay just table it and be more physical, my bet is it probably won't come up again
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yes thanks, I figure least I can do is pull her hair a bit while doggy or carefully choke her at base of neck (not to a point she taps out) also throwing her into different positions instead of telling her
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Basically half imagine you're fighting her. Never enough to actually hurt her, but grabbing her by the throat, spanking her ass, grabbing her by the hair, dictating positions. Just up the aggro a little
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
This is good advice but a lot of women do just want the rape roleplay the guy's gf was asking for. I wouldn't diminish that aspect.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
flip her into missionary from doggy and then elbow her in the teeth until the ref stops you
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Wow Canadians are fricking AWESOME thank you for posting this!!! Thank you.
consensual non consent. that isn't grabbing their throat or hair moron, it's simulating rape. being rough isn't cnc. you would know that if you weren't a larping porn addict. actual second hand embarrassment just post a schaub meme while this discussion comes up from now on
Consensual non-consent, wow thanks. So, pretending like it's forced? Search this page for "pretending like it's forced" and let me know which post it leads you to.
This is what happens when you chop off half of what someone says to try to own them. You're not only an embarrasing dweeb, you're a fricking moron too. Congrats
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
are you having a stroke while typing this? idk if it's late in america but you need to go to bed porn addict. your wife (hand) wants you to go to your room
Unironically nothing more concerning than men who think rough and "forced" sex with their significant other is "weird" or "disturbing" or a "red flag" that she might have some personality disorder
He has to either bite and spice up things or accept the inevitable and break up with her
All true. When marriage is no longer about financial convenience and monogamous relationships revolve primarily around sexual fulfillment you can't be caught lacking these days. Up your game and be a fulfilling partner or b***hes will find one. It's not even wrong of them, it is what it is.
na cuz the shit pancakes against yo booty cheeks and when it starts to slide out of your shorts the ref will disqualify you for wielding a foreign object in the octagon
Sigh, I suppose I will also chime in with some real advice. Don't try to hard, make sure you enjoy yourself and remember it's not the physical grab/choke/throw stuff she actually enjoys it's the meaning behind it. At least partially because she wants to feel so desired that you lose control and/or because she doesn't feel guilty or whatever for having sex because it's not her choice. Remember men are physical and enjoy visuals women enjoy dirty talk and sounds or scenarios more. Apply that absolute knowledge onto your situation however works, you welcome.
>hey im a chinless mulatto like andrew tate and im obsessed with sex
oh i see, how do you do that? >have lots of money and be alpha
okay but why are you broke and 5'5? >uhhhh moving on, you need to be a real alpha to keep a woman around or she will just leave instantly this always happens
why are you single then?
What does that even mean? How to you force a personality into someone else? I'm literally getting no work done here because you guys are talking shit not stop. If you're going to frick up my day at least make it interesting.
It really is, what the frick do you tell your Son when a homosexual is the best fighter in the World? I miss when gay men were limp writes weirdo looking frickers you could just point without any explanation of why you never want to be like that guy
THANK YOU
shit thread
Almost 4AM in Britain btw
agreed
Maria Lupita Guadalupe 'Loopy' Godinez Gonzalez
Shartria Poopita Menstralupe 'Poopy' Gopeenez-Fartzalez
She’s pretty
Loopycel (Jack YaDong, OP of this thread) is an obese black pedophile. He follows over 20 transsexuals on his twitter account @mootses
I made this thread. I saved that image from the last thread and used it. Sorry for the confusion
Sounds like an average poster to me. His only crime was being a namegay.
>ended round one with gnp making rob bleed
>heemed him with a jab next round
oh fer sure b
I was at 290 and hammered and loudly telling everyone in my section that Rob would outclass DDP and win 30-27 without breaking a sweat
Just remembered the british poster has an accent… hehehehehehhoohoohohahahahah
"Fans are stupid. Like they, they can't - they are. Like, you guys write an article, and they don't read the article. They just read the headline and they just make up the rest in their head. Like, if they actually read it, almost everything I say makes a lot of sense. Umm, every once in a while maybe I have some crazy takes, but it's not that often. And honestly, me and my friends play a game: like, what kind of crazy sh*it can I say to see what the fans will say? Like, then they just play into it. So it is what it is. But they can't separate me as an analyst and me as a, and me as an athlete. So... I've just gotten to the point where I really don't care. I-It doesn't matter. Like, the fighters know that I'm speaking the truth. 'Cus you don't see anyone coming up in hallways trying to fight me about it. They know I'm right. Uh, an-and that, that's totally fine. I, I think some of it is, ya know, I get a little bit crazy with Michael on the BYM a little bit (chuckles). We go crazy, but it is what it is." - Anthony "Lionheart" Smith
Anthony you are 37-19
who even cares about this tattooed moron bum
u guys keep posting him, its insane
GENETIC ABOMINATION
>I’m gonna break diamond brazza
SOON
Anon, that's a blatant gimmick post supporting a heavy favorite. Return to previous posting and cease or I'm gonna have to stop it.
finna sleem
Dios mio
I like his t-shirt. Must be nice having a culture
/heem/ is slow because we're all in guru's chat
4:12AM in Britain
absolute bum
this is why /box/ thinks we are a joke
We're almost out of WEC/Strikeforce guys. Pretty soon there will be no guys left from the pre-Reebok fight kit era
Who's left from wec? Besides Cub.
