How will Haaland cope when he inevitably goes to the premier next season?

How will Haaland cope when he inevitably goes to the premier next season? He's basically better than him at everything.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally who?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best scorer in our league, pacey, strong, can shoot from a distance, can tap in, can score headers and its the most decisive player in our league in year. Literally the difference between sporting winning or losing the league

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I smell a massive fraud. What's the refund policy on this fella?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          how will teams cope when they are informed of Sporting's refund policy?

          There will be no option to apply for a refund but it won't be needed because my boy jokerers does not slip.

          le big striker who misses a lot is the new meta I see

          New meta for Portuguese clubs: buy the best players from Championship clubs that don't go up, have them statpad against SC Fritatas Dos Guilmarhas, sell them to the Prem for £80m. No refunds.

          Hes objectively better than Darwin and Enzo, hes already familiar with english football and hes one of those guys that presses hard so he creates chances out of nothing. Im extremely bullish on this guy being balon dor contender in 2 seasons. You can screencap this.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao, mate he won't even move to a top league let alone Balon D'Or competitive.
            England has seen him before, he's fricking crap

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but he was in Coventry, now hes at sporting with one of the best coaches right now and literally one of the best training centers in the world. We taught him how to play

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So much delusion in one sentence.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Im extremely bullish on this guy being balon dor contender in 2 seasons. You can screencap this.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but he was in Coventry, now hes at sporting with one of the best coaches right now and literally one of the best training centers in the world. We taught him how to play

            Let me guess, Ramos? Enzo? Darwina? All of them benfica shitters. Learn the difference

            >tfw you're the reincarnation of

            So you're saying he's better at sucking dick than Haaland?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Hes objectively better than Darwin and Enzo
            wow it's fricking nothing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Licensed Image, a young but talented youngster.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Already licensed before even moving to England
        Such commitment.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how will teams cope when they are informed of Sporting's refund policy?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So you're saying he's better at sucking dick than Haaland?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    le big striker who misses a lot is the new meta I see

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't this race traitor play for Hungary to bring them back to glory?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New meta for Portuguese clubs: buy the best players from Championship clubs that don't go up, have them statpad against SC Fritatas Dos Guilmarhas, sell them to the Prem for £80m. No refunds.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >sell them to the Prem for £80m
      That was before inflation, Keule.
      Frimpong is £100m+.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the next zlatan
    Welcome to Chelsea FC!

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not getting scammed by another Liga Portugal shitter sorry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess, Ramos? Enzo? Darwina? All of them benfica shitters. Learn the difference

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now Fhite can learn how delusional your average >sporting cp really is. This is what we have to deal with on a daily basis. take note of this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The people in this thread are criticizing you but they don't know. All the frauds we sell them come from benfica.
      Also, didn't you get btfo enough this season?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sporting fans are like those American roaches, they come out every 20 years or so and make a fricking mess everywhere

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