dear baby girl, im sorry that your father not active inside your world,
he don't commit to much beside his ranking that's for sure,
he a narcissist, incompetent, livin to land a bomb,
try to project his family rather than defending his home,
should be teachin' you chess puzzles or watchin men in black with you,
or at your eleventh birthday singing songs with you,
instead, he be in hospital beds, payin' for cheques, and poppin percs,
CTE corroded the nerves,
I wanna tell you that you're loved, by pigfaced, muttkind,
you got a gift to change the world, and to change your fathers mind,
cause' our children is the future, but he lives inside confusion,
title's always been illusion, but that's the life he's used to,
You just always post moronic low effort stuff. Never has a post by you made me laugh or think. Just garbage posts always.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
How about the posts you get highly stimulated by and engage in, adding your own opinions and stretching your curiosity are by me too. Obviously you only take note of these kinds of posts you don't like
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Hey have a good day man. I hope you turn it around. God bless. Done speaking to you. O.o
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Jesus
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Is risen
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
He is Mizrahi ees normal
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
He's got a Mazzerathi? Well I'm not surprised, he is a professional athlete, it's almost expected to own an expensive Car
Alexandre Pantoja vs. Steve Erceg
Jose Aldo vs. Jonathan Martinez
Anthony Smith vs. Vitor Petrino
Michel Pereira vs. Ihor Potieria
Paul Craig vs. Caio Borralho
Russian guy doesn't even bother to do picks anymore? Who's this snaggletooth fricker? Damn you know this sport dead af if even the degen Russians frick off
>how can one be confident in smith?
I know but this time in particular
Like when he fought Spann the 2nd time you could still see him winning
But he's going to have to fraud check Petrino to win here and idk if he still can, and if Petrino ismaybe better than I give him credit for
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
petrino on roids man
hes super strong just watch teh prachnio fight where he rag dolls that mf with ease
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah but that sort of stuff works better against lower level competition, innit
If Smiff can just hang in there, then I could see Petrino slowing down in 2 and 3 and getting fraud checked. It's a big if but I'm risking my picks on it.
man get a better taste Black person. i am disappointed. you're gonna throw away your sperm and energy and finances and time for that? you gotta be serious coomer porn addict. stop that shit.
unless you are 65+ of age then it would not be as bad of a match.
here, my honest opinion.
McGregor Aldo
Askren Masvidal
Silva Belfort
Silva Sonnen 1
Carwin Lesnar
Jones DC 2
DC Stipe 1
DC Mir (the kick)
Holloway Gaethje
Topuria Volk
Barry Kongo
Liddell Evans
Evans Machida
Bisping Rockhold
Pereira Adesanya 1
Just off the top of my head.
kek Jon really thought he had enough mindless dick riders to get away with ducking asspainal so blatantly. now he's getting roasted toasted and ghosted by metrosexuals on Twitter and Reddit lmao I bet Dana is frickin furious at Jon and his negative PR every time he opens his stupid mouth on social media. he should've just ignored everyone until the layup fights were over with kek now he done fricked up engaging wit the public
>The only man not to finish the Pleasure Man in the UFC
Yeah Smiff gets it done
Not convinced but we'll see
’Cause you lied about religious views, you lied about your surgery
You lied about your picograms and your gayness, all is perjury
You lied about your roommates, you lied about your dishes
They all pussy, you lied on 'em, I know they all got you in 'em
You lied about Reyes, you lied about Gus, huh
You lied about them other contender that’s out there knowin' that they won
You lied about the only fighter that can offer you some help
Frick a cage fight, this a long life fight with yourself
I know this is more topical but can you do a khabib version about record padding and co*id spreading
’Cause you lied about religious views, you lied about your surgery
You lied about your picograms and your gayness, all is perjury
You lied about your roommates, you lied about your dishes
They all pussy, you lied on 'em, I know they all got you in 'em
You lied about Reyes, you lied about Gus, huh
You lied about them other contender that’s out there knowin' that they won
You lied about the only fighter that can offer you some help
Frick a cage fight, this a long life fight with yourself
’Cause you lied about religious views, you lied about your morality
You lied about your gambling and your kvass, all is perjury
You lied about your COVID, you lied about your father
You a pussy, you killed 'em, I know where you got 'em
You lied about the tiramisu, you lied about Tony, huh
You lied about them other fighters that’s out there hopin' that you'll come
You lied about the only Mick that can offer you some help
Frick a jihad, this a long life battle with yourself
Lmk if you need any Swedish cultural tips to impress the dimepiece I can google them better than you, is she a real swede or more like sicilian/french iykwim
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Excellent my man, just one line to get her pussy WET will do for me. Yes she's Swedish, you lost me there, are there a lot of Sicilians in Sweden?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Nina Drama claims to be "sicilian french" when she clearly comes from a texmex background try >gudina du har en vacker kropp kan jag vara ditt sällskap ikväll
I already have this or she is recycling clothes
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Ooh I get you know, I hate when people are in denial about their ethnicity. No this lass is authentic.
And yes you've seen it because she always wears the same thing, t shirt and leggings. You only just noticed? By the way you don't have to unnecessarily use up one of your (you)s, both comments are me
>jones gets bullied into fighting tom >brutally heemed in 4 seconds >gane admits he took a dive >judge scandal reveals reyes and santos actually won
there is at least a 2% chance of this parlay hitting
whats crazy is that not only do you choose this general to blogpost, you are larping as me to do so
go to /soc/ or something if you want to post about your tinder escapades
JDM has the best boxing in the UFC, very impressive in the way he strings his combos together while not getting hit, good record challenges himself with guys who are way better in the wrestling department the heart he showed against Burns was inspiring, his hardest fight was with Hafez of all people and Im thinking that's because it was short notice. I hope to see him fighting for the title soon, I think he beats Leon and most of the other competitors at WW he just has to avoid the guillotines.
Nina Drama claims to be "sicilian french" when she clearly comes from a texmex background try >gudina du har en vacker kropp kan jag vara ditt sällskap ikväll
[...]
I already have this or she is recycling clothes
for me I'm trying to help this bong
Ooh I get you know, I hate when people are in denial about their ethnicity. No this lass is authentic.
