we should start a heem club and cage fight each other, it would add a fun dynamic to the thread to know that poster A subbed poster B with an rnc after poster B tried a head and arm throw and got his back taken
bless you kind souls, you will pull through. God bless and long live heem
we should start a heem club and cage fight each other, it would add a fun dynamic to the thread to know that poster A subbed poster B with an rnc after poster B tried a head and arm throw and got his back taken
>even /box/ is eclipsing us lately
their favourite fighter fought today, they don't do gamethreads and they only got 3 threads over the course of the whole event
we will NEVER be as bad as /box/
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
that's right zleemxister, we gonna survive this drought and be relevant again someday
>even /box/ is eclipsing us lately
Oh no, they have THE 3 good fights a year? In 100 lbs divisions? Gems fer shure. UFC 300 outshined last decade of pillowfisting easily
There's no way the climate is worse here than there maybe the first winter will heem you a bit if you've never put up with one before
If Alex wants to move to HW he should fight Gane first, that's a pretty interesting stylistic matchup
Gane should fight Aspinall
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Gane vs Aspinall is a waste of a fight, if you want Gane to fight guys who can grapple you have to start him off easy and let him improve like he's a 25 year old prospect. Tom would just rip his ankle off or some shit
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Gane is never going to improve
Pereira has at least shown that he has an IQ above 0, last time Gane tried to grapple he tried to lock a leg lock on the wrong side of the leg and ended up losing the fight
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Fernand told him he needed a finish, he panicked. More experience is what he needs, not getting blown out by elite grapplers like Tom and Jon lol reminder Gane didn't even start doing MMA until he was 26 years old, he's a good athlete and quick learner despite le FIFA memes
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Game couldn't fricking walk and learned to, you guys think he can learn more wrestling? Haha
>even /box/ is eclipsing us lately
They regularly have threads that go a week without reaching bump limit
They're only active right now because kinoue brought out the schizos
/heem/ will never be as bad as /box/
Imagine liking Costa. Pillowfisted bald guy whose best bangers are from Twitter lmao. Overrated bum would be cut by now if he didn't satisfy rotbrains on social media. Reminder he lost to Marvin Vettori with a literal 20 pound weight advantage. Imagine a LHW losing to MW Vettori, that's how fricking stinky Costa is
Stipe fought around Pereira's in cage weight at heavyweight and he did just fine
Pereira has also started to put on more muscle recently in case he does move up to Heavyweight soon
As he should. What's even the point of that fight, big nig can't grapple with Tom
If he actually wants to fight for the title again he should avoid people like Tom and build up his abilities properly until he can at least last a round vs Tom in the future
Kendrick is like kanye if kanye was a complete hack with no fricking talent at all. As much as I dont like kanye I can admit some of his music holds up. Kendrick is just shit.
Me neither my cousin texted me some yung lean song 10y ago at work shes 17 now and still sends me shit i never open.
I just tell her its bussin fr fr and she thinks im her cool uncle
P4P low IQ moments:
#1. Glover pulling guard on Jiri
#2. Cyril Gane botching an unnecessary leglock
#3. Steve Erceg shooting last round takedowns against the best grappler in the division, twice
#4. Holy Holm clinching Kayla Harrison
#5. Gilbert Burns rushing an unnecessary takedown when he was already winning the fight
If Tom continues waiting for Jones he will waste literally years of his prime and Jon will never fight him, the UFC will allow him to duck him. He should instead stay active and defend his interim belt while mocking Jones saying that he has the real belt and see if he bites.
>He should instead stay active and defend his interim belt while mocking Jones saying that he has the real belt and see if he bites.
Literally what he’s doing and has been doing, Tom never intended to wait for that gayboy
Are they frickin kidding me with this Sandhagen v Umar shit getting rebooked? Why would rank #2 fight rank #9 also why the frick is Umar ranked #9???And get this its in fricking Abu Dhabi, I frickin sick of that shithole with the atmosphere of the Apex, also a win over THE Raoni Barcelos gets you #2 who should be challenging O'Shartey for the frickin title or fighting Merab gayshitsmelly. OOOOUUUU Projects get me seethin'
Because we all know no one wants to lose to him and the shit cans in the top 15 should lose their ranks for turning him down. Simple.
I hate him too and know he's gonna be an inactive champion, but we all know what's coming. It can't be stopped. Might as well get it over with. I would have rather had Khabib get the belt earlier so we could have at least seen he right guy defend his belt more.
Sandhagen has said it multiple times that he wants to beat Umar and has been pressing for the fight even after Umar ducked. Sandhagen is also not very popular so he really needs to beat top level guys to get a title shot, same situation as Belal and the Font fight really didn't help.
Because nobody will fight him except Cory who is the only real one in the entire top 15
I think Cory is one of my favorite fighters after this, even if he loses. He is game as frick and always fun to watch
Dont kid yourself, Umar has absolutely had other offers. You think Song would have any fear at all against Umar? His hands suck even if he chinned barcelos and he isn't very big or that great of an athlete. The bantamweight top 10 is pretty high quality and beating Umar before he's at his peak is still a good idea to get a bigger name. Umar's had a lot of pullouts.
>Source? Can I get a source? A SOURCE? I just checked your reddit account, typical glompf supporter. Take this downvote and reflect on why I gave it to you.
Well there's random speculation from Fhite sisters who have demonstrated a clear bias against all the brazzas time and time again and then there's the guy whose job it is to literally make these guys fight telling us otherwise. Tough choice
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Dana White? I trust him with my life.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Not a single fighter has claimed Dana wasn't telling the truth. You'd think if he was lying some of the fighters would have pointed out they've been ducked but it's radio silence from the whole division except the Sandman himself
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Dana said
lmao
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
It's not that Dana said. Why wouldn't anyone point out that Umar ducked the fight to defend themselves? Dana saying the whole division is ducking him makes them look bad. They'd clear that up if it was a lie. Keep coping
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Dana said
just lmao
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
concession formally accepted on behalf of all posters with a functional brain
People complain he doesn't fight or only fights unranked people now they're mad he's fighting someone ranked.. Dana himself said nobody ranked wants to fight Umar.
