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Get a grip dude.
Grip your dad’s dick b***h
My dad is dead.
He can be a father to ngannou’s child, in heaven or in hell
TONY SAID NGANNOUS SONS ASS IS FAT
great thread
ngannou sold his son into the sex trade because he spent le bag on gucci
Beast of a thread.
r8 my mma build
Lose the weight and you're basically Rock Lee
fat people shouldn't be allowed to live
its a waste of resources
any sane government would do this but we live in the age of true insanity
seething bloatlet has no natural body armor kek. enjoy exposing your muscles to my strikes and rolling thunders.
Poirier and Garth are meme fighters compared to good fighters like Arman, Dariush and Gamrot.
At this point I want Paul to heem Tyson, too many redditors are saying Tyson is going to sleep Paul.
people with brains are saying Tyson is gonna heem paul
literally the only way that doesn't happen is if it's a worked fight
(You)
nuggets vs lakers is on
Any chance of a heem? Then I shan't.
i just farted
we dont watch that shit around these parts homie
I hope Ngannou gets to meet all of you had something negative to say about his child to you he can give you the karma you deserve.
ngannou actually has children?
not anymore
What if Hasbulla was a hentai character
I’ll heem your wife and children while you watch helplessly
While you were busy posting on heem, I have already attacked your family
you probably can't shoot for shit lol
it's not as easy as they make it look in the movies kiddo
I’ll heem your wife and children while you watch Haplessly
My turn is coming soon.
Who the frick is going to read all that? Go frick yourself.
someone who is going to end your bloodline and rape your dead womens
God will send you to hell when you die
that shit dont exist buddy
learn physics, please, its embarrassing
idiot
>no beazza pls i sorry
heem is tawlxic
you forgot the bundy pic bro
>heemed by a janny
your woife and hap don't stand a chance
>I’m gonna break diamond brazza
SOON
*gets slept in the first round*
why fight? go sleep
I will go to Australia and heem you if Dustin becomes champion because of your curses.
why wouldn’t you want dustin as champ, it’s goobys only shot at a title
You mean Max one shot at being the GOAT.
>beat Topuria for the 145 belt
>defend against a now chinny Volk
>beat Dustin for the 155 belt
>beat Conor for the 165 belt after he won it from beating Chandler
>Retire on a 7 fights winning streak, having avenged 6 of his 7 loses and being the first quadrupal champion (145, 155, 165 and BMF)
😉
His curse doesn't work on Islam, he did the same shit for the second Volk fight and it failed spectacularly. Islam is a pious Muslim who prays 5 times a day, thus black magic has no effect on him. He's protected by Allah (swt).
shut up retarf
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what fighter does this describe?
my farts go crazy
why ian garry head shape like a light bulb
irish subhuman genetics
they are the stupidest inhabitants of europe
who does this card appeal to?
Good mix of young up and coming fighters and fun vets. I'd rate it a light 7/10
morons like
The upvotes aren’t in your favor
Abus chads, but really frick them putting Barboza in the apex again, he is the one guy who need a crowd.
literal whos all round.
good grief.
no wonder the UFC is dying
Vile amount of wmma
Me :DDD
>I know.. that if a lodda you were in the same room with me, you would not talk to me like that... When it comes to han to hant fiding... I will fugg you up. Thiziz jus facks.
>YOU CAN NOT FIGHT
>Maybe you guys can fight amongst other heemsters, but I PROMISE you, you can. not. figh. That's not real bubba. I'm not the one bubba. will hurt you. If you wanna come find me, we can settle this like men but I PROMISE you.. you don't want that...you don't want that...
erceg got mf'ers like
when i get going, no one on earth can stop a homie like me
its real violence that flows through my veins
idz not gutta end well for you bapa
i just want charles to be champion again man
im the most violent motherfricker in this heem
yall post yall mma training like yall doing something
it aint shit my homie
yall baby pinches aint gonna stop a glock my homie
I hope Jake Paul beats that Black person rapists ass
jake paul is deflowering all of the old black men in combat sport
blasting ropes over jenny's metallic body
pedo
finally a good leaf post
tyson was framed
I don’t understand how there’s gays here who think Reddit Rob is gonna beat Khamzat. Whittaker has been cooked for years now. Nobody cares about gassing or the Usman fight, Chimaev is steamrolling him and fighting Du Plessis next
I want to show hot wmma fighters my big boner
ian garry is going to suck your semen out of his wifes vagene and then spit it back into your greasy indian mouth mmkay
They call him the diamond because you can't break him.
i remember reading a fricking paper on quantum field theory to heem pseuds on emergentism
They call him the diamond because you can't break his ass hymen
Canadian MMA Legend John Makdessi has retired.
Cyril Gane has never read a book.
He writes.