And yes you've seen it because she always wears the same thing, t shirt and leggings. You only just noticed? By the way you don't have to unnecessarily use up one of your (you)s, both comments are me
When I spend time typing something out and it's not even read it makes me mad as a motherfricker. Might as well if just spun around in a circle for the 2 minutes instead
if mediocre kickboxers like izzy and pereira can take mma by storm at the highest level, how would genuinely all time great kickboxers like tenshin, superlek, or allazov have fared if they took it seriously? or are pereira and izzy only that successful because the higher weight classes are atrocious in mma?
Illi beats Max. It’ll be a competitive fight but he will get it done. Fights like this are prime betting bait because Holloway has a lot of hype behind him right now because of the Gaethje KO, but real ones know Garth was always a gatekeeper and Holloway is gonna have to summon all of his life force to a. The Volk/Illia fight was great betting bait too because NPCs blindly believed Volk, who was coming off a brutal knockout four months earlier and had turned 35, was gonna beat Illia simply because muh goat and muh wholesome Volk memes. Literally was the most telegraphed title loss in recent memory
>Max is unheemable tho
True but he hasn't faced a hard hitter yet. Gaethje fight wasn't luck, he got that crazy kick and Gaethje is moronic. The one clean shot knocked Max on his arse.
Ilia was literally losing decisively to Volk with minimal success before the flurry. I also think it will be competitive but Ilia is terrible off the backffot and Max's pressure fighting is some of the best ever. Now that his defence is up to apr, Ilia is going to struggle bullying him like he normally does everyone else. Couple that with Max's solid TDD and it's not unreasonable that he would be the favourite regardless of the 300 outcome.
Here’s the full fight. Volk won the first but it was not at all a dominant round. He fought scared and danced around him popping the jab while Illia was rushing forward and almost clipping him each time. Second round starts, Volk lands a solid jab that pauses Illia for a second, then Illia does his 10th blitz of the fight but this time lands. Lights out. All it took was one and it was obvious it was gonna happen eventually.
>Volk won the first but it was not at all a dominant round
Never said dominant, I said decisive which meant he clearly won it. And I also acknowledged he had success but overall nothing impressive or noteworthy happened other than him failing multiple flurries until he didn't. >Lights out. All it took was one and it was obvious it was gonna happen eventually.
I never disagreed with the outcome.My overall point is that he was facing a flushed Volk and even then Volk still had success. Max is peaking right now, and has the chin and skills to outlast and beat Topuria on the feet.
Max is unheemable tho. How does Topuria beat him if not a heem? Topuria has never been in deep waters
everyone is unheemable until they aren't. but topuria can win by sub or decision too
Ilia was literally losing decisively to Volk with minimal success before the flurry. I also think it will be competitive but Ilia is terrible off the backffot and Max's pressure fighting is some of the best ever. Now that his defence is up to apr, Ilia is going to struggle bullying him like he normally does everyone else. Couple that with Max's solid TDD and it's not unreasonable that he would be the favourite regardless of the 300 outcome.
Old man strength isn’t gonna matter against a fighter with clearly more power and likely more speed because of the youth factor. Max will undoubtedly steal a round or two, but Illia will outwork him or finally crack his coconut chin
Max will be more susceptible to damage/cumulative or immediate impact because he either has to cut more weight if he keeps his body the same or has to give up mass and strength that he build so the weightcut back in featherweight isn't worse than before.
This is absolutely true and I should have touched on that in my post as well. He’s clearly bulked up and now he’s gonna have to cut the muscle off to make weight.
Alexandre Pantoja vs. Steve Erceg
Jose Aldo vs. Jonathan Martinez
Anthony Smith vs. Vitor Petrino
Michel Pereira vs. Ihor Potieria
Paul Craig vs. Caio Borralho
everyone needs to rewatch volk vs max 3. because of his style and gameplan topuria was a half step behind volk's jabbing gameplan but they are virtually the same speed. against max the gameplan will be different yet again, likely a casual marathon pace that will ensure a decision if max turns out to really be unheemable. but this is not a close matchup. topuria only has advantages over volk with no notable drawbacks.
Had a mental breakdown over text with a girl after she rejected me because I'm an autistic sissy boy. The worst part is I'm red and black pilled the frick out and knew I was just making her drier than the Sahara, but my fingers just got a mind of their own and I was clicking and clacking away telling her my sad life story. I don't think I'll ever recover from this embarrassment but if I do, my spirit will be stronger than Unobtanium.
You might think you are a failure, a little bit of a b***h, too autistic for modern society.
You feel like there's no point, you don't know what to do and even if you did you don't know if you actually try, everything seems like is hopeless.
You may feel like everything you ever done is a mistake and there's no point in continuing.
Well, let me just say you are correct.
She was flirting with me to the end but she wasn't a hook up type of girl, she wanted a relationship. I decided to end it in a sort of funny but self deprecating way, then felt bad about it. I've known her for a bit so I felt comfortable talking about myself with her, but then had an autistic nervous breakdown and it went way too far. I legit wanted to kill myself because she just made me remember every reason why I'm fricked up
So she didn't really reject me, I rejected her because I knew she'd probably get sick of me eventually. That makes it a little less cringe, but not really
it's not going to cost you anything if you do attempt to have a relationship so why not go for it? i guess it's not over yet
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Does your homosexual ass ever actually talk MMA? Get some fricking friends, broke b***h.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
yeah i do, i asked a few in this thread too
don't be a hater b***h mane
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I rejected her because I knew she'd probably get sick of me eventually.
This is a pretty permaheemed mentality. I'm sure you have a reason for self worth that you're not allowing yourself to see.
I know, I regret not giving myself a chance, but now she thinks I have a vegana (and maybe I do but it's small and and usually not noticable). Lesson learned I guess
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Stop posting.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Im 19 and the product of a single mother, cut me some slack
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Your father blew his load too early, don't blame mommy.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You should get adopted by The Chandlers you black Bo Black person
I'm driving round the city like Brendan Schaub in my two seater beemer listening to emo music, get on my level dork fricks
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You should get adopted by The Chandlers you black Bo Black person
So she didn't really reject me, I rejected her because I knew she'd probably get sick of me eventually. That makes it a little less cringe, but not really
>I rejected her because I knew she'd probably get sick of me eventually.
This is a pretty permaheemed mentality. I'm sure you have a reason for self worth that you're not allowing yourself to see.