The fact that it's Cory who stepped up really makes me believe Dana when he said that. Cory is the only one in that division who's always expressed interest in fighting anyone anywhere
Erceg isn't a project you goof no one knew who he was a week ago, they needed a main event for Rio and flyweight is in shambles, that's why he got the fight.
what's with 145 getting all these all time great talents? Aldo, max, volk, gooby had potential if he stay he stayed in the sport, Topuria looks to have atg potential.
For good reason, last time i passed a pomak Muslim village i had this feeling of despair for a month or so, can't wait for the next moment of upheaval in the region when i will personally see to it that the nearby villages have 0 survivours.
Yes. If we are instantly taking points now for blatant cage grabs, he would have easily won lol. I hate to be the one to say it.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
There was no cage grabs in the rematch. Cage grabs have never been an instant point deduction unless egregious.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Leon literally got a point taken for cage grabbing in their 3rd fight, cazzie. And he grabbed it once before and once after.
Dumb moron lmao
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>the third fight
So NOT the rematch? Thanks for playing...
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yes you moron. They're all rematches. There were more cage grabs by leon in the 2nd fight than the 3rd. Hate to tell you but you can't win on points if you get knocked out. With the new insta-point taken rule, Usman would be the champ right now. Sorry but it's the truth.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
It took you 15 minutes to come up with this cope and you didn't even reply to the right person
LMAO >THE rematch
Implies a single rematch. Rematch is a rematch of the initial, ergo the 2nd. >with the new insta point taken rule
The one you made up in your pinhead? LOL
IAYC!!
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
nah it's a championship rematch. stay seething for me. I'll allow it.
That would make Tibau beat Khabib as well. Herb was prying Khabib's hands off of the cage multiple times after every wall stall td attempt.
Doesn't get talked about enough. If you rewatch Khabib's fights in HD, you see he grabbed the cage in almost every time he drove someone to the fence. He drives you to the fence, grabs it to smash you against it, then grabs it and pulls himself using the momentum of the cage grab to drive into the hips for the takedown.
Yes and cheating is based, if you aren't trying to cheat you aren't trying to win.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
nah you cry about cheating when it happens to your pick. So, sadly, you don't agree with what you're saying, respectfully.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>nah you cry about cheating when it happens to your pick.
Yeah because the other guy was a dirty cheat and deserved to get DQ'd. How are you not getting this?
he lost to a guy who he formally beat after a long lose streak, so i think its different from a mere fraud check
i think its a mental thing, the ufc was too much for him
the one moment of action in that fight
umar panic wrestled the entire 15 minute ordeal and was gifted a decision for being a good boy and not hurting his opponent
I love how I mentioned every ranked fighter ducking Umar like an hour or two ago, left to throw some salmon on the grill and you homosexuals are still here crying about it lmao frick you idiots kill me and you try to tell me there's no such thing as brazzas derangement syndrome
Also Dana is a frickin girl's name
Why is Woodson fighting Caceres this weekend? Give him a ranked opponent already. Or is the boxer in him only accepting non ranked guys until he's 30-0?
Pereira is officially ducking Ankalaev now. >the things he [Ankalaev] said to me, it makes no sense. He's coming from two bad fights, two boring fights(...).
Even though he literally said (before Ank x Walkrr) that he wished to fight Ankalaev instead of Jamahal Hill. What a two faced mercenary piece of shit. Shameless behavior (Still my boy, though)
It does make no sense for Ankalaev to dictate when and where the fight takes place. Alex is gonna take a fight in the meantime, heem some bum LHW and then get subbed inside a round vs Ankalaev soon don't worry.
Khabib: >never challenged himself >retired at only 33 >only three title defenses >never moved to another weight class >boring to watch
Aldo: >seven title defenses in the UFC alone >constantly challenging himself >moved to a different weight class well past his prime and still beat serious contenders >fought for the belt in two weight classes >37 years old and still beating dangerous contenders >fun to watch
Only after he got old and had a successful career at FW. If anything, it shows he was undersized at FW, yet he still dominated the division for quite some time. Meanwhile Khabib did nothing at all.
Only wienersuckers thinks Airbag won.
Pantufa wasn't rocked a single time in the entire fight. >but muh elbow...he was bleedi--
SHUT THE FRICK UP, Black
That was just a scratch. Pantufa ate that with butter,onion and farinha.
Frick off.
You are correct. Even the round in which the best combo Erceg landed, Pantoja won. All there is to it. Pantoja won 1/3/5, and arguably 2. I give it to Erceg, but I can excuse one moronic judge giving it to Pantoja that's how close it was.
FRICK ankalaev, nobody cares about their desert card. i hope peirera takes a couple of quick turnaround fights right now and effectively dodges the abu schaubi card forcing ankalaev to fight some nobody on the muzzie card. ideally he would be forced to fight smiff again
I like to watch PFL to see what top 10-15 ranked fighter in the UFC might be champion after a streak of losses. So I am at least excited for that. After Rountree gets knocked out in the first vs Hill I can't wait to see his PFL run.
I mean Daner made it clear that he's not doing a Pacquiao/Marquez 4th fight with Max and Volk, the only exemption is Poirer/Mcgregor since Conor literally broke his fricking leg in half
I want Volk to go to 155 cause his career is kinda finished, maybe he can fight Gaethje in a return fight and then take the LW belt if his opponent is Poirer and is sluggish on the feet
Volks career is actually dead if the expectation is to go to 155. Islam is probably not losing to Poirier and Islam is up 2-0 vs Volk. The first fight being close means dick now that he got KO'd, off the couch or not. It was only solidified by Topuria doing the same.