Dustin
Aldo has one last fight this weekend, Cruz is still ranked somehow, Yahya fought on the last apex card, Miesha Tate is still hanging around. Arlovski fought in strikeforce a few times.
Pretty sure none of them are still there in two years top.
slows down the minute loopy makes the thread, what a surprise
Anyone know the time?
8:20 b. Come over, Im about to burn an phat joint and play some SonSon
I told you I only play Sega Dreamcast
I told you I have an dreamcast with like 17 games you just dobt want to hang out and discuss Angela Hill related topics you disingenuous frick. Respectfully.
all due respect but no one of sound mind would set foot in your building let alone your hoarder apartment
I'd have to see the games first. I could bring my own collection too maybe we could do some swaps
how about we do not slander the legends of our sport this thread?
Sir, you can't expect good strawberries 30 minutes before closing.
I literally just bought some delicious strawberries at 930 and ate the whole pound because they'll get moldy by tomorrow
well lah tee dah don't we have our fancy britches on?
you guys think jon still misses his boyfriend?
heem me
heem you
heem him
heem her
heem them
Do you think Jon is a mature or immature finisher with his boyfriend?
I love her so much
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PART 2 IS UP
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Thanks.
Frick off ginger
>Hi! Mark here. Let's spar.
your honest reply?
a black man cant have a prison boyfriend?
nice gimmicks guys
bet your fat dead mothers are proud, homosexuals
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HE'S MAD
u mad
Turn off your VPN, Changnada
you had to do it to em
Goooooooot eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem
Is that BMF?!?
*mogs you*
*bites*
WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAWWWWW
>mmmm wow that's the best Topuria I've ever had
They hated him because he told the truth.
this post say everything you need to know about the current state of MMA
ritual posts can be funny, these ones really do suck though
Uh oh the 'cord is scrambling for a comeback! Quick post a Ganescholar meme!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
put me in the screencap
oh so this is why the trooncord is spamming gane now
The 'cord did NOT like this one. Not one bit.
how do you be 21 and have the dance coordination of an old lady?
RAPE WALMART prostituteS
ENSLAVE WALMART prostituteS
BEHEAD WALMART prostituteS
Does Bib have pretty blue eyes? :3
My Leafs won
My Knicks won
Now my Smiff must win
Which side? Classy family man from spain or cte bussin fr fr speaker from hawaii
Neither of these guys dared to step into the octagon with Darren Elkins, why do we care about these shitters?
OHHH GODNE WITH THE SPONTANEOUS SEETHE INDUCTION
why are /box/ers now doing public courses for mma fighters, i've seen colby and garcia in the same exact situation
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/H3ws8V8H4Pw
MMA guys get more out of boxers advice than the other way around. How is Meng still fat despite being in camp?
They always wanted to, they just were scared of Tony.
Colby and Ryan are both trump voters
Masvidal and Canelo are both fugg you meng style fighters
They naturally align with each other
The serious answer is that over the last decade or so boxers have started to come off their high horse and started to acknowledge MMA and spar with MMA fighters
Aljo trained with Crawford for a bit, Aspinall and Fury are constant spareing partners
Whittaker spars with Tim Tszyu a lot
Strickland and a bunch of other guys at Xtreme Couture do long spars with former and active boxers all the time, I think there's a video of Strickland putting hands on a former world champion somewhere out there
A lot of up and coming guys also have been messing with boxers way more
There's a lot of young unranked projects in the UFC who legitimately train with olympic level boxers
Payton Talbott is someone in specific who supposedly has a lot of boxing experience apparently
It's a weird thing, not much word gets out about what happens in these spars, but they are definitely happening
bro wrote a thesis to say boxers spar with mmartists
guru can’t help but be an anglo, for as wretched as he goes about things nothing seems to quite get him chomping at the bit more than a moral crusade
>exists
>makes bongs seethe
Gane is like salt, any amount is the right amount
Wtf
What cocaine does to a mfer
Conor McGregor threatening to ride Sean O'Malley?
fricking based reboyed gooby
most coawrdly shit i seen that strategic weight cut let alone the PEDS
>Ill ride you both
GOOBY VS SEAN
HEEEm
HEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
There’s enough gay shit going on but apparently not enough for Gooby
last sentence fricking sent me. i really wish canor would write a stream of consciousness novel
actual mad man
IT’S GOOBY FIGHT SEASON, GET THE LOBSTER PASTA READY!!!!!!!!!!
Book both fights, cuck chandler out of red panties again.