>telling her my sad life story
Girls don’t care about your gay struggle or muh trauma. If you plan on pumping and dumping her be her little bad boy/scumbag/dark triad fantasy fling for a few weeks and be done with it. Women are fricking stupid cattle and should be treated as such. Don’t call her pretty, only return compliments she gives you. Don’t ask her out flat, phrase it in a way where it’s already a foregone conclusion you’re hanging out “hey come with me to xxxxx” or “we’re going to xxxxx on Saturday, I need a partner in crime we’ll get food after maybe smash if the vibe is right idk”. Just be spontaneous, don’t give a frick, treat her with little respect, and if she ghosts you then move onto the next
You can start by not giving a frick what some dumb b***h thinks. Women aren’t capable of, and have never been expected to be capable of, deep thought or intellectual curiosity. Especially today’s prostitutes. They want a good looking guy who clearly doesn’t give a frick about them but they want to care about them who is good looking to have fun with and be teased by. That b***h will dump you and move onto the next guy without hesitation regardless of whether you had a two week fling or an eight month relationship. Actually scratch that she’ll remember you more fondly if you were the the two week fling lmao the eight month guy she got bored of
You guys caught up with MindSmash? He apparently got schizophrenia after fricking around with Kundalini (plus brain damage I assume) and is now recording Joker shit
He is just moronic b, real schizophrenia isn't something that you can actively choose to record and "let it speak freely"
Real schizophrenia is like getting sleep paralysis while you are awake and seeing your body move and act on it's own.
I remember a few years ago i saw him say he tried to combine wim hof breathing with meditation and said he felt sick and shit.
He probably has some formnof autism but not fricking schizophrenia.
>Kundalini
is that a type of drug or something
Is a form of yoga that supposedly has hardcore mental effects like when you get an acid trip and supposedly it can cause mental illness or make you illuminated
>real schizophrenia isn't something that you can actively choose to record and "let it speak freely" >Real schizophrenia is like getting sleep paralysis while you are awake and seeing your body move and act on it's own.
There's nothing mutually exclusive about these statements. That's also not a remotely accurately description of schizophrenia.
>The guy retired mid-fight?
yeah I saw it happen too, I was there when he was winning on points and decided to put the gloves in the middle of the ring
the other guy was confused as was everyone else so this guy then trips on his own gloves and loses via tko
Frick /heem/
hey, dont say that
Frick /heem/ and frick you
dear baby girl, im sorry that your father not active inside your world,
he don't commit to much beside his ranking that's for sure,
he a narcissist, incompetent, livin to land a bomb,
try to project his family rather than defending his home,
should be teachin' you chess puzzles or watchin men in black with you,
or at your eleventh birthday singing songs with you,
instead, he be in hospital beds, payin' for cheques, and poppin percs,
CTE corroded the nerves,
I wanna tell you that you're loved, by pigfaced, muttkind,
you got a gift to change the world, and to change your fathers mind,
cause' our children is the future, but he lives inside confusion,
title's always been illusion, but that's the life he's used to,
>MEET THE SMITHS
alexandre. fricking. pantoja.
Have we every seen Ilia without the beard how do we know he's not an omega chinlet
He looks like a Pakistani homosexual hahahahaha
And that's the worst type of homosexual
Why are you always like this?
Like what specifically? Everyone takes the piss
You just always post moronic low effort stuff. Never has a post by you made me laugh or think. Just garbage posts always.
How about the posts you get highly stimulated by and engage in, adding your own opinions and stretching your curiosity are by me too. Obviously you only take note of these kinds of posts you don't like
Hey have a good day man. I hope you turn it around. God bless. Done speaking to you. O.o
Jesus
Is risen
He is Mizrahi ees normal
He's got a Mazzerathi? Well I'm not surprised, he is a professional athlete, it's almost expected to own an expensive Car
That's are Rishi
good morning sir
Lmao how old is he here
17 it was an amateur tournament or something. His jaw is definitely bigger but you can tell he's beardmaxxing to cope
Looking a bit dorky would suit him better imo he should embrace it like Erceg
around 14-15
his brother mogged him there
Topuria is 5'5 at best. His brother has to be like 5'3, how is he mogging Ilia?
By having an actual jaw
Is that Iliano Topurino?
Alexandre Pantoja vs. Steve Erceg
Jose Aldo vs. Jonathan Martinez
Anthony Smith vs. Vitor Petrino
Michel Pereira vs. Ihor Potieria
Paul Craig vs. Caio Borralho
Erceg
Aldo
Smiff
Pereira
Borralho
Alejandro
Jon Martinez
Vitor
Michel
Caio Borralho
Pantoja
Aldo
Petrino
Pereira
Borralho
Viva brasiw
Pantoja
Martinez
Petrino
Potieria
Borralho
hue
hue
hue
hue
hue
Astroboy
Aldo
Smiff
Demolidor
The Fighting Nerd Cow Bohollow
Pass
Russian guy doesn't even bother to do picks anymore? Who's this snaggletooth fricker? Damn you know this sport dead af if even the degen Russians frick off
russia died in the donbas, stepped on a landmine
ruskie had a meltdown because someone else took picks literally one time
>Pantoja
>Martinez
>Smiff
>Michel
>Borralho
Steve "AstroHeem" Erceg
Aldo
Petrino
Pereira
Borralho
Pantoja
Aldo
Smith
Pereira
Craig
pantoja(I want erceg tho)
aldo
petrino
pereira
borralho
Alexandre Pantoja.
Jose Aldo.
Anthony "Fricking" Smith.
Michel Pereira.
Caio Borralho.
Erceg
Aldo
Petrino
Pereira
Borralho
Schteev Ershegg
Martinez
Petrino
Michael
FREE SPIRIT
Don't care
Don't care
Don't care
Don't care
Don't care
Myktybek Orolbai
PANTOJA
ALDO
PETRINO
PEREIRA
BORRALHO
Erceg
Martinez
Petrino
Pereira
Borralho
Pantoja
Aldo
Petrino
Pereira
Caio
Pantoja
Martinez
Petrino
Pereira
Craig
Vincenzo
Jon Jonez
Bиктop Пeтpoв
Total wiener-hole death, Mike
Ciao Bueno
Vincenzo?
