It just doesn't seem PPV worthy to me or have fights with high stakes or top contenders.
Holland is getting a layup, it's exactly the type of fight he wins and Michal loses. They're just giving him this because he's on a 2 fight skid.
Almeia will likely beat Romanov and it won't be very exciting. He went from losing on the prelims to PPV main card somehow.
Randy Brown vs ZDS is a fun fight, but it's more Fight Night level imo
i agree with you my man the big four names at the top are supposed to carry but the match ups aren't interesting. impossible to give a frick about islam taking on over the hill dustin, foregone conclusion. honestly strickland is shouldering this card and that fight might not even happen given costas track record
I personally don't really care about the names on any given card as long as the fights are entertaining.
You are probably right but i don't think is worth caring that much.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I like competitive fights over layups tbh. Kevin Holland might beat Michal in a fun fashion but it's also just a little pointless.
For me it's just that on PPV's I expect higher level fights themselves. Entertainment can come at any level, even bum fights so with that metric anything is PPV worthy imo
I get you, we just watch the fights but I just think it's a weak PPV
Mcgoober and cuckler are a combined 3-10 in their last 13 fights
they are overweight and out of shape
just how stupid is the american pubelick
>pubelick
Kek. Very dumb b, movies like shartsformers sell out and legit art doesn't even get aired. The effect is disastrous and ofc intended by the gr8est ally
there is a class of job in the US that is reserved for brown people, if you work them you will be surrounded by browns. I wont do it. I fricking wont. I would rather fight you
I wonder if all the thousands of Uzbek's who were spamming shit on Buckley's posts feel silly, or do third worlders lack the capacity for shame and regret?
Heavyweight is so god damn shit >Basically half retired
Jon and Stipe >Decent fighters
Tom, Gane, Sergei, Blaydes, Volkov and Jailton >gatekeeping fat fricks
Tybura, Spivac, Tuivasa, Rozenstruik, Lewis and Romanov >bullshit taxi cab driver type fighter
De Lima, Nascimento, Parkin, Williams, Salsa boy >complete shit
literally every other heavyweight on the roster
huge mistake by merab to think he's funny in deliberate comedy just because people think it's funny that he climbs random things and is kinda wild in-the-moment. his sketches are horrible
Chandler vs Conor
Man....what a fight it will be. They'll punch and kick each other for our entertainment and some of us will be entertained.
The fight will be a fight remembered by some and definitely the event will generate revenue.
Chandler is going to gas c**tnor out with the wrestling and then knock him the frick out, TKO on the fence
Then he will hoist his baboons for the world to see and encourage everyone in the audience and live viewers at home to adopt a baby from Africa
I wasn't convinced that the Cowboy/Conor fight was fixed, but this Chandler fight I am 100% will be fixed. Chandler has shown he's a company man who cares about pleasing the fans and making money more than anything. Nothing would please the fans more than seeing Conor get a big KO win after 3 years off, and Dana is more than willing to slide Chandler an 8 figure sum under the table to ensure that happens
Bit rude b, doubt anyone here cares but the nation is in mourning after today's puck outing
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I was looking for audio porn today for my second goon sesh and kept finding audios of prostitutes with very thick british accent. Almost ruined it for me so today I have thing against britain
Cuckler fricking sucks, dude. In what world does he get even close to heem Gooby? Literally Gooby's easiest matchup, there's no need for them to rig anything up.
conor is done dude
how many times do we have to tell you
chandler had close fights with gaethje and dustin and is training every single day like a psycho
conor gets yacht blowjob as his only exercise
And when Fury beats Usyk what will that make Joshua?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Anthony Oluwafemi Djembe Joshua is a self admitted former topboy from da endz who trafficked drugs and very likely children. I hope Gane meets him in a kickboxing match with three free eyepokes at his disposal
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Fury isn't beating Usyk
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Memes aside when it does happen are you gonna start saying Anthony beats him?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I think Gayj beats Fury right now
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>when it does happen
It's not happening DKSAB.
Fury is not beating Usyk
PFL dont want Fransissy he got knocked the frick out brutally and his son is dead as a door nail
PFL dont except bums like anderson silva or fransissy ngubu
Conor will open up with the left hand which chandler will dodge by shooting but Conor defends the takedown.
Then Chandler will violently hapsplode back Conor all the way to the cage and take him down there and throw some nasty gnp.
Conor will make some space to land upkicks, Chandler will pressure with grappling and Conor will answer with elbows but Chandler will answer with some of his own.
Chandler will slowdown for a moment and gooby will get up here and circle out, chandler will chase but conor will stop his momentum with front kicks or spinning kicks until the end of the round.