If what you're saying is what will happen then Volk and Max switch places with Volk being the gatekeeper to Max, but I don't think even Dana can let that be the case if 1 and 2 are Volk. Everyone knows Volk beats Max any day of the week.
I read every post before I say something here. Its called respect for discoarse. Maybe try it instead of barging in here and writing some stupid non sequiter? Thanks.
Ay, I wish it was allowed, doesn't take away from the fact he shoulda been DQ'd.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Dq requires intent backflipping isn't illegal so accidentally landing in their face can't be considered a foul, if it causes the fight to be stopped in the worst case is a nc or if he gets warner and does it anyways then that could merit a dq.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Cope all you want, I won a lot of money based off that being a NC. That shit was illegal.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Nah he’s right, the commission even discussed it and deemed it not illegal
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You couldn't have won any money because it wasn't ruled a nc.
Jizzychads where my dawgs at
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH BULGARIA WITH THE OVERHAND RIGHT
FINLAND STIFF AS A BOARD
Many such cases
First for Finland
ciryl gane ALWAYS gets the last laugh
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this guy is all the ufc has. when hes gone im gone
Zero chance Dana wrote that line
woah no way
Not funny
actual schaub tier bit
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
why is heem dead
>Why is [false premise]
even /box/ is eclipsing us lately, our thread is moving at a snails pace. How do we cope with our dying sport fellow heemsters?
UFC 300 will save us
bless you kind souls, you will pull through. God bless and long live heem
you're right, it's over
we should start a heem club and cage fight each other, it would add a fun dynamic to the thread to know that poster A subbed poster B with an rnc after poster B tried a head and arm throw and got his back taken
dudakova vs bbc main event
>even /box/ is eclipsing us lately
their favourite fighter fought today, they don't do gamethreads and they only got 3 threads over the course of the whole event
we will NEVER be as bad as /box/
that's right zleemxister, we gonna survive this drought and be relevant again someday
10-9 heem
>even /box/ is eclipsing us lately
Oh no, they have THE 3 good fights a year? In 100 lbs divisions? Gems fer shure. UFC 300 outshined last decade of pillowfisting easily
Rio anons, why you're just not become little Z from City of God an heem everyone?
because heem has literal trannies that pin their ass with estrogen.
Yeah, and that’s you
Isn't zestfruit Buffer a boxing man?
Dan hardly
Jon Jones is yet to deny any allegations of his homosexuality.
OHHHHHHHHHH HE LANDED ONE COMBO HE'S WON THE FIGHT!!
o-oh
>Ohh he's on wobbly legs, stop the fight even though he's not on the ground yet
Copeland needs to return
He was losing but he didn't lose. We can't let them get away with stopping fights that early.
Thanks man, just not used to people being useful here. That sounds quite good, what other types of alright jobs are in demand?
The economy is in the till rn it's hard to say really but in the capital you can work in a lot of places without speaking a lick of finnish
I'll do some research, if the jobs are good enough to endure the bad weather and boring people I might consider moving
There's no way the climate is worse here than there maybe the first winter will heem you a bit if you've never put up with one before
Gane should fight Aspinall
Gane vs Aspinall is a waste of a fight, if you want Gane to fight guys who can grapple you have to start him off easy and let him improve like he's a 25 year old prospect. Tom would just rip his ankle off or some shit
Gane is never going to improve
Pereira has at least shown that he has an IQ above 0, last time Gane tried to grapple he tried to lock a leg lock on the wrong side of the leg and ended up losing the fight
Fernand told him he needed a finish, he panicked. More experience is what he needs, not getting blown out by elite grapplers like Tom and Jon lol reminder Gane didn't even start doing MMA until he was 26 years old, he's a good athlete and quick learner despite le FIFA memes
Game couldn't fricking walk and learned to, you guys think he can learn more wrestling? Haha
>even /box/ is eclipsing us lately
They regularly have threads that go a week without reaching bump limit
They're only active right now because kinoue brought out the schizos
/heem/ will never be as bad as /box/
inogay weighs 122lbs and his midget ass got knocked down lmao
>his midget ass got knocked down lmao
It added more drama to the fight and made his greatness more apparent
break it down for me r/heem... who the heck is tyson fury and why is he ducking jon jones?
>who the heck is tyson fury
Tom Aspinall's training partner
guy that makes all that chicken
jon popped for eating tainted chicken
Lineal heavyweight champion of the World the pride of Britain and oh wait wrong thread
OOOOOH PANTOJA IS RESTING HIS HEAD ON ERCEG'S CHEST THIS IS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO BEING STOPPED
ITS UP
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gane would have eaten that punch from joshua and taken him to deep waters
gane has never been punched
I am a chinese
ni hao -_-
OHHHH, Costa is Schaubposting
https://twitter.com/BorrachinhaMMA/status/1786931713756590513
Imagine disliking Costa
Imagine liking Costa. Pillowfisted bald guy whose best bangers are from Twitter lmao. Overrated bum would be cut by now if he didn't satisfy rotbrains on social media. Reminder he lost to Marvin Vettori with a literal 20 pound weight advantage. Imagine a LHW losing to MW Vettori, that's how fricking stinky Costa is
Costa gifting Canttori a win is a selfless act of kindness what a chad
Belal Muhammed doesn't give a frick about his people being genocided
Neither I do.
“That is a fight IQ issue there, for Ciryl Gane” - Daniel Cormier
Darren till doesnt give a frick about his people being genocided.
scousers aren’t people
Darren Till is Brazilian
daniel cormier is a fat fricking idiot who isn't fit to wash gane's beautiful bronze toes
If Alex wants to move to HW he should fight Gane first, that's a pretty interesting stylistic matchup
Pereira would be so undersized at heavyweight. 205 to 260 is a big leap
Stipe fought around Pereira's in cage weight at heavyweight and he did just fine
Pereira has also started to put on more muscle recently in case he does move up to Heavyweight soon
Stipe was more successful when we weighed in around 250 earlier in career it was only recently he started weighing in at 230 for some reason
He walks around at 230lbs.