I always get Black Forge and Black Lodge mixed up
Bill Haney himself deserves a life ban from coaching or anything involving boxing for not throwing the towel, same for the referee
the conster never misses
what is it with the Irish and the +100 buff to writing?
gayest post of the thread
>wtf how could he say mean words on heckin twitter!
have a nice day too
>I don't like this
Was that somehow the funniest part for anyone else?
>GET YOUR HEAD TOGETHER OR have a nice day
UFC 301 official prediction: we will see the first crash bandicoot style double spinning fist heem. lock that shit in
I don't even know who the frick Ryan Garcia is.
>GET YOUR HEAD TOGETHER OR have a nice day.
we are so back!
ya little fewl
How do we feel about Poatan ducking Ank for Jiri?
he's fighting Jon
i despise that homosexual sped gayosped and i want only bad things for him so it's cool in my book
We just saw Pereira heem a shitter, Ankalaev can get KO'd after the well deserved Jiri rematch
It's a duck reverso
Ankalaev said he wanted to fight in october, Alex said he wants to fight early, and clearly since Ankalaev wants to set the date that far back, he won't be ready in time.
He knows that ank will take him down and finish him in under 3 mins.
Of course poatards, being the worst fan base in mma right now, will cope and claim that ducking is based, actually
Ankalaev has no submissions on his record and has shitty ass ground and pound
I actually don't remember him trying for a submission once in his entire career
Pereira was wrestlefricked by Adesanya for 5 minutes and got a black belt
>He knows that ank will take him down and finish him in under 3 mins.
Charles also ducked Gamrot today.
We just have to accept that belts are marketing tools and that we know who the best fighters in the world actually are.
I work at UFC Inc and I saw top secret document out of envelope that read Aspinall vs Lesnar is a done deal
It is kind of crazy that boxing fans are making up so many excuses for Ryan
You never saw this level of cope for Jon
I have to side with Gooby on this one, weight classes exist for a reason and drug testing needs to be enforced
>nty you french b***h
never.
Last time Ankalaev tried to lay and pray he got submitted at the literal last second
Okay, I pull up.
“I don’t want to fight at the end of the year.” Pereira told Guilherme Cruz of MMAFighting. “I want to fight sooner, so maybe that shows he won’t be ready. I don’t know why he said that.”
“This guy is complicated. Honestly, I have to see what’s best. I’m here to fight but I don’t understand best about other things like where is best (to fight) and where isn’t. If I have to fight there, I will, but if it’s not a date I want then it’s not best for me, I can say no.” Pereira added.
Quack Quack
Ank was robbed vs Jan
Jan was robbed vs poohand
LEVELS
Ankalaev panic sniffed and still lost against Blachowicz KWAB
>muzzies wanting a title shot in abu dhabi
makes me sick
brazza you must fight me october abu dhabi
Muzzles could disappear from the sport tomorrow and no one would miss any of them
I would miss aiemann zahabi
*Looks around*
WOW, SO MANY HANDSOME POSTERS HERE TONIGHT.
Get in my guard aha just kidding.
Zesty
The champion has a name.
Alex Quackreira
NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO FIGHT ANKALAEV SO HE CAN BORE EVERYONE TO DEATH FOR THE 50TH STRAIGHT TIME
What is it going to take for you people to realize Ankalaev is dogshit? Can you even point to a performance of his that you think demonstrated the skill you believe him to have?
The one where he went life and death with Bruno Silva
Mate he's another shitter like Jamahal people are going to pretend is a beast until Pereira flatlines him
Jamahawl is unironically better and has at least demonstrated skill through good performances. I can't think of a single good performance of Ankalaev's.
Jamahal punches hard and looks slick against shitters, makes me wonder how he beat up Glover as bad as he did
>can't think of a single good performance of Ankalaev's
Hugged Blachowicz on the floor after he had his biggest weakness exposed
>makes me wonder how he beat up Glover as bad as he did
Glover was fricking old and coming off a years layoff
He had a good run late in his career but time was going to catch up to him eventually
>What is it going to take for you people to realize Ankalaev is dogshit?
not being filthy inbred muslims
Circles we know it's you no point in larping that's it not you up at 5:30 in the morning
I posted this in the 'cord why did you steal it from me?
Alex can't wrestle
the inbred has a name
gayosped wankaguyov
What is testing like in Abu Dhabi?
Dr Zabit say lettle bet meldonium fine brazza
Remember that time Jan literally made Ankalaev cry with leg kicks
Or that time Ankalaev was incapable of taking Johnny Walker down
Remember that time Adesanya took down Pereira and was beating the shit out of him for an entire round
That was Alex's fourth mma fight. He's a mature finisher now.
How are you guys incapable of seeing the obvious
Alex is fighting at 301
Ankalaev won't be ready
Jiri will be
Jiri vs Alex at 301 has been in negotiations since 300 ended
>OOOOOOOHHH X LANDED A LEG KICK ON Y!!! Y CAN BARELY WALK THIS FIGHT IS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO BEING STOPPED!!!!
*Y wins*
Incredibly painful anal sex with Rose Namajunas while she cries, screams bloody murder, and yells "I'M THE BEST!" when she cums
Very grotesque image please stop posting it my fellow countryman
All I'm saying is I've never seen Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle and Rose in the same room with Pat Barry.
