All the great players are either handsome like de bruyne and Ronaldo or got a distinct unique look like Zidane, Bayol and Fatnaldo
He's too ugly to be elite
All the great players are either handsome like de bruyne and Ronaldo or got a distinct unique look like Zidane, Bayol and Fatnaldo
he's not elite, he's just a good player
also he plays next to a bunch of shitters which helps
He is elite, just has a bad temperament and isn't world class
Utd fan here. I've always rated him, but he's too inconsistent to be considered elite.
>handsome like de bruyne
Just being white makes you an 8/10 in Brazil
De Bruyne looks well with his current hairstye, it's rare a haircut can swing a man's appearance like that
>handsome like de bruyne
Another perfectly hetero soccer thread
Was Ribery elite?
He was, but just like Bruno Fernandes he was always underrated because of his ugliness.
>underrated because of his ugliness.
People also hated him because of the rapes
And Frenchs seems to make fun of him because he sounds moronic whenever he speak in French.
The worst part was the hypocrisy
The best player I've seen in my lifetime was Di Maria
I'm trying to figure out when you were born and when you died (probably a few weeks old)
April-May 2014
tu é gay e nao admite
Woman opinion
Messi is ugly as frick and hes the GOAT
"goat" has lost all meaning now
the greatest of all time is either Pele or maradona, little zoom
Rooney has always been frick ugly, looking good isnt required to be great, it helps and is required for the goat, but just being great? Not required. Bruno is way too inconsistent to be great though
What the inverse, when a player is just too good and too handsome, inspiring hate, even from his own countrymen?
what does your pic have to do with your post?
frick off homosexual, twink neymar was cute
>indio-ngubu
peak genetics, m8
Was he elite?
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I thought the title said "He's too ugly to be white" and I agreed
>handsome like de bruyne
Messi is the best player ever and he’s an ugly dwarf. What are you talking about my guy?
>since he joined united:
>most minutes played in top five leagues
>most chances created in top five leagues
>second in goal involvements (goals + assists) behind salah, a striker who's considered one of the best players in the world
>all this playing in the worst manchester united team in 30 years
>entire front line of attackers (rashford, hojlund, martial, garnacho, antony, amad, sancho) had like 5 goals between them for the first half of this season
okay, but...
>not handsome enough for homosexuals to fantasize about getting ass rammed by him
not elite!!!
he also spent his first two seasons at united playing alongside mcfred ffs
>all this playing in the worst manchester united team in 30 years
What happened 30 years ago?
okay, 32 years or whatever, fergie was still building up the team, hadn't won the league in 25 years
>elite
homie i only hear about hin every 2 months when he scores a blooter
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i've never seen a good thread with this filename or variations of it
What's the most elite ugly XI you can come up with?
Penandes, Di Maria, and Tevez are starters for sure but what about the other positions?
René Higuita would be the goalkeeper.
Back up Jorge Campos
As much as I love the guy, Puyol would be one of the CBs.
Of course, Ronaldinho HAS to play in that teams' starting 11.
That's all I've got.
>caring about another man's appearance
Bruno Fernandes is literally everything argies claim Enzo Fernández to be.
A decent player in a horrible team. Enzo is a shit player in a shit team.
They play too differently to compare, the bruno who plays for newcastle is probably the better comparison, not even sure what Enzo does but i'm sure he won't do much damage whenever he's on the teamsheet
He cute
>handsome like de bruyne
Maradona looked like a cave troll compared to Caniggia, so I guess Caniggia is the real GOAT