Cyril Gane has never lost a fight.
Cyril Gane has never lost a child.
Gane has mature finishes, ngannou only has immature finishes
things were going well until the fire nation attacked me
Josh Emmett, Mateusz Gamrot, Alex Perez. That's the crew.
This is such a crazy game we play man the highest highs and the lowest lows
Ngannou's child didn't have time to mature before it was finished.
does this mean it's possible to program a robot to fight like an mma fighter by simply showing it footage of fights?
Would a sufficiently well trained robot start ducking other contenders?
if it concluded that it would be the most optimal method of maintaining a good record, probably.
This is extremely gay but i just remembered that there’s an AI slopbot that comes up with some moral issue as an excuse to not answer any question you ask it (Goody-2). There should be a version that comes up with excuses to not accept any fights you offer it
this is as good as i can get it without putting in actual effort.
>Please let me know if you have any other questions.
HEEEEEEEM
Kek, nice
Unironically true but you can’t rely on that against Max’s troglodyte chin
brazzas exploit their shitty living conditions to not need to fight for a living. hence their individual duck rate can come close to an entire divisions'
Ngannou took his kid out before he was conscious enough to witness his brutal heeming at the hands of a /box/chad
Darren Till stop ducking and sign the Sam Alvey Karate contract, b***h.
karate combat is basically the perfect setup for toilet till, no ground game he has to worry about and he can just throw hands at other 6/10 fighters while getting paid in scam shitcoins
karate combat has takedowns and gnp
The Warmth of Other Suns: The Epic Story of France’s Great Cyril Gane
I'm gonna donate Guru and ax him to make an impression of Chanlder adopting Ngannou's child
What the frick is wrong with you man
Don't you have anything better to do with yourself
Go tend to your tribes's horses or join a boxing gym or start figure skating or something
Advice from ameribussy? No thx
that "kazakh" is a r*ssian
Record the result and post it on youtube, guru doesn't always post his lifestreams public
all I'm sayin is if Mike gets a new Hap in the next couple days someone needs to some investigating or some shit
why are muslims so gay?
and you best buhlee dat, sucka
good post
Ilia beats Max. Don’t buy into the last second KO of gate keeper Gaethje hype, you’re not getting Holloway as featherweight champ at 32 years old after been in an egregious amount of wars and soon to be another one with Topuria. Youth, power, and an excellent striking base are on Topuria’s side. It’ll be competitive because Holloway has a coconut chin and good striking, but he’s not winning
>after been in an egregious amount of wars
stop using words you don't know how to use
Max is losing. Explain how he beats Illia
not until you learn english
1. Ilia is actually extremely hittable and hasn't shown great capabilities on the backfoot. Emmett landed on him, Volk had statistically his worst round ever against Ilia, where he was just straight whiffing jabs right in his face and fighting scared the entire time and he still outlanded him, pressured him, and won the round. Max firing on all cylinders can really put the work on him
2. Ilia has atrocious kicking defense. This isn't just about the jai herbert high kicks, it's about leg kicks and body kicks too. He barely checks leg kicks, is getting hit by body kicks all the time, and has the tendency to eat high kicks he really should have seen coming. Max can really through a wrench into things using his spinning back kick to control range and his oblique kicks and calf kicks to hobble his movement
3. Ilia is a bit predictable and leaves himself open, particularly when he explodes with a combination. He tends to go body work into head shots, and he always leaves his left hand down while throwing a right in those sequences. Jai herbert landed on him when he did this, I think Max could land on him while also avoiding getting heemed
This isn't a sure fire win for max but Ilia is far from a flawless fighter more people will start exploiting his deficiencies
You haven't given any actual reasons for why you believe that
>32 years old after been in an egregious amount of wars
That doesn't mean anything. Guys like Charles have been around for just as long, have as many fights, have more loses than he does, take more damage than he does, and are still high level
Max's age hasn't been a factor at all
Ilia has been my boy ever since he clowned on Ryan Hall, but if i had to bet on that fight I’d to go with Max. I don’t think Ilia is as good or as varied on the feet as Max is, plus he’s likely not as durable or as much of a cardio machine. I don’t see him being able to wrestlefrick Max for 5 rounds either. Not a great stylistic match up for Topuria
Ilia only needs one
Milage is a meme, it's all about age unless the fighter got a hip surgery or something. The MMA math is clear, Illia is only equivalent to Max 3.0.
>Kattar ≈ Emmett (split decision)
>Ilia >>>> Emmett (50-42)
>Max 3.0 >>>> Kattar (50-42)
>Ilia ≈ Max 3.0
>Max 4.0 (Blessed Man Forever) > Max 3.0
>Max 4.0 (Blessed Man Forever) > Ilia
I just woke up and heard the news, I hope no one has been making insensitive jokes?
i'm afraid it's true, jon jones is gay
ilia cant into kicks
*maturely chases the finish while throwing an egregious amount of punches*
has anyone ever wrestled max?