These posts are my least favorite kinds of posts on heem. Absolutely vile shit.
If you can’t appreciate /heem/ at its worst, then you don’t deserve it at its best
Ankalev is that homie
Ankalaev sucks
Wrong
See
Ankalaev isn't all that great.
Can still very easily beat Pereira.
Too bad he won't
Yes sadly Pereira is ducking. Understandable though, his whole gimmick dies when he gets blanketed by the hillbilly.
When you're the challenger you don't get to pick the time and place of the fight, he can wait on the sidelines till he's ready to get heemed
Pereira is the only one rejecting a fight outright before a contract has even been offered.
Alex Pereira after UFC 300:
>I don't want to fight Jiri I want to fight Ankalaev in the Summer
Ankalaev then said he'll only fight in Abu Dhabi in October, effectively rejecting Pereira's fight offer
>he'll only fight in Abu Dhabi
Completely made up
And you just proved mine, again. Literally riding this dude's dick pro bono.
I don't understand the homosexual rigmarole buddy let's keep your fetish in
Are all Pereira haters like this?
>I don't understand the homosexual rigmarole
Because you are gay.
>Pereira haters
Just proves my point again. You are a homosexual.
I have a feeling you haven't watched Ankalaev fight
There are very obvious weaknesses that someone like Alex can easily expose
Me
>Ankalaev isn't that good, he can still win
You
>Ankalaev isn't that good
No, you really don't get it
The guy has a hyper one dimensional grappling game with very little real threat in it
He's not a guy like Islam who has a 1000 ways to take you down, his entries are mediocre and mediocre
He has no fight IQ and constantly chooses the worst options available
His legs are made of straw
He gets overly emotional
There's just a lot wrong with him
Yeah, he's not that great. Neither is Pereira.
>There are very obvious weaknesses that someone like Alex can easily expose
his absolutely moron mode fight iq that would lead to an easy round 1 ko for pereira
Magomed Ankalaev is an anagram for "bum shitter"
It's true, look it up
>We're starting this cycle again
I feel like everyone Alex has fought in the UFC has been the guy to expose him and then suddenly they're worthless trash when the fights over
That's because the people who hype up Pereira's opponents simply hate him for whatever reason. That's usually the case for the best/most popular fighters
No. You're just a homosexual projecting your not so latent tendencies onto Pereira and taking anything that isn't glazing him as a personal insult.
projection: the post
Deflection: The Poster Almost Reaching 6AM local time
Hyping up your boy's opponents should be a norm. It would make his wins look better than they should.
When I hyped up Josh Emmett it made his loss to Yair even more pathetic though
This is more like when everyone says Pereira is le unbeatable peach beast killer and he actually does get exposed. Again.
Lmao thanks for being an example of my claim
oh im shittin bum
Magomed Ankalaev has learning difficulties.
In Dagestan, every bus is short.
Magomed Anakalev isn’t fighting tomorrow so why are you talking about him? Talk about Steve Erceg.
Bo Niggle
He rocked Bo with the first punch of the fight.
Bo Nickal vs Joe Pyfer for the Biggest Project Belt
Ankalaev could very easily KO Alex standing. Something worth considering.
did jon ever end up fighting stipe's shambling corpse for his "legacy"
>Lucas Tracy's size revealed
?t=605
Why did he cover his face in the picture when he shows his face on camera?
hes blocking the light so we can see the image moron
The light just so happens to only hit where the face is and no other part of his phone?
hes making a shield above the phone screen
The concept of the video is funny, yeah most "badass warrior" from history would be shit in a fight with a trained fighter, so it's a funny premise.
However, he starts the video by saying there was no boxing in ancient Greece.
Ank will be at least -200 vs perreddit
This is not a close fight
>This is not a close fight
No it will not be close, Pereira will most likely heem Ankalaev with the first clean strike that connects
Homosexuality. Unbridled. Indisputable.
you are gay and fat and have double d tiddies
You need to fantasize about men having breasts as a cope for your gayness. Oof.
actually im calling you a fat pig
You're calling me your mother?
your breasts are larger than hers
We went over this. You fantasize about men having breasts as a copeness for your gayness like the bong whose been here for 18 hours uninterrupted to 6AM
your breasts jiggled when you posted this put a bra on you fat b***h
Stick to the Gamrot spam, gayboy.
jiggly tittied b***h lmao
Do you imagine Pereira with breasts too?
obese piggy squealing at boogeymen still
You sign your posts at the end, not the beginning.
shartkalaev got his legs kicked apart for 3 rounds by THE can blacowshit
THE heckin leg kicks?