Stephen Vincenzo Erceg
Cmon, picks bong, know your material
I had no idea, I'm such a fool
Erssegs
Martinez
Petrino
Michelle
Caio
Erceg
Aldo
Petrino
Potieria
Borralho
Erceg
Martinez
Smith
Pereira
Borralho
Cat picks
Erceg
Aldo
Petrino
Pereira
Craig
>craig
>aldo
your cat is fricking stupid
Martinez is a bum. I wanted to believe too, but Aldo brutally decision heems him.
Defo not Craig but pretty good overall
Pantoja
Aldo
Smith
Pereira
Borralho
>Steve Erceg
>Jose Aldo
>Vitor Petrino
>Michel Pereira
>Caio Borralho
Ellie put some fricking trousers on you tramp
Isn't she American?
How many 1966s have America won?
She's a slag at heart b
Pantoja
Martinez
Petrino
Pereira
Borralho
Pantoja
Martinez
Petrino
Pereira
Craig
>pantoja
>martinez
>lionheart
>pereira
>free spirit
Alex Pantoji
Jose Aldi
Vitor Petrini
Michel Pereiri
Caoi Borralhi
Pantoja
Martinez
Petrino
Pereira
Borralho
Erceg
WAldo
Smiff
Demolidor
Borral-but how
erceg
aldo
smith
potieria
craig
Pantoja
Aldo
Petrino
Pereira
Borralho
Pantoja
Martinez
Smith
Potieria
Borralho
that tinder page looked disgusting, have some standards go frick a zoomer or something - theyre prostitutes
E-Serg
Waldo
Smiff
Soldier of Israel
Caihoe
Damn, i forgot pereira is a fricking zionist
Am i really gonna root for a hohol? Wtf
Ihor is pretty based tho
by zoomer tiktok dancing over shogun ruas retirement fight?
shogun had several retirement fights before that remember when he fought and lost to Paul Craig, Smiif that's way worse than some silly dance
Pan Toe Ja
Jonathan MarTinEz
Smiff but I'm least confident on this one
Pereira eziest pick on the card
Caio
Overall feel like there should be a fair few winners.
>Smiff but I'm least confident on this one
how can one be confident in smith? pretty sure he gets wobbled by the wind on the regular
>how can one be confident in smith?
I know but this time in particular
Like when he fought Spann the 2nd time you could still see him winning
But he's going to have to fraud check Petrino to win here and idk if he still can, and if Petrino ismaybe better than I give him credit for
petrino on roids man
hes super strong just watch teh prachnio fight where he rag dolls that mf with ease
Yeah but that sort of stuff works better against lower level competition, innit
If Smiff can just hang in there, then I could see Petrino slowing down in 2 and 3 and getting fraud checked. It's a big if but I'm risking my picks on it.
Alexandre Pantoja
Jonathan Martinez
Vitor Petrino
Michel Pereira
Caio Borralho
One of the easiest picks of the year
Erceg
Martinez
Brazilian favorite
Brazilian favorite
Brazilian favorite
Pantoja
Martinez
Petrino
Pereira
Borralho
Gonna be an extremely boring main card with all favorites winning easily
I will revise my picks to:
>Pantoja by DEC
>Martinez by DEC
>Petrino by KO
>Pereira by KO
>Borralho by DEC
The picks are so obvious you should require method of victory too. 80% of anons are going to pick the faves
More likely than not there will be at least one upset
Pantoja
Martinez
Petrino
Pereira
Borralho
Pantoja
Aldo
Petrino
Pereira
Borralho
ERCEG
Petrino
Martinez
Potiaria
Borralho
SCHAUBED AND HEEMED 3X INBRED DAGESTANI BONE GIRTH
Alexandre Pantoja
Jonathan Martinez
Vitor Petrino
Michel Pereira
Caio Borralho
Brito
Orolbai
Klose
Ruffy
Bonfim
Steve Erceg
Jonathan Martinez
Anthony Smith
Michel Pereira
Paul Craig
Honest opinions, I'm not scared to post pictures like someone else
Cheeky. Idk hard to say anything from a tinder picture, good luck she looks like you'll be in full guard no problem
man get a better taste Black person. i am disappointed. you're gonna throw away your sperm and energy and finances and time for that? you gotta be serious coomer porn addict. stop that shit.
unless you are 65+ of age then it would not be as bad of a match.
here, my honest opinion.
Today
Frick off with your picks for this shit card. Who cares?
post ur betslip
haha oh no, are you upset?
get zeemed fewl
Absolutely lethargic from having wild sex all night
SMITH FIGHT DAY
WAR SMITH
Smith sucks dick AND he's fighting a hungry undefeated young guy
he's fricked
But seriously why would a straight man be going to watch a gay comedian?
Nice
what are some MMA moments that made you go, WAHT DUH HEEEEYYYYYYYUULLLL NOOO WAAYYEEYAAEEEYAAAYYYAAAHH?
when Nick Diaz laid down in the octagon I was like all WAHT DUH HEEEEYYYYYYYUULLLL NOOO WAAYYEEYAAEEEYAAAYYYAAAHH?
fight to continued then and uot choked getting Xiaonan
funniest part about that fight was her cornerman yelling like a granny the whole fight
masvidal vs askren
when Israel Adesanya left Alex Pereira frozen like Elsa in the octagon
kek true, blud really thought he was him going into that fight
this shit was scripted
adesanya literally said that during the prefight conference and it happened as he said it
McGregor Aldo
Askren Masvidal
Silva Belfort
Silva Sonnen 1
Carwin Lesnar
Jones DC 2
DC Stipe 1
DC Mir (the kick)
Holloway Gaethje
Topuria Volk
Barry Kongo
Liddell Evans
Evans Machida
Bisping Rockhold
Pereira Adesanya 1
Just off the top of my head.
Serra knocking out GSP
kek Jon really thought he had enough mindless dick riders to get away with ducking asspainal so blatantly. now he's getting roasted toasted and ghosted by metrosexuals on Twitter and Reddit lmao I bet Dana is frickin furious at Jon and his negative PR every time he opens his stupid mouth on social media. he should've just ignored everyone until the layup fights were over with kek now he done fricked up engaging wit the public
Is it impossible for you to talk about him without making it homosexual
Oh yeah bro so le heckin roasted xD
Your king needs you on Twitter bro the dick riding won't do any good here
Yeah bro jon is getting le epic 420 roasted XD
Reddit tier moron comes blabbering about riding penises and epic roastings I guarantee he is a follower of a certain mma content creator
I just realised Mr. Mee hasn't put out the video like he said
How we feeling neanderthalbros?
hes gonna get fraud checked, they are rushing him
also this is what the ukranian valentina schevchenko is larping as btw
betting on paul craig to beat this hue can feels like free money, whats the catch?