Round two chandler will try to hapsplode again but get caught with the left hand and dropped, he gets up and back up, conor begins to chase and against the cage Conor starts comboing Chandler, Chandler fires back landing some shots but Conor is landing a lot more cleanly and heems chandler with a pull counter.
chandler knocks him out
he did way better against poirier than him and almost knocked out gaethje
no way would c**tnor go to a decision with dumpthje
u know this brazzaz
Usual madness there, anyone from Britain is one guy this boxlet is smart enough to know I'm not bongsa (or am I) and other people posting have to be the mythical top chad on a vpn the gen is the slava claus of espee fersure
Getting fugged on taxes is reserved for criminals that have out served their usefulness or poor people. Who knows what Khabib has been involved in behind the scenes but this doesn't look great
Literally not my problem and neither is it yours. I care more about the people we prop up than some chechen boogieman I'm supposed to hate bc muh gays
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah there's one bong here who is obsessed with Kadyrov for whatever reason, I assume he is a homosexual of Asiatic-Islamic origins.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
>bong
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
You know what I mean.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
I have only heard this story from Karim Zidan who I heard give an interview and is a merchant in the vein of Ariel mixed with Tim Pool, pretend to be objective but use loaded language and make unsubstantiated statements for coin. Only a little bit of surface scratching about Chechnya is needed to understand how it's in the bad situation it is but seething about le heckin warlord is more profitable than that
I don't really care to be
Sounding too generically
I do this for my therapy
So let me say with clarity
You coming swinging carelessly
I'll light you up like kerosene
That's just real embarrassing
And I do think apparently
There was a disparity
Cause there ain't no comparing me
I'm just inherently
Too tired of these pharises
And saducess
Sad to see
Hating on your majesty
I mention Jesus' name and
everyone gets mad at me
I talk about my past and now you accuse me of blasphemy?
Actually
I'm just speak factually
Satan been real quiet since Bryce dropped these bars
Dear Khabib, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's fricked up you don't answer mails
If you didn't wanna talk to me after your fight
You didn't have to, but you could've signed a payment for Magomed
That's my supervisor man, he's only sixty years old
We waited in the sweltering hot for you
For four hours and you just said, "No"
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fricking idol
He wants you to pay man, he wants it more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in Mahačkala - you said if I'd write you
You would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I killed my father too
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your post fight interviews
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Khabib, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You gotta call me man, it'll be the biggest debt you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, the taxman
P.S.
We should be together, too
why dont they just make weigh ins like 2 weeks out? that way if you cant make the weight you cant compete in that weight class but they have plenty time to recover even if they kill themselves to cut
Ciryl Gane achieved greatness when he masterfully dominated Francis Ngannou to win the belt and then brutally stopped Jon Jones with a beautiful body kick to defend his belt.
You can learn a lot of things from watching Gane's fights. He is somehow able to weave in knowledge beyond our comprehension into everything he does in the octagon.
We are SO clear for 100+ Gane mentions by the end of the thread let’s shoot for 150 and set a record! We can do it Ganexirs
GANE GANG Gane Gang Gane Gane GANE GANG gane gang
Wait wait wait, no hold up just one gosh darn second here.
I remember being told repeatedly from his retirement until this very year how rich Khabib was. There were numerous publicity stunt/press release schemes put out every time the Arab shithole Princes gifted khabib an ugly ass bently/Rolex or whatever gaudy shit. He was repeatedly called "the most famous Muslim athlete" and Ali Abdelaziz kept on buying interviews talking about how the Muzzie kings were spoiling khabib and he was probably richer than McGregor by now. Hell, Vladimir Putin himself even lifted fathead what like 100(s) of acers of land (a real decent white man's offering, not the same lame ass impractical and depreciating overpriced cars and watches that you also give to insta prostitutes to shit on them like a brown smooth brain loser would choose)
But I digress. Even without all the additional charity he received he got 10's of millions of cold hard USD cash from the UFC. How the FRICK did he manage his money so unbelievably poorly that he ended up flat broke, -3,000,000 into debt, and under full scale government financil investigation in his home country?
I thought these guys were supposed to be le hamble mountain inbreds and shit? They posted entire news stories about khabib drove a hecking Toyota tundra to save money or some dumb shit. What's the point of not touching women or drinking and being an annoying little fake moral gay when you end up blowing through multiple fortunes before Islam has yet to defend the championship against a single lightweight contender?
Lmao, they seized the little rat subhuman caveman skull home's assets. Now he can't even use those presumably huuuge profits from M-Eat and Eagle FC to pay back his debts. What does Allah say about hosting crypto schemes to repeatedly scam your fellow gullible and low IQ Muslim brothers? And about throwing away money at an unfathomable rate? Or defrauding your country while the real men fight a full scale war while you get fat?
Gane is a blue collar cornfed meat and potatoes type of fighter. A real classic brawler like Billy “The Boston Bully” McBaughneill or “Little Billy” William Scott Donaughue
Khabib owes money to the Russian government who in turn owe money to Cyril Gane as he was the one who originally taught the ancient Indo European nomads language (hence “Cyrillic”)
First for Finland
I posted porn for months you have no fricking power Jan
I hope you realize
My name is Antti
Colby champion 2025
its too bad colby shat the bed
he would have gotten the presidential medal of freedumb when trump wins
You will watch boxing next weekend you dumb mexican
i think this card is pretty shit for a PPV
But others seem satisfied with it
Who is wrong /heem/? Me or them? Only the main and co main are big fights. The others are kind of FN tier
Never seen this show it looked a bit uni for me is it good or is it fart in a wine glass with swearing
it's excellent
It just doesn't seem PPV worthy to me or have fights with high stakes or top contenders.
Holland is getting a layup, it's exactly the type of fight he wins and Michal loses. They're just giving him this because he's on a 2 fight skid.
Almeia will likely beat Romanov and it won't be very exciting. He went from losing on the prelims to PPV main card somehow.
Randy Brown vs ZDS is a fun fight, but it's more Fight Night level imo
Thanks b I enjoy good/dark/satirical humor from over there, 'ate panel shows. Simple as
i agree with you my man the big four names at the top are supposed to carry but the match ups aren't interesting. impossible to give a frick about islam taking on over the hill dustin, foregone conclusion. honestly strickland is shouldering this card and that fight might not even happen given costas track record
I personally don't really care about the names on any given card as long as the fights are entertaining.