*in Joe Ragans voice
theres that leg kick *moans*
>*moans*
Zesty ah homie
Circles larps as both muslim and a muslim hater. The common denominator is that xe stays up 18-20 hours a day on /heem/ MINIMUM. It will be going to take a brief nap soon.
stop signing your posts b***hbreasts
GODeria is gonna chama all over bawdalaev
that sounds gay asf
imagine cumming on Poatan's face and he just goes "chama"
Merle probably experienced that A LOT, Poatan is a real pussy eater
why did this thread get so gay all of a sudden
did the bones brigade arrive
imagine Marvin Vettori with massive breasts
In light of the recent revelations, I wonder, what else did Jon make him do? Did Jon make him his live-in girlfriend? Colbybros.....
The gayness epidemic has increased tenfold. What happened
your breasts have expanded tenfold, lose weight
KEK bugboy having a mental breakdown at every American poster now
He'll be gamrot spamming in no time
sorry your posts are too recognizable
maybe if you lost weight i wouldn't be able to tell a fat b***h wrote this
Gay bugboy getting angry. Gay bugboy off its meds! Gay bugboy need gamrot spam!!! Gay bugboy gonna gamrot spam?
fat b***h having a obesity induced psychosis episode i see
>a obesity
Kek dumb gay bugboy. Pereira with breasts.
a a a no more snacks for mr b***hbreasts
>a a a
What did the gay malfunctioning bugboy mean by this? Did it just bust to Pereira with breasts?
a a a do your breasts jiggle clockwise or counter clockwise when you smash your keyboard with your cheeto fingers
Yo gay bugboy. Pereira with breasts.
now post that without your breasts jiggling
Why are you imagining Pereira's breasts jiggling?
why do you have breasts as a male
All humans have breasts, gay bugboy. But you're the only one that imagines them being fat and jiggly on men!
youre the only man in existence with breasts you fat b***h lmfao
Yes we know you like fantasize about your men having breasts, gay bugboy.
do you fondle them
Gay bugboy getting desperate. I really revved you huh?
i think you should lose weight
Hey gay bugboy. Pereira with breasts.
you said that several times i think you're malfunctioning
for a b***h with massive breasts you sure have a tiny cranium
Gay bugboy getting angry. Gay bugboy shouldn't be signing its posts! Lol
same posting format for tiny cranium fatty
Your English is getting more broken by the second, gay bugboy...
fat tittied b***h with another abhorrently structured post...
uhhhhh a pooru structure post ching ching pereira wif breasts ching chong!
Let me suck them, please.
jones comment about his boyfriend in jail made me realise why he gets himself in trouble so much
do you think Jon Jones gave Colby a reach around squeeze of Colby's huge knockers
is it illegal to climb the cage and do this in the middle of a fight?
6:30AM in Britain. What time does the job center open?
10.30am
Same Canadian who larps as spammy, a hoarder, spams gamrot, and as being chinese. What an embarrassing life this b***h leads, almost as pathetic as circles. Getting there...
same fat b***h screaming over fake people
Hey gay bugboy. Pereira with breasts.
imagine Gamrot with breasts
now that's a fighter
i cant get perry hitting the left under 4mb
The absolute state of this thread. You muthafrickas need Allah. I'm going to bed.
KWAB heemed by AmeriGODS bantz
It's seriously a bummer that I didn't go into MMA like I was planning. I got ripped nice and tight, even went to a baseball field and started pitching baseballs to work on my arm strength for punching hard. My sights were set at that time on the UFC Featherweight division, Chad Mendes specifically. As the years go by I little doubt I would have torn through that division like a lightning strike through shitty toilet paper, but alas, our paths diverged. I even picture clearly as I type how I would have caved in that wienery midget's face with the most sniper hands the UFC has ever seen.
going to have a heterosexual meng heem to KK's massive milkers
Going to have a heterosexual meng heem to Steve Erceg's dick nose.
circlesforever to b***hbreasts
Im not the ameribro arguing with you. Just thought the image goes hard.
We read left to right here, gay bugboy.
Okay that's enough
frick that prick
>get your shit together or have a nice day
*in Peter Griffin's voice*
Geez Lois
this reminds of that time Alex Pereira was left frozen like Elsa in the Octagon
oooooo hermosa
any others doing this pose?
Not you, gay bugboy
uh oh the fat boy is arguing with the wrong poster he's gone full schizo
more proof
Hey gay bugboy. You rikey pereira wif breasts ching chong ding dong!
mei shen me ur tiddy too fat
All rook same
All soun same
I call it gay bugboy hivemind
But you same gay bugboy!
mei shen me fat piggy having full fledged meltdown now what an obese yaoguai
dinga dinga wing ching chong wung you a gay bugboy!
Id make french fries from the grease on your breasts
Wheres the wheem here
Conor McGregor, official owner of BKFC
part owner*
wonder what he's actually going to bring to the company
jizzybros.. we were supposed to have recovered instead of /panicattack/
Hold the line Ameribros
combat sports general
austim offs are the purest form of combat
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ovW-DpI9zp0
Real mmaguru tell it like it is
chinese food is dog! me no eat dog gay bugboy! wung fung chong ding dong!
fat piggy scarfing down piles of food feed entire chinese village shen me
feed chianese village wif plate of bugs, gay bugboy eat heself, gay bugboy bad donga wonga chunga wing ping pong!