Yeah, me
Gane announcement soon
monsieur Tybura, j'ai peur que ce soit la fin de la ligne
The frick you say to me?
I wished you a pleasant night 🙂
A bit of a convoluted sequence just for a fist bump but i’ll take it 🙂
My foes, they can't destroy my body
Colliding slow, like life itself
>"I don’t know who he wants to fight next,” Rogan said during a conversation with Max Holloway. “But I guess he feels like he’s the champ, he can call the shots. I know that he turned down the Perth one — [UFC] 305, the Volkanovski rematch.”
This homie really is shook
I might have to unboy him...
>max and midget volk getting fricked around after spending an entire year fricking around just fighting each other
good frick em
>It's Max and Volk's fault that Max kept beating the bums at FW while Volk didn't even want a trilogy in the first place
>sean the smurf shelby and drunk moron mike maynard are bad poofc match makers desperate to have "a drawl" for a champion keep killing off contenders
>midget keeps accepting a easy winnable fight to pad his record
>max is gay and kisses his son on the mouth
yea frick em both
The contenders at FW should simply get better and beat Max. Not my problem.
max should stop being a cutbaby and go fight at 155 so I can watch him get CTE faster
i heem everyone ohmmmmm
>gave me her number and facebook over a chatroom
what is this 2006? I don't think you're in any position to be turning down ass
i yearn for the old methods, things were more fun then
this is what you stay up to 4am to do then post about on heem? its not too late to turn your life around
i work night shifts man this is when i stay up anyay
imagine having teeth so bad in bongland that they won't even let you work during the day
toilet tillesque
I worked night shifts for couple of months its tawlf
*shits himself*
schaub on my knob. corn on the cob.
>schaub on my knob.
only oldgays remember sweedish spammy
Max should get implants and have big boobys bouncing around like just absolutely massive honkers
if max had breasts he'd breastfeed his son
he already does bigot
stunning and brave
>OHHHHHHH DOWN GOES SAPP
>BAH GAWD HE'S GONNA KILL'EEM
Based, he knew he had about 1 minute of cardio in him and got to work.
Lee bros, the time is now
Diego Lopes won under the superior judging and scoring criteria of ONE Championship.
Volkanovski in Perth? No, no, I need more time?
M-M-Max??? Hermano, I already beat Volk, I no fight M-Max
I need Señor Ortega for legacy fight hermano you know this
Ortega is subbing Ilia after three 10-8's in a row.
Kyle Antony Mee is rocked and doesn't have his legs under him
Jonathan Dwight Jones is drunk and has his homie up under him
I know guru's address now
>A reeeal Bon Gamin-dun dun dun dun dun dun
>and a reeeal hero-dun dun dun dun dun
>A reeeal Bon Gamin -dun dun dun dun dun
>And a real hero...dun dun dun dun dun
>CIRYYYYL Bon Gamin....
SOON
I can't believe he killed Ngubus kid
why do the ganecels keep saying "SOON"? don't they know he's not fighting til september?
we're like halfway into the year. Septembers not that far off.
>Kobe Ngannou dies
>Lakers lose game 5 to the nuggets
It's all linked
Seeing a lot of Ngubu comments in the blah peepo /box/ YT videos saying "le blood sacrifice! you cain make no money wit out duh luminarty sacrifices!!"
Is it true heem?
yup and ryan garcia knows this. ngubu sacrificed a child to get the bag.
really?
bump
he im hes him is sleepy oh I get it
your girl? fricked 'er
your boy? heemed him
>over a chatroom
I used to use omeagle or something like 10 years ago to talk to chicks
what chatrooms do people use now?
finna name my band ironic ebonics
has heem been pretending they knew jones was gay the whole time i haven't been watching
jon jones gonna finger gurus butthole
forsure
Just tuning into BYM they're discussing mma something seems a bit off
i googled "BYM" and is that blackrock? theyre gonna push jones to come out gay and be the first LGBTQ champ?
Is this where that “cabal” I keep hearing about holds its meetings?