You are probably right but i don't think is worth caring that much.
I like competitive fights over layups tbh. Kevin Holland might beat Michal in a fun fashion but it's also just a little pointless.
For me it's just that on PPV's I expect higher level fights themselves. Entertainment can come at any level, even bum fights so with that metric anything is PPV worthy imo
I get you, we just watch the fights but I just think it's a weak PPV
Why is it bad?
gotta love the apex predator
iron mike getting 250k
>Conor isn't a drawl anymACK.
Ffs fricking plebs
tickets start at like 1k
to watch two overweight 38 year olds who are 1-5 in their last 6
THE MERGE IS HERE
now let's see the ppv sales
He also said last night was the highest grossing fight night of all time. Don't believe a word he says.
stipoo vs the gay guy from the comedy club is going to be a competitive fight honestly
Tom and Jerry off to PFL to fight Ngannou
Stipee Mipoocic
Built for Big Brazza wiener
>exposed hair
>expoded stomach
>exposed hands
HARAM! Put that woman in a burqa immediately
need a georgian wife so bad bros
Idk b my friend has one and she's a but nutty
>pubelick
Kek. Very dumb b, movies like shartsformers sell out and legit art doesn't even get aired. The effect is disastrous and ofc intended by the gr8est ally
Joagomed Bucklemedov is 2-0 against Muslim hypejobs. If you don't boy him by now you are missing out
he lost to Imavov didn't he?
But they just signed him again kek
awww frick I forgot about that one
2-1
oh. what a dumb fricking move.
Imagine being a lanket and not knowing how to use your reach, being stiff and slow, what a waste.
You should DM him an essay
I would but i don't speak usmengkystan or whatever the frick they speak there.
Just google translate that shit homie or ask AI to do it
The David Price effect
Literal who
If you've ever seen the clip of Fury shit talking a 'big stiff idiot', he's talking about him
are the brazzas all laughing at him being out wrestled by an american boxer?
Not a brazza
Has anyone lost the story harder?
pissbing was getting punked all night no way joe or even dc lets that happen
I would have won my picks if ruseisboev didn't rely on only his height.
>smashes beer bottle on the ground to get your attention
Let’s settle this outside
is daroosh vs moicano happening
Haffez is gonna ko Mickey what a silly fight to make
considering mickey is 7-5 and lost his last two fights, they probably expect him to lose so they can cut him
they already cut him and re-signed him for this fight
Mcgoober and cuckler are a combined 3-10 in their last 13 fights
they are overweight and out of shape
just how stupid is the american pubelick
conor is going to shock the world again, hes the goat for a reason
We just want to see Conor get 1 last big win bro, thats all. We just want to remember the good times
i'm jaded and want to relive the conor glory days
it's THE friggin conner macgregor though
The cheapest tickets for McGregor vs Chandler are $1,325.
That's a weeks wage in America you fricking broke reddit b***h
name one good black fighter at 145 or 155 I will fricking wait
Aldo is part black
His name is Jerome, he IS the black fighter
Conor and Chandler will put on the best performance of their lives.
Pure explosive violins, fireworks, not even gaza will have that many bombs thrown.
POST WALKOUT THEME SONG
Does Goob get a shot at Leon if he wins is the question
no
more like does leon get a shot at goob
Gooby vs Jiri at MW
Word is ratlip has a warrant for his arrest by the FBI and will be arrested if he steps foot on US soil
>appied for 37 jobs on indeed
>didnt get an interview or followup from 1
its almost over boys
yeah been unemployed since January, Luckily Solana saved me from having to dig into my savings. And right now Kaspa is pumping so I am feelin p good
also frick indeed, try out wellfound my dude
Join the army
I applied to well over 100 before I landed on
dont care
How the frick can you be unemployed in the US homie how moronic are you
i mean, i could work at mcdonalds tomorrow but i dont want to mass an hero
MMA?
sex with elias corpse
there is a class of job in the US that is reserved for brown people, if you work them you will be surrounded by browns. I wont do it. I fricking wont. I would rather fight you
Very understandable
>appied
I can see why.
kys gaylal
Chandler cucksploding on Gooby is gonna be hilarious
Ynr Veronica Hardy's thank you for your cervix speech last night
UFC Vegas 92 and Glory 92 next week. Only black guys in the main events. Dicey.
What are you implying?
OOOOOOOOOH ITALY SLEPT HIM
Enters the thread
Those were some good heems last night.
Sex with Rachael Ostovich
PREGNANT
I wonder if all the thousands of Uzbek's who were spamming shit on Buckley's posts feel silly, or do third worlders lack the capacity for shame and regret?
who gives a goddamn shit about the happenings of the central asian "mind"
Heavyweight is so god damn shit
>Basically half retired
Jon and Stipe
>Decent fighters
Tom, Gane, Sergei, Blaydes, Volkov and Jailton
>gatekeeping fat fricks
Tybura, Spivac, Tuivasa, Rozenstruik, Lewis and Romanov
>bullshit taxi cab driver type fighter
De Lima, Nascimento, Parkin, Williams, Salsa boy
>complete shit
literally every other heavyweight on the roster
Jon and Stipe sitting in a tree
I cant believe hooper is making such a quick turnaround against Almeida.
haha (jon anik laugh)
chase hooperstein fears Mike Malott
Mike Mallot? That guy who was winning until he lost?
if i didnt know any better i would think merab was mexican
nessisito!
huge mistake by merab to think he's funny in deliberate comedy just because people think it's funny that he climbs random things and is kinda wild in-the-moment. his sketches are horrible
>paid for by Zucc
Khabib about to drop the bar on his neck to avoid going to the Gulag for tax fraud
>135lbs
Khabib is lucky i never trained mma
Lmao at that long as german word what a bunch of gays
That's Dutch you moronic am*rican. Nuke america today.