Sunday I got heemed cold by my MTB I woke up patched up I truly was winning until I was loosing brazzas
Inb4: you were never good
Pereira should move to Hollywood
Gayne already ducked aspinall
As he should. What's even the point of that fight, big nig can't grapple with Tom
If he actually wants to fight for the title again he should avoid people like Tom and build up his abilities properly until he can at least last a round vs Tom in the future
That's why I said he should fight him
Is /heem/ Team Kendrick or Team Drake?
they're both gay but at least kendrick has some good music
this, gkmc is a good album at least
If you're a dumb Black person or a stupid gayget I suppose.
It's only a bad album if you're intimidated by black people tbh
I used to like it but now I realize how moronic at shit is and going back and listening to it makes me cringe so bad cause it's so shit.
american banter ladies and gentlemen
You gotta love Anna and her israeli breasts
Kendrick said Drake is "not like us" and therefore is /ourguy/ in the vein of Jake Shields
Drake is a israelite he ain't like us either
That is exactly what are Kendrick was saying but cleverly using a guise of pretending he means black individuals of color
I wish death upon anyone who makes deals with israelites so both can frick off
you expect gane to fight for THE tom aspinall's interim belt?
Sooner than Jon
/box/ is so gay it's crazy
Factual post
Gane fights like my UFC5 create a character
Doing body shots of Buffer's abs with Mcgregor. How is this man so ripped?
“That is a fight IQ issue there, for Ciryl Gane” - Daniel Cormier
That is God awful form on the heelhook
he had 3 rounds banked already and was just having fun. no one could have excepted a robbery of that magnitude
this. you could tell he was just trying to entertain the crowd with some wwe type fake submissions.
Interesting how Erceg lost a title fight in a similar fashion, by engaging with grappling in the 5th round of a round he was winning.
What does this mean Ganebros? I'm struggling to connect the dots...
Could it be that Ciryl Gane is a fricking moron?
erceg is the latest "company man" initiated to the organization
One of the biggest robberies of all time if not the biggest one, maybe in par with lee murray's 200 million dollar bank robbery.
Gane is a fricking bum. Ngannou is better.
>Gane is a fricking bum.
perhaps
>Ngannou is better.
disproven by their fight
Drake hasn't made good music in five years, kendrick musically bodied him on every track
Drake hasn't made good music
>Take Care
>Nothing was the Same
>I'm gonna sniff bamhole brazza
SOON
Sal has to be trolling sometimes
Kendrick is like kanye if kanye was a complete hack with no fricking talent at all. As much as I dont like kanye I can admit some of his music holds up. Kendrick is just shit.
Are Kanye has given support to Kendrick in his crusade against rock spider Drakestein
>heem talking about apebeat
Real homies listen to yung lean and bladee
>svedu rap
>in english
Idk what that is.
Instead you enjoy ballads of homies talking about sex and drugs and being the shit over videos of blacks decapitating blacks.
Me neither my cousin texted me some yung lean song 10y ago at work shes 17 now and still sends me shit i never open.
I just tell her its bussin fr fr and she thinks im her cool uncle
That's so bad haha
is she hot
Sorry we don’t enjoy drug ballads playing over videos of cartels decapitating people
If you think it's just about the music you're being a silly little fewl of a ting although the music itself has been alright too
P4P low IQ moments:
#1. Glover pulling guard on Jiri
#2. Cyril Gane botching an unnecessary leglock
#3. Steve Erceg shooting last round takedowns against the best grappler in the division, twice
#4. Holy Holm clinching Kayla Harrison
#5. Gilbert Burns rushing an unnecessary takedown when he was already winning the fight
I want a banana
If Tom continues waiting for Jones he will waste literally years of his prime and Jon will never fight him, the UFC will allow him to duck him. He should instead stay active and defend his interim belt while mocking Jones saying that he has the real belt and see if he bites.
>He should instead stay active and defend his interim belt while mocking Jones saying that he has the real belt and see if he bites.
Literally what he’s doing and has been doing, Tom never intended to wait for that gayboy
He should hurry and fight then
He’s fighting in Manchester, gane was offered the fight but declined, it’ll be Tom vs Blaydes
Gane is a fricking homosexual
I only listen to metal and use my heem knowledge to heem posers
>got a warning for a post I made in November 2022
homie wtf
Well don't do it again.
Already did since 2022
You’re playing a dangerous game
We'll see in 2026 what happens
Stop it.
Make me
You'll get your ban notified (in 2 years)
Janny tongues my anus (in two years)
Holy shit my boy viacheslav is gonna heem chase Hooper.
Kek blaydes is gonna buckle little timmy again because the idiot couldn't wait.
lmao
It's fun-nier with sound because people are laughing and some guy says "that hit in the head!" Kek
off the noggin mike drop
winning!
CTEto ortiz
Effortlessly cool
With sound:
You're the man
I'm just an old mature
based
how many times do you webm in a week b?
You're probably thinking of somebody else. I only lurk here occasionally.
I don't even remember the last time I made a webm for /heem/ tbh
it was another tito joke b.....
Ah frick, forgot about the 6 days 5 days a week thing.
I never let the thread down until now.
Tito is the walking embodiment of human kino
what a Tito thing to do
Why didn't he react to it hitting him?
Chin made of steel.
certified kwab moment
Dricus hitta a WMMA takedown on Whittaker is still hilarious to me
Are they frickin kidding me with this Sandhagen v Umar shit getting rebooked? Why would rank #2 fight rank #9 also why the frick is Umar ranked #9???And get this its in fricking Abu Dhabi, I frickin sick of that shithole with the atmosphere of the Apex, also a win over THE Raoni Barcelos gets you #2 who should be challenging O'Shartey for the frickin title or fighting Merab gayshitsmelly. OOOOUUUU Projects get me seethin'
ya boilin'
If Umar doesn't deserve to fight top 5 then Sandhagen will simply beat him
I don't doubt it, but they don't deserve the attention simple as that.