Lmao Bisping has managed to slip making fun of the WAG into his betterhelp ad and now we're discussing the Francis situation this is why I watch this slop
heeeeem
*hides post*
*fingers you butthole*
less than 65 days until gooby
>black person profile pic
jonathan jones-esque behavior
Did he go too far to avenge his losses?
the nut shot to ngannou's son was super necessary
mexico
why are blacks so gay?
ngl Fhite has opened up my eyes to black being gay as frick. with all the raping in prison done mostly by black inmates, athletes always doing zesty ass shit, p diddy and other rappers.
it's like how crack got introduced into black communities by the FBI. Gay shit was introduced by the FBI as well. it all stems from the Caucasian urge to purge blacks.
homophobic cultures end up creating the gayest peoples, muzzies are the same
Why is it always a binary with you people either we accept you Natan Levy and teaching gloryholes to kids or then we're stuck with stoning women and Khamzat Chimaev what chicanery are you trying
>homophobic cultures end up creating the gayest peoples
please explain to me how any "homophobic" culture is more gay than western cultures are currently
when you nut but she keep suckin.webm
>She filed a report because he rejected (her) and chose (him) instead
do we have more pics or videos of that PALG
Jon saw a big booty latina and immediately threatened to kill her lol
moi name's michael caine
how did ngannou's son pass way , what was the cause
helicopter crash
We don't know but Mike Chandler is a prime suspect
Apparently Gane kicked him in the nutsack
Doesn't seem to be revealed anywhere I've seen the consensus is that this would have never happened under the superior judging and parenting criteria of the Chandler household
real mystery, only thing I know is that nobody is buying a PFLattor PPV anytime soon.
18 year old Dana White barely legal jailbait
I think I finally know who raped Colby Covington in the bathroom
ngannou had a son?
He has three more per BYM
had
smiff falls, ontario
>Nooooo brazza I can not fite Ian Garry he not serious
>I wanna fite real 40 year-old Karate gangster Wonderboy
>I Donald Trump's favourite fighter, you kno this
Never been the same after what happened in Iowa in the summer of 07.
colby will heem shavcuck
you've been warned
>soon
Wondersoy would absolutely fricking demolish cuckby.
Trump doesn't even watch the fights, he attends the events to gander at Dana's juicy bosom and protruding nipples
I think I finally know who assaulted Colby Covington in 2022
>AUGH what the hell is that smell? It smells like someone just puked out shi- BLEEERRGH!!! Dana what the frick?
>Dive in, kid.
SOON
Oh yeah Francis got the bag alright, the dead baby in a trashbag more like it pfffffttt frickin idiot.
Suffering from the Kali yuga
301 will be an entertaining card and I won't hear you cynical losers trash it
Frick you Dana
Yeah I dunno something about holding the championship hostage for 1 1/2 years after going life or death with Shitryl Gane then ducking to the minor leagues with PFL really rubbed me the wrong way I guess. Used to think homienu was somewhat tolerable to halfway alright.
How old will Mike be by the time they fight?
Highlighted fights will be finishes. Early prelims suck besides Klose. Main card will be fun
Shut the frick up Dana
Main card
>Craig vs Borralho
Borralho heems him or Craig gets a meme sub from his back
>Pereira vs Potieria
Ihor has the lowest fight IQ in UFC. Will be a 3 minute sprint that ends in a heem
>Smiff vs Petrino
Smiff gets retired
>Martinez vs Aldo
Aldo gets KO'd by leg kicks
>Erceg vs Pantoja
Erceg puts Pantoja away in the 3rd or 4th after battering him with superior boxing
>Borralho heems
Please recite when this has ever happened
Craig is a natural LHW who kills himself to make 185 and already had zero chin. Borralho won't do his usual lay and pray shit because Craig is too dangerous on the ground. Caio heems him. Cap this and apologize when it happens.
Craig is not a natural light heavyweight. He weighs the same amount as most middleweights and was fighting undersized. Caio is going to dance around the cage as always and win a decision while doing no damage.
>Cap this and apologize when it happens.
It's pathetic to act smug when the massive favorite you picked wins by decision, but that tells me you get most of your picks wrong
Craig is absolutely a natural 205er. He's 6'3" with a 6'4" reach and walks around 225. He's going to be way bigger than Caio during faceoffs. Watch and learn bud.
craig barely cut weight to make 205 you mong, he said it himself, that's why he moved to middleweight because he was getting mogged by walker
>britpost
God you guys are clueless about MMA. Even when it's your own fighters
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/other-sports/mma/paul-craig-ufc-london-fight-30520670
>"That's heavier than I was in previous fights, that's because we've stripped all of this fat and done it properly, as opposed to not doing a weight cut. When you look at me stepping on the scales at previous fights, I look well but now you are seeing a better version of myself.
did you even read the article you absolute cretin
Go on and post some more about how Gane will effortlessly beat Jones
and there’s the cope KWAB
Learn to read a thread kid
>He's 6'3"
WTF how does Jalin Turner make 155 pounds he's a 6 foot 3 light friggin heavyweight
>225
Fun fact: Sean Strickland weighs the same amount in the octagon and used to fight at welterweight
>He's going to be way bigger than Caio
Brendan Allen was significantly larger than Paul Craig, I assume Caio will too
>Watch and learn bud.