Nah its german because I say so and that's end of discussion
>varoitus
Finnchads we are vindicated
UFC Fight Night Tel Aviv: Cannonier vs Pereira
What about are soldier Bryce he can make quick work of Natan
UFC Fight Night Capetown: Du Plessis vs Whittaker 2
UFC Fight Night Chi City: Hill vs Krylov
Chandler vs Conor
Man....what a fight it will be. They'll punch and kick each other for our entertainment and some of us will be entertained.
The fight will be a fight remembered by some and definitely the event will generate revenue.
Chandler is going to gas c**tnor out with the wrestling and then knock him the frick out, TKO on the fence
Then he will hoist his baboons for the world to see and encourage everyone in the audience and live viewers at home to adopt a baby from Africa
UFC Fight Night Toronto: Ranked Fighter vs Canadian Fighter
UFC Fight Night Scarborough: Ige vs Nelson
I wasn't convinced that the Cowboy/Conor fight was fixed, but this Chandler fight I am 100% will be fixed. Chandler has shown he's a company man who cares about pleasing the fans and making money more than anything. Nothing would please the fans more than seeing Conor get a big KO win after 3 years off, and Dana is more than willing to slide Chandler an 8 figure sum under the table to ensure that happens
Meds schizo
He's not wrong but he is british
Bit rude b, doubt anyone here cares but the nation is in mourning after today's puck outing
I was looking for audio porn today for my second goon sesh and kept finding audios of prostitutes with very thick british accent. Almost ruined it for me so today I have thing against britain
>Preemptive coping.
Makes more sense they gave Canor a smaller man hoping for a kino heem and pay him his regular salary
bro chandler will do it for 1 mill dana isn't giving him 10
Cuckler fricking sucks, dude. In what world does he get even close to heem Gooby? Literally Gooby's easiest matchup, there's no need for them to rig anything up.
conor is done dude
how many times do we have to tell you
chandler had close fights with gaethje and dustin and is training every single day like a psycho
conor gets yacht blowjob as his only exercise
Title shot NOW
Chandler is simply not a very good fighter
Chandler would be an all time great if he had even an average fight IQ
hapman's dad heems canor in under 30 seconds
Jan beat Pereira
>Conor conor conor
Fan girls need to get the frick off my heem
Guys if they really rigged things then conor would never have lost a single fight
Most fighters can't be trusted to keep a secret that big. Chander is one of the few corporate types in the roster who definitely could
its clearly not rigged, they already have guarantees from ~~*espn*~~
The counter argument would be that in wrasslin they have their characters lose to build up the win like in pillowtap they do draws
Till beat Dricus
My fellow /heem/sissies, we can't COMPETE with /box/chads
Holy
Fricking
Shit
Is that PFL Legend Francis Ngannou?
What are the odds that Ngannou will ever actually step in a PFL cage?
Fraid so
Your general is on wobbly legs and best resembles Smiff teetering
Luke "Show me ya Corey" Feary is an overhyped fraud
And when Fury beats Usyk what will that make Joshua?
Anthony Oluwafemi Djembe Joshua is a self admitted former topboy from da endz who trafficked drugs and very likely children. I hope Gane meets him in a kickboxing match with three free eyepokes at his disposal
Fury isn't beating Usyk
Memes aside when it does happen are you gonna start saying Anthony beats him?
I think Gayj beats Fury right now
>when it does happen
It's not happening DKSAB.
Fury is not beating Usyk
>battle of the baddest
well they weren't wrong
PFL dont want Fransissy he got knocked the frick out brutally and his son is dead as a door nail
PFL dont except bums like anderson silva or fransissy ngubu
Conor will open up with the left hand which chandler will dodge by shooting but Conor defends the takedown.
Then Chandler will violently hapsplode back Conor all the way to the cage and take him down there and throw some nasty gnp.
Conor will make some space to land upkicks, Chandler will pressure with grappling and Conor will answer with elbows but Chandler will answer with some of his own.
Chandler will slowdown for a moment and gooby will get up here and circle out, chandler will chase but conor will stop his momentum with front kicks or spinning kicks until the end of the round.
Round two chandler will try to hapsplode again but get caught with the left hand and dropped, he gets up and back up, conor begins to chase and against the cage Conor starts comboing Chandler, Chandler fires back landing some shots but Conor is landing a lot more cleanly and heems chandler with a pull counter.
chandler knocks him out
he did way better against poirier than him and almost knocked out gaethje
no way would c**tnor go to a decision with dumpthje
u know this brazzaz
I guess chandler leg didn't break in a freak accident.
Shawty lick me clean the way she suck me off
Conor is so fricking back Conorbros
Conor Conor Conor
CONOR
Hey guys sorry to interrupt but your finn got off the leash and is cross posting in /box/ again
He keeps pretending to be a bottom b***h satellite it's kind of pathetic
We agreed that you would have him on the weekends.