Because we all know no one wants to lose to him and the shit cans in the top 15 should lose their ranks for turning him down. Simple.
I hate him too and know he's gonna be an inactive champion, but we all know what's coming. It can't be stopped. Might as well get it over with. I would have rather had Khabib get the belt earlier so we could have at least seen he right guy defend his belt more.
Sandhagen has said it multiple times that he wants to beat Umar and has been pressing for the fight even after Umar ducked. Sandhagen is also not very popular so he really needs to beat top level guys to get a title shot, same situation as Belal and the Font fight really didn't help.
Because nobody will fight him except Cory who is the only real one in the entire top 15
I think Cory is one of my favorite fighters after this, even if he loses. He is game as frick and always fun to watch
Dont kid yourself, Umar has absolutely had other offers. You think Song would have any fear at all against Umar? His hands suck even if he chinned barcelos and he isn't very big or that great of an athlete. The bantamweight top 10 is pretty high quality and beating Umar before he's at his peak is still a good idea to get a bigger name. Umar's had a lot of pullouts.
>Umar has absolutely had other offers.
source?
>Source? Can I get a source? A SOURCE? I just checked your reddit account, typical glompf supporter. Take this downvote and reflect on why I gave it to you.
we accept your seething concession.
Well there's random speculation from Fhite sisters who have demonstrated a clear bias against all the brazzas time and time again and then there's the guy whose job it is to literally make these guys fight telling us otherwise. Tough choice
Dana White? I trust him with my life.
Not a single fighter has claimed Dana wasn't telling the truth. You'd think if he was lying some of the fighters would have pointed out they've been ducked but it's radio silence from the whole division except the Sandman himself
>Dana said
lmao
It's not that Dana said. Why wouldn't anyone point out that Umar ducked the fight to defend themselves? Dana saying the whole division is ducking him makes them look bad. They'd clear that up if it was a lie. Keep coping
>Dana said
just lmao
concession formally accepted on behalf of all posters with a functional brain
>Dana said
The same guys crying about Umar fighting number 2 in the world were the same guys celebrating over BSD fighting number 3 in the world
Same guys that were saying Islam didn't deserve a title shot and would get destroyed
People complain he doesn't fight or only fights unranked people now they're mad he's fighting someone ranked.. Dana himself said nobody ranked wants to fight Umar.
The fact that it's Cory who stepped up really makes me believe Dana when he said that. Cory is the only one in that division who's always expressed interest in fighting anyone anywhere
>nobody ranked wants to fight Umar.
*in Abu Dhabi
only a moron would fight a mooslim in that corrupt shithole
Cope dipshit he's fought everywhere
Umar vs Sean has a real chance of happening
poomar's getting chinned
>b-brazza will lose in abu dhabi t-t-his t-time
>schaubu schaubi air is going to magically heal poomar's inbred glass chin
ok moron
cory smeghagen absolute beast of a power puncher b, you need medication to heal your terminal BDS
hits harder than Bekzat the flyweight that's for sure
bekzat is a power puncher so no he does not, also 30-26 for umar
bsd still loses without staph
BSD won
That landed on the back of the head.
staph infected BSD was ragdolling pooyay
ACK!
P A I D I N F U L L
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D
I
N
F
U
L
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If the project doesn't deserve to be there they'll lose (BSD, Erceg) and if they do they'll win(O'Malley, Islam)
It's that simple, no reason to seethe
erceg was robbed though
Erceg showed he deserves to be there, he just lost.
Erceg won.
steve erceg heems le "mighty mouse"
erceg is a failed project you will stop talking about him in less than a week just like nobody talked about him before
Erceg isn't a project you goof no one knew who he was a week ago, they needed a main event for Rio and flyweight is in shambles, that's why he got the fight.
do u gguys think gooby is actually gonna fight "iron mike" chandler this time
no mike is going to get hurt in training camp
what's with 145 getting all these all time great talents? Aldo, max, volk, gooby had potential if he stay he stayed in the sport, Topuria looks to have atg potential.
Just manlet enough to be motivated by it instead of roping
everyone in the division is a can so it's easy for mid fighters to get a lot of wins
that's 205 and 185
What other sport can manlet athletes channel their manlet rage into
Benoit Schaub Denis
>liddle bit bamhole brazza time u kno dis
SOON
Benoit Schaub Penis
Don't forget Monday Night RAW tonight TKObros
we don't watch that crap here
TKO general
TKOs aren't heems
>t. ottoman surf up until the 1900s
you don't belong in the uk
>t.
that's crazy she just became shorter?I genuinely can't tell where she's bending
For good reason, last time i passed a pomak Muslim village i had this feeling of despair for a month or so, can't wait for the next moment of upheaval in the region when i will personally see to it that the nearby villages have 0 survivours.
you're a deluded obese chud who posts on Fhite all day aka the first to get permaheemed in an armed conflict
>surf
usman and islam tested positive for steroids
Frick Dana
hard, and leave him quivering and creampied
I miss Yoel
How to have Sex with Tabatha Ricci?
No clue, let me know if you find out
have you asked her?
$249.99
'eem 'eepy
OHHHHHH HE LANDED AN ELBOW STOP THE FIGHT
Official list of UFC Legends according to the UFC collectibles store
Fake
Heem posting is high level shit posting with dire physical consequences
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH A RIGHT CROSS I DON'T THINK HE LIKED THAT ONE JOE
i'm not here for a good time i'm here for a long time
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE GOT AN OUCHIE BOO BOO ON HIS LEG, I CANT WATCH THIS ANYMORE JOE WHY HASNT THE REF STOPPED THIS AHHHHHH SAVE ME DAN HARDY
OHHHH I FIND ERCEG MORE ENTERTAINING HE'S WON THE FIGHT!