Yeah I'm about to watch a shit fight
Can’t wait for him to keep the fight standing and commentary telling me what a galaxy brain he is
Aldo is barely surviving the 3 rounds imo
I think Martinez puts him away but he's always been a bit chinny. Aldo could def win by TKO if Martinez gets too aggressive
slimy schaub gonna stink up heem house
My shit stinks much better than yours.
Young Sneedro your neo vag smells much worse than any schaub I could take I must admit
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>this guy drunkenly stumbles up to you at the comedy club and says he wants to finger your butthole
what do?
I heem the crud out of him, obviously
Roll a D12 and see how that plays for you
/r 1d12
frickin right bud Indiana made.
set him to straight path with my god given ability of powerful word.
i made a guy detransition once and he lives a normal life now.
that guys name? ilia topuria.
sadly you're far too gone even for my powers
My schaub stinks right down to the floor
!rtd
Do you really believe Adesanya...
That I would come here to fight you unprepared...?
Shit-style, Finger Butt no Jutsu!
>Holy crap Anthony Smith is fighting??
Said nobody, ever.
Erceg will heem Manuel Ferrara
DC?
His 3 month old daughter died in a car accident
Fricking hell, how is he so happy? Id kms
3 months isn't long enough to foster a connection. Not a big deal
I've know you for three months
One it was a girl two he is drunk all the time and three he looks like a cry for help if Gooby ever saw one
One of his earliest memories has to be his dad getting shot in the head. He seems to be accustomed to bad shit happening.
I forget how rough his life has been what a Viking
I'll say it one more time so you MMA illiterate morons will understand:
Borralho heems Craig. Simple as. I will bet it and post the slip Friday or Saturday because I'm not a coward like the rest of you.
>The winner by unanimous decision Caio Borralho
>Heh. I told you.
Jacob heems Wyatt guys in telling you guys cringle l-mcpringle peaches up full time Jimmy to an easy decision.
why isn't there a catch weight fight between heavyweights and light heavyweights more often
gayna hates catchweight fights
why? it's free money. people love seeing the big guy fight the bigger guy since the dawn of time.
Been feeling really solid and powerful as of late. You might notice my hand in this pic hanging at my side, there's a certain gravity in it that all great athletes have, a certain je ne sais quoi, a readiness for action. I have my third fight coming up this Friday (I'm 2-0) before I go pro and I already know I could beat anyone in the world at my weight class. When I square up on anyone I feel myself nearly a chimpanzee, lithe and dangerous. At any second I can whip these graceful hands up and knock a block off. Really looking forward to shitposting here with you guys when I'm taking down famous fighters in the UFC.
Coral stop opening basketball cards you gay. Schaub pulls or gtfo
I don't get the references. Haven't posted here in awhile. Been busy training and collecting scalps.
What's your weight class?
Why isn't there a division where the only method of winning is having your opponents corner throw in the towel
Cuz the heavyweights are a lot bigger so they don't like to cut weight and the light heavyweights well you'll never guess but they're not as big and so they fight at a lower weight class
Sending my boss pics of my Schaub to excuse my bad performance Mokaevstyle.
Meeting about my allegedly dogschaub work ethic concluded AMA
Did it work, did they convince you to bust your ass extra hard for the same piss wage?
Au contraire mon frere honhon they rescinded giving me a warning told me I am an astute employee and I'm unironically 100% the interviewer wanted me to give her a good heeming via the BFMeng only minus is waking up early but I missed Rizin and a bit of ONE so have combat sports to catch up on
You're a sub-8 male Jimm-your a numale. You're a numale Jimmy.
WHAT THE FRICK I was posting on MMA General heem and saw a post mocking Canadians with a video of Mike Malott losing attached to the post. What can I do to stop seeing the hate posts?
Are you the guy with text to speech on respectfully Dana White creampie
No that's the jacked Taiwanese boy that lives in a crack den in BC. I'm UFC Legend Mark Hominick from Southern Ontario.
I'm disgraced kebab merchant and former UFC meme Makwan Amirkhani would you want to come on my podcast sometime and do an interview?
Your name sounds Indian and I only platform white supremacists such as myself and fellow Southern Ontario native UFC Featherweight Kyle Nelson (3 FIGHT WINSTREAK)
Please brother kurdistan not india bloody bench we are true aryans don't you know also I am finnish btw Mr Finland in fact please do let me into Canada it is the needful to be done
Chat! Yes or no, I should go back and heem that thirsty coquette. *titters autisticalleh* Thank you bigchungus2024 for the three dollars. Why have I got mayonnaise in my hand? Anyway let's see what's on mma twi'er
sexy makmud muradov gay porn
Flyweight, but I'm 6'1 which is a nice advantage. Last two fights I've won by the McGregor method of keeping a hand out and blasting them with the other. In one fight my opponent was short enough that I could simply hop over him at times.