Suck an long grain of rice out of my smegma coated foreskin like your mother before you. Respectfully.
frick you
don't be rude
You're low T and a b***h if you nope out or if it "kills" your "modd"
Full card for ONE Friday Fights 61 today
Petsukumvit Boi Bangna vs. Duangsompong Jitmuangnon (Muay Thai – flyweight)
Suesat Manop Gym vs. Abdallah Ondash (Muay Thai – strawweight)
Brazil M Eakchat vs. Samanchai Sor Sommai (Muay Thai – strawweight)
Chalawan Ngorbangkapi vs. Petpattaya Silkmuaythai (Muay Thai – 122-pound catchweight)
Petsaenchai M U Den KhonmaiBaowee vs. Ruayjing Sor Wisetkit (Muay Thai – flyweight)
SingUbon Or AudUdon vs. Petnakian Phuyaiyunan (Muay Thai – 132-pound catchweight)
Pichitchai PK Saenchai vs. Ramadan Ondash (Muay Thai – 121-pound catchweight)
Kabilan Jelevan vs. Muga Seto (Muay Thai – 137-pound catchweight)
Chloe Cooke vs. Hanna Palmquist (MMA – atomweight)
Anton Salchak vs. Haryuki Tanitsu (Muay Thai – 119-pound catchweight)
Min Kyaw Za vs. Ryohei Igado (Muay Thai – 143-pound catchweight)
Ilyas Eziyeu vs. Joji Goto (MMA – bantamweight)
not fair that Petnakian Phuyaiyunan has to prepare for two guys
No one cares.
I feel like i'm set up to summon a malicious demon if i read this out loud
>Petsukumvit Boi Bangna
>Duangsompong Jitmuangnon
>Chalawan Ngorbangkapi
bitchbreasts ate all of that for dinner today
and we're not even talking seconds
I no cannibal i no eat bug like you gay bugboy!
Ching wung dung fung pung wung lung tung bung cung gung jung
there's literally nothing wrong with eating maggots and termites
you motha eat it from dog butthole when she stir fry it
dong gong wong ling ching ping pung
Chatri said ONE MMA was going to make a giant comeback at the start of 2024.
What the frick happened? Why is it nothing but these low budget muay thai shows? Why are their cameras downgraded to potatoes? They used to have the best cameras. Now their MMA roster is even smaller than it was last july when he said this.
Is it finished?
Don't ask questions you already know the answers to.
They partnered with the Thai govt to put on a certain number of shows at Lumpinee a year I think, the fights are better in my opinion so I'm not bothered tbqhwy.
There's a fight night card tonight as well that has a few MMA fights on it.
>bong discord troon ONE spammer has everyone make fun of him when he ONE spams
no one cares as im sure you know. make a new general or something im sure people will go to it
They're not even going to have enough money for that. Chatri will likely move to a more successful business career before long, so you won' be getting these much longer.
The MMA shows and name value likely helped keep the lights on, securing more money. It will soon be over for ONE, sadly.
Their main investors are going away in 2 months. They're going to either downsize even more to a local muay thai poo show or get a new investor to try it one more time. Also Chatri lowballed ngubu and that's just bad karma.
if shes been raped that's just foul. disgusting
>if shes been raped that's just foul. disgusting
She never used the term rape but I'm sure it happened with her uncle which is why this completely kills it for me.. like wtf... I could mention how I'm not ok with this as it over steps a boundary of mine but then she may eventually cheat on me to satisfy some stupid fantasy
if you're even thinking she'll cheat then why are u in a relationship. just be single and frick whenever it's convenient
She's never broken my trust I doubt she would cheat until she just laid out this weird fantasy which I may not be able to reciprocate. I figure telling her it's not healthy especially after what she said happened with her uncle would be a massive screw up. Just a shitty situation over all
If as a man you find "rape" or CNC weird you might actually be into women/homosexual/jon jones
might actually not be into women*
you have two options. fix her and lead her or break up and fwb. anything else is always a disaster
How would you attempt to "fix" her and lead her
it's honestly just intuitive. if you love someone and you man up it will just happen naturally. you don't really "learn it", and 90% of online advice is andrew tate moron shit
She doesn't need "fixed" you fricking dweeb, being ""raped"" and dominated is very common bedroom roleplay
Dominated? Sure, but role-playing rape (when a girl got raped) is pretty disturbing
is having breasts as a man normal?
>and dominated is very common bedroom roleplay
this is so obvious it just points to you being a permavirgin lol
>being ""raped""
someone with trauma from being raped or molested wanting to recreate that is a thoroughly broken person who should be avoided. normal cnc is whatever. most girls treat it like food, they think they can handle a lot more than they can in reality but if they are too extreme that's also a red flag
I can promise I'm not reading that or taking you seriously at all, you have no idea what an embarassing gay you are or how obviously you're the only virgin here
>hey virgin did you know girls LOVE BEING DOMINATED IM A CHAD IM A CHAD
lol, fat ugly short moron. the act of sex itself is domination. talk about embarrassing, you're pretending you date crazy chicks and act like you get your view of women from memes. ctrl+f now
Based truther.