Caio hasn't lost since the obama administration
the catch is Paul Craig actually sucks ass
Have to go install a garbage disposal at my gfs house ugh woman are so annoying
You sound like a b***h.
How about I throw you and your gf into a garbage disposal there, tough guy?
Remember when you were the guy? What happened Haha. You're similar to Luke Rockhold
I remember the last guy I whooped up ere', rough guy.
had to pour some concrete for mine frickin hate women with no initiative
Haha I bet jones is frickin SEETHING at the epic jokes he is the center of we did it!xD
Hole up heemsters some of you are picking Smiff what gives
Petrino is ass but so is Smiff
Not convinced but we'll see
I know this is more topical but can you do a khabib version about record padding and co*id spreading
>The only man not to finish the Pleasure Man in the UFC
Yeah Smiff gets it done
is that, THAT HECKING STANCE?!! ONG?!
More like the philly smell
(it smells like crack and garbage)
Astro bot on the VR is goated
are you sure you guys dont want me to write a little script that takes picks for you
Brazil crowd are a bunch of uncultured barbarians
you do realize that's not a very nice thing to say right?
’Cause you lied about religious views, you lied about your surgery
You lied about your picograms and your gayness, all is perjury
You lied about your roommates, you lied about your dishes
They all pussy, you lied on 'em, I know they all got you in 'em
You lied about Reyes, you lied about Gus, huh
You lied about them other contender that’s out there knowin' that they won
You lied about the only fighter that can offer you some help
Frick a cage fight, this a long life fight with yourself
DC looks like a crack head with a suit on
yeah, well jon IS a crackhead with a suit on
BOOO BETTER QUESTIONS GIRL SIT DOWN
I am sitting down.
Frick Dana
Move idea
Jeffrey dahmer picks up a guy at a gay club but its Jones doing undercover vigilante missions
Jon Jones weems Gacy
Dana White killed a fricking guy
Jon Jones is the closest person to a real life batman there is
that right there is a major homosexual
what a gay. but stilll the goat fighter you can't deny that.
what is the KWABOTY so far?
Max Hollowbitch
Hill
Strickland easily
No one is beating Ngannou for the 2024 KWABOTY
>PFL gaddooshed
>heemed by a Gane clone
>son permaheemed
>hairline reflecting lack of adr
its over
oh right, he wins hands down. Forgot Ngubu jr got permaheemed
>ranked fighter beats unranked fighter
wow thats crazy
>old underdog who was getting dominated the past 2 rounds persisted and zeemed the young fave
crazy indeed
How many back of the head shots were there? Magny should have been disqualified, complete joke of an fight
don't worry bro he's 33 he'll come back stronger
It will be Michael Tyson soon
Ngannou rockets up to first place after Kobe got permaheemed
Mokaev and Rakic aren't higher than Strickland wtf is this
no Justin Gaycheese?
>heemed by a pillowfisted undersized Holloway
>lost his shot at a real belt to defend a memebelt
lose weight
is okay gaycheesefan, he'll have a real belt some day
Needs to be updated for Kobe Ngannou getting slammed dunked six feet under.
every " champ" that hasn't defended their belt 5 months into the year.
VolKWAB
Imagine the smell in that arena tonight
*fluke breaks your nose*
*pokes both your eyes out*
*fluke heems you*
Ah yes, real "champion" material there hollowgaysisters
Im siding with Jon. Frick aspinall. he is an over sized meanie
Frick off dana
’Cause you lied about religious views, you lied about your morality
You lied about your gambling and your kvass, all is perjury
You lied about your COVID, you lied about your father
You a pussy, you killed 'em, I know where you got 'em
You lied about the tiramisu, you lied about Tony, huh
You lied about them other fighters that’s out there hopin' that you'll come
You lied about the only Mick that can offer you some help
Frick a jihad, this a long life battle with yourself
Talmbout kvass b? It was prescribed by Allah himself as ointment for the soul.
Music is forbidden in the Muslim Religion, but Muslim music exists. What a joke of a Religion haha
That makes no sense!
I know riiiiiight?
give me your best heem reaction pic
jdm in the background worried he's been replaced as the deformed mutant of the gang
GOATs dont duck interim champions. jon jones is not even in contention for that title anymore
Backlash is live bros
Bo.
Fricking.
Nickal.
current best heem poster is the finn that likes kickboxing
Might put a cheeky 5 on a smiff/craig parlay, neither of their opponents have been tasted yet
Put it on a haircut and a job application
Ive never paid for a haircut I just buzz my hair short and no one seems to care
Fricking yikes dude go to a fricking barber
That's why you don't bet, you don't know what those boys are like
Curtis.
HEEEEEEEEEEM
do you think she would lose or gain weight after this
WHOMST
?t=11724
gooby transcends martial arts
Conor just copied Jon like a annoying little brother when you think about it
ehrm my daughter just called Black personlover for defending Jon Jones
you are and you should be ashamed
*Hits pipe*
Luv are Jack, luv are NHS
Alex Pereira just did big cummies in my bamhole
mma guru, lucas tracy, martys hairline, boogerbeard, joeymma, the weasle, jack slack, napoleon blownaparte, jose aldo, etc
>jake shields joins the party
How can Shields be considered racist if he's best friends with Nate and Nick Diaz, two Olmec men? Checkmate, israelites.
wow I used to play runescape a long time ago
as someone who has sparred with both jon jones and mma guru i can say without a doubt that guru ragdolls and heems him
hap?
Lobster pasta is a fricking pleb tier woman dish
cringe take
seafood is for women and BlaKKKs
haps dont know how to fish
Smiff's Oliveira run starts tonight.
is crackstreams dead?
No but they are absolute shit. The original one is dead technically speaking that one was good for a generic pajeet stream.
the .biz one is killed
all the other ones are dead too, oh well.