Sneed so zonked out on her troony drugs she hasn't noticed she spelled her name wrong yet.
Chat! *scoff scoff scoff* Ye know wot chat? *smacks lips loudly* I could knock *burps* Anthony Smith out. *titters nervousleh* No bu' wealleh I think I could. Thank you likethestock69 for the free dollars. *sips soda loudly* Why have I still got mayonnaise in my hand? Anyway let's see do some impressions..
Pasta is supposed to be aldente you silly little fewl of ting
Bros why are mma threads called heem
Because black culture is deeply embedded here. It's slag
What is slag inb4 yer mum jokes
Slang
i miss when newbies were bullied. you deserved to be bullied for not only believing this but posting it.
What are you talking about? It's a fact I've been here a long time and witnessed you disgraceful white guys talking like black teenagers. Even named the general after admiring black creating and stealing the word like the pathetic losers you are.
Yall remember that weird guy who used to spam at me all the time?
Sweden?
They needed to beat that man to death for socioeconomic reasons.
Justified, he probably looked at them wrong or walked weird.
You know a guy who's still at the mental level to fight students was having a hard time not hitting on the girls
Lmao this individual wouldn't have lasted in my junior high
Yeah it's usually around 7th/8th grade they completely give up on keeping up with the other students.
The weak should fear the strong
I enjoyed a few oooooooh jokes yesterday tbtbh I'm enjoying that the kfcguru spam has died down pun intended
umm based? Did Joe Schilling teach him the moves?
Blacks are so incredible fragile it's unreal.
My urge to heem manifests into an urge to goob a bit*h right in the weili
Ngannou overcame impossible odds and crossed miles of desert to abandon his family and be homeless in france collecting handouts and all he had going for him was being 6'4" with an 84 inch reach 265lbs of muscle and steroids strong enough to kill an 18 month old baby.
I know people love being edgy but you homies are so lame for memeing Ngannous child.
I enjoy being heartless but th's is actually pathetic
none of this would have happened if he had just stayed in africa
at least he got le bag
Formerly ngannous child
Ngannou's Neglect and Regret (Formerly Pump and Dump)
>she fixed it
I own Sneed.
talmbout frankie heemed his own son b?
I’m fighting
Chandler would've never let his son die like that
true ngbu should have given his son to chandler as soon as the little mutt was born
really looking forward to part 2 of guru exposing jon jones homosexualry
Weird isn't it how astroturfed forced memes from rotten zoomer minds is immediately eviscerated by real shit. Mad ting bruv ygm
Many such cases!
guru forced jon jones to finger that mans butthole
>We have plans for Floyd.
kobe ngannou*
Y'all jest but Schaubin is still suspended indefinitely and dealing with an enemy worse than even USADA I don't know why he kept the knee on him it was little bit costly in hindsight brazza
>Oh man you watch mma and use Fhite, don't a lot of like racist sexust misanthrope type dudes go there?
>misanthrope
I'm not a misanthrope unless you count non-whites as human.
What if Ngubus child died because he was injecting him with steroids?
Talmbout dagoolum "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" anywellanbythee innet?
I'm having Gooby regret that I didn't violently heem that little piggy this morning
I'm already tracer
I'm already widowmaker
Thinking about cheesy speed fueled puss heeming with UFC superstar Victoria Dudakova
WHAT DA FUK
hehe I want to kiss her on the lips if you know what I mean
Ngannou fricked her in her prime
Built, designed, and specially constructed for BBC (Big Brazza wiener)
Repulsive post pls delet
I can’t help but think that everyone getting worked up and offended over jokes about Ngannou’s situation is mostly virtue singalling. I wouldn’t feeling good joking about his son’s death, but at the same time I suspect most of these people have no problem joking about rape or 9/11 or the holocaust.
So, anyone else think it's pretty pathetic Aspinall would pay Guru to make this hit piece? Just fight Blaydes or Gane while he waits for Stipe
Mike Chandler's face when the adoption center introduces him to Ethan and Ben.
I don't get why people feel bad for Ngannou. So many kids die a day and Ngannou is hardly a saint.
Dude he's le based hecking inspirational giga homierino with no talent and roids.
If you believe the lexee theory you are a moron
I think most people don't like it when any kids die bong you don't really have to like Francis to feel bad for him unless your Dana
Khabib killed Kobe to duck Tony
In his prime ooooh?
wtf I love khabib now
No but for real he brought covid directly from New York International Airport to his elderly fazza who was perfectly safe in his family home in Dagestan mountains isolated from disease.
Why did he do it? Why book urgent flights across half the globe when he already signed a contract and was pending imminent re-scheduelijg l?
