How would he have fared in the Attitude Era?
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How would he have fared in the Attitude Era?
How would he have fared in the Attitude Era?
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Dancing gimmick jobber at best.
Most likely fired.
If he got to use his PWG theme he'd make it work
How? He's not Sandman, and I don't think they would let this jobber used licensed music in WWF.
TAKA got licensed music in The Attitude Era anon.
whats his pwg theme
wtf?
Top guy
He would’ve had to purchase tickets
Chickenshit heel manager who occasionally take a bump (and likely gets injured doing it)
Since WWE looked for much less muscular profiles back then, at his peak shape he most likely would have thrived and he would've been a serious rival for Michaels. His Panama Sunrise would be celebrated as a legendary move.
He would be another member of da squad and that would unironically be the peak of what he could do in the attitude era. Even then, Duane Gill was more entertaining and filled the flabby out of shape comedy jobber role much better
He wouldn't make it
best case scenario: chickenshit manager ala Jimmy Hart
most likely: enhancement guy if he's lucky enough to even find somebody willing to train him
ECW smarks would've cheered for this loser if Heyman hired him and made him play bootleg Michaels
he'd be pumped with steroids and pain killers so probably based
Massive failure
Cruiserweight jobber in WCW
probably would’ve shift+click
in his current state he would've been squashed by midcard guys on the prelims
BUT lets be honest, it would've been a paradigm shift entirely if he had been born 30 years earlier and grown up as a boomer / Gen-Xer and had been jacked up on steroids 260lbs easily, so he wouldn't have been the whiney skinnyfat millenial cringelord he is today