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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never have the first idea what you're on about chief

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Barcelona and Real Madrid paying billions to make their stadiums look uglier.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        how often are fans looking at these from the air?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    both look cool. we should bring on the European Super League so we can have more super stadiums like these in Europe

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    irrigation ritual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      underrated post

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      funny and creative

      both look cool. we should bring on the European Super League so we can have more super stadiums like these in Europe

      boring and condescending

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not funny

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Bernabeu was never particularly pretty, it went from „generic pretty old“ to „generic modern“. Adding a closable roof and a retractable pitch to turn it into a great place for all sorts of events, concerts, etc. might pay off. One billion is a very high price, but I can see what they are going for.
    Barca however is in a worse financial situation to start with, and they pay 1.5 billion to essentially add another row of VIP boxes. These make a lot of money, but it still seems like a risky investment. Also, they lose additional money since they have to play in a smaller stadium for a while. The new stadium has a roof, which is fine but not really necessary I suppose, and it does not have the benefits of Madrid‘s indoor event location. Instead, it actually is a downgrade in terms of optics and uniqueness. Barca probably couldn’t care less about that, but it is kind of a shame regardless

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im pretty sure both of them probably spent significant time and money to evaluate the most profitable renovation, they're not dumb.
      These armchair comments about "hmm they just added VIP boxes is that really the optimal thing"? trust me, they did the calculations, many times, especially when we're talking these big of investments

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I should have known some smartass would defend them. Can’t I express thoughts? I didn’t say „it’s moronic“ either, just that both are large investments. Also, I know they calculated this through. But Barca still is financially crippled, so it seems like they either didn’t calculate enough in the past or they made some pretty hefty mistakes. This strategy doesn’t necessarily have to pay off then either

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those same competent and calculating board members that contracted a shady turkish constructor for the job and have the builders sleeping on boats in the port of barcelona?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they're not dumb.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they're not dumb
        Barça absolutely are
        the new Bernabeu makes sense from a financial perspective and the terms are pretty good (1.5 to 2% interest rate, can't remember now). Barça otoh don't have a business plan to recoup the investment, are paying 6% interest rates and handed the construction to some shady Turkish group with connections to Laporta but no experience whatsoever in this kind of endeavor. the Barça board are in it for the money, and the socios, who ultimately approved of the project, are clueless about its particularities and financial intrincacies - they only want a new stadium because Madrid has one. that's all there is to it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >These armchair comments about "hmm they just added VIP boxes is that really the optimal thing"? trust me, they did the calculations, many times, especially when we're talking these big of investments
        >especially when we're talking these big of investments
        Sven, people are moronic and stupid, and rich fricks are moronic, stupid AND actively mongolics, and seeing the sport situation in Barça, i'm inclined to think about just spending for the sake of spend, because Madrid did it, and being actually ripped off
        And they are absolutely fricking dumb, there is no doubt about that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also, they lose additional money since they have to play in a smaller stadium for a while
      Barcelona can't even fill their stadium when 30.000 Frankfurt fans come for a visit, I'm sure they don't care.

      irrigation ritual

      kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the price might be 1 billion euros or whatever but once you spread it out over 50 years and take into account financing and accounting tricks they will make more money than not doing it, so the effective COST is negative. no one on the board has to lay a brick or shovel dirt (except for ceremony) so their is no additional labour for madrid or barca in changing the stadium.

      it would be wrong for them, in the fiduciary sense, not to update the stadium because the old stadium is restrictive to growth. they are not football clubs, they are companies.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How is Barcelona able to afford a stadium like that? Aren't they broke?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      levers

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Roomba looking ass

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOO IS THAT A ROOF AAAHHHGGGGHHHH IM GOING INSANEEEEEE

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's the old new camp nou design, it was changed to picrel

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      10 times nicer than bernabeu

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nah, the new bernabeu is kino and im tired of pretending it's not, plus the interior mogs any other stadium

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the outside lighting has not been built in yet moron

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            looks like a parking lot

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Similar to a mutt stadium, even as ugly as one of them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >plus the interior mogs any other stadium
          this. say what you want about the tuna can refurbishing but the inside is unbelievable

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >

          great in renders, shit in reality, essentially the cybretruck of football stadiums

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the first pic isn't a render

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            completely misread your post lol

            [...]
            great in renders, shit in reality, essentially the cybretruck of football stadiums

            time to sleep

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is that the Guggenheim museum?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nice airfryer (and digits)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          modern art museum looking ass

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tbh that open top looks uncomfortable on a hot day or at sunset

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grim

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >a fricking earbuds charger

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They really made the Bernabeu into a muttmerican franchise Black person handegg stadium kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay hans

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Citi Field isn't a franchise Black person handegg stadium.

        Everyone knows Baseball parks are GOATed and the only kino American sports venues outside of CFB stadiums.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's right, it's definitely got Metlife vibes

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Careful what you wish for, in the 90s and 2000s all of our stadiums had piss troughs now they have Greek Pita Wraps and quiet rooms for autistic fans.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it doesnt have a brick and mortar fascade than it's shit

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they both needed an upgrade, its 2024. nothing that crazy about it

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you are like a little baby, watch this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Arasaka Arena looking fantastic

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The sovlless bowl we are building for 900 million euros.

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