I warned you brit bros
Lana rhoades started her bkfc career.
Kelsi monroe btfo
no fricking way
Khab***h "The Duck" Nurmagocrotchsniff
https://x.com/kchimaev/status/1785229433168642240?s=46&t=bkbVUMe8pYaLESbWhv8TWQ
ratlip’s right foot/ankle is injured
of course
he trains with that a lot, its probably an old wrestling injury
>go to heaven
>god says he'll let you in but only if you pick a champion to heem one of his guardian angels
who do you pick?
Alexandre Pantoja
>5 losses
grim
Myself, I'll just see red and swing, 3-0 baby.
He was gay, Jon Jones?
It's a frickin joke!
If Islam, Volk, Ortega, Yan, O'Malley etc fought the lowest ranked heavyweights, do you guys think they could win and how far could they get?
Islam could clinch and trip a few of them off balance and finish some parker types.
yea dc said that islam has tapped him out in training a couple times
DC doesn't go full on with the brazzas all the time, he said that Khabib was never able to take him down when DC was giving 100% effort
I pray for the golden era of early MMA and kickboxing when warriors fought juiced opponents that outweigh them by 50+ kg with 30 minutes of preparation to one day return.
Just took a sticky Jamal on the Georgia
I got face fricked by a cross dressing Australian twink homosexual today, but I would never let jon jones touch me because I didn't trust him not to go crazy when our balls touch and break my neck or something
Feels bad that Jose Aldos public image got permaflushed in 10 seconds flat
I feel like his post-prime run changed that somewhat, but yeah among non mma fans he's the guy who got flatlined by gooby, it's crazy how he went on a anderson silva like run but against actually good fighers and not middleweight bums
he lost to actual good fighters like conor and holloway when he was in his prime. aldo is overrated as frick.
nooo brooo you don't understand aldo was so washed and past his prime at 28 none of those heckin count
kek, yeah its funny that some people actually think that. Its very clear that aldo didn't lost to guys like mcgregor, holloway and volk because he was out of his prime but because the competition increased.
Haha the reason I love heem is because of teh random humour :DDDDD much better than boxing!
Anyway, I must go now. Love ya and leave ya!
Spidoodles!
>Caoi vs Craig
>Brito vs Shore
Britbrehs.. fairly sure the hues are beating us on Saturday.
Craig wins when he's supposed to lose and loses when he's supposed to win. If people expect Caio to beat him, he'll win by sub
In that case he'll definitely win because Caoi should rek him.
OHHHHHH HE'S moronic
>You have much to learn, young Caio
What's this technique called?
Rolling thunder
You know who didn't lose to adversity at eighteen months of age? Hap Chandler
Mike had the benefit of choosing his black son
>it's just been sneed and finland talking to each other for the last 7 hours
based, i'd talk to another man for 7 hours rather than talking to my w*fe for 7 minutes
It was a nice morning I was supposed to get punished for being too much of a real one, had nice bantz with sneed idk what the tryhard is getting at 7 hours though it was maybe 2 tops idc to check we were making fun of kfcguru though that's might be the reason
Thoughts on the cuties in the crowd?
Looks like what I would expect to see in dubai not sure which you're asking about
I'll talk to your wife
I'll run both of you over with my gargantuan SUV
>makes up heem personality banter for attention
Weak. PFL tier almost.
>baby lost a fight to....
>no one
>dies.
kek why are babies so weak
i know we're just joking around here but if i had an 18 month old son who died i would go absolutely insane
the jokes are funny but i do feel terrible for ngannou
that's ONE OF the worst things that can happen to a man in my opinion
Would you even bother calling an ambulance if you suspected you might be about to overdose? Waiting it out sounds more appealing, whatever happens happens
Is it really OD if your still able to operate an phone
Thats why i said “might” and “about to”. Redose hasn’t had enough time to fully kick in yet. Anyway, doesn’t matter, apologies for off topic
Thats why we have Narcan everywhere in BC
I often talk to the commentators in my head. Agreeing with them, disagreeing with them, giving my two cents.
And I often cry when the night is over.
tell me about chandler, why did he adopt 2 black kids?
Because I can
To prove blacks aren't Black folk, they are.
The only reason any white person adopts black children. To raise them in professional athletes that make 100s of millions of dollars so they can mooch off them
>black athleticism but with white smarts
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE WELL ROUNDED
He only cars about one race; humman
To help two people from a group he seems as being hard done by. WOW OMG I'm a genius how did I work that out MI5 let me in if I can crack this imagine what I'm capable of. Guys guys give me my props
He uses them to get unnatural blacksplosiveness as a white man.
banter is meant to be funny
since when?