Pantoja did no damage, got no submission attempts, failed to advance position, and struggled to handle the striking.
Which is why I score it 49-46 Pantoja
>Pantoja did no damage,
>failed to advance position
>struggled to handle the striking.
This is simply not true
OHHHH ERCEG LANDED 2 ELBOWS CALL THE FIGHT
Personaly, I had 49-45 for Pantoja.That fence grab should have deducted a point for Erceg
youre brazilian
How did you know?
Prove you're not Pantoja himself.
I do it for free
That means he would be the most unbiased poster on this situation, as he would want the strongest champion imaginable 😀
I had it 50-45 for erceg, cheating should be encouraged and rewarded and pantoja made no attempt to cheat
I would agree, but only for manly cheating, like headbutts and soccer kicks
Yes just give Pantoja every point he pushed Erceg out of the center of the cage. He's the best sumo wrestler at flyweight
Usman should have won the rematch on multiple points taken from Leon for fence grabbing.
Usman deserved to lose for not cheating enough, we don't reward rule followers here
>Usman should have won the rematch
For sure
Need a faceapp version of this
I'll post it when I get home in about 5 hours
King shit
Yes. If we are instantly taking points now for blatant cage grabs, he would have easily won lol. I hate to be the one to say it.
There was no cage grabs in the rematch. Cage grabs have never been an instant point deduction unless egregious.
Leon literally got a point taken for cage grabbing in their 3rd fight, cazzie. And he grabbed it once before and once after.
Dumb moron lmao
>the third fight
So NOT the rematch? Thanks for playing...
Yes you moron. They're all rematches. There were more cage grabs by leon in the 2nd fight than the 3rd. Hate to tell you but you can't win on points if you get knocked out. With the new insta-point taken rule, Usman would be the champ right now. Sorry but it's the truth.
It took you 15 minutes to come up with this cope and you didn't even reply to the right person
LMAO
>THE rematch
Implies a single rematch. Rematch is a rematch of the initial, ergo the 2nd.
>with the new insta point taken rule
The one you made up in your pinhead? LOL
IAYC!!
nah it's a championship rematch. stay seething for me. I'll allow it.
>THE rematch
kwab
That would make Tibau beat Khabib as well. Herb was prying Khabib's hands off of the cage multiple times after every wall stall td attempt.
Doesn't get talked about enough. If you rewatch Khabib's fights in HD, you see he grabbed the cage in almost every time he drove someone to the fence. He drives you to the fence, grabs it to smash you against it, then grabs it and pulls himself using the momentum of the cage grab to drive into the hips for the takedown.
Yes and cheating is based, if you aren't trying to cheat you aren't trying to win.
nah you cry about cheating when it happens to your pick. So, sadly, you don't agree with what you're saying, respectfully.
>nah you cry about cheating when it happens to your pick.
Yeah because the other guy was a dirty cheat and deserved to get DQ'd. How are you not getting this?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH PANTOJA WITH THE CLINCH
Pantoja may have done zero damage and nothing with his grappling but man he ate that elbow!
Personaly, I had 48-48 for a Pantoja retention. That fence grab should have awarded a point for Erceg
Man Erceg must still occasionally scratch his thigh from all the friction Pantoja's face made. You gotta respect it
Magnificence. Mastery. Myktybek.
This guy is Rinat with a slightly better gas tank
Where is he looking at?
At the Bronze age
ermm.... pantoja did do damage to erceg though
(with a head clash)
what went wrong for /ourguy/?
he lost to a guy who he formally beat after a long lose streak, so i think its different from a mere fraud check
i think its a mental thing, the ufc was too much for him
How long is this homie going to keep seething that barely top 10 fighter made pantoja look average.
erceg is top 5 easily, he beats the shit out of mokaev and kai kaka pants
so what happened to that homie shin? was it found it be actually broken? or was it just bleedy
failed his midfight penis inspection
>bro lots of fighters accepted umar..I can't name a single one or give an example but they...they just heckin did okay!?!?!
pantoja 49-46
islam 49-46
don't make the rules sorry
>dana said
OOOO HE'S SCHAUBPOSTING AND POSTING ON HIS PHONE AT THE SAME TIME TO LOOK LIKE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE HE'S HURT HE'S HURT BAD STOP THE FIGHT
kek you can tell by the filenames he just downloaded that dc pic off the Internet
Pantoja has the perfect style for winning decisions
>dana said
>Dana said
>2024
>derrick lewis main event
>Dana said
>Daner said
OOOOOHHH HES REPLYING TO HIMSELF AFTER GETTING BTFO
HERB DEAN IS TAKING A CLOSE LOOK
What did dana said?
doesnt matter b***h. he said it and his word is as good as gods.
>dana said
Dana Sa'id
>DNA said
OHHHH HE'S OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>Dana said
Dana Said Nurmagomedov
>Dana sad
dana said my name is dana you trans fricks
STOP THE OOOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOH
bit redit in here tonight
>dana said
Dan as aid
>tonight
Danasaiddit refused the creampies
>Dana s-ACK
>dana sack
OOOOOOOH DANA SAID OOOOOOOOOOH OOOOOOOOOOH
Dana Scully, my childhood crush
Dana say what
>That's right, i said it
What do?
OOOOOOHHHHHH HE SAID IT
wtf happened who mindbroke this guy into posting dana said
>dana said
This mfer literally eats candy and hot cheeto fried chicken for his meals
He is not going to make it to 60
>dedicated creampie room
take your meds /heem/
Gonna puff some medicine right now ya feel me
Dana said
Remember when Dana said pisslam was injured?
bros... people keep offering me gum....
does my breath really stink that bad???
>Dana said
Sandhagen's grappling defense consists of granbys and homosexual leg locks just like his coach The Ryan Hall. Umar will destroy him
You're right, but you don't have to be mean about it.