You sound mad
Usual madness there, anyone from Britain is one guy this boxlet is smart enough to know I'm not bongsa (or am I) and other people posting have to be the mythical top chad on a vpn the gen is the slava claus of espee fersure
That's your own personal problem now
even if c**tnor loses hes still going to have a bi-sex threesome with dee and some irish buckold
I'd rather heem Brie than Dee ngl
only c**tnor, brock, ronda, masvidal, and anderson actually sold it
rest are just knockout victims or roidtroony freaks
Is the nunes milli from ufc 200 and what else
probably ronda rousey fight
Ah yeah obviously, Ronda/Holly, Nunes/Tate and Ronda/Nunes I'm a moron
this is your brain
if you get heemed you're done!
This is why i don't do combat sports anymore, my brain power is too precious
post walkouts https://youtu.be/B-DqkvSNhjM?si=M9VJcrhAXWgtbJTD
I'm heem
cant wait until ConGOD does THIS to Justine
is he praying or somethin? I didn't know he was a brazza
Justhammad Gajimedov is a Mujahid of Allah
How can you of all posters not see the signs. Respectfully.
>When the Kvass hangover is giving you a headache and you see the Taxman walking towards the house
brazza I pey taxes last year you kno dis why you here egen
Dustin will heem Pisslam and ending brazza meme
Getting fugged on taxes is reserved for criminals that have out served their usefulness or poor people. Who knows what Khabib has been involved in behind the scenes but this doesn't look great
i lidl bit become refugee in dubai brazza
Frick Dana
Yessir and no protection
Little bit tax evasion never hurt no one brazza
liddle bit shant be supporting the war by paying taxes brazza
brazza I tink texation might me lettle bet theft...
Anthony Zhmith
Khabib Nurmagomade off with all the money
god frick Why
>d-d-delete th-th-this
>muh hecking kadyrov
Literally not my problem and neither is it yours. I care more about the people we prop up than some chechen boogieman I'm supposed to hate bc muh gays
Yeah there's one bong here who is obsessed with Kadyrov for whatever reason, I assume he is a homosexual of Asiatic-Islamic origins.
>bong
You know what I mean.
I have only heard this story from Karim Zidan who I heard give an interview and is a merchant in the vein of Ariel mixed with Tim Pool, pretend to be objective but use loaded language and make unsubstantiated statements for coin. Only a little bit of surface scratching about Chechnya is needed to understand how it's in the bad situation it is but seething about le heckin warlord is more profitable than that
pretty ironic considering Kadyrov clearly uses drugs,himself.
Little bit financial assets inspect time brazza
dagestan lidl bit hev no representation so no taxation u kno dis
Islam brazza long tiem since talk, I know I no coach you no more, but listen brazza, I need rubles--
Islam?
He hang up...
Taxation is numbah one boolshit you know dis brazza
Alex Pereira just did big cummies in my bamhole
CHAMA!
$3m is the GDP of dagestan brazza how I pay
When did MMA die?
when Conor lost to Khabib, bad timeline initiated
When it became more about the actual skill of fighters and less about being in Japan and catering to WWE fans.
Record gates month in month out you goof
gooby/ronda era
when hendo was robbed in the rematch
Here
I don't really care to be
Sounding too generically
I do this for my therapy
So let me say with clarity
You coming swinging carelessly
I'll light you up like kerosene
That's just real embarrassing
And I do think apparently
There was a disparity
Cause there ain't no comparing me
I'm just inherently
Too tired of these pharises
And saducess
Sad to see
Hating on your majesty
I mention Jesus' name and
everyone gets mad at me
I talk about my past and now you accuse me of blasphemy?
Actually
I'm just speak factually
Satan been real quiet since Bryce dropped these bars
Dear Khabib, you still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad - I just think it's fricked up you don't answer mails
If you didn't wanna talk to me after your fight
You didn't have to, but you could've signed a payment for Magomed
That's my supervisor man, he's only sixty years old
We waited in the sweltering hot for you
For four hours and you just said, "No"
That's pretty shitty man - you're like his fricking idol
He wants you to pay man, he wants it more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in Mahačkala - you said if I'd write you
You would write back - see I'm just like you in a way
I killed my father too
He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her
I can relate to what you're saying in your post fight interviews
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on
'Cause I don't really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is real, and I respect you 'cause you tell it
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you Khabib, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up
You gotta call me man, it'll be the biggest debt you'll ever lose
Sincerely yours, the taxman
P.S.
We should be together, too
Exquisite post.
High energy, high iq, effortless wordplay. This is the post
So after he dismantles Chandler, where will he sit in the rankings?
Top 3 minimum.