Caio should beat Craig. Caio isn't the type of guy to tap to a submission on a ppv in his own country and as long as you don't tap jiu jitsu doesn't work. Shore has the ability to dog walk Brito and out grapple him for 3 rounds. No way in hell Brito knocks him out and that's his only path to victory
You can't apply logic to a Craig fight
>as long as you don't tap jiu jitsu doesn't work
Craig broke Jamahals arm b
Jamal literally got caught in a female submission. Need I say more?
I've never thought this
shore is ass
i dont feel like contributing to society
#frickajob
When we were born we never signed any agreement. More power to you brother
Caio I think is smart enough to not jump in Craig's guard
what and when is shitmaru poopsmans next fight
he is retired and doing podcasts with henry now.
dana please.. let me back inside the ufc arena.
Ngannou is a berserk character
yeah he raped guts lol
In his prime ?
Because he killed his son to duck Renan Ferreira?
if you believe the lexed theory you are stupid
Amusing posts.
>he doesn't know the secret (true) origin of heem
ngmi
>the lexed theory
Love? I believe in love...
Was Shavkat always in the background of this pic or is this a psy-op?
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shavkat wanting to MONGOL that slavic pussy
Extra heemlami on the meat master heemzza was a bit too salinated for me finna order something different but unsure of what
applying for jobs is so depressing
i think im just going to be a serial killer who robs people
Uuuh that's fricking illegal.
Heem and rob drug dealers then you can have a good time and guarantee you get permaheemed faster my job is pretty cool for a nihilist, I have to actually heem someone for there to maybe be any kind of friction, the only minus is the lack of food handling
you ever watch Man Bites Dog? You should.
It gets better after you have experience.
Chandler would be so boyable if not for the elephant in the room. Why'd he do it, bros?
Him being from Bellator isn't a big deal.
He's trying to solve racism
jon jones blackmailed him with a "wrestling" tape, and said he had to adopt his illegitimate stripper sons or else he'd release it to the public.
Islam sucks the Diamond's breaking him
>when youre favored by god, youre also favored by the devil. remember that alexandre...
Alex Perez is now ranked higher than Mokaev lol
Good. Mokaev and his paki bumboys can frick off and stay gone.
I hope someone kills Mokaev in the streets.
Well deserved, Ari.
Man I hope I can enjoy this Saturday's event.
shavkat is essentially brian ortega
they need to cut some welterweights. Almost half the ranked ones are actively not taking fights.
Leon is ducking Belal
Kamaru is soft retired
Colby is ducking Garry
Leon is fighting Bela, it'll be announced soon.
sean brady is perma-injured or has staph, and wonderboy fights once a year ( and is ducking MVP).
also the top 4 champ + contenders ( leon, belal, shavkat, JDM) have 0 charisma whatsoever.
Your last sentence makes you seem like a huge homosexual, just fyi.
Not that guy buy your sentence does too
>buy
>thinking a spelling mistake absolves you from being a full on homosexual
sad
>recognizing his own folly, he lashes out in anger, as many do
D:
his own folly, he lashes out in anger, as many do
You just described yourself and why you replied to me in the first place. Keep digging that hole buddy.
I replied to you in the first place because you said "buy" instead of "but" like a little fewl of a ting.
Sorry anon but youre a gay
>and is ducking MVP
Both have publicly stated they don't want to fight each other because they're good friends
It's more accurate to say the UFC are fricking Belal because Leon has been open to fighting Belal for a while now
He wanted to fight belal over Colb***h for example
also there is a very real chance that JDM won't have an opponent for 305 in his home town of Perth. Even though its in August.
Now this is MMA.
car bjj is peak martial arts
Leon's ducking the entire top of the division just like Islam and Topuria
>Leon
Accepted fights with Khamzat, Shavkat, and Islam, everyone turned him down. Has been willing to fight Belal despite the UFC delaying that fight as much as possible.
>Islam
Wanted to fight before Ramadan but the UFC denied him and then booked the people he wanted to fight into meme fights to stack UFC 300. Is booked to fight number 3 ranked Dustin Poirier and will fight Arman after that (assuming the commission doesn't ban Arman from the sport)
>Topuria
Publicly ducked Volk, may be ducking Max. May fight number 3 ranked Brian Ortega. Has been delaying his fight date
wrong
Jack Shore is good but unathletic
He's not particularly good. I never understood why people said he is. His opponent will win.
>Lost to THE Ricky Simon
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i got it. got something cooked up just right and ready to pop off
I've queued a banger of a post
If you think about it Jon Jones isn't really the goat
This might sound like an abomination to you, but I find that some grated parmigiano reggiano goes pretty well on eggs (sunny side up). Give it a try 🙂
Oh mama mia! Italianos will not like thes
cheese on eggs b? that's risky