Hey, he stood up didn't he?
>IAYC
you can’t just make up acronyms like that
Curtis.
>Dana said
Dana Said
Inbreeding causes a weak chin, khabib got lucky, he’s the only one of these rats that could actually take a shot
the one moment of action in that fight
umar panic wrestled the entire 15 minute ordeal and was gifted a decision for being a good boy and not hurting his opponent
/heem/ said
OHHHH ERCEG GAVE HIS BACK CALL THE FIGHT!!
I love how I mentioned every ranked fighter ducking Umar like an hour or two ago, left to throw some salmon on the grill and you homosexuals are still here crying about it lmao frick you idiots kill me and you try to tell me there's no such thing as brazzas derangement syndrome
Also Dana is a frickin girl's name
What does the Dana say?
that Dana is a troony name.
Dana salmon
Umar pulled out of the cory fight the first time it was scheduled.
Danareddit
Let's play Dana says.
Dana says buy the UFC 302 PPV now
Lick your toes
Did did did did Dana eat da salmon?
honestly gaming your matchups and trying to get home court advantage is high IQ and happens in every other pro sport
Did Dana grilled the salmon
I shook Dana's hand and when I shook Dana's hand Dana said hey kid, nice handshake
Dana says creampie
I have never seen Umar fight.
Dana says white
Why is Woodson fighting Caceres this weekend? Give him a ranked opponent already. Or is the boxer in him only accepting non ranked guys until he's 30-0?
My apologies 30-1*
Name me a good fight that i haven't seen yet
How far back are you wanting to go?
Me vs my dad CCCXLII
Ishiwatari vs Ougikubo RIZIN
god rizin has so much soul
It's special for sure. Some of my favorite non-mma promotions are Jap kickboxing. Japan deserves better fighters.
yeah that fight was incredible, a refreshing change of pace compared to a typical ufc match
>mfw tatsuro STILL hasn't been given a ranked opponent
taira is already ranked #13 and was booked to face #9 tim elliott
Yeah the Van fight should be much better though, regardless of ranks.
Lineker vs Gaudinot
>closes his eyes and swings
based
That's racist.
kulabdam vs muangthai 2
12 more days until usyk BRUTALLY taps fury into a split decision
heem sucky
Pereira is officially ducking Ankalaev now.
>the things he [Ankalaev] said to me, it makes no sense. He's coming from two bad fights, two boring fights(...).
Even though he literally said (before Ank x Walkrr) that he wished to fight Ankalaev instead of Jamahal Hill. What a two faced mercenary piece of shit. Shameless behavior (Still my boy, though)
It does make no sense for Ankalaev to dictate when and where the fight takes place. Alex is gonna take a fight in the meantime, heem some bum LHW and then get subbed inside a round vs Ankalaev soon don't worry.
I'd rather watch Pereira fight Jiri 500 straight times than Ankalaev once
Ankalaev is a fun fighter. I don't understand this. The Jan fight is an anomaly in his career.
>krylov
>oezdemir
>santos
I'll watch em again, but if memory serves he pieced Volkan up and beat the frick out of him.
Yeah he should just wait 5 more months before fighting again.
He said Ankalaev is discarded. Didn't said anything about Ankalaev coming after his next fight, or about offering the fight to him in July.
It'll happen my south of the border brother, don't worry. Unless Pereira retires after heeming one or two more. Which is likely, dude is 57 years old.
No, he can just fight him sooner. But he doesn't want to fight Ankalaev at all.
https://x.com/ufc/status/1787618347082985542?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQ
Payton Talbott on the gooby card
are you highlighting the nail polish or the ring
or the shoulder grasp
who da fook
Unlike O’Malley, Talbott actually radiates dark satanic energy no doubt gathered from his adoptive mother’s trans surgery clinic
talbott doesn't share his girlfriend with other men though
he shares himself with other men instead
Khabib:
>never challenged himself
>retired at only 33
>only three title defenses
>never moved to another weight class
>boring to watch
Aldo:
>seven title defenses in the UFC alone
>constantly challenging himself
>moved to a different weight class well past his prime and still beat serious contenders
>fought for the belt in two weight classes
>37 years old and still beating dangerous contenders
>fun to watch
Khabib:
>ragdolls Aldo
Marvin Vettori:
>ragdolls Khabib
He regularly out wrestled DC brazza you know dis, just ask Islam.
He moved DOWN a weight class, Idk if that's a +.
he should've been at bantamweight the whole time
He used to struggle making 145
he didn't have a nutritionist, once he got one his cuts to bantamweight were easier than his cuts to 145
Only after he got old and had a successful career at FW. If anything, it shows he was undersized at FW, yet he still dominated the division for quite some time. Meanwhile Khabib did nothing at all.
I'm the Ben Askren of /heem/
And I'm Jorge Masvidal, motherfricker.
Get your head together or have a nice day
what did mcgregor say that heemed o'malleys feelings?
Only wienersuckers thinks Airbag won.
Pantufa wasn't rocked a single time in the entire fight.
>but muh elbow...he was bleedi--
SHUT THE FRICK UP, Black
That was just a scratch. Pantufa ate that with butter,onion and farinha.
Frick off.
You are correct. Even the round in which the best combo Erceg landed, Pantoja won. All there is to it. Pantoja won 1/3/5, and arguably 2. I give it to Erceg, but I can excuse one moronic judge giving it to Pantoja that's how close it was.
It is really annoying how morons calls every fight a robbery nowadays.
It is.
JAJAJAJAJAJA Pablo Cuesta is basado
nice cat b
Nobody cares if Latinos use the n-word. It's not some edgy thing.
Why am i banned when i do it then?