>Braptina stenchenko
>Maycee Brapper
>Abunda Ribas/Amanda Heebas
>Thud Rose
>Paige Can Zandt
>aMANDa Poones
>Megan CANderson
>Cody “NoChin/NoBrains” Garbrandt
>Stank YaDung
>Aljizzstain Spermling
>Petr Yingyan
>Poorijah Faber/Omega Manlet
>Sean O’Cuckley/SeaN O’Legley/Sean O’Mah Leg/Cuck O’Malley/Sean 1’Malley
>Max Hollogay/Min Smalloway
>Low T-City Ortega
>Korean Basedboy
>Edson Bumboza
>Alexander VolCANovski
>Kebab/Khabitch/Brazza
PISSlam Makhachev
>Dustbin Poorier/Dustbin Soirier/Dusthammad
>Gay Cheese/Garth
>Goob/McGoober/McTapper/CANor
>Tony Spergson/El Cuckuy
>Michael CANdler/Tyrone DADler/Michael Childless
>Aloe Vera
>Rafael dos Nachos/Rafael dos Baños
>Dan “the dungman” Hooker/Dookie Dan/Dookie Can
>Kevin Pee
>Cowdad Cerrone/Cowcan Cerrone
>GSPee
>Tyrese Snoozley
>Peon Smegwards/Leon Scott
>Ratlip Chimpaev/Cumsplat Chimaev/Dumbrat Chimpmaev
>Marty Fakenewsman/Marty Snoozman
>Jorge Soividal/Masvican/Violins/Jorge “Inbred” Masvidal
>Ben Asscreme
>Vicente Pukegay
>Wondersoi/Wondercan/Wonderpedo
>Robert Shittaker
>Poocare Pooza/Poonaldo “Jacacare” Pooza
>CANderson Silva
>Jared CANnonier
>Poolo Costa
>Toilet Till
>Fluke Cuckold/ Puke Bumhold
>Marvin Shittori
>Derek BUMson
>Kelvin FATselum
>Chris WIDEman
>Jizzy/Jizzy Gynosanya/Pissrael/Palestine
>CAN Blachowicz
>Yoel Lolmero
>Alistair Overheemed
>Candrei Fartlovski
>Francis Magumbo/Francis Ngubu
>Sleepy Miocic
>Jairzinho Rozenostruik/Jairzinho Frozenstruik
>Michelle Watersports-prostitutemez
>Shartles "Doodoo Bronx" Pooliveira
>Dickless du Bussy/Dickass poo Feces/Dripass doo Pissus
>Alex Peereira/Pooatan/Hands of Poo
>Tom ACKspinall
>Alexandre CANtoja
She is not gonna frick you bro
she cute tho
Agreed
She already is in my head.
Keep finding these.
Themmaspice girl you posted before is great.
>6-6 on her picks yesterday
Yeah, to the curb with her.
Right because we need MORE c**toids in MMA
Dana can you please have Robert Whittaker brand “New Mythical Fighter: NMFomedov Unlocked” on my right shoulder?
3 weeks till June.
To the anon that said he would show up, im getting ready, if you do show up you are fricked.
Bisping is such a company man moron he thinks Buckley called Canor's mum a hoe instead of his dad...
I guess losing the eye gave him hearing loss
Ebonics is not his first language
brazza what you mean I kent pay tax with NFT
Brazza tax is haram you kno diz.
wow he's so cool lookin
>le cuck stare
this guy makes you slap his girl's ass what do you do?
Aura
>no O'Malley please stop hitting me man i will frick your wife i promisEEEK NOOO STOP
goddamn what a heem
Whoa, he beat THE retirement home butcher?
>Davey Grant 35
>Davey Grant 30
fake infographic
i'd creampie omalleys wife
/ourgirl/ just dropped another banger
yeah i fricked her, she fell in love with me but im too busy to text her
did you stroke her penis or did you ignore it?
fricking gluck glucked it and had her eyes rolling, toes curling; i swirlied that thing
shes still writhing and squirming days later
have a nice day
jealous of my head game? or intimidated by my rizz?
fart
i'd creampie omalleys sister
I'd fart creampie Omalley's sister
This is my physique. Do I have what it takes to be a UFC Champion?
How is ratlip able to still fight in the UFC after hanging with a human rights violator? Yikes Dana
Christian Rodriguez is the only UFC fighter with nothing but good wins.
Chito beemed Sean on the last second
Gane fricking sucks
proof?
thats what kobe said too
what are you implying?
where was gane really on the night that kobe perished
busy filming
>Davey Garnt is 43
>cheeto lost to ancient aldo, song yadong and canhagen
lmao
and he beat the current champion... what a shit division
he beat that chinese guy
nope. also that chinese guy was a baby at the time, much better now.
i'm afraid your yellow fever is terminal
And his daughter has a rare form of moronation
Every single one of those guys is good. Even past prime Aldo.
ban weight cutting
chito knocked that b***h ass cuck out cold
TWICE
>jack slack retweeted
hey, just wanna ask you to stop cyberbullying me ok
Wonder of leaking that brock Lesnar fight was worth it for ariel
obviously not. and it wasnt even some journalistic integrity shit where he had to release the news, it was just a fight announcement...
He built a whole identity around being the bad boy of mma media only to be superceded by an english boy doing webcam streams
why dont they just make weigh ins like 2 weeks out? that way if you cant make the weight you cant compete in that weight class but they have plenty time to recover even if they kill themselves to cut
you did it mayne. thats the most moronic thing ive ever seen on heem
why dont they announce aspinall vs lesnar already? its a done deal.
A smile spreads across my face as I imagine Francis Ngannou's dead son enjoying his time in heaven
hard R-man tsarukyan
Robelis Despaigne??? Whatever happened there?
Gane should fight for the belt.....agane hahaha
Goober is fricked
Le isn't he awsome redit Dana XD
Cyril Gane is proof that all white women should have mixed kids with black men
No it isnt
white women largely detest blacks
touch grass for me please
Is this what you tell yourself to cope?
Gane's greatness cannot simply be reduced to his racial makeup, no it's something that's entirely unique. It's simply him. He's him.
