>dominate the league >improve by signing the 2nd best player in the world after de bruyne
2 years ago
Anonymous
haaland wasn't even the second best player at dortmund you absolute mongoloid, an absolute pace babby with a body that breaks down every month
we both know that he will be lackluster and then get injured like three times, and man city will again choke the champions league in comedic fashion which causes you to disappear from Fhite without a trace for a month, just for you to proceed coping by saying the curacaca cup and the prem are more important than the CL man city worked for over the past one and a half decades
2 years ago
Anonymous
lel look at this buyern customer seething because they lost lefraudowski because buyern flirted with haaland not realizing he's been a city fan his whole life and there was no doubt in his mind he was coming to the etihad but haaland let them flirt with him to piss off the middle aged lefraudowski and make him force a move out so now they need to make do with an even bigger fraud in that dumb frick sadio mane who can't even win the league or cl unless it's against the cheating spuds or in a covid* season*
i think i'm in love with erling <3
2 years ago
Anonymous
>lel look at this buyern
stopped reading there lol
NUR
2 years ago
Anonymous
typical KARTOFFELKOPF
2 years ago
Anonymous
he's a foreigner welfare leech like you
2 years ago
Anonymous
>losing not just one but every single world war there has ever been
this ugly motherfricker is the player of this generation and there's nothing anyone can do about it. Whats the upside? He can leave City in 2 years for only 130 millions and go to a real club.
considering how Messi is like the 5th highest scorer in the EPL without even playing in the EPL, I think he is going to fricking smash every record known to man.
that wasn't even me who made that thread and if it was it was just meant as a joke, everyone could see madrid and united scoring anyway so don't be a dumb frick
3 Weeks with a sore knee, 5 weeks with back spasms and 5 months with an ACL.
>cancelo, de bruyne, foden, bernardo (if he wants to leave he can frick off), sterling (if he wants to leave he can frick off), mahrez assisting
he's going to destroy every goal scoring record this season, screencap this yes i am the dutch city fan
he's not gonna play against your average blundersliga side anymore that just jogs back casually, he will get murderballed neymar 2014 world cup style
damn thats true...if only he was in the team that won the league 4 out of the last 5 times...... OH WELL
>moving goalposts
>dominate the league
>improve by signing the 2nd best player in the world after de bruyne
haaland wasn't even the second best player at dortmund you absolute mongoloid, an absolute pace babby with a body that breaks down every month
we both know that he will be lackluster and then get injured like three times, and man city will again choke the champions league in comedic fashion which causes you to disappear from Fhite without a trace for a month, just for you to proceed coping by saying the curacaca cup and the prem are more important than the CL man city worked for over the past one and a half decades
lel look at this buyern customer seething because they lost lefraudowski because buyern flirted with haaland not realizing he's been a city fan his whole life and there was no doubt in his mind he was coming to the etihad but haaland let them flirt with him to piss off the middle aged lefraudowski and make him force a move out so now they need to make do with an even bigger fraud in that dumb frick sadio mane who can't even win the league or cl unless it's against the cheating spuds or in a covid* season*
i think i'm in love with erling <3
>lel look at this buyern
stopped reading there lol
NUR
typical KARTOFFELKOPF
he's a foreigner welfare leech like you
>losing not just one but every single world war there has ever been
but enough about Algerian Black folk
>he's a native welfare leech unlike you
ftfy
Based.
>yes i am the dutch city fan
what gave it away
funny hahha wow really good
>dutch
You mean algerian from the country that got raped by Cameroon in the hot sweaty minute of 124
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>can't recognize flags
>is from a country you literally can't spell without the word GAY
>yes i am the dutch city fan
Tsuuuuuuuu
diam la banci, terong di cabein
i spent hundreds of millions of poo-piah in your shithole which is why you can now eat and this is how you thank me?
5 (black) English Roses
47 to match the number of chromosomes.
Only 4...
PER GAME
Hard injury by english lamberjacks style tackle from Leeds or Nottingham.
this ugly motherfricker is the player of this generation and there's nothing anyone can do about it. Whats the upside? He can leave City in 2 years for only 130 millions and go to a real club.
I hope he has a career like Zlatan except he wins the CL where he goes
>Whats the upside? He can leave City in 2 years for only 130 millions and go to a real club.
>the city of the third reich
games played? 17
considering how Messi is like the 5th highest scorer in the EPL without even playing in the EPL, I think he is going to fricking smash every record known to man.
Another thread full of delusional babies. The answer for the league is 6. Not one more or less
Damn, if that's true then Bundesliga really must be absolutely nothing compared to EPL
Lukaku scored 25+ goals with Everton and 20+ with the worst Man U team of all time but Haaland will score 6 with Man City ?
entirety of Fhite destroyed
12 missed games due to injuries
25 games missed imo
No.
Refunds.
>didn't mention what the issue was for his 42-day injury
rip
way less because he's not playing against farmers anymore
since when is it hard to score in the premier league?
>CITY TURNED THE EPL INTO A FARMER'S LEAGUE REEEEEEEEEE
>erling is not playing against farmers anymore
make up your mind Fhite.
I thought the city customer threw a b***h fit and fricked off?
that wasn't even me who made that thread and if it was it was just meant as a joke, everyone could see madrid and united scoring anyway so don't be a dumb frick
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