I'm talking about real life, not an online Mongolian Basketweaving Symposium
I had a dream that I was sawing a dudes neck with a steak knife who was attacking Alex Pereira
pantoja grabbing his head and grimacing in pain was just a joke
FRICK ankalaev, nobody cares about their desert card. i hope peirera takes a couple of quick turnaround fights right now and effectively dodges the abu schaubi card forcing ankalaev to fight some nobody on the muzzie card. ideally he would be forced to fight smiff again
The Germans showed up for some absolute WHOS at Oktagon 57.
Why can't the Brazilians be like the Germans fans?
Truly, you are the absolute worst.
brazil does not care about mma anymore and madonna was doing a free concert in rio the same night for 2mil people
pantoja and glover have lived in the US for decades too, they're literal whos to the brazilian fans
Will Oktagon give us pure bunda/Mortal Kombat Kino like Fight Music Show? Didn't think so.
Monkey
That is a very compelling argument. Let me watch both events again and I'll get back to you.
pantoja heemed that nerd in round 1
OHHHHHH HE'S BLEEDING STOP THE FIGHT!!
Can't wait for the next PFL card...
Said no one ever LMAO!
I like to watch PFL to see what top 10-15 ranked fighter in the UFC might be champion after a streak of losses. So I am at least excited for that. After Rountree gets knocked out in the first vs Hill I can't wait to see his PFL run.
Can he even beat Max at this point, he seems so vulnerable and timid, his aura is nonexistent
No way he can fight someone like Makhachev at 155
Max pieces him up unfortunately. I wanted a change in guard at FW, but it's gonna be Max > Topuria > Volk > Max rotation.
I mean Daner made it clear that he's not doing a Pacquiao/Marquez 4th fight with Max and Volk, the only exemption is Poirer/Mcgregor since Conor literally broke his fricking leg in half
I want Volk to go to 155 cause his career is kinda finished, maybe he can fight Gaethje in a return fight and then take the LW belt if his opponent is Poirer and is sluggish on the feet
Volks career is actually dead if the expectation is to go to 155. Islam is probably not losing to Poirier and Islam is up 2-0 vs Volk. The first fight being close means dick now that he got KO'd, off the couch or not. It was only solidified by Topuria doing the same.
If what you're saying is what will happen then Volk and Max switch places with Volk being the gatekeeper to Max, but I don't think even Dana can let that be the case if 1 and 2 are Volk. Everyone knows Volk beats Max any day of the week.
If 1 and 2 are Max and Volk*
>No way he can fight Makhachev at 155
Way way too fricking small, he'll get ragdolled on the ground.
Ilia is 5'7 and Islam is 5'10. Even if you made Islam 5'7 he'd still look bigger than Ilia.
Obviously the height doesn't matter much since Volk did great in the first fight, but his real issue is having very poor grappling.
I mean Volk was 5'6 and gave Islam huge problems Topuria just needs to bulk, he's really small, and needs the sauce like Arman has
DANA, FIFCHI K MY BRUDDA!
who the frick is that guy
a bum
lost to william "heem cutty" gomis
that was a bs stoppage but yeah Talbot styles on this doo
A Talbott free win, until he isn't! Lets fricking go Ghemmouri!
Prime Eddie Alvarez would frick all these little pussies up.
been away for a while, whats the heel news?
New heat just dropped
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brazil has the number 1 pfp worst fans
brazil has the number 1 pfp best trans'
WE GAANE
I read every post before I say something here. Its called respect for discoarse. Maybe try it instead of barging in here and writing some stupid non sequiter? Thanks.
By the way, UFC Fight Night: Lewis vs Nascimento is up next
Unironically a better card than 301.
Lmao just checked and youre not wrong
As far as potential prospects go it's not even close. Ruffy and Oralboy were just about the only real contenders fighting on 301, aside from Erceg.
And Barralho, but everyone knew that already.
Meng Bo
We've got big Hasbullah vs Jaoquin buckley which is an exciting fight.
>bruce leeroy vs the spooky skeleton
ho lee shit
I'm excited for it. Caceres should lose, but Woodson has some problems with cans with nothing to lose pressuring him.
I hope Buckley wins
Quick FACT: All of Nursultan Ruziboev’s 8 losses have been at welterweight.
that Ruffy gay will lose the same way Pereira loses all the time
Ruffy is going to top 5, mark my words.
Michel Pereira is on an 8 fight win streak and hasn’t lost in over 4 years
He should have lost at 301 though. DQ by way of illegal knee to a grounded opponent.
hasn't faced a Canadian since Connelly that's why
Because there aren’t any Canadians in the rankings
then fight one out of the rankings why is he being such a pussy?
>fight one out of the rankings
you don’t have to specify “out of the rankings” when they’re all out of the rankings b
rankings are gay fake and for pussys
Sorry, illegal kick, since it was technically a shin to the face after the backflip.
soft pusy
Ay, I wish it was allowed, doesn't take away from the fact he shoulda been DQ'd.
Dq requires intent backflipping isn't illegal so accidentally landing in their face can't be considered a foul, if it causes the fight to be stopped in the worst case is a nc or if he gets warner and does it anyways then that could merit a dq.
Cope all you want, I won a lot of money based off that being a NC. That shit was illegal.
Nah he’s right, the commission even discussed it and deemed it not illegal
You couldn't have won any money because it wasn't ruled a nc.
I mean it not being a NC. I'm very drunk,
on banana liqueur?
based lying moron
see
I'm moronic for other reasons.
Kicking Hasbullahs ass so hard his colon flies out of his mouth
pereira's last loss was a dq and since then he should have been dq'd like three times
Jasmine Jasudavicius lives and trains in Ireland now btw
Pereira’s grounded knee/kick did not significantly contribute to the finishing sequence
The death of wemm
An parting Schaub
last schaub of the thread boys
FRICK SCHAUB
>dana said
New thread
New thread
Nice job fellas
We go with the first, unfortunately. It's obviously the worse of the two.
well done you fricking idiots
look what you did!
NEW