Ok, finally here, this is the point of sink or swim
Frick off ass pie
If five anons tell me to stop updating and nobody is for the posts I'll stop
Good luck, b
Thanks man, I knew you couldn't all be meenies
Looks like you lost, I'm going to come back with the answer
No game having ass
Different styles for different women my friend, you would know.
Curious what you'd say though, and I just realised she's one of yours kek maybe that's why you're mad
I'm 80% Danish BVLL I have no allegiance to sw*dish "people"
Grisknullare gå tillbaka till ditt eget land, dannejävel
I'm going to think about you when I'm fricking her tomorrow. It's a shame I don't know what you look like
And 20 percent is a lot. If I was 20 percent Indian I'd be furious
Genuinely hoping things work out for you. Good luck my brother in weem.
Appreciated, glad you remember we are all brothers here (apart from that one New Zealander), we should want eachother to win
Kek you think I know anything about or like their shitty culture?
I'm just kidding b, go heem that puss.
Lmk if you need any Swedish cultural tips to impress the dimepiece I can google them better than you, is she a real swede or more like sicilian/french iykwim
Excellent my man, just one line to get her pussy WET will do for me. Yes she's Swedish, you lost me there, are there a lot of Sicilians in Sweden?
Nina Drama claims to be "sicilian french" when she clearly comes from a texmex background try
>gudina du har en vacker kropp kan jag vara ditt sällskap ikväll
I already have this or she is recycling clothes
Ooh I get you know, I hate when people are in denial about their ethnicity. No this lass is authentic.
And yes you've seen it because she always wears the same thing, t shirt and leggings. You only just noticed? By the way you don't have to unnecessarily use up one of your (you)s, both comments are me
Oh, you like Sveridge culture? Name 10 things you like of it other than Ingmar Bergman and Strindberg.
Sverige* and easily 1995, 2011, käärijä winning the people's vote, palme's heeming, nuijasota, IKEA and Alexander Gustafsson
i got a meal for you /heem/..... a knuckle sandwich
*creampies*
you want to be me so bad it eats you alive
but theres only one of me baby, and thats me
Jon jones is in a pathetic era imo
No version of him ever beats aspinall. I don't think he would even last a round and hes running scared
he is a wannabe double champ but he doesnt have the star power of the goat
I bet I'm the last one that remembers looooooooooooolbro
he ge
The guy who panic wrestled against Arlovski? Curtis Blaydes fleshlight? Stuart Austin's cumrag? For sure a munster.
Lobster and pasta do not work well together unless it's a ravioli. Too delicate.
*lurks*
TOE THE LINE!!!
Just had a shadow shaulb wtf what causes this phenomenon
Stop pirating my shows you fricking goofs
Make the events cheaper you shamrock lurking bald frick
that cat ALWAYS fumbles the bag, do not be swayed
the swede wife
Believe it or not but these kind of women in my experience imho love Taiwanese guys
You got the emerald Schaub b? I need it
Yes my bapa
wtf that schaub isn't in the schaub database. what the heck is going on here?
FRICK. YOU.
Created for a jacked guy from Taiwan
women look hot in hockey jerseys
jones is right, aspinall has zero good wins
frick swedish "people"
OwO
soo
is aldo going to win
we gon find out
Just blasted off with some party powder finna have a shower beer and get ready to frick
Dude cool drugs man hell yeah... wicked aheh
I beg your pardon?
That's right, beg.
Come again?
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
comedy is dead
schaub unironically saved is from the roganites reign of terror
DICEY DICEY
you didn't need AI for him to look jacked you know
Is it true Rogan doesn't even let him perform at his club? Hilarious if so
shut the frick up Savage
HE WAS TAIWANESE AS SHIT!!!
pantoja will frick that guy ass
>jones gets bullied into fighting tom
>brutally heemed in 4 seconds
>gane admits he took a dive
>judge scandal reveals reyes and santos actually won
there is at least a 2% chance of this parlay hitting
Fight day breakfast.
Sorry you had to go through that man.
solid. i love hash brown patties
Those sausages look like schaubs.
Never seen Schaub posting his Sausages, can you show us please?
just heemed my tummy with french toast frick benoit saint dennis
disgusting
what hotel is this B? That's a free hotel breakfast if ever i've seen one
It's UFC 301 and we have a single thread while box have four in the 'log. Me on the right.
SEXOOOOOOO
Not so funny when the person you're making fun of acknowledged they have a problem. When I get to 65 I'll be fixed
Fat slob, Jailton would ahnihilate her
brener vs orolbai is the peoples final
frick you b***h
whats crazy is that not only do you choose this general to blogpost, you are larping as me to do so
go to /soc/ or something if you want to post about your tinder escapades
Larping as you? What are you on about? And who are you supposed to be?
do you think the israelites gave michel some new juice for flying their flag? he looked absolutely top tier in his last fight
How many bongs brazzas?
3 (THREE) I believe
Stipe - HW GOAT
Alex - beat several champions
Tom - has a fake belt
hmmmm i wonder who jon should fight
literally me
JDM has the best boxing in the UFC, very impressive in the way he strings his combos together while not getting hit, good record challenges himself with guys who are way better in the wrestling department the heart he showed against Burns was inspiring, his hardest fight was with Hafez of all people and Im thinking that's because it was short notice. I hope to see him fighting for the title soon, I think he beats Leon and most of the other competitors at WW he just has to avoid the guillotines.
Best bawlgser in ufc, completely flummoxed by kevin holland
Who the hell said he's the best boxer? Chris Curtis is easily
Holland was getting used like a punching bag
dont worry guys i made it
fix'd
Mick'd
>schaubposting
comfy thread 🙂
Unironic Schaubposting is still Schaubposting
Can you check this
for me I'm trying to help this bong
heem puss tack så mycket b
Damn I totally missed that green text. I owe you
I do believe if anthony loses he’ll cteem his whole family
I have filed a complaint against Dana at the International Criminal Court for putting UFC Manchester on at times more suiting the American audience.
When I spend time typing something out and it's not even read it makes me mad as a motherfricker. Might as well if just spun around in a circle for the 2 minutes instead
smiff meme ends in ko tonight
petrino is a psychopath
He's a generic roided bumzilian
Is it Paw Cregg time yet?