Anon is scared of allegations is all, cnc is the MOST common fantasy for women
Intimate sex is literally less common for me than grabbing a b***h by her throat and pretending like it's forced, it's not even a fetish it's just how women like to be fricked. What that guy's girlfriend is probably telling him is just to be more physical, it's probably not even so much about a "rape" fantasy. Shocking to see guys in here acting like she's crazy, what a bunch of limp dicks
OP of that post here, you could be on to something maybe I do need to be a little more dominant and assertive when we frick. I take bluechew and have 25min+ frick sessions nonstop not including foreplay. She cums 2-3 times so I guess I got complacent
Yeah, if you're uncomfortable with explicitly "rape" roleplay just table it and be more physical, my bet is it probably won't come up again
Yes thanks, I figure least I can do is pull her hair a bit while doggy or carefully choke her at base of neck (not to a point she taps out) also throwing her into different positions instead of telling her
Basically half imagine you're fighting her. Never enough to actually hurt her, but grabbing her by the throat, spanking her ass, grabbing her by the hair, dictating positions. Just up the aggro a little
This is good advice but a lot of women do just want the rape roleplay the guy's gf was asking for. I wouldn't diminish that aspect.
flip her into missionary from doggy and then elbow her in the teeth until the ref stops you
Wow Canadians are fricking AWESOME thank you for posting this!!! Thank you.
Kys gay
what happened to reyes? why was he the closest to beating jones but then fades into obscurity?
Ching chong chang cheng chung long ding dong!
bros...he broke
i fricked her and her breasts were smaller than b***hbreasts
frick wif what??? you dick tinier dan bugs you eat gay bugboy! yo no frick girl! you rike pereira wif breasts!
there's literally nothing wrong with having a micropenis
Embarrassing effort. AmeriChad W
why are you thinking about dicks?
he wants to know what they look like because he's never had the chance of seeing his own
gay bugboy gay bugbrain fried
wung fing fong dong chung dung!
im circlesforever
you eyes closed! open eyes gay bugboy! you no see you dick no matter whaaaaa gong hong ding chong!
You're not even English, how could you pretend to be me? You fricking rim-job. The next question is why? Who in their right mind wants to be me
im speaking english right now you racist motherfricker
You're speaking french with a translator that's why your grammar is messed up sometimes
circles is scottish you larping homosexual
How'd you work that out?
gay bugboy hivemind break
gay bugboy need daily dose of gay bugboy to eat
Dead sport
Wait till you learn about PowerSlap
AmeriChad went into the seventh layer of hair to pull this victory out. Extremely well rounded mixed martial autist performance.
That's probably just the tip of the iceberg. Cut your losses and look for somebody who isn't insane.
Excellent thread
THE Petsomeb***h boing boing bongwang?
>grabbing their throat or hair is the same thing as cnc im not a virgin!!!
porn addicts ladies and gentlemen. zero experience with a woman
Describe what you think CNC stands for.
Ching nunchuck chong
consensual non consent. that isn't grabbing their throat or hair moron, it's simulating rape. being rough isn't cnc. you would know that if you weren't a larping porn addict. actual second hand embarrassment just post a schaub meme while this discussion comes up from now on
Consensual non-consent, wow thanks. So, pretending like it's forced? Search this page for "pretending like it's forced" and let me know which post it leads you to.
This is what happens when you chop off half of what someone says to try to own them. You're not only an embarrasing dweeb, you're a fricking moron too. Congrats
are you having a stroke while typing this? idk if it's late in america but you need to go to bed porn addict. your wife (hand) wants you to go to your room
Unironically nothing more concerning than men who think rough and "forced" sex with their significant other is "weird" or "disturbing" or a "red flag" that she might have some personality disorder
He has to either bite and spice up things or accept the inevitable and break up with her
1. you're brown
2. you're moronic, being rough =/ cnc. being dominant =/ going too far and enabling a woman's mental illness. quit your goat porn
All true. When marriage is no longer about financial convenience and monogamous relationships revolve primarily around sexual fulfillment you can't be caught lacking these days. Up your game and be a fulfilling partner or b***hes will find one. It's not even wrong of them, it is what it is.
it's true but people like you are never the ones to keep a good girl around. the closest people to you are mulatto andrew tate wannabes
You're the dumbest person itt buddy it's time to log off. I don't like Andrew Tate and barely even know who it is.
you're a porn addicted mulatto who has never had sex lol you're fooling no one
Why would you take a girl into the bathroom of a club just to ginger her?
Why the frick would you go to a club you gay deano lookin gay b***h I bet you listen to EDM
GET YOUR HEAD TOGETHER OR have a nice day.
Actually I decided now I'm IN for the gay Jones guru arc. This big dopey son of a b***h, I always come around to his point of view eventually.
/heem/ I need you to engage!!