Gane looks like a thumb
Cyril Gane is a chinaman
Heeeem
Why couldn't sloppa claus just do this
Because he's brazza larper. That lezginka dance and disgusting hobo beard. If he acted like Pavlo or Volkov he would heem
I am Cyril Gane.
Ganeness
jon jones made cyril gane his wife
What the hell
Ciryl Gane is proof
I can't go on /hee/m anymore
Gane chose this path
you shouldn't be allowed to punch your opponent while they are downed someone might get hurt
Gayne fanboys are sissies who lock up their dick.
you can't look up at your own dick it's below
idiot
Gane made it look easy
Ganes dick is unable to be locked
Gane was put in a cage
Ciryl Gane achieved greatness when he masterfully dominated Francis Ngannou to win the belt and then brutally stopped Jon Jones with a beautiful body kick to defend his belt.
Gane dropped this
Gane just gets it done but he is letting the division grow
So, basically, Gane is the GOAT. In essence, that makes him the greatest to ever do it. So guess what? That means you can go frick yourself.
Cicero Ganetti
who was the Ganetti?
Ciryl Gane's next title defence will be none other than heavyweight legend Stipe Miocic, they are currently working on the date.
imagine if cyril gane were indian
Then he would be a better fighter.
He would have a different ethnic and linguistic background
He would be powerslap champion
No I can't. That's simply inconcievable to me.
Ciryl Gane is so good at fighting that people have to say he's bad at fighting because they're mad.
Cyril GayBlack person
SIRil “Bon Redeemin” Ganesh
While other fighters walk out to the cage, Ciryl Gane flies or teleports depending on his mood.
Being Cyril Gane is unfathomable
Gane With the Wind
It's crazy that Ciryl Gane doesn't get talked about more considering what he has done for the sport.
more like gay
Gane has a powerful attack
the Gane Attack
'eard this Cyril Gane bloke leveled battered Tom Aspinall in sparring some time ago
Tom will heem Gayne
>leveled battered
Gane spars with the Gods
All Gane's attacks are powerful not only the body but also to the mind of an opponent.
Ciryl "The Diamond" Gane
Ciro Gane
canadian heavyweight fighter arjan singh bhullar
"AHHH YOU'RE CHOKING ME STOP THE HECKIN FIGHT" Gane
Gane losing has simply never been possible.
What if Gane went to space?
Arjan Bhuller is Cyril Gane but Indian
There can be no other Ciryl Gane
Ciryl Gane is french
what if there was an human sized anthill full of Ganes in a Gane colony
WE ARE BEING RAIDED
MODS
HEEMCORD IS RAIDING
Bros what phenotype is she? Arabic? Italian? Eastern Euro?
jew
That tells me nothing
I would heem anyone here. 6'11, 310 lbs
ganecord
What would Ciryl Gane do?
lose
Win
shut it down
Someone post the ganecord
Imagine Ciryl Gane saving the world
don't have to imagine its alreadyhappened
I've learned everything I know about sex from watching Ciryl Gane fight
Gane's anus is portal for a different galaxy
can we get a Gane chant going?
GANE GANE GANE
When Gane smiles, I smile
GANE GANE GANE
You can learn a lot of things from watching Gane's fights. He is somehow able to weave in knowledge beyond our comprehension into everything he does in the octagon.
jon jones put his finger in cyril gane’s anus
After that he went on to become UFC's youngest champ and GOAT
Ciryl Gane proved Riemann's hypothesis, they renamed it "Gane's theorem"
GANE
A
N
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GANG
A
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Gane is like a painter, but instead of painting paintings he paints violence
One thing about Gane is that he will be the first fighter to secure a kill in the octagon
gane is shit at fighting
Jon saw the anus hole and ducked the rematch
Gane has an uncanny ability to exude brilliance wherever he may go.
Gane is very unique in basically every way
Gane exudes what the UFC is all about.
Ciryl Kobe
Gane has five fingers on each hand
Gane is the only biological male capable of birth
Ganeezy fo sheezy
Gane's arms stretch out when he stretches them out
Gane has feet where his feet should be
Gane made that interim title belt prestigious
Gane sleeps when he is in bed but not always
Gane was spit roasted by Jon Jones and Francis Ngubu
gane sucks asian balls
Gane is the proof that racism is a form of foolishness
it's insane how if you go to any library in the world and whisper "Gane", someone will whisper "Gane" back
gane only wants easy fights which is why he will fight tom in manchester
what up my GaBlack folk
Gane wore a diaper before he learned to use the toilet
ngannou tongues ganes anus
>Sacre bleu, where is me mama?
Gane has two eyes, one sees the past and the other sees the future. Together they see the present.
We are SO clear for 100+ Gane mentions by the end of the thread let’s shoot for 150 and set a record! We can do it Ganexirs
GANE GANG Gane Gang Gane Gane GANE GANG gane gang
A vacation of victory
Gane left me blinded with the brilliant white light that radiates when he competes in that UFC Octagon brought to you by Toyo Tires
>illuminates the thread
Why Joshua holding this missile?
I've never got the whole Joshua/Gane comparison, they don't really look similar at all in the face
Gane should replace the word good.
"Gane morning, sirs."
Gane morning sars
le monde entier voit la grandeur de Ganes
Cyril Gane plays Warhammer Fantasy Battles
Gane sacrified himself for our sins
They told Gane not to fly too close to the sun and then he flew into the sun. What a guy.