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
blud glitched on bidi, blud glitched, bomboclaaaat
And how!
that is the most orcish ref I have ever seen, whats up with him? where did they find this guy?
He's from the north-east, bozo. I bet you're a west coast gay. I'd heem you stiff, kid. I'd heem you stiff.
craegh
Why's the thread so slow for a ppv day?
there are SO MANY steve erceg fans that its crashing the site
Noone cares about this boring event in Hueland there wasn't even a press conference lol
Beast of a PPV.
Imagine the smell
H-How did he do this?
chama!!
paul craigs last fight was a fluke victory
muniz headbutt changed entire fight
borallho easy w
Borralho isn't top fighter material, so he won't get subbed by Craig
It'd probably be funny to watch Joaquin "New Mansa" Buckley eat a large slice of watermelon
pantoja
martinez
petrino
pereira
borallho
will parlay it too
aren't those just all the favourites
yep betting chalk in brazil is viable especially with these specific match ups
if mediocre kickboxers like izzy and pereira can take mma by storm at the highest level, how would genuinely all time great kickboxers like tenshin, superlek, or allazov have fared if they took it seriously? or are pereira and izzy only that successful because the higher weight classes are atrocious in mma?
>herb dean disqualifies himself
Aldobros...
lookin good champ
darren till's path to the title 2024
Darren Till WILL finish the story
Can Aspinall even wrestle?
Illi beats Max. It’ll be a competitive fight but he will get it done. Fights like this are prime betting bait because Holloway has a lot of hype behind him right now because of the Gaethje KO, but real ones know Garth was always a gatekeeper and Holloway is gonna have to summon all of his life force to a. The Volk/Illia fight was great betting bait too because NPCs blindly believed Volk, who was coming off a brutal knockout four months earlier and had turned 35, was gonna beat Illia simply because muh goat and muh wholesome Volk memes. Literally was the most telegraphed title loss in recent memory
Max is unheemable tho. How does Topuria beat him if not a heem? Topuria has never been in deep waters
>Max is unheemable tho
True but he hasn't faced a hard hitter yet. Gaethje fight wasn't luck, he got that crazy kick and Gaethje is moronic. The one clean shot knocked Max on his arse.
Dustin hits pretty hard. Harder than Garth at least
>The one clean shot knocked Max on his arse.
True but flash KD, he got up right away and recovered almost immediately.
the real money is in brener vs olb I'm afraid.
Ilia was literally losing decisively to Volk with minimal success before the flurry. I also think it will be competitive but Ilia is terrible off the backffot and Max's pressure fighting is some of the best ever. Now that his defence is up to apr, Ilia is going to struggle bullying him like he normally does everyone else. Couple that with Max's solid TDD and it's not unreasonable that he would be the favourite regardless of the 300 outcome.
Here’s the full fight. Volk won the first but it was not at all a dominant round. He fought scared and danced around him popping the jab while Illia was rushing forward and almost clipping him each time. Second round starts, Volk lands a solid jab that pauses Illia for a second, then Illia does his 10th blitz of the fight but this time lands. Lights out. All it took was one and it was obvious it was gonna happen eventually.
%3D
>Volk won the first but it was not at all a dominant round
Never said dominant, I said decisive which meant he clearly won it. And I also acknowledged he had success but overall nothing impressive or noteworthy happened other than him failing multiple flurries until he didn't.
>Lights out. All it took was one and it was obvious it was gonna happen eventually.
I never disagreed with the outcome.My overall point is that he was facing a flushed Volk and even then Volk still had success. Max is peaking right now, and has the chin and skills to outlast and beat Topuria on the feet.
all true
everyone is unheemable until they aren't. but topuria can win by sub or decision too
all false
Max has a Condit-level chin. He is unheemable.
Punished Max heems Topuria, simple as. He's gaining old man strength in his 30s and he won't be afraid to stand and bang.
Old man strength isn’t gonna matter against a fighter with clearly more power and likely more speed because of the youth factor. Max will undoubtedly steal a round or two, but Illia will outwork him or finally crack his coconut chin
I ain't staying up for this turd of a card but I hope that Pereira heems that zoomer homosexual
webm is t-city-esque
I don't think topuria will heem max but he'll show there's levels to this.
Max can be heemed, he just never faced a power puncher.
what yall homies doing whilst we wait for the night to start? I'm practicing piano, trying to get through this piece
Gamrot can't be heemed.
>Brazil card
>Rio de JaBlack
>card will end pretty late
it's gonna be another fiasco again. why is UFC this moronic
Max will be more susceptible to damage/cumulative or immediate impact because he either has to cut more weight if he keeps his body the same or has to give up mass and strength that he build so the weightcut back in featherweight isn't worse than before.
This is absolutely true and I should have touched on that in my post as well. He’s clearly bulked up and now he’s gonna have to cut the muscle off to make weight.
What are the best site to bet on tonights event?
Right here.
Ok, I bet you $50 Aldo wins
Deal.
everyone needs to rewatch volk vs max 3. because of his style and gameplan topuria was a half step behind volk's jabbing gameplan but they are virtually the same speed. against max the gameplan will be different yet again, likely a casual marathon pace that will ensure a decision if max turns out to really be unheemable. but this is not a close matchup. topuria only has advantages over volk with no notable drawbacks.
what the frick
this is now one
>the battle of missing chromosomes
nice hairline on that hue
So we all agree francis sacrificed his son right?
Sacrificed for what?
The heem
Ripping insane farts from the hot dogs I had earlier. Already schaubed three times.
Who do you think wants to know that?
wasn't aldo supposed to be the "goat"? why doesn't anyone care about his return
it's not a return. just the final fight in his contract.
topuria has a chance to beat every previous ufc featherweight champ
Had a mental breakdown over text with a girl after she rejected me because I'm an autistic sissy boy. The worst part is I'm red and black pilled the frick out and knew I was just making her drier than the Sahara, but my fingers just got a mind of their own and I was clicking and clacking away telling her my sad life story. I don't think I'll ever recover from this embarrassment but if I do, my spirit will be stronger than Unobtanium.
Man if i was your therapist id just tell you to give up man
Believe me, I want too but I'm a coward.
Might walk into the local MMA gym, schaub on the floor and call them a bunch of homosexuals and attack them violently.
You might think you are a failure, a little bit of a b***h, too autistic for modern society.