Id spit in the mouth of any american or british here and they would smile and thank me.
is shitting yourself a valid heem tactic?
if the ref notices it’s a TKO
na cuz the shit pancakes against yo booty cheeks and when it starts to slide out of your shorts the ref will disqualify you for wielding a foreign object in the octagon
but it's not a foreign object, i made it. blood and sweat aren't foreign objects so logically i should be able to shit myself to get out of guard
ask yoel romero
A real martial artist asks for consent. Always.
Agreed.
Leave no b***h unboned
Sigh, I suppose I will also chime in with some real advice. Don't try to hard, make sure you enjoy yourself and remember it's not the physical grab/choke/throw stuff she actually enjoys it's the meaning behind it. At least partially because she wants to feel so desired that you lose control and/or because she doesn't feel guilty or whatever for having sex because it's not her choice. Remember men are physical and enjoy visuals women enjoy dirty talk and sounds or scenarios more. Apply that absolute knowledge onto your situation however works, you welcome.
Unironically based thread. I feel like I'm ready to FRICK
I don't think women want to be raped
thats where you're wrong, its pretty much all they think about and want
I tried and it didn't work
Sir, you're 132 pounds
Incorrecto
I been up 48 hours on methamphetamine, feels tremendous man.
God I love being up 2+ days straight
That mania feeling where objects are constantly sliding in you field of vision is kino
You've never stayed up longer than 30 hours
30 hours is nothing and I do it withdrawing from other drugs, don't take speed.
Guys he has to translate Mandarin to french to English. What an abomination of a person
erm it's called cantonese chud
Oh you're from Hong Kong specifically? Now we're getting somewhere
no im not chinese please stop slandering
taiwan is china little guy. xi owns you
my oriental brother what r u doing in australia
im not asian but xi still owns you
>not asian
fraid so
>hey im a chinless mulatto like andrew tate and im obsessed with sex
oh i see, how do you do that?
>have lots of money and be alpha
okay but why are you broke and 5'5?
>uhhhh moving on, you need to be a real alpha to keep a woman around or she will just leave instantly this always happens
why are you single then?
why are front kick KOs not more common? It's fast as hell and guaranteed KO power. you basically can't guard against it.
not a heem
Ohhh the British incel who forces personalities onto anonymous posters because he's mentally ill and has no real friends has arrived, lfg!
Talking about me?
If the shoe fits drink a hecking beer from it
What does that even mean? How to you force a personality into someone else? I'm literally getting no work done here because you guys are talking shit not stop. If you're going to frick up my day at least make it interesting.
Or at the very least make it coherent.
My ass pal
and yet the question remains , who is the dark horse of the ufc womens bantamweight division?
Cope
name six ways pantoja can win
Close, not close, kinda close, epic, super epic, and headkick
yup I'm thinking Erceg heems
decision KO submission doctor's stoppage disqualification forfeit
Just unleashed an utterly unbearable Kobe Ngannu into the Anthony Smith, vile stuff.
Good heavens they've already had three HUNDRED BILLION, how much more emergency aid could they possibly require?
Another 14 billion for isreal while over half a million Americans are homeless tonight.
would heem be a good ufc nickname?
Yeah, I gotta stop looking into things.
hap happy
sneed is going to get herself sent to the asylum
Hap already has a higher fight IQ than Conor
Rolling
Nice
Alright well I'm gonna go play some League of Legends, catch yall on the flip side take it steezy
GAMROT is the most feared man in the UFC
Brainrot is the most feared ailment in humanity
(She has it)
I simply do not care about the finances of fight organisations.
>Niggubu is a fake one for not waiting 3 years for me to bulk up to heavyweight!
>I wanna fight Alex Pereira next!
heem sucky
https://x.com/jonnybones/status/1786280916488233198?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQ
bonessisters, what did he mean by this?
?si=x0XAazSz7_kPXWtN
He’s not even trying to hide it anymore, in fact he’s dropping hints.
Jon it's a YES
i wonder when the ONEpedo will get tired of spamming for attention lol. kind of a sad existence
Thanks for respecting my wishes. Now I'm just bored with work but at least with this I'm getting paid to be bored
jon jones being gay is problematic for the human race
It really is, what the frick do you tell your Son when a homosexual is the best fighter in the World? I miss when gay men were limp writes weirdo looking frickers you could just point without any explanation of why you never want to be like that guy
The best fighter in the world is Tom Aspinall.
Jon’s character arc is reaching its apex
even pereira himself knows the jiri stoppage was early and needs a run back
jiri went limp
so does everyone who gets dropped
IF jiri and pereira rematch, I think jiri pressures more + wrestling and gets a finish
say that to my face fricker not online, see what happens
Ooohhhhhh big words from Mr. Doesn’t Ever Show Up.
IT'S OVAAAAH
THREADS OVAH
Heem myself in the neighbors garden when he comes back that's a nice surprise
I ain’t making shit. Frick mods.
Make it or else I'm making a gane thread.
rip heem
did jones molest colby? is that why he's so unhinged?
Colby got molested by a sauna full of brazzas apparently