Gane has two nostrils which he uses to smell the victory when it's near.
Gane are the days where heroes roamed the land
Mighty champions with sword in hand
Gane's anus is the ideal the dagestani aspire to reach
Gane has never seen a vegana
Gane has seen a million veganas
Gane has two thumbs to make sure he can give the thumbs up when needed.
can I get a lore dump on the Fighter known as Cyril Gane?
what is his favorite food? what is his tax policy? who is he closest to? did his son permaheem kobe?
Hood knows Gane won
If Gane ever dies he will surely rise again
who would you want natan levy to fight next?
the treads of a tank
yeah obv, but what if it had to be a fighter? who would be the least money fight that'd also have a good chance of killing him
Gane has twenty sons, all of them are named after him.
Schaub walged so Gane could run
They say Michelangelo sculpted his David using Ciryl Gane as a model
Gane pays his taxes
Cyril Gane
Level 88
Class: Rogue Psychomancer
Stats
Strength 18
Dexterity 26
Intelligence 31
Faith 19
Attack 217
Defense 158
Special Abilities:
Critical Strike: Skull Splitter
Sunsetting Hammer Fist
Divine Intervention
Gane jumped high school and went straight to college that is why there are no young photos of cyril
Gane invented electricity
Gane jumped so far they renamed the long jump the Gane jump
I heard Gane is next in line to take over when Dana is finally banished to the shadow realms
anon promised me the cassies wouldn't say that this fight night was good.. they lied to me
Wait wait wait, no hold up just one gosh darn second here.
I remember being told repeatedly from his retirement until this very year how rich Khabib was. There were numerous publicity stunt/press release schemes put out every time the Arab shithole Princes gifted khabib an ugly ass bently/Rolex or whatever gaudy shit. He was repeatedly called "the most famous Muslim athlete" and Ali Abdelaziz kept on buying interviews talking about how the Muzzie kings were spoiling khabib and he was probably richer than McGregor by now. Hell, Vladimir Putin himself even lifted fathead what like 100(s) of acers of land (a real decent white man's offering, not the same lame ass impractical and depreciating overpriced cars and watches that you also give to insta prostitutes to shit on them like a brown smooth brain loser would choose)
But I digress. Even without all the additional charity he received he got 10's of millions of cold hard USD cash from the UFC. How the FRICK did he manage his money so unbelievably poorly that he ended up flat broke, -3,000,000 into debt, and under full scale government financil investigation in his home country?
I thought these guys were supposed to be le hamble mountain inbreds and shit? They posted entire news stories about khabib drove a hecking Toyota tundra to save money or some dumb shit. What's the point of not touching women or drinking and being an annoying little fake moral gay when you end up blowing through multiple fortunes before Islam has yet to defend the championship against a single lightweight contender?
Lmao, they seized the little rat subhuman caveman skull home's assets. Now he can't even use those presumably huuuge profits from M-Eat and Eagle FC to pay back his debts. What does Allah say about hosting crypto schemes to repeatedly scam your fellow gullible and low IQ Muslim brothers? And about throwing away money at an unfathomable rate? Or defrauding your country while the real men fight a full scale war while you get fat?
If the world died Gane would heem death.
Gane touched Diddy
Gane invented sex
Gane raped someone in the sweltering summer of '92
That joke is not funny and is humiliating to male victims around the world. Anyway can anyone help me out, I don't know how to beat this level.
Gane and Steve not Adam and Eve
I told Gane I liked his game. He went in for a handshake and I said "Nah, I don't do shake hands." Kind of a big deal.
Gane has no parents. He willed himself to existence.
Gane pees sitting down
That's Dricus, Gane does a handstand
Gane is my parents
Gane was the first quantum computer
Indeed
Gane doesn't pee he wastes nothing.
Gane was the first toaster
Gane made sure Kobe went to heaven.
Gane is reading this thread, he just connected his mind to the internet
my Gane body pillow should be arriving shortly
Gane is a blue collar cornfed meat and potatoes type of fighter. A real classic brawler like Billy “The Boston Bully” McBaughneill or “Little Billy” William Scott Donaughue
Gane eats his beans cold
when Gane burps, the world listens
Gane once created lightning and gave it to the skies.
Gane the type of homie to cross his fingers when he’s lying
Gane is a monkey king type of fighter
Gane lost on purpose because he predicted Ngannou's future
it is literally impossible for Gane to rape as every man, woman, and child desires sex with him
Gane speaks in Blockchain and his penis is metallic
Gane once had a cold and the world went into the ice age.
Gane has an IQ of 213
Gane has a BBC - Big Brained Cranium
*hands you a blunt "honk on this" - Ciryl Gane
Gane sneezed once and that's how tornadoes were made.
Gane's veins are made of spaghetti
Ciryl "DC" Gane
Khabib owes money to the Russian government who in turn owe money to Cyril Gane as he was the one who originally taught the ancient Indo European nomads language (hence “Cyrillic”)
Tony Fricks
https://i.not4pcdn.org/sp/1704222305378650.png
Gane will make the next thread
Jon still hasn’t come out of the closet.
Gane IS the closet.
That's stupid
Silence. Secrecy. Cyril.
Jon should have been DQ'd for illegally breastfeeding Gane
It’s been a Bon Gamin thread gentlemen. Gane night to you all. Cyril you in the next one.
When Gane sleeps he suckles his thumb like a little baby waah waah