You feel like there's no point, you don't know what to do and even if you did you don't know if you actually try, everything seems like is hopeless.
You may feel like everything you ever done is a mistake and there's no point in continuing.
Well, let me just say you are correct.
why did you decide to blog
to the woman i mean
She was flirting with me to the end but she wasn't a hook up type of girl, she wanted a relationship. I decided to end it in a sort of funny but self deprecating way, then felt bad about it. I've known her for a bit so I felt comfortable talking about myself with her, but then had an autistic nervous breakdown and it went way too far. I legit wanted to kill myself because she just made me remember every reason why I'm fricked up
it's not going to cost you anything if you do attempt to have a relationship so why not go for it? i guess it's not over yet
Does your homosexual ass ever actually talk MMA? Get some fricking friends, broke b***h.
yeah i do, i asked a few in this thread too
don't be a hater b***h mane
I know, I regret not giving myself a chance, but now she thinks I have a vegana (and maybe I do but it's small and and usually not noticable). Lesson learned I guess
Stop posting.
Im 19 and the product of a single mother, cut me some slack
Your father blew his load too early, don't blame mommy.
I'm driving round the city like Brendan Schaub in my two seater beemer listening to emo music, get on my level dork fricks
You should get adopted by The Chandlers you black Bo Black person
So she didn't really reject me, I rejected her because I knew she'd probably get sick of me eventually. That makes it a little less cringe, but not really
>I rejected her because I knew she'd probably get sick of me eventually.
This is a pretty permaheemed mentality. I'm sure you have a reason for self worth that you're not allowing yourself to see.
Frickin king shit
>telling her my sad life story
Girls don’t care about your gay struggle or muh trauma. If you plan on pumping and dumping her be her little bad boy/scumbag/dark triad fantasy fling for a few weeks and be done with it. Women are fricking stupid cattle and should be treated as such. Don’t call her pretty, only return compliments she gives you. Don’t ask her out flat, phrase it in a way where it’s already a foregone conclusion you’re hanging out “hey come with me to xxxxx” or “we’re going to xxxxx on Saturday, I need a partner in crime we’ll get food after maybe smash if the vibe is right idk”. Just be spontaneous, don’t give a frick, treat her with little respect, and if she ghosts you then move onto the next
How do I get the will to act like that? That's not me, but neither is nice pussy dork guy
Your fingers can't type the same keys anon did?
Nope, got it out of my system, I'm a manly sociopath now
You can start by not giving a frick what some dumb b***h thinks. Women aren’t capable of, and have never been expected to be capable of, deep thought or intellectual curiosity. Especially today’s prostitutes. They want a good looking guy who clearly doesn’t give a frick about them but they want to care about them who is good looking to have fun with and be teased by. That b***h will dump you and move onto the next guy without hesitation regardless of whether you had a two week fling or an eight month relationship. Actually scratch that she’ll remember you more fondly if you were the the two week fling lmao the eight month guy she got bored of
>Smiff, Craig and Ihor all on the main card against brazilians where they are massive underdogs
Shogun revenge tour.
what are we eating tonight /heem/?
Shrimp scampi
whisky
>FOOD?
Shame and despair
cougar pussy
sorry gramamama but all that shit frickin sucks Im going to have to heem you
not only that but dinner at 4pm this b***h is nuts
Grandma I need $60 to bet on Ercig u stupid b***h
N
based as frick, cherish it anon
I miss my grandma so much
Is there still time for Aldo? For one more run?
cross out dillashaw he said he's never fighting again
that's a nice boy lost
You guys caught up with MindSmash? He apparently got schizophrenia after fricking around with Kundalini (plus brain damage I assume) and is now recording Joker shit
>Kundalini
is that a type of drug or something
Yoga breathing technique that has been driving people crazy since forever
Not real
Google physio-Kundalini syndrome
He is just moronic b, real schizophrenia isn't something that you can actively choose to record and "let it speak freely"
Real schizophrenia is like getting sleep paralysis while you are awake and seeing your body move and act on it's own.
I remember a few years ago i saw him say he tried to combine wim hof breathing with meditation and said he felt sick and shit.
He probably has some formnof autism but not fricking schizophrenia.
Is a form of yoga that supposedly has hardcore mental effects like when you get an acid trip and supposedly it can cause mental illness or make you illuminated
>real schizophrenia isn't something that you can actively choose to record and "let it speak freely"
>Real schizophrenia is like getting sleep paralysis while you are awake and seeing your body move and act on it's own.
There's nothing mutually exclusive about these statements. That's also not a remotely accurately description of schizophrenia.
>schizophrenia isn't something that you can actively choose to record and "let it speak freely"
Tony could do it...
Gonna sleep like a baby knowing I get to see smiff heemed when i wake up
Damn banana pudding sounds so good. Might make some tomorrow
What does it mean when theres slow yellowish white disharge leaking from the urethra which is also enflamed and slightly burning?
ballsack cancer
Gonorrhoea. Your name is now Betch Gonorrhoea
It means that you should go to the fricking doctor instead of asking a ai generated board about it you fricking moron
What does this mean exactly? The guy retired mid-fight?
no it means heem quitty
didn't get up from stool
>The guy retired mid-fight?
yeah I saw it happen too, I was there when he was winning on points and decided to put the gloves in the middle of the ring
the other guy was confused as was everyone else so this guy then trips on his own gloves and loses via tko
Basically means he quit on the stool or his corner called the fight
wait this is a ppv i thought it was a regular fight night
HEEM DAY
bad weight cut = HEEMS
UFC 301 here at the UFC Huepex
>today is ufc 301
it sure feels more like the ace-pex, I don't know man weird is hap-pening
main event takes place at like 2am in rio lol dana and espn are fricked in they head with these times
two fighters going against each other says they're going to win. someone is lying
*nods in confusion*
yeah but it's retrospective lies instead of actively trying to deceive someone
you think im going to make my incredible ufc 301 post in THIS thread?
Taking Back Schaubday
UFC 500
Just not gonna make it then you mother frickers?
Ok new thread please
event starts in 20 minutes, im too prideful to start a heem thread thats gonna be abandoned for a gamethread shortly after birth
Early gamethread then
feel free to make it and i promise you i will make at least one post in your thread to christen it
Cowards