>"He's bad in the ring"
>Has more five star matches than Kurt Angle and Randy Savage
Huh?
>"He's bad in the ring". >Has more five star matches than Kurt Angle and Randy Savage
>"He's bad in the ring"
>Has more five star matches than Kurt Angle and Randy Savage
Huh?
He sucks and is skinnyfat. Only has the jog chant. And they actually call this guy main event as a rub/push bc he's not actually main event material.
tells you a lot about how meaningless the stars ratings are
Lars Sullivan had a 5 star match what’s your point
>5 star matches being a measurement of in ring skill
My friend I offer you this advice in complete sincerity, please never use that argument again, even as a joke. It's just an extremely subjective rating made up by some autistic israelite that every hipster's clinged onto because it's literally the only metric they have that supports their contrarian tastes.
Absolutely workedola
>good matches are contrarian
Actually that makes sense for WWE.
>>good matches
What makes Meltzer's wrestling objectively good?
*crickets*
Why do larping AEW fans always have the worst possible comebacks?
got you in a tizzy so he must’ve done did good
Idk they say stuff that 5 year olds or the autistic kid in class would say. A whole lot of No U-isms. It's as though they arent original or creative people. Maybe they were all RAPED.
No one cares akmed.
>scjerk trannies trying to astroturf this homosexual
>astroturf
wow they really like that song, did gay uso make it?
what song?
no idea, i dont watch that shit
“I’m gay… gay Uso!
I’m gay… gay Uso! (Brrrrrap brrrrap!)
I’m gay… gay Uso
Clap yo damn cheeks I’m gay Uso!”
I mean he sang it himself so in a way yes he did
>wow they really like that song, did gay uso make it?
yes he did
what a self own LMAO
wow gay uso is really talented
Holy shit!! That homie is dimes incarnate. AEW WILL NEVER HAVE A STAR LIKE THIS. NEVER!!!!!!!!
Jey is actually over. Your picture is a good example of a Discord astroturf attempt (that failed I'm afraid).
>Junglegay saying anything about anything
Randy Orton is cool
Damn and those guys are legendary wrestlers too, that must mean that Jey is one of the greatest of all time too according to Meltzer
And more five star matches than Antonio Inoki, Hulk Hogan, The Rock, Mr Perfect, damn this guy might just be the GOAT
What does Yeet even mean? How did it begin?
Does anyone in here know why this moron causes so much seethe? People like him and his meme catchphrase and his catchy theme song. Why does that make people mad if they don't like him?
I think he's a shitter but I enjoy posting "NO YEET" whenever he's on screen or mentioned in threads
Posting him really upsets the troony discord that spam this board with 14 to 21 spam threads, which are real unlike the imaginary ones Wolfcuck talks about
because he's stupid and fun and that's goes against what metlzer tells them real wrestling is. he's not allowed to be over because he's not a workrate guy meanwhile the yeet/no yet punch exchanges get bigger reactions that anything else on the show.
it's also a timing thing where he's as hot as anyone and the golden boys in AEW are hitting record lows when they were supposed to be game changers
its just jealousy that he is more over than smarks favorite guys
he's a slop wrestler for morons
wrestling is for morons, the entire industry is slop and only autists take it seriously
They're mad because Uso is one of the most popular wrestlers in the world right now and he was able to achieve that even though he's an average wrestler who never worked the indies.
Kek, Gayve Meltzer cultist logic really is like this huh? Johnny Gargano is a better wrestler than Bret Hart too according to Meltzer
didnt meltzer unironically say modern guys are better wrestlers? that would include bret i guess
Yeah according to Meltzer, Bret Hart isn't fit to lace the boots of such great wrestlers like Adam Cole, Johnny Gargano and Tyler Bate
Where were these edrones one year ago when they hated Jey Uso / the Bloodline and said he / they don’t draw dimes
>gimmick changes, story progresses and this causes people to change their opinion
>morons that only value muh yummy wummy 5 star matches can't understand this
yeah jay and sami didn't carry the show for like a year or nothing
in the real world and not whatever dream reality you are describing
No yeet
Jey is fricking awful. Bloated homosexual, breaks character all the time, matches are a young cucks ripoff, the yeet no yeet meme is not only childish bullshit, but is also about 5 years outdated because that's some shit 2019-2020 wigger zoomers would say etc.
All that being said, he clearly makes the AEWtists seethe, therefore he is based in my book now.
I don't like him but it was genuinely impressive and entertaining seeing the entire area pop for his Backlash entrance.
Too bad about the match itself but I bet it must have felt amazing being him in that moment.
Oh so star ratings matter to ejeets now?
According to Meltzer cultist logic, he's a better wrestler than Kurt Angle, I'm afraid
>gimmick is saying yeet over and over like he's a fricking Pokémon and it's all he can say
>doesn't have a single move in his entire moveset where he "Yeets" his opponent
In Smash bros you call it a "yeet" when you kill your opponent with a grab. Jey needs to pick someone up and yeet them out of the ring or he'll never be over with me.
>In Smash bros
the fricking state of this post
All I'm saying is the man isn't doing any yeeting by any metric of what a yeet is supposed to be in my book.
He invented Yeet so I'm pretty sure he knows what he's doing better than you, troony nintentard
holy fricking seethe, your "yeetmassuh" doesn't yeet anything, cope lmao.
i literally don't give a shit about one of the usos
the fact that you outed yourself as a smash subhuman is more concerning
go take a shower
You realize millions of people play Smash right, I'm not some pro smasher, I haven't even played the game in 2 or more years. It doesn't mean anything.
Just like how Jey's "Yeet" doesn't mean anything.
Just like how your posts don't mean anything.
>slop piggy worked over soap
holy seetheola
maybe if you showered and stopped touching kids you'd get over like Jey (YEET)
>Smash
you need to smash some body wash on yourself you smelly mark homosexual
Yeet!
His promos are so awful. Everything he says is rushed in the same way a 12 year old says, "your mom" as a comeback and expects the room to have a massive reaction.
You just summed up edrones excalty
Smelltzer’s stars are completely meaningless. He’s just a random old smark. Ask a bum on the street who the best wrestler is, and his opinion will have just as much if not more merit than Smelltzer.
OVERRATED
DONT CARE
ITS JUST ME UCE
Jimmy carried